Chapter 81
"Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve. You promised me to go to my house for dinner."
"Hey, get out of the way, please."
At this time, a person came out of the toilet, watched the two of them arguing at the door and said to them.
Zhou Xingxing pressed the man's head and talked to the man without looking at him.
"No, go in and pee."
What annoyed him the most was being interrupted while he was speaking, which made him very uncomfortable.
This is not just respect for others, it is very impolite to do so!
"It's one less person and one less pair of chopsticks, but it's still so delicious. Just be good."
Seeing He Min's really angry look, Zhou Xingxing softened up to coax her. He was originally wrong about this matter.
"Okay, you're going to be that Tom Laidi's husband"
"It's not my husband, it's my husband's assistant."
After hearing what Zhou Xingxing said, He Min still didn't believe it, and continued to talk to Zhou Xingxing.
"Neither male nor female, weird and weird, do you want to sleep on the same bed?"
"I'm sober when I'm working, I definitely wouldn't do that kind of thing.
"Tsk, no, I told you that I am an assistant and not my husband. How can I sleep on the same bed?"
He Min still didn't care, grabbed Zhou Xingxing's ear and pulled his head and said to him.
"You sleep with someone, then I'll go outside and play with him."
"Wow, you are really rude and unreasonable, do you think I think so?"
"It's necessary for work."
Zhou Xingxing is still trying to reason with He Min, but the angry woman has no reason at all.
"Please let it go."
"no!"
At this time, the man who had just been pushed in by Zhou Xingxing to urinate came out again. Zhou Xingxing was interrupted and rejected him loudly.
"I already peed once."
The man pointed to a pair and said to Zhou Xingxing, Zhou Xingxing pushed him in again, still talking.
"Poop after peeing."
"I don't care. Anyway, if you let me know that you have been unfaithful to me, you will respect me a foot, and I will respect you."
"If you sleep with one person, I will sleep with ten people."
Zhou Xingxing opened his mouth instantly after hearing this.
"Wow, as my girlfriend, how decent are you to say such a thing?"
At this moment, He Min's face suddenly became terrified, and there was a hint of abnormality in his smile, and he approached Zhou Xingxing and said.
"Not only that, if you are sorry for me, I will tie you to the bed while you are asleep, like the heroine in the movie."
"I'll stab you to death with an ice pick!"
At the last sentence, He Min's eyes widened and he said, Zhou Xingxing was so frightened.
After returning home at night.
Zhou Xingxing held a saw next to the bed and scratched it, and kept talking.
"Tie me to the head of the bed? Don't be kidding, be careful sailing forever."
It seems that the intimidation in the movie theater during the day is already in place.
Sawing sawing sawing Zhou Xingxing saw He Min coming out of the bathroom, felt that he had hidden the saw and responded.
"what are you doing?"
He Min saw Zhou Xingxing squatting on the ground and asked him puzzledly, Zhou Xingxing patted his hands and answered her as if nothing had happened.
"Nothing, did you take a shower?"
"Yes."
As he said that, Zhou Xingxing put his hands on He Min's shoulders as if to kiss him.
"Hey, I punish you to write Spring Festival couplets."
He Min pushed Zhou Xingxing away and looked over there, and Zhou Xingxing also followed He Min's gaze.
Then he turned his head and planned to continue what he had just done.
"Okay, tomorrow."
"No, let's go."
He Min pushed Zhou Xingxing away, so Zhou Xingxing had no choice but to write.
Soon the Spring Festival couplets written by Zhou Xingxing quickly filled the whole room, although they were scattered.
"Oh, my hands are so tired, can I write so much first?"
Zhou Xingxing, who was lying on the ground, looked at He Min who was doing things at the bar and asked.
He Min also didn't sympathize with Zhou Xingxing, so he talked directly to Zhou Xingxing.
"Use your feet when your hands are tired."
Zhou Xingxing is also a talent, if you write with your feet, you are really writing with your feet.
Just after writing the last word "Fu", He Min came to Zhou Xingxing's side with a meal and exaggerated that he said:
"Wow, that's amazing, really writing with your feet?"
"Don't take me for a fool."
Zhou Xingxing talked to He Min proudly while looking at the magazine.
"very impressive."
He Min looked at the Spring Festival couplets on the ground and praised Zhou Xingxing very much.
After hearing this, Zhou Xingxing immediately put down the magazine in his hand, straightened up, looked at He Min and asked.
"I'm so awesome, do you love me more and more?"
After finishing speaking, he wanted to kiss him, but when he was about to kiss, He Min suddenly stood up and walked aside to talk to Zhou Xingxing.
"If you're really that good, eat noodles with your feet."
Unexpectedly, Zhou Xingxing could actually eat with his feet. This operation made He Min's eyes widen.
"What did you say?"
And Zhou Xingxing was still pretending to be 13, Jiang Chen was very familiar with this scene, his style of pretending to be 13 was right.
the other side.
A woman was sitting by the window smoking a cigarette and enjoying the lake view in front of her. A phone call interrupted the peaceful environment.
The woman put down her cigarette and glanced at the phone, then picked up the phone and answered it.
"Hey!"
"Hey, is this Mrs. Wang? I'm calling from the police station. We found your husband, Wang Wanwan, in the New Territories."
"Really? Where is he now?"
"At the police station, come and pick him up now."
"Thank you."
Mrs. Wang was not very excited when she heard the news that her husband had been found.
After hanging up the phone, a servant came in and reported to Mrs. Wang.
"Young lady, someone sent some beautiful underwear just now."
"Crazy, everyone knows I don't wear underwear."
"Take it and use it."
After hearing what the servant said, Mrs. Wang directly stated his habits, and then rewarded the servant with the underwear.
"Yes."
"I'm going out to pick up the young master now."
"Yes, young lady."
Then the servant went down to make arrangements.
Soon Mrs. Wang came to the police station. She came to the office wearing a black and blue dress and stockings.
"You are just a pig stool. Aren't you Tang Laidi?"
Li sir looked at the charming woman in front of him and asked.
Mrs. Wang sat on the stool, raising her legs perfectly to show off her good figure.
"Call me Leddy."
"You found my husband?"
Leddy looked at the officers sitting in rows in front of him and asked.
"Yes, we found him in the New Territories."
"He was not very sane and we suspect he suffered a severe head injury."
"There is no possibility of being robbed of a dime on your body."
Li sir looked at Leidi's serious bragging 13, but unexpectedly Leidi sneered and said to Li sir.
"I guess being robbed by a woman."
It is understandable for Leidi to guess so, so how can a rich man not steal it?
(End of this chapter)
"Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve. You promised me to go to my house for dinner."
"Hey, get out of the way, please."
At this time, a person came out of the toilet, watched the two of them arguing at the door and said to them.
Zhou Xingxing pressed the man's head and talked to the man without looking at him.
"No, go in and pee."
What annoyed him the most was being interrupted while he was speaking, which made him very uncomfortable.
This is not just respect for others, it is very impolite to do so!
"It's one less person and one less pair of chopsticks, but it's still so delicious. Just be good."
Seeing He Min's really angry look, Zhou Xingxing softened up to coax her. He was originally wrong about this matter.
"Okay, you're going to be that Tom Laidi's husband"
"It's not my husband, it's my husband's assistant."
After hearing what Zhou Xingxing said, He Min still didn't believe it, and continued to talk to Zhou Xingxing.
"Neither male nor female, weird and weird, do you want to sleep on the same bed?"
"I'm sober when I'm working, I definitely wouldn't do that kind of thing.
"Tsk, no, I told you that I am an assistant and not my husband. How can I sleep on the same bed?"
He Min still didn't care, grabbed Zhou Xingxing's ear and pulled his head and said to him.
"You sleep with someone, then I'll go outside and play with him."
"Wow, you are really rude and unreasonable, do you think I think so?"
"It's necessary for work."
Zhou Xingxing is still trying to reason with He Min, but the angry woman has no reason at all.
"Please let it go."
"no!"
At this time, the man who had just been pushed in by Zhou Xingxing to urinate came out again. Zhou Xingxing was interrupted and rejected him loudly.
"I already peed once."
The man pointed to a pair and said to Zhou Xingxing, Zhou Xingxing pushed him in again, still talking.
"Poop after peeing."
"I don't care. Anyway, if you let me know that you have been unfaithful to me, you will respect me a foot, and I will respect you."
"If you sleep with one person, I will sleep with ten people."
Zhou Xingxing opened his mouth instantly after hearing this.
"Wow, as my girlfriend, how decent are you to say such a thing?"
At this moment, He Min's face suddenly became terrified, and there was a hint of abnormality in his smile, and he approached Zhou Xingxing and said.
"Not only that, if you are sorry for me, I will tie you to the bed while you are asleep, like the heroine in the movie."
"I'll stab you to death with an ice pick!"
At the last sentence, He Min's eyes widened and he said, Zhou Xingxing was so frightened.
After returning home at night.
Zhou Xingxing held a saw next to the bed and scratched it, and kept talking.
"Tie me to the head of the bed? Don't be kidding, be careful sailing forever."
It seems that the intimidation in the movie theater during the day is already in place.
Sawing sawing sawing Zhou Xingxing saw He Min coming out of the bathroom, felt that he had hidden the saw and responded.
"what are you doing?"
He Min saw Zhou Xingxing squatting on the ground and asked him puzzledly, Zhou Xingxing patted his hands and answered her as if nothing had happened.
"Nothing, did you take a shower?"
"Yes."
As he said that, Zhou Xingxing put his hands on He Min's shoulders as if to kiss him.
"Hey, I punish you to write Spring Festival couplets."
He Min pushed Zhou Xingxing away and looked over there, and Zhou Xingxing also followed He Min's gaze.
Then he turned his head and planned to continue what he had just done.
"Okay, tomorrow."
"No, let's go."
He Min pushed Zhou Xingxing away, so Zhou Xingxing had no choice but to write.
Soon the Spring Festival couplets written by Zhou Xingxing quickly filled the whole room, although they were scattered.
"Oh, my hands are so tired, can I write so much first?"
Zhou Xingxing, who was lying on the ground, looked at He Min who was doing things at the bar and asked.
He Min also didn't sympathize with Zhou Xingxing, so he talked directly to Zhou Xingxing.
"Use your feet when your hands are tired."
Zhou Xingxing is also a talent, if you write with your feet, you are really writing with your feet.
Just after writing the last word "Fu", He Min came to Zhou Xingxing's side with a meal and exaggerated that he said:
"Wow, that's amazing, really writing with your feet?"
"Don't take me for a fool."
Zhou Xingxing talked to He Min proudly while looking at the magazine.
"very impressive."
He Min looked at the Spring Festival couplets on the ground and praised Zhou Xingxing very much.
After hearing this, Zhou Xingxing immediately put down the magazine in his hand, straightened up, looked at He Min and asked.
"I'm so awesome, do you love me more and more?"
After finishing speaking, he wanted to kiss him, but when he was about to kiss, He Min suddenly stood up and walked aside to talk to Zhou Xingxing.
"If you're really that good, eat noodles with your feet."
Unexpectedly, Zhou Xingxing could actually eat with his feet. This operation made He Min's eyes widen.
"What did you say?"
And Zhou Xingxing was still pretending to be 13, Jiang Chen was very familiar with this scene, his style of pretending to be 13 was right.
the other side.
A woman was sitting by the window smoking a cigarette and enjoying the lake view in front of her. A phone call interrupted the peaceful environment.
The woman put down her cigarette and glanced at the phone, then picked up the phone and answered it.
"Hey!"
"Hey, is this Mrs. Wang? I'm calling from the police station. We found your husband, Wang Wanwan, in the New Territories."
"Really? Where is he now?"
"At the police station, come and pick him up now."
"Thank you."
Mrs. Wang was not very excited when she heard the news that her husband had been found.
After hanging up the phone, a servant came in and reported to Mrs. Wang.
"Young lady, someone sent some beautiful underwear just now."
"Crazy, everyone knows I don't wear underwear."
"Take it and use it."
After hearing what the servant said, Mrs. Wang directly stated his habits, and then rewarded the servant with the underwear.
"Yes."
"I'm going out to pick up the young master now."
"Yes, young lady."
Then the servant went down to make arrangements.
Soon Mrs. Wang came to the police station. She came to the office wearing a black and blue dress and stockings.
"You are just a pig stool. Aren't you Tang Laidi?"
Li sir looked at the charming woman in front of him and asked.
Mrs. Wang sat on the stool, raising her legs perfectly to show off her good figure.
"Call me Leddy."
"You found my husband?"
Leddy looked at the officers sitting in rows in front of him and asked.
"Yes, we found him in the New Territories."
"He was not very sane and we suspect he suffered a severe head injury."
"There is no possibility of being robbed of a dime on your body."
Li sir looked at Leidi's serious bragging 13, but unexpectedly Leidi sneered and said to Li sir.
"I guess being robbed by a woman."
It is understandable for Leidi to guess so, so how can a rich man not steal it?
(End of this chapter)
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