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Chapter 205 Feng Shui Master I'm Sorry!
Chapter 205 Feng Shui Master I'm Sorry!
Jedi Feng Shui Master live broadcast room barrage:
[Damn, the opponent is at the level of a professional player! 】
[God stick, are you finally on the hook?I just couldn’t beat it with the M4 just now]
[This shit, the current 98K of the magic stick is really amazing, why on earth can a person be so biased]
【Super aiming has been deployed】
[M4 is like a chicken, 98K is as fierce as a tiger, isn’t this crazy? !This is for 98K! 】
System (DVA voice): The current popularity of the live broadcast room is 327, and the "shock points" from the whole live broadcast room are +653.
The other side was also dumbfounded.
Absolutely... Jedi Fengshui Master? !
Of the Four Heroes? !
The feng shui master who can look at feng shui to find equipment? !
The man on the opposite side who hadn't been knocked down had a bit of panic in his empty eyes.
Damn... isn't this a trainee? !
Why is this the Jedi Feng Shui master of the Four Heroes? !
The feng shui master who killed the three members of the XQ second team by one person? !
The fallen man shouted: "What are you stunned for?! Save me quickly! My health bar is almost at its end!"
The person who was still in a daze finally came to his senses, and quickly squatted down to pull his teammate, and he didn't idle when pulling people:
"The person opposite is the Jedi Feng Shui Master of the Four Heroes."
The man who fell to the ground was shocked: "He's not a trainee, but a Jedi Feng Shui master from the Four Heroes?! MD, you've been deceived. Looking at his marksmanship just now, I thought he was a trainee. Please pull me away quickly. Get up, the captain will annoy you to death when the team is reduced."
Between the stairs, this person covered his belly and lay on the stairs, while the other reached out to touch it.
Just when they were about to pull their teammates up, both of them suddenly saw a figure flash by the roof door.
The two were startled, one of them didn't care about pulling his teammates, and felt that he raised his gun and pointed it at the door.
but……
There was no movement at the door.
The man who fell to the ground said: "Fuck! The other side is scaring us! Pull me up quickly! No matter if he is a Feng Shui master or not, we will fight each other later! The Feng Shui masters will all die!"
After the words fell, the two of them pulled together again.
4...3...2...
It was about to be pulled up.
Suddenly there was a "bang".
An oval-shaped object bounced from the roof door.
When the two of them saw this thing, their eyes went straight!
MD!Grenade!
Damn dick!I almost forgot that when this feng shui master wiped out the three members of the XQ second team by himself, he did not rely on marksmanship, but relied on grenades!
At this time, one person fell to the ground, and the other person who was still pulling his teammate, before he had time to react, the grenade exploded!
The Fourth Man - The Jedi Geomancer killed NB-JIM with a grenade.
The Four Heroes - Jedi Feng Shui finally killed NB-XY.
After seeing the message that his teammate had died, the captain of NB said "fuck" in his own channel: "MD, you two are having sex?! Didn't you say that the other side is a trainee?! How can it be the Four Heroes of the Dust? Jedi Feng Shui Master?! Do you know how stupid this Feng Shui Master is?! In the last Silver and White League, he was the one who killed the members of Team XQ [-]!"
NB-XY: "MD! I couldn't have imagined this! He was so good at using the M4, but why did he become so powerful when he switched to the 98K? What on earth is going on?!"
The captain of NB sighed: "Because there are rumors in the world that this person can only use 98K. He is a laggard when using other guns. But if you give him a 98K, he can destroy the world for you, okay?" ?!”
NB-XY: "I'm sorry, no wonder his 98K shot just now was so terrifying. Speaking of which, his 98K shot just now should not have a mirror, that is, the machine sight 98K."
NB's captain: "He is the fierce 98K without a mirror! We usually train according to the normal process, and seldom use 98K for machine sighting. I wonder if this Jedi Feng Shui master usually trains 98K machine sighting specially. "
NB-Jim: "Um... Captain, we were blown up like this, do you want to avenge us?"
NB's captain: "Avenge me! Didn't I tell you to be careful just now? You said that he might be a trainee. See if he hit a wall?! We just said, who will die first in this practice match?" , tonight's supper will be invited, so XY, you and Jim know what to do later, right?"
NB-XY: ...
NB-Jim: ...
Both of them cursed in their hearts, they didn't know what kind of bad luck they had to meet this Jedi Feng Shui master.
The barrage in Sun Yifeng's live broadcast room exploded.
[The opposite is a professional player! 】
[The opposite side of the trough is someone from NB? ! NB still has some strength! 】
[For the magic stick, is there only 98K and grenade in this game? 】
Here, Ah Lu, Trust and Sola drove quickly to Sun Yifeng's house, opened the door, and when they climbed up the stairs, they already saw Sun Yifeng licking his bag.
Ah Lu: ...
Trust: ...
Sola: ...
[Bao licking monster! 】
[What is a licking monster!My grandson is clearly just tasting the bag]
[Where can tasting a backpack be called licking?Is licking a foul language? 】
Coach An Fatty An said in the team channel: "You have some strength, magic stick, can you kill two people from NB?"
Sun Yifeng smiled: "It's Fatty An, you don't believe me, you have already said, give me a 98K, even if this is a practice match for a professional team, I still have some strength, okay? And I guess the other side looked at me at first M4 is so good, maybe I thought I was a trainee or something, and underestimated the enemy."
Explain the cycling live broadcast room.
Bicycle: "Whenever a Feng Shui master picks up 98K, he is no longer a chicken, he is...my idol!"
Uncle Q had a string of black lines on his head: "You are such a flattering kid..."
Bicycle commentator: "What is flattery? In the Silver League, I've already become a fan of Feng Shui players, okay?! It's just that when he didn't have 98K, he was a bit hot-eyed."
After that, the two of them hid their faces and laughed awkwardly again.
There is really nothing wrong with this statement. After watching the Feng Shui master 98k's showmanship in the Silver League battle in the past, the commentary bicycle did become a fan of the Feng Shui master.
On the other side, the kite who commented together was very happy. After all, the players of his own team had a double kill.
The commentary bike is still somewhat famous in the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds circle. The popularity of the live broadcast room is around 20, and there are many barrages.
There was a bunch of barrage in the live broadcast room explaining the bicycle:
[Who just laughed at me for being a chicken? !Apologize! 】
【yes!Apologize! 】
【explain!Sorry to say Feng Shui Master! 】
[Apologize to the stick! 】
[Actually, I also looked down on Feng Shui masters just now... let's not talk about it!Feng Shui master sorry! 】
[I apologized for the barrage!Are you so thick-skinned when it comes to cycling? ! 】
In fact, these barrages are also half-joking, but commentary bikes are not people who can’t afford jokes, otherwise they won’t be able to stay in the commentary circle for so long. After watching the barrages, bikes and Uncle Q immediately shouted in unison:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the Feng Shui master is sorry!"
(End of this chapter)
Jedi Feng Shui Master live broadcast room barrage:
[Damn, the opponent is at the level of a professional player! 】
[God stick, are you finally on the hook?I just couldn’t beat it with the M4 just now]
[This shit, the current 98K of the magic stick is really amazing, why on earth can a person be so biased]
【Super aiming has been deployed】
[M4 is like a chicken, 98K is as fierce as a tiger, isn’t this crazy? !This is for 98K! 】
System (DVA voice): The current popularity of the live broadcast room is 327, and the "shock points" from the whole live broadcast room are +653.
The other side was also dumbfounded.
Absolutely... Jedi Fengshui Master? !
Of the Four Heroes? !
The feng shui master who can look at feng shui to find equipment? !
The man on the opposite side who hadn't been knocked down had a bit of panic in his empty eyes.
Damn... isn't this a trainee? !
Why is this the Jedi Feng Shui master of the Four Heroes? !
The feng shui master who killed the three members of the XQ second team by one person? !
The fallen man shouted: "What are you stunned for?! Save me quickly! My health bar is almost at its end!"
The person who was still in a daze finally came to his senses, and quickly squatted down to pull his teammate, and he didn't idle when pulling people:
"The person opposite is the Jedi Feng Shui Master of the Four Heroes."
The man who fell to the ground was shocked: "He's not a trainee, but a Jedi Feng Shui master from the Four Heroes?! MD, you've been deceived. Looking at his marksmanship just now, I thought he was a trainee. Please pull me away quickly. Get up, the captain will annoy you to death when the team is reduced."
Between the stairs, this person covered his belly and lay on the stairs, while the other reached out to touch it.
Just when they were about to pull their teammates up, both of them suddenly saw a figure flash by the roof door.
The two were startled, one of them didn't care about pulling his teammates, and felt that he raised his gun and pointed it at the door.
but……
There was no movement at the door.
The man who fell to the ground said: "Fuck! The other side is scaring us! Pull me up quickly! No matter if he is a Feng Shui master or not, we will fight each other later! The Feng Shui masters will all die!"
After the words fell, the two of them pulled together again.
4...3...2...
It was about to be pulled up.
Suddenly there was a "bang".
An oval-shaped object bounced from the roof door.
When the two of them saw this thing, their eyes went straight!
MD!Grenade!
Damn dick!I almost forgot that when this feng shui master wiped out the three members of the XQ second team by himself, he did not rely on marksmanship, but relied on grenades!
At this time, one person fell to the ground, and the other person who was still pulling his teammate, before he had time to react, the grenade exploded!
The Fourth Man - The Jedi Geomancer killed NB-JIM with a grenade.
The Four Heroes - Jedi Feng Shui finally killed NB-XY.
After seeing the message that his teammate had died, the captain of NB said "fuck" in his own channel: "MD, you two are having sex?! Didn't you say that the other side is a trainee?! How can it be the Four Heroes of the Dust? Jedi Feng Shui Master?! Do you know how stupid this Feng Shui Master is?! In the last Silver and White League, he was the one who killed the members of Team XQ [-]!"
NB-XY: "MD! I couldn't have imagined this! He was so good at using the M4, but why did he become so powerful when he switched to the 98K? What on earth is going on?!"
The captain of NB sighed: "Because there are rumors in the world that this person can only use 98K. He is a laggard when using other guns. But if you give him a 98K, he can destroy the world for you, okay?" ?!”
NB-XY: "I'm sorry, no wonder his 98K shot just now was so terrifying. Speaking of which, his 98K shot just now should not have a mirror, that is, the machine sight 98K."
NB's captain: "He is the fierce 98K without a mirror! We usually train according to the normal process, and seldom use 98K for machine sighting. I wonder if this Jedi Feng Shui master usually trains 98K machine sighting specially. "
NB-Jim: "Um... Captain, we were blown up like this, do you want to avenge us?"
NB's captain: "Avenge me! Didn't I tell you to be careful just now? You said that he might be a trainee. See if he hit a wall?! We just said, who will die first in this practice match?" , tonight's supper will be invited, so XY, you and Jim know what to do later, right?"
NB-XY: ...
NB-Jim: ...
Both of them cursed in their hearts, they didn't know what kind of bad luck they had to meet this Jedi Feng Shui master.
The barrage in Sun Yifeng's live broadcast room exploded.
[The opposite is a professional player! 】
[The opposite side of the trough is someone from NB? ! NB still has some strength! 】
[For the magic stick, is there only 98K and grenade in this game? 】
Here, Ah Lu, Trust and Sola drove quickly to Sun Yifeng's house, opened the door, and when they climbed up the stairs, they already saw Sun Yifeng licking his bag.
Ah Lu: ...
Trust: ...
Sola: ...
[Bao licking monster! 】
[What is a licking monster!My grandson is clearly just tasting the bag]
[Where can tasting a backpack be called licking?Is licking a foul language? 】
Coach An Fatty An said in the team channel: "You have some strength, magic stick, can you kill two people from NB?"
Sun Yifeng smiled: "It's Fatty An, you don't believe me, you have already said, give me a 98K, even if this is a practice match for a professional team, I still have some strength, okay? And I guess the other side looked at me at first M4 is so good, maybe I thought I was a trainee or something, and underestimated the enemy."
Explain the cycling live broadcast room.
Bicycle: "Whenever a Feng Shui master picks up 98K, he is no longer a chicken, he is...my idol!"
Uncle Q had a string of black lines on his head: "You are such a flattering kid..."
Bicycle commentator: "What is flattery? In the Silver League, I've already become a fan of Feng Shui players, okay?! It's just that when he didn't have 98K, he was a bit hot-eyed."
After that, the two of them hid their faces and laughed awkwardly again.
There is really nothing wrong with this statement. After watching the Feng Shui master 98k's showmanship in the Silver League battle in the past, the commentary bicycle did become a fan of the Feng Shui master.
On the other side, the kite who commented together was very happy. After all, the players of his own team had a double kill.
The commentary bike is still somewhat famous in the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds circle. The popularity of the live broadcast room is around 20, and there are many barrages.
There was a bunch of barrage in the live broadcast room explaining the bicycle:
[Who just laughed at me for being a chicken? !Apologize! 】
【yes!Apologize! 】
【explain!Sorry to say Feng Shui Master! 】
[Apologize to the stick! 】
[Actually, I also looked down on Feng Shui masters just now... let's not talk about it!Feng Shui master sorry! 】
[I apologized for the barrage!Are you so thick-skinned when it comes to cycling? ! 】
In fact, these barrages are also half-joking, but commentary bikes are not people who can’t afford jokes, otherwise they won’t be able to stay in the commentary circle for so long. After watching the barrages, bikes and Uncle Q immediately shouted in unison:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the Feng Shui master is sorry!"
(End of this chapter)
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