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Chapter 57 No Overtime Tonight! ——A well-known AD
Chapter 57 No Overtime Tonight! ——A well-known AD
The team voices of Sun Yifeng and Ah Lu were directly pushed onto the live broadcast and released simultaneously on the spot.
The huge screen at the scene, after splitting the screen, played the first perspective of Sun Yifeng and Ah Lu at the same time.
On the other side of the commentary seat, Bicycle smiled wryly: "It seems that the Jedi Feng Shui master has good intentions!"
Explaining the kite: "But it's useless, Ah Lu has already jumped off the plane."
Bicycle commentary: "And he didn't turn off the public channel, so he just said he would jump to the airport!"
Seeing ALU and Lu jumping down, a string of black lines appeared on Sun Yifeng's head.
If it wasn't for the 70 appearance fee, wouldn't I want to be friendly with this guy? !
The teammates all jumped, forget it, forget it, I also jumped, at worst, start another round.
As soon as Sun Yifeng jumped off, when he looked around, he saw that he was making dumplings all over the place!
Needless to say, this guy Ah Lu definitely didn’t turn off the public channel.
Because there are definitely more than 50 umbrellas here!
Sun Yifeng: "Hey! Did you turn off the public channel?!"
Ah Lu: "That's right! What's wrong?!"
Sun Yifeng: "Are you crazy?! Have you never heard that two fists can defeat four hands?! Ninety-nine percent of the people in this game are sniping you! Prepare to fall into a box!"
Ah Lu: "I don't believe in this evil!"
Indeed, Alu, who had picked up a bunch of trolls when he first landed, killed several people with the marksmanship of a professional player.
But soon, he found that those people rushed up like a tide!
He, who has not turned off the public channel until now, clearly heard a sentence in it:
"I'm watching the live broadcast! That character in the little skirt is Ah Lu!"
"Go away! I'm going to kill Lu Jiang!"
"If you beat Lu to death with your fist, it's enough for me to blow it all my life!"
"Ah Lu, just a squirt, brothers, come on!"
ALU, Lu didn't expect such a turbulent discussion!
It seems that eating chicken is not the purpose of their game. Killing Alu is equivalent to eating chicken for these people!
Punch after punch, person after person.
It's coming turbulently.
As Sun Yifeng expected, this game was played like an RPG, as long as Ah Lu was killed, it would be equivalent to a game victory for others!
No matter how good a professional player's marksmanship is, if his landing equipment is mediocre, and he is surrounded by everyone, it will be in vain no matter how awesome you are.
From full blood to half blood and then to trace blood!
Then Ah Lu really landed into a box!
Seeing him being "beaten" by everyone, it was impossible for Sun Yifeng to save him!
In the first round of the game, ALU and Lu were the first to hang up before Sun Yifeng tried to find out whether he was hacking or not.
Sun Yifeng withdrew without even thinking about it.
Then he said:
"Oh, master?"
Douyu "Battle" live broadcast room:
[23333, this mockery]
[Fuck, ah, this wave of Lu is too reckless, right? 】
[Nimma is a group of snipers, isn't it courting death if you don't close the public channel? 】
[Guan Gong frequency is useless!all in]
[Ah, why did Lu lose his IQ! 】
[I am twenty-five boy!Come on stick! 】
The commentary booth was also full of confusion. At a time like this, as a professional commentator, I can only forcibly round it up!
Cycling: "It seems that player Lu was a little too strong just now!"
Miss Kite: "That's right, it actually fell into a box. It's really not what the Jedi Feng Shui master expected. It's a pity that I haven't tried whether the Feng Shui master can hang it. As a professional player, Lu will hang it first."
In order to verify whether Sun Yifeng's previous live broadcast was really on, the organizer specially arranged two referees behind him to stare at the screen.
In addition, the Alien computer provided by the Dell Group, apart from the game PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, doesn't even have a browser software.
That's right!Even the IE browser was forcibly uninstalled by alien engineers!
In order to prevent Sun Yifeng from hacking, they simply did everything possible!
Unfortunately, all this is in vain!
why?
Because Sun Yifeng is a self-propelled human figure!
With the first set of Occupational Ah Lu in a box, it is impossible to test whether Sun Yifeng is cheating or not.
The referee signaled for an extra game!
The second game is about to start.
In-team voice:
Sun Yifeng: "Ah Lu, take off your little skirt when you enter the quality square! Be sure to blend in with the crowd!"
Ah Lu: ...
Barrage:
[Porn streamer!I call the police! 】
【2333333】
【It’s okay to take off the skirt】
Sun Yifeng went straight to the fire: "Let your game character take off the little skirt! You are a big man, you are twisted and grinning?! Do you still want to test whether I am cheating?! Damn chicken, do you still want to become a real adult? box?!"
Originally, as a professional player, it would be embarrassing enough to fall into a box, and then Sun Yifeng beat him up like this, Ah Lu just didn't say a word.
Sun Yifeng: "You saw it just now, 1 people are attacking us, okay?! If you don't take off your skirt and mix in the crowd, let me tell you, even if it's 12 o'clock tonight, you won't be able to test whether I'm cheating or not." !"
Then he added:
"I don't know if you want to work overtime! But I have always admired the famous saying of a retired AD AD with a 100% winning rate - no overtime tonight!"
Ah Lu:! ! !
[Damn it, is this bastard talking so handsome? ! 】
【Worthy of being a master of Jianghu Gonghuo...】
[Damn my ass, I actually feel a little bit like turning black into a fan? ! 】
[The principal is acting out of nowhere? 】
Then, whether it was the water friends in the live broadcast room or the live audience, they all saw...
Professional player ALU Ah Lu silently took off his little skirt after entering the quality square... Only a pair of underpants were left...
Then blended into the crowd.
In this game, once there are no obvious appearance features, it is impossible to recognize who is who.
[Hahahaha, did you really take off your skirt? ! 】
[Ah, what about Lu's momentum in the game? !Why did you become a magic stick in command? 】
[This shit is ruined!Ha ha ha ha】
But there is one more problem!
From the last game, we can see that now there are a group of water friends who are watching the live broadcast and attacking them at the same time!
Even if Ah Lu doesn’t have women’s clothing (small skirts), those water friends can still know where they jumped at the beginning!
Even their voices in the team can be heard from the live broadcast by these snipers!
How to get rid of them?
Sun Yifeng had a plan in mind, a strategy he had used by mistake before.
He used it once when he was double rowing with Xiaotangtang!
The effect is pretty good!
It's just that this strategy cannot be told to Ah Lu in the team voice in advance!
Because anyone watching the live sniping can hear it!
on the plane.
Sun Yifeng glanced at the map.
This time, the route flew from the upper right to the lower left of the map.
Ah Lu asked directly: "Where will you jump later?"
"The ruins of Mount S, the holy mountain!"
Ah Lu repeated: "The ruins of Mount S, the holy mountain, right?!"
This time he himself was cautious and did not open the public channel.
But others are watching the screen + listening to the live broadcast!
I saw seventy or eighty sailors who were sniping at the two people on the plane, all laughing "hehehehe" in their hearts.
You want to jump the holy mountain, right? !
Thank you for your votes and comments!Rose will come on!
(End of this chapter)
The team voices of Sun Yifeng and Ah Lu were directly pushed onto the live broadcast and released simultaneously on the spot.
The huge screen at the scene, after splitting the screen, played the first perspective of Sun Yifeng and Ah Lu at the same time.
On the other side of the commentary seat, Bicycle smiled wryly: "It seems that the Jedi Feng Shui master has good intentions!"
Explaining the kite: "But it's useless, Ah Lu has already jumped off the plane."
Bicycle commentary: "And he didn't turn off the public channel, so he just said he would jump to the airport!"
Seeing ALU and Lu jumping down, a string of black lines appeared on Sun Yifeng's head.
If it wasn't for the 70 appearance fee, wouldn't I want to be friendly with this guy? !
The teammates all jumped, forget it, forget it, I also jumped, at worst, start another round.
As soon as Sun Yifeng jumped off, when he looked around, he saw that he was making dumplings all over the place!
Needless to say, this guy Ah Lu definitely didn’t turn off the public channel.
Because there are definitely more than 50 umbrellas here!
Sun Yifeng: "Hey! Did you turn off the public channel?!"
Ah Lu: "That's right! What's wrong?!"
Sun Yifeng: "Are you crazy?! Have you never heard that two fists can defeat four hands?! Ninety-nine percent of the people in this game are sniping you! Prepare to fall into a box!"
Ah Lu: "I don't believe in this evil!"
Indeed, Alu, who had picked up a bunch of trolls when he first landed, killed several people with the marksmanship of a professional player.
But soon, he found that those people rushed up like a tide!
He, who has not turned off the public channel until now, clearly heard a sentence in it:
"I'm watching the live broadcast! That character in the little skirt is Ah Lu!"
"Go away! I'm going to kill Lu Jiang!"
"If you beat Lu to death with your fist, it's enough for me to blow it all my life!"
"Ah Lu, just a squirt, brothers, come on!"
ALU, Lu didn't expect such a turbulent discussion!
It seems that eating chicken is not the purpose of their game. Killing Alu is equivalent to eating chicken for these people!
Punch after punch, person after person.
It's coming turbulently.
As Sun Yifeng expected, this game was played like an RPG, as long as Ah Lu was killed, it would be equivalent to a game victory for others!
No matter how good a professional player's marksmanship is, if his landing equipment is mediocre, and he is surrounded by everyone, it will be in vain no matter how awesome you are.
From full blood to half blood and then to trace blood!
Then Ah Lu really landed into a box!
Seeing him being "beaten" by everyone, it was impossible for Sun Yifeng to save him!
In the first round of the game, ALU and Lu were the first to hang up before Sun Yifeng tried to find out whether he was hacking or not.
Sun Yifeng withdrew without even thinking about it.
Then he said:
"Oh, master?"
Douyu "Battle" live broadcast room:
[23333, this mockery]
[Fuck, ah, this wave of Lu is too reckless, right? 】
[Nimma is a group of snipers, isn't it courting death if you don't close the public channel? 】
[Guan Gong frequency is useless!all in]
[Ah, why did Lu lose his IQ! 】
[I am twenty-five boy!Come on stick! 】
The commentary booth was also full of confusion. At a time like this, as a professional commentator, I can only forcibly round it up!
Cycling: "It seems that player Lu was a little too strong just now!"
Miss Kite: "That's right, it actually fell into a box. It's really not what the Jedi Feng Shui master expected. It's a pity that I haven't tried whether the Feng Shui master can hang it. As a professional player, Lu will hang it first."
In order to verify whether Sun Yifeng's previous live broadcast was really on, the organizer specially arranged two referees behind him to stare at the screen.
In addition, the Alien computer provided by the Dell Group, apart from the game PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, doesn't even have a browser software.
That's right!Even the IE browser was forcibly uninstalled by alien engineers!
In order to prevent Sun Yifeng from hacking, they simply did everything possible!
Unfortunately, all this is in vain!
why?
Because Sun Yifeng is a self-propelled human figure!
With the first set of Occupational Ah Lu in a box, it is impossible to test whether Sun Yifeng is cheating or not.
The referee signaled for an extra game!
The second game is about to start.
In-team voice:
Sun Yifeng: "Ah Lu, take off your little skirt when you enter the quality square! Be sure to blend in with the crowd!"
Ah Lu: ...
Barrage:
[Porn streamer!I call the police! 】
【2333333】
【It’s okay to take off the skirt】
Sun Yifeng went straight to the fire: "Let your game character take off the little skirt! You are a big man, you are twisted and grinning?! Do you still want to test whether I am cheating?! Damn chicken, do you still want to become a real adult? box?!"
Originally, as a professional player, it would be embarrassing enough to fall into a box, and then Sun Yifeng beat him up like this, Ah Lu just didn't say a word.
Sun Yifeng: "You saw it just now, 1 people are attacking us, okay?! If you don't take off your skirt and mix in the crowd, let me tell you, even if it's 12 o'clock tonight, you won't be able to test whether I'm cheating or not." !"
Then he added:
"I don't know if you want to work overtime! But I have always admired the famous saying of a retired AD AD with a 100% winning rate - no overtime tonight!"
Ah Lu:! ! !
[Damn it, is this bastard talking so handsome? ! 】
【Worthy of being a master of Jianghu Gonghuo...】
[Damn my ass, I actually feel a little bit like turning black into a fan? ! 】
[The principal is acting out of nowhere? 】
Then, whether it was the water friends in the live broadcast room or the live audience, they all saw...
Professional player ALU Ah Lu silently took off his little skirt after entering the quality square... Only a pair of underpants were left...
Then blended into the crowd.
In this game, once there are no obvious appearance features, it is impossible to recognize who is who.
[Hahahaha, did you really take off your skirt? ! 】
[Ah, what about Lu's momentum in the game? !Why did you become a magic stick in command? 】
[This shit is ruined!Ha ha ha ha】
But there is one more problem!
From the last game, we can see that now there are a group of water friends who are watching the live broadcast and attacking them at the same time!
Even if Ah Lu doesn’t have women’s clothing (small skirts), those water friends can still know where they jumped at the beginning!
Even their voices in the team can be heard from the live broadcast by these snipers!
How to get rid of them?
Sun Yifeng had a plan in mind, a strategy he had used by mistake before.
He used it once when he was double rowing with Xiaotangtang!
The effect is pretty good!
It's just that this strategy cannot be told to Ah Lu in the team voice in advance!
Because anyone watching the live sniping can hear it!
on the plane.
Sun Yifeng glanced at the map.
This time, the route flew from the upper right to the lower left of the map.
Ah Lu asked directly: "Where will you jump later?"
"The ruins of Mount S, the holy mountain!"
Ah Lu repeated: "The ruins of Mount S, the holy mountain, right?!"
This time he himself was cautious and did not open the public channel.
But others are watching the screen + listening to the live broadcast!
I saw seventy or eighty sailors who were sniping at the two people on the plane, all laughing "hehehehe" in their hearts.
You want to jump the holy mountain, right? !
Thank you for your votes and comments!Rose will come on!
(End of this chapter)
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