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Chapter 7 Eating chicken anchor?
Chapter 7 Eating chicken anchor?
"what--"
A scream came from Han Qianyu's room.
What happened? !
Sun Yifeng rushed to Han Qianyu's room like an arrow.
He was stunned again by the sight in front of him.
The system decorated Han Qianyu's room in a Japanese pink style.
There are everything from princess beds to bear dolls.
"Ah—" Han Qianyu hugged a pig doll and screamed, "Is this the Peppa Pig that Father gave to Qianyu?!"
There is a string of black lines on Sun Yifeng's head.
So you screamed because of Peppa Pig? !
Han Qianyu hugged Peppa Pig and kissed and kissed again. Shiba Inu walked over and sniffed it, then walked away slowly.
Suddenly she hugged Peppa Pig again, ran up all the way, and jumped onto the princess bed in no time.
"Dad, can I sleep on the princess bed tonight instead of the tatami on the floor?"
Sun Yifeng smiled dotingly: "You can sleep on the princess bed from now on."
"Yeah!!" Han Qianyu jumped up from the bed happily holding up Peppa Pig.
This was the time Sun Yifeng saw her laugh the most after being reborn into Han Feng's body.
Sun Yifeng led Han Qianyu, and Han Qianyu led the little piggy Peggy, and the two walked to the small living room.
The elegant chandelier in the small living room emits a warm yellow light, reflecting the meals on the table.
Damn, after finishing the decoration, we have dinner ready for us?
Is this system so awesome?
An extremely sumptuous dinner, including shrimp and crab, steak and fried chicken, Coke Sprite, everything you expect to find.
Han Qianyu, who has been living in abject poverty, looked at the dinner on the table, but couldn't say a word, but said "wow", "wow", "wow" in a childish voice.
The expression was sad and happy for a moment, tears rolled in the eyes, but he forcibly held back.
Sun Yifeng knelt down and asked her, "What's the matter?"
Han Qianyu suddenly had a sore nose, hugged his father and cried:
"Dad, did you go to rob?"
Sun Yifeng: "..."
Han Qianyu buried her head on her father's shoulder, crying: "The family has always been so poor, Dad, where did you get the money to buy me a princess bed, Peppa Pig, and a big meal?"
Sun Yifeng wiped away the tears on Han Qianyu's face with his thumb: "Because Dad is working hard to make money, Dad promised you will never do bad things, come hook your fingers."
Han Qianyu's eyes were red from crying, and there were traces of tears on her face, she nodded.
The two hooked their fingers together.
Sun Yifeng patted her head lovingly: "Come, have dinner."
"Come on, Dad eats shrimp, I'll peel it for you."
"it is good."
……
……
"Since then, Snow White and the prince will live happily together forever."
Sun Yifeng put down the storybook.
Holding Peppa Pig in her arms, Han Qianyu was already sound asleep, breathing evenly.
Carefully covering her with the quilt, Sun Yifeng quietly walked out of his daughter Han Qianyu's room.
System (DVA sound): Ding!The full-time baby daddy system is activated, and the host is asked to be ready to make a choice.
Sun Yifeng looked confused: What?What choice?
System: NO.1 full-time dad system [DOTA2 mastery module], NO.2 full-time daddy system [LOL mastery module], NO.3 full-time daddy system [chicken mastery module].
Sun Yifeng: What are you trying to do? !How to raise a daughter by playing games? !
At the same time, Sun Yifeng recalled that in the afternoon, DOTA2 and LOL were both super ghosts, eating chicken and falling into a box.
System: Are you blind?Didn't you see the computer prepared for you in the room? !
Sun Yifeng: ...
(The system's answer is simply illogical!)
System: NO.1 full-time dad system [DOTA2 mastery module], NO.2 full-time daddy system [LOL mastery module], NO.3 full-time daddy system [chicken mastery module].Ask the host to ask for blessings, and choose one quickly, the system does not want to say the third sentence if the same is the case!
(md, if I can ask for more blessings, I still need your system to fuck me?!)
But eating chicken is really popular recently, so——
Sun Yifeng: I choose to eat chicken!
System: Full-time baby daddy system [Chicken Mastery Module] is being installed... please wait...
At this time, Sun Yifeng had already walked to the computer prepared by the system. He sat down on the gaming chair and pressed the power button.
The water-cooled host suddenly lit up with a blue light.
An alien avatar appeared on the screen, along with a string of English words "ALIENWARE".
shit...
Is this an alien computer?So awesome?
The voice of DVA Song Hana sounded in Sun Yifeng's mind again:
System: The full-time dad system [Chicken Mastery Module] has been installed, and the current chicken level is LV1. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Eye of Equipment Tracking".
Sun Yifeng was confused: What the hell is "Equipment Tracking Eye"?
System: "Eye of Equipment Tracking" can display the location of various equipment on the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds map to the host in real time, such as: firearms, grips, pans, first aid kits, etc.
Sun Yifeng: To put it bluntly, is it cheating? !
System: Strictly speaking, installing an unknown plug-in on the computer is considered a hack, and the host is now called Tiantian Bingyi.
Sun Yifeng: Nima, you are quite good at talking.
System: The first stage of full-time dad: The road of eating chicken anchors is officially opened!
Sun Yifeng:! ! !You want me to be an anchor? !
System: Exactly.Otherwise, I'll prepare a computer for you, what the hell? !Not happy?
Sun Yifeng: I dare not...
System: Ask the host to work hard to collect "Shock" points to unlock a higher level of [Chicken Eating Module].
Sun Yifeng: Tell me about the highest level of [Eating Chicken Module]?
System: One shot kills one person, leaving no trace for thousands of miles!
Sun Yifeng: I feel like you have painted a big cake in front of me again.
Without further ado, Sun Yifeng started the live broadcast.
What is frustrating is that Sun Yifeng has not seen his live broadcast room all the way to the 19th page of Douyu's polar survival section.
Finally saw his live broadcast room on page 20, Sun Yifeng looked at the number of people in the room, there were only 13 people...
Damn ass, when is the first day? !
System: Please host the live broadcast in a down-to-earth manner, and don't check the ranking of your live broadcast room, otherwise you will be hit hard and give up.
Sun Yifeng: Then what is the name of my anchor called "Jedi Fengshui Master"? !
System: Don't you like being a magic stick?
Sun Yifeng: ...
In Sun Yifeng's "previous life", he was also a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds player, so today he chose to review the game that "previous life" liked in an Internet cafe.
In fact, to be honest, Sun Yifeng's marksmanship is not bad, but he is very unlucky and often can't find his gun!So once someone finds the gun, it falls into a box.
What's more, the "death" method that is standard for ordinary chicken-eating players is charged tolls by the Phantom Tank (the grassy old man).
In the time of "previous life", Sun Yifeng also saw those big anchors who were brilliant and earn millions a month, but he never thought of becoming an anchor.
Now, he never imagined that under the system's step-by-step coercion and lure, he would actually have to eat the anchor's job.
But then Sun Yifeng has no time to think about it anymore, because he has already appeared on the birth island of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
Even though there are only 13 viewers in the live broadcast room.
But his career as an anchor——has officially begun.
(End of this chapter)
"what--"
A scream came from Han Qianyu's room.
What happened? !
Sun Yifeng rushed to Han Qianyu's room like an arrow.
He was stunned again by the sight in front of him.
The system decorated Han Qianyu's room in a Japanese pink style.
There are everything from princess beds to bear dolls.
"Ah—" Han Qianyu hugged a pig doll and screamed, "Is this the Peppa Pig that Father gave to Qianyu?!"
There is a string of black lines on Sun Yifeng's head.
So you screamed because of Peppa Pig? !
Han Qianyu hugged Peppa Pig and kissed and kissed again. Shiba Inu walked over and sniffed it, then walked away slowly.
Suddenly she hugged Peppa Pig again, ran up all the way, and jumped onto the princess bed in no time.
"Dad, can I sleep on the princess bed tonight instead of the tatami on the floor?"
Sun Yifeng smiled dotingly: "You can sleep on the princess bed from now on."
"Yeah!!" Han Qianyu jumped up from the bed happily holding up Peppa Pig.
This was the time Sun Yifeng saw her laugh the most after being reborn into Han Feng's body.
Sun Yifeng led Han Qianyu, and Han Qianyu led the little piggy Peggy, and the two walked to the small living room.
The elegant chandelier in the small living room emits a warm yellow light, reflecting the meals on the table.
Damn, after finishing the decoration, we have dinner ready for us?
Is this system so awesome?
An extremely sumptuous dinner, including shrimp and crab, steak and fried chicken, Coke Sprite, everything you expect to find.
Han Qianyu, who has been living in abject poverty, looked at the dinner on the table, but couldn't say a word, but said "wow", "wow", "wow" in a childish voice.
The expression was sad and happy for a moment, tears rolled in the eyes, but he forcibly held back.
Sun Yifeng knelt down and asked her, "What's the matter?"
Han Qianyu suddenly had a sore nose, hugged his father and cried:
"Dad, did you go to rob?"
Sun Yifeng: "..."
Han Qianyu buried her head on her father's shoulder, crying: "The family has always been so poor, Dad, where did you get the money to buy me a princess bed, Peppa Pig, and a big meal?"
Sun Yifeng wiped away the tears on Han Qianyu's face with his thumb: "Because Dad is working hard to make money, Dad promised you will never do bad things, come hook your fingers."
Han Qianyu's eyes were red from crying, and there were traces of tears on her face, she nodded.
The two hooked their fingers together.
Sun Yifeng patted her head lovingly: "Come, have dinner."
"Come on, Dad eats shrimp, I'll peel it for you."
"it is good."
……
……
"Since then, Snow White and the prince will live happily together forever."
Sun Yifeng put down the storybook.
Holding Peppa Pig in her arms, Han Qianyu was already sound asleep, breathing evenly.
Carefully covering her with the quilt, Sun Yifeng quietly walked out of his daughter Han Qianyu's room.
System (DVA sound): Ding!The full-time baby daddy system is activated, and the host is asked to be ready to make a choice.
Sun Yifeng looked confused: What?What choice?
System: NO.1 full-time dad system [DOTA2 mastery module], NO.2 full-time daddy system [LOL mastery module], NO.3 full-time daddy system [chicken mastery module].
Sun Yifeng: What are you trying to do? !How to raise a daughter by playing games? !
At the same time, Sun Yifeng recalled that in the afternoon, DOTA2 and LOL were both super ghosts, eating chicken and falling into a box.
System: Are you blind?Didn't you see the computer prepared for you in the room? !
Sun Yifeng: ...
(The system's answer is simply illogical!)
System: NO.1 full-time dad system [DOTA2 mastery module], NO.2 full-time daddy system [LOL mastery module], NO.3 full-time daddy system [chicken mastery module].Ask the host to ask for blessings, and choose one quickly, the system does not want to say the third sentence if the same is the case!
(md, if I can ask for more blessings, I still need your system to fuck me?!)
But eating chicken is really popular recently, so——
Sun Yifeng: I choose to eat chicken!
System: Full-time baby daddy system [Chicken Mastery Module] is being installed... please wait...
At this time, Sun Yifeng had already walked to the computer prepared by the system. He sat down on the gaming chair and pressed the power button.
The water-cooled host suddenly lit up with a blue light.
An alien avatar appeared on the screen, along with a string of English words "ALIENWARE".
shit...
Is this an alien computer?So awesome?
The voice of DVA Song Hana sounded in Sun Yifeng's mind again:
System: The full-time dad system [Chicken Mastery Module] has been installed, and the current chicken level is LV1. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Eye of Equipment Tracking".
Sun Yifeng was confused: What the hell is "Equipment Tracking Eye"?
System: "Eye of Equipment Tracking" can display the location of various equipment on the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds map to the host in real time, such as: firearms, grips, pans, first aid kits, etc.
Sun Yifeng: To put it bluntly, is it cheating? !
System: Strictly speaking, installing an unknown plug-in on the computer is considered a hack, and the host is now called Tiantian Bingyi.
Sun Yifeng: Nima, you are quite good at talking.
System: The first stage of full-time dad: The road of eating chicken anchors is officially opened!
Sun Yifeng:! ! !You want me to be an anchor? !
System: Exactly.Otherwise, I'll prepare a computer for you, what the hell? !Not happy?
Sun Yifeng: I dare not...
System: Ask the host to work hard to collect "Shock" points to unlock a higher level of [Chicken Eating Module].
Sun Yifeng: Tell me about the highest level of [Eating Chicken Module]?
System: One shot kills one person, leaving no trace for thousands of miles!
Sun Yifeng: I feel like you have painted a big cake in front of me again.
Without further ado, Sun Yifeng started the live broadcast.
What is frustrating is that Sun Yifeng has not seen his live broadcast room all the way to the 19th page of Douyu's polar survival section.
Finally saw his live broadcast room on page 20, Sun Yifeng looked at the number of people in the room, there were only 13 people...
Damn ass, when is the first day? !
System: Please host the live broadcast in a down-to-earth manner, and don't check the ranking of your live broadcast room, otherwise you will be hit hard and give up.
Sun Yifeng: Then what is the name of my anchor called "Jedi Fengshui Master"? !
System: Don't you like being a magic stick?
Sun Yifeng: ...
In Sun Yifeng's "previous life", he was also a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds player, so today he chose to review the game that "previous life" liked in an Internet cafe.
In fact, to be honest, Sun Yifeng's marksmanship is not bad, but he is very unlucky and often can't find his gun!So once someone finds the gun, it falls into a box.
What's more, the "death" method that is standard for ordinary chicken-eating players is charged tolls by the Phantom Tank (the grassy old man).
In the time of "previous life", Sun Yifeng also saw those big anchors who were brilliant and earn millions a month, but he never thought of becoming an anchor.
Now, he never imagined that under the system's step-by-step coercion and lure, he would actually have to eat the anchor's job.
But then Sun Yifeng has no time to think about it anymore, because he has already appeared on the birth island of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
Even though there are only 13 viewers in the live broadcast room.
But his career as an anchor——has officially begun.
(End of this chapter)
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