Transformation made the villain crooked and swollen?

Chapter 22 of course forgive her

"By the way, Mo Shu, this is for you."

"No, no, no, really no!"

Seeing that the panda gave Xiao Baozi and Zhao Xiaobao their treasures just now, Ye Moshu refused in his heart when he saw that the other party wanted to give him a gift.

God knows if there will be something more exotic!

But Panda Pouch smiled slightly, and said mysteriously: "Don't worry, this one is different from the one I gave two children to play with just now! You are a girl, how could I give you such low-level things, this one is absolutely high-end and high-end !"

Speaking of this, Panda Pocket took out another jade bottle from the ring. The jade bottle was white and delicate. It was obviously a high-quality jade. Coupled with the exquisite carving, it was an exquisite handicraft!
And inside the jade bottle, there is a bottle of exquisite and clear liquid, which can be seen from a distance as extraordinary!
"This is..."

Ye Moshu took the jade bottle handed over by the panda pocket, and was a little surprised. He never thought that it was the first time he and the other party met, and he actually gave him such a valuable item.

Open the bottle cap and smell it, a smell of the sea comes oncoming, and it is slightly faint. . .Smell?
"Hey, little Moshu, this is the boy's urine that I have been single for 18 years. It has a long history and a mellow taste. It is the best product for slaying demons!"

"Pfft! Go shit!"

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Unbearable uncle can't bear it, uncle can bear aunt can't bear it!
"Hey, Mo Shu, I know the gift I gave is very expensive, but you don't need to be so excited!"

"Oh! It hurts, don't hit me, ouch, it hurts, Sakura save me!"

"Hey, can you stop slapping me in the face, I'm just a panda who lives on my face~"

. . .

I saw Ye Moshu kicking on the briefs of the bastard Panda Pouch, his balls were torn apart, and his six centimeter penis immediately fell apart, and he was very helpless.

Ten seconds later, Panda Dou was close to death, Bajie's body was bleeding from seven holes, and his six-centimeter penis was four-fifths shorter.After a few words, he died, and then he was beaten to death again. . .

Well, Panda Dou has now become a veritable panda, with two big dark circles under his eyes.Very funny, hiding in the corner and drawing circles.

Seeing that her best friend was beaten, Chen Xiaoying decisively chose her younger sister and her gay friend.

It's so easy to do it for a gay friend, and for a younger sister's gay friend!

What can I do, of course I forgive her~
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"Mo Shu, does your hand hurt?"

Chen Xiaoying walked up to Mo Shu, and asked warmly for a while, "Stinky panda has thick skin and thick flesh, don't hit him with your fist next time, I will feel bad, just hit him with a brick, don't save me face! "

"Pfft! Sakura!"

Panda Dou listened to Chen Xiaoying's words, and was almost annoyed that her lumbar disc herniated, "Who are you brother, I've been beaten so badly that I can't take care of myself, yet you still come to give me back the knife!"

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"Sakura, let me tell you, no boy likes you Jiang Zi, the boat of friendship will capsize if it says it will capsize!"

"Little Moshu is enough for me! I can row the boat of friendship by myself!"

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"You are no longer the Sakura I knew, 55555"

And just as Chen Xiaoying was having a conversation with Panda Douyi, the crowd in the distance suddenly became restless—the secret realm has been opened!
(Ahem, someone complained about Shuaibi’s pen name. In fact, I am also very helpless. When I applied, I was called Duan Meng Xiao Zong Gong, but the word Gong was blocked, and I became the current Du Meng Xiao Zong. This pot I don't recite! orz)

(End of this chapter)