Papa Loli open up

Chapter 35 Simple Geometry

Although the footsteps were very light, Sun Yifeng still heard it!
And the sound of the door being pushed open.

Damn dick!Where did he sneak downstairs to Lao Tzu? !

Sun Yifeng ran back to the stairs on the second floor.

He just wanted to go downstairs.

Suddenly there was a bang.

I saw a big hole in the wall at the turning point of the stairs!
Damn it, the other side is already guarding the stairs on the first floor!
Judging from the traces of bullet holes scattered on the wall.

Opposite is a S686!

This gun is known as the "King of Melee Combat".

If you use this gun to guard the stairs, even in multi-row games.

That is also the existence of one man guarding the gate and invincible to ten thousand men.

Not to mention solo queue games!Sun Yifeng is going down now to give it away.

"Ah..." Sun Yifeng screamed.

"Why are you dating S686 again?!"

[Anal fucked, anal fucked]

【Let's jump out of the window and run】

[Yes, anyway, you are a coward! 】

【Counsel God stick】

The barrage was full of sarcasm.

Sun Yifeng suddenly acted uncharacteristically: "Damn ass! I won't jump out of the window today! Let you look down on me!"

"Today I'm going to—"

[Are you going to be anal? ! 】

[The barrage fire is not bad]

[Damn it, a coward becomes a man? ! 】

"Negotiate with him!"

【…】

【…】

[What the hell is negotiation? ! 】

【…】

The full screen […] flew by.

"Don't think this matter is unreliable! Let me tell you, with my brother's penetrating tongue, what can we not agree on?"

Sun Yifeng hadn't finished yet.

Another bang!
Another big hole in the corner of the stairs!
Sun Yifeng stomped his feet in fright.

Damn dick, are you that irritable? !
Sun Yifeng quickly opened the public channel:

"Brother downstairs! There is something to discuss! The next poison circle is about to shrink."

"It's not an option for the two of us to waste time here!"

"Look, let's each take a step back! Let's run away from each other, okay?!"

Barrage:

【…】

【…】

Unexpectedly, there was a cry from the public channel!
Listening to the voice, it’s still a male voice!
Sun Yifeng: "A man won't shed tears easily. What's wrong with you, brother?"

The male voice cried suddenly in hysterics:

"I'm broken in love!"

Sun Yifeng: ...

[Lovebroken? 】

[Program effect explosion]

[still crying in the public channel]

"Why should a man have no wife? Brother, if we are stuck with each other like this, we will all die of poison in the end. If we end up together, why bother? Right?"

"Besides, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why give up the whole forest for just one tree?!"

Cry:

"I don't care! I'm broken in love! I want to take revenge on you!"

After that, he began to sob "woo woo".

Sun Yifeng: ...

It's none of my business that you're broken in love? !

To take revenge on the society if you are broken up in love, is that to drag me into the water? !
【This means that we are going to die together】

【Hahaha, I met a lunatic】

[The program effect explodes again! 】

[This is a life-threatening one! 】

【This is crazy】

Sun Yifeng glanced at the map. The fake garage he was in was not within the scope of the next safe zone.

what to do?Do you want Zhenxiang to warn you to jump out of the window again?
Damn ass, bumped into a crazy person!
[Jump out of the window, hahaha]

[Jump out of the window!It smells so good! 】

【Really fragrant! 】

"No! I will never jump out of the window this time!"

"Although this brother's lovelorn is miserable! But for revenge, if he gets in my way, he will die!"

It’s so damn cool to say this.

But Sun Yifeng's heart is true and false.

Below is a reckless man holding an S686!
And he is still a lovelorn who wants to die!

Damn, can't you just cry at home when you're broken in love? !
What game do you want to play!
You can forget about playing games!
I want to get stuck downstairs!

Anyway, the gun can't be strong anymore!Nima will be beaten to death before she can go down the stairs.

But now, what can be done? !

Sun Yifeng touched the two mines in his pocket.

Take it to heart!

Although it is a bit risky, it can only be done like this!
Take out the grenade and pull away!

But Sun Yifeng didn't throw it out immediately!

1...2...3...

It's now!Damn dick!Throw it!
I saw Sun Yifeng throwing it hard towards the wall at the turning of the stairs!
After drawing an arc, the grenade hit the wall.

Taking advantage of the trend, he rebounded and rolled downstairs!

There was only a roar of "BOOM" downstairs.

"The Jedi Feng Shui master detonated the grenade and killed the broken love for 33 days."

Sun Yifeng smiled slightly, hiding his achievements and fame:
"Did you see the thunder-throwing just now?! Actually, it's nothing special, it's just simple geometry."

【Simple Geometry】

[Feng Shui master blows shit!Feng shui master blows shit! 】

[I'm broken in love!You are going to kill people!Are you human? 】

"I have already said that although falling out of love is tragic! Anyone who stands in my way will die!"

"You don't eat the toast, you don't eat the fine wine, and you don't leave after persuasion! Let's talk! It's my dick's business if you break up in love?!"

【Finally handsome once】

[Damn, I suddenly feel that the last sentence is a bit cool]

【Dog coin magic stick!Blast people's shit! 】

[Geometry mine is OK]

System: The current number of viewers in the live broadcast room is 175635, and the "shock points" from all members of the live broadcast room are +96531.

I took some SKS and some ammunition from the man's bag.

Sun Yifeng glanced at the map.

The poison began to shrink!
The next circle is from P city to G port.

Stagger out the door.

Sun Yifeng planned to find a car as soon as possible.

"Look at the shape of the cloud in the east, it's very similar to a unicorn!"

"The ancients believed that wherever the kylin haunts, there must be auspiciousness. So if you go east, there must be a vehicle!"

Water friends in the live broadcast room:! ! !

Nima is such a braggart that he doesn't even make drafts.

Sun Yifeng hung both guns behind his back, stepping on the green grass in the suburbs, and ran all the way.

On the road to the east, a car was indeed found!

【This is so...】

[Normal operation, all sit down]

[Normal operation, normal operation]

Jump into the car, after a burst of acceleration, the speed of the car reaches its peak!

Cut off the road!

Sun Yifeng started running wild!
"Chong Duck! AE86! I am Takumi Fujiwara!"

[Big guest in the wilderness! 】

[A car is transformed into an SUV]

[Does the anchor drive so fast? ! 】

The speed per hour on the screen is always 130KM/h!

This is the highest speed a car can reach in the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game!

And the figure of 130KM/h has never decayed for a moment!

After mentioning extreme speed, numbers like 129 and 128 have never appeared!

It has always been 130KM/h!

[Anchor Gongshu Driving School Graduation? ! 】

[Is it so thrilling? ! 】

【This car is so scary to drive! 】

No!After crossing a small slope in the wild!
The car flies high!
Rolling in the air!

"Don't panic! Don't panic! I am Fujiwara Takumi!"

Until the car, like a diver, completed a two-and-a-half forward somersault and a two-and-a-half-week twist in the air.

All four wheels land safely!
[One...one peak tornado? 】

[Cobra moves! 】

[Four-wheel-drive brothers don’t dare to shoot like this, okay? ! 】

In an instant!

At this moment, the galloping AE86 rushed over another hillside!
This time, can Fuji (dog) Hara (coin) Taku (shen) and sea (stick) land safely in his AE86? !
If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next breakdown!
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