Papa Loli open up

Chapter 37 I am the successor of the Song Dynasty National Teacher!

Now brother is a man with a system!

After adding the system, what is the thing I am best at? !

Naturally pretending to be a magic stick!

The problem now is very obvious. The full-time dad system will broadcast other people's names when they get shock points.

The key is how to shock the blonde.

"Get out of the way for me!" The blond man gestured with a sharp knife, trying to cut a way through the crowd!

Time is running out, don't think too much!
Although Sun Yifeng's plan was a bit embarrassing, it had to be this way. He said loudly:

"I am the 17th generation successor of Lai Buyi, the national teacher of the Song Dynasty! I am proficient in the art of yin and yang Fengshui! My buddy, I advise you to put down the butcher knife as soon as possible! Return the phone to this lady, otherwise there will be a bloody disaster!"

After hearing this, the blond man cursed loudly: "You are the only one who suffers from blood and light! Since you are proficient in the art of yin and yang! You can tell me my name! Can't you even say my name?! God stick! Don't get out of the way, be careful I will kill you with a knife!" You go to see Lai Buyi!"

Sun Yifeng: "Since you are obsessed with your obsession, there is nothing you can do! Today I have no choice but to—"

"Open! God! Eyes!"

Uncles and aunts watching:! ! !

Blonde man: "Who are you scaring?! If you meddle in other people's business, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Sun Yifeng smiled evilly!
That's right!If you pretend to be a magic stick, you must pretend to the end!
Even the smile must be in place, do you know the evil smile of the domineering president?
"Originally, you need the blood of a black dog to open the Heaven's Eye! But I am a person who loves animals! I don't want to kill living creatures! I had to make this decision!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked towards the top of the tree.

Damn dick!This is the only way to shock them!
That's right!At the top of the tree is the rake that Shiba Inu D just pulled down!
I saw Sun Yifeng leaning over and using his fingers to lightly wipe Ah D's rake.

Damn ass, fortunately, I have been feeding it the best dog food recently!

There was no diarrhea.

Otherwise, the consequences... would be unimaginable!
With his back to everyone, Sun Yifeng pretended to rub the rake on his eyebrows and eyes! (actually just for show!)

Surrounding the inner OS of uncles and aunts: We all understand the principle of using black dog blood to open the eyes of the sky, but what kind of operation are you doing? !Open your eyes with shit? !
Miss Pure:! ! !

Blonde man: Is this magic stick going to wipe shit on his eyes? !

Sun Yifeng stood up and turned around: "Dogs are animals of the most yang, and the twelve earthly branches and five elements corresponding to dogs are Xu earth, which is also Yang earth. Since ancient times, people who study Taoism have used black dog blood to drive away evil spirits!"

"Although Shiba Inu is not a black dog! But it is loyal and loving to its owner! It has a calm and awe-inspiring air!"

Surrounding uncles and aunts:! ! !
Miss Pure:! ! !

Blonde man:! ! !

Sun Yifeng: "Because I am a person who loves animals, using dog blood is not in line with my style, so I can only settle for the next best thing, but with my cultivation level, a dog can open the eyes of the sky!"

Sneer again:
"As soon as I open my eyes, it is not easy to know your name?!"

Surrounding uncles and aunts:! ! !
Miss Pure:! ! !

Blonde man:! ! !

System (DVA voice): The shock points from Chu Yirong +15.

System: +20 shock points from He Xinli.

System: +10 shock points from the square dance aunt.

System: +12 shock points from the flip-flop uncle.

Hey hey hey!Yes, his name is He Xinli!This trick really worked!

Well, by the way, the young lady's name is Chu Yirong?Not a bad name.

"You dog coin bastard can't figure it out, can you?! Are you pretending to be a fool here to delay time?! Get out of the way! Whoever doesn't get out of the way, I'll kill!"

The blond man broke out completely and was about to leave!

"He Xinli!"

Sun Yifeng shouted loudly!
The blond-haired man stopped in his tracks, startled!I almost knelt on the spot!
There was a chill behind me!
His eyes were empty and surprised.

Really...really know my name? !

System: +25 shock points from He Xinli.

Sun Yifeng smiled slightly, the name seemed to be right!

"I have tolerated it over and over again and given you opportunities, but you are so arrogant! Do you really think I can't figure out your name?!"

"My heavenly eyes have already foreseen that if you continue to be so obsessed, there will be a disaster of blood and light!"

Just in time.

A pool of bird droppings splashed from the air onto the arm of the blond man He Xinli.

He raised his hand and saw that the bird droppings turned out to be red? !

In fact, red guano is not uncommon and is probably caused by birds eating red berries.

But at this moment, Sun Yifeng took the opportunity to blow it up!

"Did you see it?! Why is this bird droppings red?! Red represents blood! I have calculated that this is the omen of your bloody disaster!"

"He Xinli! If you continue to be stubborn! I'm afraid it won't be this red bird droppings on you next time!"

"It's your own blood!"

Surrounding uncles and aunts:! ! !
Miss Pure:! ! !

Blond man He Xinli:! ! !
System (DVA voice): The shock points from Chu Yirong +20.

System: +25 shock points from He Xinli.

System: +10 shock points from the square dance aunt.

System: +12 shock points from the flip-flop uncle.

The blond man was extremely frightened after hearing this!
How did he know my name?Impossible!

Are you saying that I have suffered a bloody disaster?Is it also true? !
Look down at the red bird droppings on your arm!
It was as red as blood.

There is a lot of emptiness in his heart!
Sun Yifeng: "If you put down the butcher knife today and return your phone, there may be room for maneuver! If you insist on going your own way and lose your life, don't blame me for not reminding you!"

MD, this blond man is very imaginary, and he is even more afraid when Sun Yifeng says that.

Without prompting, the other party knew his name.

This is wrong no matter how you think about it!
Could it be that he really opened his eyes with shit? !

Could it be that he is really the descendant of Lai Buyi, the national preceptor of the Song Dynasty? !
It is better to believe that there is, not to believe that it is not!
MD, life-saving is important!
"Here you are!" The blond man threw the phone into the air, and then ran for his life.

The Apple XS was thrown so high that if it hit the ground, the screen would surely be broken!

The young lady exclaimed: "My mobile phone!"

Sun Yifeng jumped up and caught it with one hand!At that moment, he even had the feeling of playing basketball and picking up rebounds angrily.

Qian Yu, who was on the side, looked stunned: "Father, can you dance now?"

Sun Yifeng smiled, this marrow washing is really powerful!

Not far away, I saw the blond man who was still running, staggered and fell to the ground!

Just fell a dog and eat shit!

By the time he stood up again, there were already two lines of nosebleeds!

The blond man He Xinli's inner OS: Blood... bloody disaster? !

Surrounding uncles and aunts: Is that accurate? !I'm afraid it's not a half-immortal, is it? !
Young lady Chu Yirong: Is this big brother really a great god? !

全员震惊点：+10+13+12+19+5+3+7……

Sun Yifeng smiled. Although there were not as many live broadcasts, he was still able to make a decent profit from this shock.

He gave the Apple XS back to the young lady.

The young lady looked grateful: "Brother, I really don't know how to thank you. I didn't bring any money when I went out today. How about I add you on WeChat and send you a red envelope?"

Sun Yifeng waved his hand: "No need."

Miss Qingchun still insisted on her face: "If you want it, at least add a WeChat friend!"

"OK then."

"That big brother, my name is..." The young lady hadn't finished speaking.

"Chu Yirong, right?" Sun Yifeng blurted out her name.

The pure young lady looked at Sun Yifeng as if she were looking at a great god!
　Ask for a ticket!Ask for a ticket!Moon season thank you all!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)