Entertainment: I started from Deyun Douxiao Club
Chapter 25 4 Great Masterpieces or 5 Great Masterpieces?
Chapter 25: The Four Great Masterpieces or the Five Great Masterpieces?
Qin Mu glanced at Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue who were sitting under the stage and said with a smile.
"Hey, thank you for your silent encouragement. There are also old audiences who came to join us today."
"Let me introduce my partner, Luan Yunping."
Before Luan Yunping finished speaking with a smile, he was interrupted, "Hi everyone, I'm very happy..."
"We are both young comedians."
Qin Mu looked at the big screen proudly.
"Then what does it mean that someone vomited on it? Ah, people say you are not, you are old."
Hearing this, Luan Yunping looked at Qin Mu speechlessly.
"Hahahaha, Luan Dangdang sometimes gets slapped."
"Qin Mu is very stable, his typhoon has nothing to do with his personality hahaha."
"I don't know if I should say a sentence or not. I feel that Qin Mu is acting like a mad dog."
"Hahahaha can't, but I feel that this Luan Dangdang no longer exists."
"It's still on the mat now, let's see how the work of the two of them will go in a while."
"Same as above, if the performance is not good, I will directly turn off the live broadcast."
……
I saw Qin Mu clapping his fan, "As I said just now, I am a young comedian, and young actors learn basic skills from an early age..."
Hearing this, Luan Yunping hurriedly answered, "As an adult actor, I also learned basic skills from elementary school, that's all."
"Indeed, it's not easy to talk about the four basic lessons of cross talk: speaking, learning, amusing, and singing. How many people really know how to speak, learn, amuse, and sing?"
Qin Mu stared at him with a serious face.
Luan Yunping smiled and said, "Hey, it's worth it if you work hard."
"I'm not talking nonsense, Luan Yunping said that learning to sing and sing four homework is one prostitution!"
"Did you say you can amuse the audience in the audience?"
After saying this, Qin Mu pointed at the two people below the stage with his fan.
Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue looked at each other and smiled.
Luan Yunping said speechlessly, "It's ridiculous."
"People didn't make any noise to see it, it seems that they want you to perform live, don't they!"
As he spoke, Qin Mu gave Guo Degang and Yue Yue a look.
"Are you saying this is human language!"
Qin Mu was puzzled, "What is human language? Don't you understand all of this? Then what do you say is good at learning to sing?"
"It's fine, I've been a cross talk actor for so many years."
Luan Yunping held the fan and said confidently.
"It's all right? Let me tell you! It's useless!"
"What's the matter?"
"What do cross talk actors fight to the end! It's cultural heritage."
At this point, the preparatory talk is over, and the introduction of the real work will start after the pavement is established.
At this time, everything suddenly changed on the screen, and it was Uncle Qian who appeared in front of everyone, and the people behind him were not the audience that the brothers and sisters pulled in yesterday!
"Qin Mu and Luan Yunping are both very good, and the rhythm and breath are very stable."
Uncle Qian looked at the big screen opposite with a smile and said with a smile.
Then I saw Gao Xiaobo next to him draw a horizontal line under the names of the two on the blackboard with a chalk.
……
"When it comes to cultural background, I have to ask what education you have? Prenatal education?"
As soon as this remark came out, it instantly caused laughter in the live broadcast room.
"Who's prenatal education! I'm also a college student!"
Luan Yunping said word by word.
"Who was born?"
Guo Degang in the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing, everyone said that the actor of the Deyun Club had a low education, but Luan Yunping was an intellectual who had gone to university. As a student of Qinghua University, it was the first time he was ridiculed like this .
"Your ears have caught up with Lao Qin's brain! University student! Listen!"
Luan Yunping approached Qin Mu's ear and shouted loudly.
"You're the only one who is a college student? I've never heard of anyone in our club with a degree beyond junior high school! Is that right? If you don't believe me, ask our regular audience."
As he said that, Qin Mu even cast a wink at Guo Degang who was in the audience.
"Hahahaha, Qin Mu is so daring to question Luan Dangdang's education."
"Luan Dangdang doesn't like talking about universities, so don't mention it."
"The upstairs is too glass-hearted. This is the content of the performance that the two actors discussed. Luan Dangdang called you and said he didn't like it?"
"What is Taoer's blackboard for? Why hasn't it been used?"
"Either it's the order of the competition, or it's for point deduction!"
"Qin Mu is really handsome, the gray coat is so pretty."
……
"You don't want to go to university? Then I'm still in the north!"
Qin Mu waved his hand exaggeratedly, with a look of disbelief.
"We can't talk nonsense on the stage, there is no need to deceive the audience..."
"I'm really from Peking University, majoring in literature and history at Peking University."
After Luan Yunping heard this sentence, his smile gradually widened, and he asked again.
"What's your major?"
"Professional in literature and history."
"You really don't need to go to BJ to hear about this game, don't we have learning materials..."
As he said that, Luan Yunping pointed to the bathroom backstage, and then took a hard moment.
"Bah! No culture! Do you understand the history of literature? Chinese Department Anders (understand)?"
"Hahahahaha."
Suddenly, Qin Mu felt that he heard laughter and applause, but the subtlety made him feel like an auditory hallucination.
He and Luan Yunping looked at each other, and then they continued talking without changing expressions.
"Why are you in the Chinese department? What talents do you have?"
Luan Yunping said with a look of disgust.
"I read a lot! I read a lot!"
"Oh?"
"Our Celestial Dynasty has one of the five great classics, have you read it?"
Qin Mu stretched out five fingers with his left hand to gesture, and his right hand was still on his hips, as if he had already said hello.
"Tell me."
"The first book, cold water is pouring on the mountain!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience in the barrage reacted for a while, what cold water is splashing mountains?What is this?
"It sounds cold to me, why don't you just practice the fifth basic skill of cross talk, it's Water Margin!"
Qin Mu wrenched his fingers and was still thinking about the next book, Luan Yunping turned around and corrected him with disgust on his face.
"It's Water Margin! And... is there a Dream of Red Mansions?"
"Have!"
"Is there any Journey to the West?"
"Yes, I have!"
"There's Sansan Sanmao... San Mao's Wanderings, is there any?"
Qin Mu said seriously.
"what!"
"Three... Liu Laogen!"
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Liu Laogen is okay hahaha."
"Dream link, my favorite Deyun Club and Liu Laogen's big stage can be heard at the same time one day, I love it."
"Why did Qin Mu feel like Qin Xiao was possessed by Qin Xiao when he came on stage, when he was obviously quiet and smart off stage."
"This is acting! Qin Mu was born to eat this bowl of rice!"
"Their cooperation is so tacit!"
"Refer to the materials in dilidili, Qin Mu and Luan Yunping have collaborated in cross talk before, Qin Mu's energy is beyond your imagination!"
"..."
"That's not the case, Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"
"Ah, that's right, what else?"
Qin Mu asked without confidence.
"Don't you know the five great classics?"
(End of this chapter)
Qin Mu glanced at Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue who were sitting under the stage and said with a smile.
"Hey, thank you for your silent encouragement. There are also old audiences who came to join us today."
"Let me introduce my partner, Luan Yunping."
Before Luan Yunping finished speaking with a smile, he was interrupted, "Hi everyone, I'm very happy..."
"We are both young comedians."
Qin Mu looked at the big screen proudly.
"Then what does it mean that someone vomited on it? Ah, people say you are not, you are old."
Hearing this, Luan Yunping looked at Qin Mu speechlessly.
"Hahahaha, Luan Dangdang sometimes gets slapped."
"Qin Mu is very stable, his typhoon has nothing to do with his personality hahaha."
"I don't know if I should say a sentence or not. I feel that Qin Mu is acting like a mad dog."
"Hahahaha can't, but I feel that this Luan Dangdang no longer exists."
"It's still on the mat now, let's see how the work of the two of them will go in a while."
"Same as above, if the performance is not good, I will directly turn off the live broadcast."
……
I saw Qin Mu clapping his fan, "As I said just now, I am a young comedian, and young actors learn basic skills from an early age..."
Hearing this, Luan Yunping hurriedly answered, "As an adult actor, I also learned basic skills from elementary school, that's all."
"Indeed, it's not easy to talk about the four basic lessons of cross talk: speaking, learning, amusing, and singing. How many people really know how to speak, learn, amuse, and sing?"
Qin Mu stared at him with a serious face.
Luan Yunping smiled and said, "Hey, it's worth it if you work hard."
"I'm not talking nonsense, Luan Yunping said that learning to sing and sing four homework is one prostitution!"
"Did you say you can amuse the audience in the audience?"
After saying this, Qin Mu pointed at the two people below the stage with his fan.
Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue looked at each other and smiled.
Luan Yunping said speechlessly, "It's ridiculous."
"People didn't make any noise to see it, it seems that they want you to perform live, don't they!"
As he spoke, Qin Mu gave Guo Degang and Yue Yue a look.
"Are you saying this is human language!"
Qin Mu was puzzled, "What is human language? Don't you understand all of this? Then what do you say is good at learning to sing?"
"It's fine, I've been a cross talk actor for so many years."
Luan Yunping held the fan and said confidently.
"It's all right? Let me tell you! It's useless!"
"What's the matter?"
"What do cross talk actors fight to the end! It's cultural heritage."
At this point, the preparatory talk is over, and the introduction of the real work will start after the pavement is established.
At this time, everything suddenly changed on the screen, and it was Uncle Qian who appeared in front of everyone, and the people behind him were not the audience that the brothers and sisters pulled in yesterday!
"Qin Mu and Luan Yunping are both very good, and the rhythm and breath are very stable."
Uncle Qian looked at the big screen opposite with a smile and said with a smile.
Then I saw Gao Xiaobo next to him draw a horizontal line under the names of the two on the blackboard with a chalk.
……
"When it comes to cultural background, I have to ask what education you have? Prenatal education?"
As soon as this remark came out, it instantly caused laughter in the live broadcast room.
"Who's prenatal education! I'm also a college student!"
Luan Yunping said word by word.
"Who was born?"
Guo Degang in the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing, everyone said that the actor of the Deyun Club had a low education, but Luan Yunping was an intellectual who had gone to university. As a student of Qinghua University, it was the first time he was ridiculed like this .
"Your ears have caught up with Lao Qin's brain! University student! Listen!"
Luan Yunping approached Qin Mu's ear and shouted loudly.
"You're the only one who is a college student? I've never heard of anyone in our club with a degree beyond junior high school! Is that right? If you don't believe me, ask our regular audience."
As he said that, Qin Mu even cast a wink at Guo Degang who was in the audience.
"Hahahaha, Qin Mu is so daring to question Luan Dangdang's education."
"Luan Dangdang doesn't like talking about universities, so don't mention it."
"The upstairs is too glass-hearted. This is the content of the performance that the two actors discussed. Luan Dangdang called you and said he didn't like it?"
"What is Taoer's blackboard for? Why hasn't it been used?"
"Either it's the order of the competition, or it's for point deduction!"
"Qin Mu is really handsome, the gray coat is so pretty."
……
"You don't want to go to university? Then I'm still in the north!"
Qin Mu waved his hand exaggeratedly, with a look of disbelief.
"We can't talk nonsense on the stage, there is no need to deceive the audience..."
"I'm really from Peking University, majoring in literature and history at Peking University."
After Luan Yunping heard this sentence, his smile gradually widened, and he asked again.
"What's your major?"
"Professional in literature and history."
"You really don't need to go to BJ to hear about this game, don't we have learning materials..."
As he said that, Luan Yunping pointed to the bathroom backstage, and then took a hard moment.
"Bah! No culture! Do you understand the history of literature? Chinese Department Anders (understand)?"
"Hahahahaha."
Suddenly, Qin Mu felt that he heard laughter and applause, but the subtlety made him feel like an auditory hallucination.
He and Luan Yunping looked at each other, and then they continued talking without changing expressions.
"Why are you in the Chinese department? What talents do you have?"
Luan Yunping said with a look of disgust.
"I read a lot! I read a lot!"
"Oh?"
"Our Celestial Dynasty has one of the five great classics, have you read it?"
Qin Mu stretched out five fingers with his left hand to gesture, and his right hand was still on his hips, as if he had already said hello.
"Tell me."
"The first book, cold water is pouring on the mountain!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience in the barrage reacted for a while, what cold water is splashing mountains?What is this?
"It sounds cold to me, why don't you just practice the fifth basic skill of cross talk, it's Water Margin!"
Qin Mu wrenched his fingers and was still thinking about the next book, Luan Yunping turned around and corrected him with disgust on his face.
"It's Water Margin! And... is there a Dream of Red Mansions?"
"Have!"
"Is there any Journey to the West?"
"Yes, I have!"
"There's Sansan Sanmao... San Mao's Wanderings, is there any?"
Qin Mu said seriously.
"what!"
"Three... Liu Laogen!"
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Liu Laogen is okay hahaha."
"Dream link, my favorite Deyun Club and Liu Laogen's big stage can be heard at the same time one day, I love it."
"Why did Qin Mu feel like Qin Xiao was possessed by Qin Xiao when he came on stage, when he was obviously quiet and smart off stage."
"This is acting! Qin Mu was born to eat this bowl of rice!"
"Their cooperation is so tacit!"
"Refer to the materials in dilidili, Qin Mu and Luan Yunping have collaborated in cross talk before, Qin Mu's energy is beyond your imagination!"
"..."
"That's not the case, Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"
"Ah, that's right, what else?"
Qin Mu asked without confidence.
"Don't you know the five great classics?"
(End of this chapter)
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