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Chapter 108 Brother has a spatula, brother is invincible!

As the saying goes, if you don't do anything wrong in your life, you won't be surprised if you knock on the door in the middle of the night!
What's more, Sun Yifeng considers himself a loyal and brave man!

Damn dick!Scared? !

But in fact, there are two things to say about this matter.

Sun Yifeng suddenly remembered his usual "Dogecoin" game style.

For example, squatting on the rooftop to post 98K...

Professional abortion, poisoning people to death...

Let Xiaotangtang use the public voice to lure the enemy, and then kill the opponent by surprise...

Let Ah Lu use a fire bomb to burn the opponent to death during the "date of battle"...

Driving across the bridge alone to lure the enemy, let Ah Lu snipe at the opposite side at the bridge...

Various "Dogecoin" tactics are simply too numerous to enumerate.

Since Sun Yifeng broadcast PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds live, it can be said that there are countless innocent players who fell under his "tactics"!

Sun Yifeng was taken aback, what the fuck, these players won't come looking for them, right?

Didn't some young people talk about secrets on the forum before, saying that I bought a house in a beautiful community?
Damn it, maybe the player who was "killed by the dog" by Lao Tzu really came to the door.

no!I have to find something to defend myself before opening the door.

Sun Yifeng focused his attention on a kitchen knife.

Uh... no, this is too violent.

Finally, Sun Yifeng took a spatula.

Coming out of the kitchen, I saw that Ah D was already sitting by the door, listening to the movement outside the door with his head tilted.

And wagging his tail?

Damn it, isn’t it said that Shiba Inu can look after homes and homes?
When a stranger knocks on the door, it doesn't matter if you don't bark, why do you still wag your tail?

What kind of shit is this? !
As expected of Erchai!

Sun Yifeng stood by the door with a spatula in hand and cleared his throat: "Who is outside? If it's express delivery or takeout, you can leave. We didn't buy anything or order takeout."

Unexpectedly, there was no answer from outside.

giggle.

There was still a knock on the door.

Fuck!Is the person outside the door mute? !
Sun Yifeng took a look at the mahogany door, it was solid, and when the system helped him decorate it, he didn't even install a peephole.

shit...

Sun Yifeng: "Hey! Who is that outside the door? If you don't answer, how can I open the door for you?!"

giggle.

There was another knock on the door.

Fuck, is this ignoring Lao Tzu?

No one would dare to say, the cliff outside the door is a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds player who is "seeking revenge"!

Sun Yifeng frantically winked at D, implying that if something happens to it later, remember to show its posture.

Posture, understand?A little fierce, not always with a Shiba Inu's honey smile.

Ah D looked confused, still saying:
It's useless for you to look at me.

I'm just a dog.

It even swung its tail towards the door.

Sun Yifeng: ...

Damn a chicken!Imported dog food is deducted!The beef cubes are buckled!The yogurt is off!All deducted!Give me white rice with soy sauce!
giggle.

There was another knock on the door.

You don't want to go, do you? !I will be such a crazy player today!
Brother has a spatula, who are you afraid of? !
Sun Yifeng's psychological activities are not over yet.

Qian Yu caressed D's dog's head, and then ran to the door: "Father, why don't you open the door?"

Before Sun Yifeng could stop him, Qian Yu had already pulled down the handle and opened the door!no way!When the system was renovated, Qian Yu's current height was obviously taken into consideration!The doorknob was made extremely low.

As long as she raises her hand, she can reach the doorknob!

If there are really crazy players outside the door, wouldn't my daughter be in danger? !
Chiba!My lord father is here to protect you!

Sun Yifeng took a step forward with a spatula and protected Qian Yu behind him.

As the saying goes, the way of heaven is reincarnation, and the sky will spare no one.

This time he was extremely surprised, it was Sun Yifeng's turn to be instantly petrified.

Because the people outside the door are Xiaotangtang, Ah Lu, um, and a beautiful woman explaining the kite.

shit...

Why are there so many people? Is this the rhythm of a big show?
Because Xiao Tangtang had been to Sun Yifeng's home several times before, when Sun Yifeng was still living in a rental house.

So of course Shiba Inu and D have met Xiaotangtang.

Now it wagged its tail a few times and walked to Xiao Tangtang's feet.

Sun Yifeng suddenly realized that Erchai wagged his tail at the door just because he knew Xiao Tangtang was outside the door? !

When Qian Yu saw Xiao Tangtang, his eyes lit up instantly, and he ran over, dragging Xiao Tangtang's hand:
"Wow, Miss Tangtang, are you here?"

Xiao Tangtang touched the tip of her nose: "Don't you miss me? Cutie!"

As soon as Xiaotangtang comes, Sun Yifeng will definitely be hooked!

Sun Yifeng: "Ahem... Hey! How many of you! Why didn't all of you speak when I asked who you were?!"

Xiao Tangtang smiled like a flower: "Han Feng (Sun Yifeng was reborn into Han Feng's body) Oppa! Can't we give you a surprise?"

Ah Lu and the beauty explained the kite and immediately said yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

surprise?It's scary!
Sun Yifeng looked confused: "What surprise?"

Ah Lu: "You'll know later."

Xiaotangtang: "Talk about Oppa, what's the matter with you holding a spatula?"

Sun Yifeng looked at the spatula in his hand, coughed twice, quickly put it behind him, and said awkwardly:
"Ahem... As a baby daddy, and now it's time to prepare dinner, it's normal for me to hold a spatula!"

The three of them said tactfully: "Oh!"

Ah Lu smiled: "God stick! I don't think you need to prepare this dinner!"

Sun Yifeng: "I don't cook, why should you invite me to a restaurant?!"

Little Tangtang: “It’s faster than going to a restaurant!”

Sun Yifeng has a black question mark on his head.

But he clearly saw that the doors of units 1701 and 1702 had already been opened.

shit...

What the hell is going on? !

Then Xiaotangtang asked Sun Yifeng to put down the spatula, and Ah Lu led them (and Ah D) into Unit 1702!

After entering the door, Sun Yifeng was stunned by the sight in front of him!
In the living room of this apartment unit, there are rows of computers, and they are all alien computers!
Before computers, there were professional gaming chairs!
There is also a huge monitor. It is better to call it a monitor than an oversized and ultra-thin LCD TV.

There is a video of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds on it!
What's so special about this? !

Ah Lu: "Welcome to the training base of the 4King team!"

Sun Yifeng:! ! !

The beauty commentator Kite smiled: "Actually, the training base of our SCBOX team is also next door, which is 1701! The layout inside is similar to here."

Sun Yifeng:! ! !

This is crazy? !Why do 4King and SCBOX set up their training base next door to my house? !
Xiaotangtang smiled: "Ouba...Actually, I..."

Sun Yifeng:? ? ? ! ! !
"I bought the unit 1703, no, it's being renovated..."

Sun Yifeng:! ! !

This is so...

what's the situation? ! !
Qianyu, on the other hand, was so happy that she jumped up and down when she heard that Xiao Tangtang would live next door in the future:
"Yeah! yeah! Great! Sister Tangtang will live next door to Qianyu!"

Xiaotangtang squatted down and asked her, "Does Qianyu like it?"

"I like it very much!"

No wonder in the afternoon, you can hear the sound of the renovation of the unit next door!

No wonder in the afternoon, I heard the sound of the opposite unit moving things!
No wonder he said he wanted to surprise Lao Tzu!

This is so frightening, isn't it? !
By the way, how do these people know that I live in 1701? !
System (DVA voice): "Shock Points" +23 from the host himself, Sun Yifeng.

Sun Yifeng: ...

(End of this chapter)