All-around substitute
Chapter 316 I Heard You Are Awesome
Chapter 316 I Heard You Are Awesome
The photo Jack Ma held in his hand was none other than a photo of Xu Zangyi when he participated in the Dutch World Youth Championship.
As the so-called witnesses and physical evidences are all there, even if Xu Zangyi has a whole family, he can't deny it...
Looking at the bright photo in Jack Ma's hand, Xu Zangyi smiled awkwardly but politely and said, "Who is this guy? He's... very handsome! Hehe..."
As he said that, Xu Zangyi slowly moved towards the land, preparing to flee the scene, not wanting to be caught by Jack Ma.
Jack Ma grabbed Xu Zangyi's back collar and said bitterly: "You want to slip away again? Don't you know who this is? Isn't it you!"
Being caught by Jack Mara, Xu Zangyi had no choice but to give up the idea of running away, turned around and put on a smiling face and said, "Is this me? Goose goose goose..."
Xu Zangyi pretended to be stupid and immediately attracted Jack Ma Ke's murderous eyes.
"Yes...it's a bit like it! But, Jack...he's really not me." Xu Zangyi scratched his face and scratched his cheek, then he put on a gesture of reasoning, and said like teaching elementary school students: "There are 13 billion people in China. , plus you overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese, there are 14 billion people. There are only so many human genes in total, and there will always be duplication! You can’t just say it’s me just because this person overlaps with my genes and looks like me ?He may be Chinese just like you! So, Jack, you must calmly analyze when you encounter a situation, and you can’t draw conclusions just because of a photo. It’s not good, let me tell you! This..."
"Xu Zangyi!!!"
Xu Zangyi started to speak, and planned to say three or four thousand words later, but he didn't want to hear a roar that was enough to shake people's souls out.
Standing opposite Jack Ma's face was puffy, like a boiling hot water kettle, as if giving him another three seconds, he would be able to spray steam from his ears.
"No...isn't it right?" Looking at Jack Ma's eyes that could kill people, Xu Zangyi asked cautiously.
"That's right!" At this time, Jack Ma was on the verge of running away, and he had already turned into Ma Dongmei: "You fooled them! You can't fool me! You are the Chinese player Xu Zangyi who participated in the World Youth Championship last year! I also checked your other information online , After the Chinese team lost 1 to 5 to the Thai team, you disappeared! Don’t think I don’t know why you came to Ericeira! You are escaping! You don’t want to face the reality of the Chinese team losing 1 to 5! So you want to cover up the past history and start over!"
"That's enough! Jack!" Xu Zangyi interrupted Jack Ma sharply, and his face became serious as he said, "I'll tell you again! Jack! I won't participate in your ball game! Okay?"
After speaking, Xu Zangyi shook off Jack Ma and walked towards Smith's house not far away.
"Zang...Zang Yi? Zang Yi? Oh! My brain!"
Jack Ma yelled twice, but Xu Zangyi ignored it.Only then did he realize that he had said the wrong thing, and patted his forehead in frustration.
Isn't that what pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?We all know that period of history that other people don't want to recall anymore, and take the initiative to expose their scars.Otherwise, Ma Dongmei is Ma Dongmei, and her emotional intelligence is in arrears.
Seeing Xu Zangyi's figure gradually disappearing, Jack Ma walked towards his home with his head drooping, feeling infinitely emotional in his heart, today is a waste of work. …
……
The ball game that Jack Ma has been inviting Xu Zangyi to participate in is not a regular game, but a community cup held by the people of Mafra.
In Portugal, football has a very strong atmosphere, unlike in China it is a sport.Football is a part of their lives here, and they cannot be separated at all. Football matches are like eating, so there are countless football matches among the people.
Games of this nature are very common in Portugal and are more recreational than competitive.Originally, entertainment and entertainment are enough, but Ericeira's performance in the Mafra Community Cup these years has been terrible!Every year is a round trip.
Before the arrival of the new Community Cup, Jack Ma and Ericeira guys will inevitably be ridiculed.Everyone fights for a piece of skin, Jack Ma and others say they want to have a shot at the Community Cup!
But Ericeira didn't have any huge capital, and the total population was only around a thousand. It was barely enough to make up a team, and it was even more whimsical to expect any capable people.
Ericeira is a holy place for surfing, not football. Obviously, if it is surfing, I believe Ericeira can win the championship every year, but unfortunately not.
Congenital insufficiency worried Jack Ma, but he had no choice but to practice diligently based on the principle of the stupid bird flying first.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with Xu Zangyi here, and he hid it well. The boys in Ericeira knew that he couldn't play football, but an accident happened.
Once Ericeira's representative team was practicing on the court. The court was open and unobstructed. Ericeira's clearance ball fell right at the feet of Xu Zangyi who was passing by.
I don't know if Xu Zangyi passed by on purpose... According to the energy he played in the past, it is very likely that he was itchy and came to the stadium without knowing it.
But no matter what, since he was at his feet, he had to kick him back without saying anything, and something went wrong with this kick.
Xu Zangyi hoisted the ball directly into the goal with one kick, but it was at least 30 meters away from the goal!The angle is not particularly good!If you hit the goal with one kick and say you don't know how to play football, even if you kill someone, you won't believe it, okay?
People who don't know how to play football usually use their toes to kick the ball for the first time!How could the toes circle out of an arc?But if you know that you are not using your toes and kicking the ball first, you can only use genius to explain such an arc!
But what Jack Ma never expected was that Xu Zangyi explained it with "extraordinary talent".If Jack Ma has read the 94 version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he will definitely use Zhuge Liang's famous saying: I have never seen such a brazen person!
Xu Zangyi managed to cover up this matter through his thick skin, but Jack Ma didn't believe it, so he kept his eyes open.
I searched for Xu Zangyi's information on the Internet, and when I logged into the search engine, the page that popped up made Jack Marle bloom.
There is only one sentence in my heart: I found the treasure!I found a treasure!
The first web page is from FIFA. Xu Zangyi appeared in the best team of last year's World Youth Championship and was selected as the "New Top Ten Rising Stars".
Followed by Germany, Italy, France, the United Kingdom and other Western European national football associations, they published articles with similar content, just exaggerating Xu Zangyi!It seems that in their eyes, Xu Zangyi is like a new generation of Messi and Ronaldo.
With such a strong neighbor, Jack Ma will pull Xu Zangyi into the team no matter what.
At the beginning, Jack Ma could still maintain a certain degree of rationality, and he didn't directly point it out.After all, there must be a reason why Xu Zangyi lied that he couldn't play football, otherwise he wouldn't have come to this small place to go to school.
But after working hard for a period of time, Xu Zangyi didn't make any progress, insisting that he couldn't play football, and didn't want to hold him back. If he didn't participate in the competition, Jack Ma became anxious.
Decided to find out the real hammer, and went over the wall to investigate Xu Zangyi's domestic information. This investigation revealed that Xu Zangyi was selected for the Chinese national team and participated in the 1-5 defeat to Thailand.
At this point, Jack Ma also vaguely knew the reason why Xu Zangyi lied, and the reason why he traveled so far to Mafra.
Originally, Jack Ma planned to move people with emotion and reason, but he didn't think that people would not be moved by words, but instead pissed people off. The frustration in his heart can be imagined. …
……
"Yi? Is that you?"
At the door outside the house, I heard the voice of the hostess in the room.
"It's me! Mrs. Smith!" After entering the door, Xu Zangyi put on his slippers and replied quietly.
"Hurry up and wash your hands! I have a surprise for you!" Mrs. Smith said mysteriously as she poked her head out while holding the kitchen utensils in her hand.
"surprise?"
Xu Zangyi read a sentence silently, and soon he sniffed the spicy aroma in the room, and walked quickly to the kitchen: "Mrs. Smith, are you..."
"Yes! Mapo Tofu!"
In the kitchen, Mrs. Smith has already started the pot, and the spicy and delicious fragrance is coming out.
"Do you taste like your mother?"
The silver thread on Mrs. Smith's head is kind and warm. If it weren't for the apron hanging on her body and the spoon in her hand, people would mistake her for the Queen of England.
Xu Zangyi took the spoon and gently scooped it up to his mouth. At this moment, Mrs. Smith said with concern: "Be careful! Don't burn it!"
After Xu Zangyi put the spoonful of tofu into his mouth, Mrs. Smith asked with an expectant expression, "How is it? Taste?"
At this time, Xu Zangyi could only nod his head, and kept making a "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" sound.The mapo tofu made by Mrs. Smith tastes great, but compared to the delicious mapo tofu, Xu Zangyi is more moved by Mrs. Smith's doing this.
After coming to Mafra for half a year, Mr. and Mrs. Smith cared more and more for Xu Zangyi, as if they had transcended the relationship between landlord and tenant, just like a family.
Today's plate of mapo tofu, Xu Zangyi just mentioned it accidentally a few days ago, but Mrs. Smith took it to heart and made it today.
For an ancient woman who has been cooking Western food all her life, unfamiliar Chinese dishes are a very big challenge.
"Thank you! Mrs. Smith!" Xu Zangyi was grateful.
"There's nothing to thank! Yi! It's a gift from God that you can accompany us two old people. We are a family, aren't we?" Mrs. Smith looked at Xu Zangyi with doting eyes, embraced him and patted him lightly. back.
In the past half a year, Xu Zangyi's height has been close to 180, so Mrs. Smith can only stand on tiptoe to hug instead of hug.
"Of course! We are a family! I love you!" Xu Zangyi said softly.
It is said that distance creates beauty, and parents are far away thousands of miles away. Unconsciously, Xu Zangyi has pinned on Mr. and Mrs. Smith to miss his parents.
"I love you too! Yi!"
"Honey! What did you do today? It smells special!"
At this moment, the voice of the host, Smith, came from the living room. He smelled the aroma of mapo tofu and came to the living room from the second floor. …
……
At Smith's house, Xu Zangyi regained the joy of playing football in the first place. I hope you can also find the original innocence and truth...
(End of this chapter)
The photo Jack Ma held in his hand was none other than a photo of Xu Zangyi when he participated in the Dutch World Youth Championship.
As the so-called witnesses and physical evidences are all there, even if Xu Zangyi has a whole family, he can't deny it...
Looking at the bright photo in Jack Ma's hand, Xu Zangyi smiled awkwardly but politely and said, "Who is this guy? He's... very handsome! Hehe..."
As he said that, Xu Zangyi slowly moved towards the land, preparing to flee the scene, not wanting to be caught by Jack Ma.
Jack Ma grabbed Xu Zangyi's back collar and said bitterly: "You want to slip away again? Don't you know who this is? Isn't it you!"
Being caught by Jack Mara, Xu Zangyi had no choice but to give up the idea of running away, turned around and put on a smiling face and said, "Is this me? Goose goose goose..."
Xu Zangyi pretended to be stupid and immediately attracted Jack Ma Ke's murderous eyes.
"Yes...it's a bit like it! But, Jack...he's really not me." Xu Zangyi scratched his face and scratched his cheek, then he put on a gesture of reasoning, and said like teaching elementary school students: "There are 13 billion people in China. , plus you overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese, there are 14 billion people. There are only so many human genes in total, and there will always be duplication! You can’t just say it’s me just because this person overlaps with my genes and looks like me ?He may be Chinese just like you! So, Jack, you must calmly analyze when you encounter a situation, and you can’t draw conclusions just because of a photo. It’s not good, let me tell you! This..."
"Xu Zangyi!!!"
Xu Zangyi started to speak, and planned to say three or four thousand words later, but he didn't want to hear a roar that was enough to shake people's souls out.
Standing opposite Jack Ma's face was puffy, like a boiling hot water kettle, as if giving him another three seconds, he would be able to spray steam from his ears.
"No...isn't it right?" Looking at Jack Ma's eyes that could kill people, Xu Zangyi asked cautiously.
"That's right!" At this time, Jack Ma was on the verge of running away, and he had already turned into Ma Dongmei: "You fooled them! You can't fool me! You are the Chinese player Xu Zangyi who participated in the World Youth Championship last year! I also checked your other information online , After the Chinese team lost 1 to 5 to the Thai team, you disappeared! Don’t think I don’t know why you came to Ericeira! You are escaping! You don’t want to face the reality of the Chinese team losing 1 to 5! So you want to cover up the past history and start over!"
"That's enough! Jack!" Xu Zangyi interrupted Jack Ma sharply, and his face became serious as he said, "I'll tell you again! Jack! I won't participate in your ball game! Okay?"
After speaking, Xu Zangyi shook off Jack Ma and walked towards Smith's house not far away.
"Zang...Zang Yi? Zang Yi? Oh! My brain!"
Jack Ma yelled twice, but Xu Zangyi ignored it.Only then did he realize that he had said the wrong thing, and patted his forehead in frustration.
Isn't that what pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?We all know that period of history that other people don't want to recall anymore, and take the initiative to expose their scars.Otherwise, Ma Dongmei is Ma Dongmei, and her emotional intelligence is in arrears.
Seeing Xu Zangyi's figure gradually disappearing, Jack Ma walked towards his home with his head drooping, feeling infinitely emotional in his heart, today is a waste of work. …
……
The ball game that Jack Ma has been inviting Xu Zangyi to participate in is not a regular game, but a community cup held by the people of Mafra.
In Portugal, football has a very strong atmosphere, unlike in China it is a sport.Football is a part of their lives here, and they cannot be separated at all. Football matches are like eating, so there are countless football matches among the people.
Games of this nature are very common in Portugal and are more recreational than competitive.Originally, entertainment and entertainment are enough, but Ericeira's performance in the Mafra Community Cup these years has been terrible!Every year is a round trip.
Before the arrival of the new Community Cup, Jack Ma and Ericeira guys will inevitably be ridiculed.Everyone fights for a piece of skin, Jack Ma and others say they want to have a shot at the Community Cup!
But Ericeira didn't have any huge capital, and the total population was only around a thousand. It was barely enough to make up a team, and it was even more whimsical to expect any capable people.
Ericeira is a holy place for surfing, not football. Obviously, if it is surfing, I believe Ericeira can win the championship every year, but unfortunately not.
Congenital insufficiency worried Jack Ma, but he had no choice but to practice diligently based on the principle of the stupid bird flying first.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with Xu Zangyi here, and he hid it well. The boys in Ericeira knew that he couldn't play football, but an accident happened.
Once Ericeira's representative team was practicing on the court. The court was open and unobstructed. Ericeira's clearance ball fell right at the feet of Xu Zangyi who was passing by.
I don't know if Xu Zangyi passed by on purpose... According to the energy he played in the past, it is very likely that he was itchy and came to the stadium without knowing it.
But no matter what, since he was at his feet, he had to kick him back without saying anything, and something went wrong with this kick.
Xu Zangyi hoisted the ball directly into the goal with one kick, but it was at least 30 meters away from the goal!The angle is not particularly good!If you hit the goal with one kick and say you don't know how to play football, even if you kill someone, you won't believe it, okay?
People who don't know how to play football usually use their toes to kick the ball for the first time!How could the toes circle out of an arc?But if you know that you are not using your toes and kicking the ball first, you can only use genius to explain such an arc!
But what Jack Ma never expected was that Xu Zangyi explained it with "extraordinary talent".If Jack Ma has read the 94 version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he will definitely use Zhuge Liang's famous saying: I have never seen such a brazen person!
Xu Zangyi managed to cover up this matter through his thick skin, but Jack Ma didn't believe it, so he kept his eyes open.
I searched for Xu Zangyi's information on the Internet, and when I logged into the search engine, the page that popped up made Jack Marle bloom.
There is only one sentence in my heart: I found the treasure!I found a treasure!
The first web page is from FIFA. Xu Zangyi appeared in the best team of last year's World Youth Championship and was selected as the "New Top Ten Rising Stars".
Followed by Germany, Italy, France, the United Kingdom and other Western European national football associations, they published articles with similar content, just exaggerating Xu Zangyi!It seems that in their eyes, Xu Zangyi is like a new generation of Messi and Ronaldo.
With such a strong neighbor, Jack Ma will pull Xu Zangyi into the team no matter what.
At the beginning, Jack Ma could still maintain a certain degree of rationality, and he didn't directly point it out.After all, there must be a reason why Xu Zangyi lied that he couldn't play football, otherwise he wouldn't have come to this small place to go to school.
But after working hard for a period of time, Xu Zangyi didn't make any progress, insisting that he couldn't play football, and didn't want to hold him back. If he didn't participate in the competition, Jack Ma became anxious.
Decided to find out the real hammer, and went over the wall to investigate Xu Zangyi's domestic information. This investigation revealed that Xu Zangyi was selected for the Chinese national team and participated in the 1-5 defeat to Thailand.
At this point, Jack Ma also vaguely knew the reason why Xu Zangyi lied, and the reason why he traveled so far to Mafra.
Originally, Jack Ma planned to move people with emotion and reason, but he didn't think that people would not be moved by words, but instead pissed people off. The frustration in his heart can be imagined. …
……
"Yi? Is that you?"
At the door outside the house, I heard the voice of the hostess in the room.
"It's me! Mrs. Smith!" After entering the door, Xu Zangyi put on his slippers and replied quietly.
"Hurry up and wash your hands! I have a surprise for you!" Mrs. Smith said mysteriously as she poked her head out while holding the kitchen utensils in her hand.
"surprise?"
Xu Zangyi read a sentence silently, and soon he sniffed the spicy aroma in the room, and walked quickly to the kitchen: "Mrs. Smith, are you..."
"Yes! Mapo Tofu!"
In the kitchen, Mrs. Smith has already started the pot, and the spicy and delicious fragrance is coming out.
"Do you taste like your mother?"
The silver thread on Mrs. Smith's head is kind and warm. If it weren't for the apron hanging on her body and the spoon in her hand, people would mistake her for the Queen of England.
Xu Zangyi took the spoon and gently scooped it up to his mouth. At this moment, Mrs. Smith said with concern: "Be careful! Don't burn it!"
After Xu Zangyi put the spoonful of tofu into his mouth, Mrs. Smith asked with an expectant expression, "How is it? Taste?"
At this time, Xu Zangyi could only nod his head, and kept making a "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" sound.The mapo tofu made by Mrs. Smith tastes great, but compared to the delicious mapo tofu, Xu Zangyi is more moved by Mrs. Smith's doing this.
After coming to Mafra for half a year, Mr. and Mrs. Smith cared more and more for Xu Zangyi, as if they had transcended the relationship between landlord and tenant, just like a family.
Today's plate of mapo tofu, Xu Zangyi just mentioned it accidentally a few days ago, but Mrs. Smith took it to heart and made it today.
For an ancient woman who has been cooking Western food all her life, unfamiliar Chinese dishes are a very big challenge.
"Thank you! Mrs. Smith!" Xu Zangyi was grateful.
"There's nothing to thank! Yi! It's a gift from God that you can accompany us two old people. We are a family, aren't we?" Mrs. Smith looked at Xu Zangyi with doting eyes, embraced him and patted him lightly. back.
In the past half a year, Xu Zangyi's height has been close to 180, so Mrs. Smith can only stand on tiptoe to hug instead of hug.
"Of course! We are a family! I love you!" Xu Zangyi said softly.
It is said that distance creates beauty, and parents are far away thousands of miles away. Unconsciously, Xu Zangyi has pinned on Mr. and Mrs. Smith to miss his parents.
"I love you too! Yi!"
"Honey! What did you do today? It smells special!"
At this moment, the voice of the host, Smith, came from the living room. He smelled the aroma of mapo tofu and came to the living room from the second floor. …
……
At Smith's house, Xu Zangyi regained the joy of playing football in the first place. I hope you can also find the original innocence and truth...
(End of this chapter)
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