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Chapter 146 The Slime Who Wants to Show Off
"Why haven't you arrived yet?" Li Hao urged.

"Why are you urging me? Just wait, I'll be there soon." Zheng Shuang said unhappily. "Do you know how much more work you have added to my workload? I just finished washing my feet and went to bed right away."

"Fuck you, uncle, I'll send you the address, and I'm leaving."

"Don't go! Just wait a little longer and we will be there soon. We were mobilizing vehicles just now, and we were delayed for a while..." the vice-captain explained inwardly.

"Okay, for your sake, I'll wait a little longer." As soon as Li Hao finished speaking, the lights came on behind him.

Zheng Shuang jumped off the co-pilot and walked slowly to Li Hao.

"It's just two or three little monsters, do you need to alarm us?" Zheng Shuang said, grabbing the slime with one hand.

The slime has changed from a three-meter-high wolf king to a half-meter-high little wolf king, majestic and handsome.But its appearance now is completely different from before, and it is normal for Li Hao not to know him.

"Are you courting death?" Slime said.

Zheng Shuang was startled and quickly threw the slime out. The look of fright on his face remained for a long time.

"What is this?" Zheng Shuang drew out his gun and pointed at Slime, and the team members behind him drew their guns one after another, looking around vigilantly.

"You are the thing?" Slime said angrily.

Slime laughed and said, "Look at your timidity, this is Slime."

"Are you sure it's a slime?"

"Of course."

"Did it have plastic surgery? How did it become like this?"

"Didn't I tell you? Slime's home is not here, so the fashion style is different from ours." Li Hao hinted.

Zheng Shuang instantly understood Li Hao's meaning. Slime is an alien, and it should be an easy thing to change.

"Since this is a slime, what about the monster?" Zheng Shuang asked everyone to put away their guns.

"Inside." Li Hao pointed to the intersection next to him and said. "Please amplify your courage a hundred times, and don't be scared to death."

"If I'm scared to death, I'll haunt you every day after I become a ghost." Zheng Shuang led the people into the intersection. "Oh, by the way, I saw Cheng Jiajia and Yun at a barbecue restaurant just now,"

"Barbecue restaurant? You read it wrong, they should be waiting for me at the Malatang restaurant now?"

"I'm sure they're at the BBQ."

Li Hao called Cheng Jiajia, but no one answered, so Li Hao opened the map plug-in and quickly found Cheng Jiajia and Yun.

Zheng Shuang was right. Cheng Jiajia and Yun were in a barbecue restaurant at the moment. There were a bunch of barbecued meats on the table and wine bottles next to them. The two of them were chatting drunkenly and laughing happily.

"My friends are gone." Li Hao said to himself. "I'm here to feed mosquitoes, and you guys are eating barbecue and drinking cold beer, it's unforgivable."

Seeing the monster, Zheng Shuang tried his best to stay in shock, but his heartbeat still couldn't help speeding up a lot.A team member took out his mobile phone to take a photo, but was stopped by the deputy captain in time.

"Everyone, don't take pictures. If this incident is posted on the Internet, it will cause panic." The deputy captain ordered.

The team members began to load the monster into the car, and everyone was careful, for fear of accidentally resurrecting the monster.Li Hao stood aside to deal with emergencies.

"They will resurrect soon after thawing, so be careful." Li Hao warned.

"Don't worry." Zheng Shuang said solemnly. "We only care about transportation, and the rest is out of our control."

Zheng Shuang's words sounded a little irresponsible at first, but he was conscientious and meticulous in his work.Under Zheng Shuang's command, the team members worked in an orderly manner, and the frozen monsters were quickly loaded.

The trucks left one by one, and the alley that was very crowded just now was a little more spacious.

The last truck stopped in front of Li Hao, and Zheng Shuang sat in the passenger seat. "Hurry up and take Cheng Jiajia back, or the program will scold you."

"Do you think I'm afraid of him?"

"I don't know if you're afraid or not," the driver said. "But our captain is scared."

"Shut up." Zheng Shuang said seriously. "The program has great power, you'd better not mess with him."

"Don't worry, I'm not stupid enough to offend my boss' father."

Zheng Shuang stretched out his hand and touched Li Hao's head, with a gentle smile on his face, only at this moment did he look like an older brother.

A year ago, Zheng Shuang's teacher found him and told him that he had a very dangerous job, but the income was very considerable. More importantly, this job was to serve the country, so Zheng Shuang simply agreed.

At that time, Zheng Shuang didn't know how dangerous this job was, but later he knew that if he was a little careless in this job, he would die without a place to bury him.

Zheng Shuang originally thought that if an accident happened to him one day, his parents could hand it over to Li Hao, but now it seems that this idea may not be realized, because Li Hao's situation seems to be more dangerous.

"Be careful." Zheng Shuang said.

"You too."

The truck started slowly, and soon disappeared from sight. Li Hao smiled, and couldn't help but think of his childhood, and his mood improved inexplicably.

"Let's go too!" Slime said.

"Why are you in a hurry!"

"Don't you want to hurry up and stop Yun? She must have eaten a lot of food now, and you need to pay a lot of money again."

Li Hao stared at the slime. "It's suspicious!"

"Where is suspicious?"

"It's suspicious that you're worried about my wallet."

Slime lowered his head, not daring to look at Li Hao. "Of course I have to worry about your wallet. If you run out of money, we're all going to starve."

Slime's reason is too far-fetched, it is that alien creatures do not need to eat food like humans.Even if there is no Shinto gene in the body, its powerful digestive system can digest all organic matter, so it is almost impossible for it to starve.

"Tell the truth." Li Hao said.

Slime hesitated for a while, then mustered up the courage to look at Li Hao. "I'm going to show off in a crowded place."

"Show off what?"

"Of course it looks like me."

"Don't forget that you are an alien and cannot have the vanity of a human being." Li Hao said as he walked.

"Why can't I have vanity?"

Slime confused Li Hao. Although vanity is not good, aliens may also have it.

"Vanity is not a good thing." Li Hao explained.

"Excessive vanity is of course not good, but a little vanity can give people a sense of satisfaction and happiness."

"Do you feel happy?"

"Happiness," said Slime.

Li Hao quickened his pace and said with a smile: "You have changed and your mood seems to have improved. Is it because you have understood life and death after the car accident?"

"No, it's because of Cheng Jiajia. For some reason, as long as she touches me, I can calm down and temporarily forget the painful memories."

"You shouldn't like Cheng Jiajia, right?" Li Hao said in shock.

"No." Slime said. "I think it should be because of Tiankun Universe."

(End of this chapter)