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Chapter 79 House Feng Shui!

Hearing Sun Yifeng mention the word "sincerity", the man with a beer belly smiled slightly and stretched out two fingers:

"More than [-]! As long as I think you are right! Pay more than [-]!"

Sales lady Guan Yueyan:! ! !
This big brother can earn [-] yuan just by talking about it? !I sold a house for a month, but I didn't even have this amount!Alas, to put it bluntly, I still cook by myself!But this big brother must be accurate in order to earn this money!

Twenty thousand?Don't be a brother who has never seen money!Brother's appearance fee for the previous "dating battle" was 70, okay? !

but!This philandering beer man's money is not in vain!If you really bought a house, [-] yuan would be enough for several months of monthly payment!
But... Nima, why hasn't the reminder from the "Eye of Heavenly Signs" come yet? !

Sun Yifeng had an idea: "Brother, you can tell me exactly if you want me to calculate! But, you have to tell me exactly which unit you want to buy?! Note, it's not about the apartment type, but take me to the unit you really want to buy. look!"

Unexpectedly, the man with a beer belly pointed down: "Just buy the unit we are looking at now! You can help me to see it! See if I am convinced?!"

At this moment, a picture floated in Sun Yifeng's mind.

In the picture, the rough house here has been renovated, but the living room is inexplicably a mess!
The ground is full of broken glass, and the beer belly guy and the internet celebrity girl are arguing fiercely!

Hehehe, the Eye of Signs is reminding me that if the two of them buy this unit, there will be endless quarrels in the future? !

Sun Yifeng pretended to be pacing in the house again. When he walked to the balcony, he saw a hospital suddenly appearing on the opposite side of the balcony!
In this situation, Sun Yifeng smiled!Have!

"This unit is located on the 7th floor. The number 7 is not bad! In the Bible, the number 7 represents perfection! It is said that the gods created the world in 7 days!"

"But!" Sun Yifeng changed the subject, "The fly in the ointment is that the balcony of this unit faces a hospital!"

Beer belly man:! ! !
Net red girl:! ! !

Guan Yueyan:! ! !

The net red girl opened her red lips lightly, because Sun Yifeng was still a little handsome, she almost said "handsome master", but due to the affection of the beer belly man, the net celebrity swallowed the words and said instead:
"Are you going to tell us what's wrong?"

"We look at the location and geomantic omen of the house. Our ancestors have a saying: before looking at the mountains, look at the water first. If there are mountains but no water, don't settle down. From the perspective of the big location, the north of the water is yang, and the place where the water flows is called ' Tianmen', the place where it flows out is called 'dihu'. Tianmen should be opened to make money and wealth will flow in; Dihu should be harvested, and the wealth will not disperse!"

Fortunately, in his "previous life", Sun Yifeng had read a lot of Feng Shui novels, and now that he is reading about them, he is really eloquent!
Beer belly man:! ! !
Net red girl:! ! !

Guan Yueyan:! ! !

The net red girl was puzzled and said: "But in this city, where can I find mountains and water?"

"Yes! This is the point!" Sun Yifeng nodded, "Where are the mountains in the city? Where is the water? The answer is that in the city, one inch higher is a mountain and one inch lower is water. All nearby tall buildings are named 'mountain' In theory, the spaces between the buildings and the bypasses are all 'water'. The tall buildings behind them are the 'backing mountains'; surrounded by buildings on three sides and open space in front of them, this is the best layout and the best way to hide the wind and gather energy!"

Beer belly man:! ! !
Net red girl:! ! !

Guan Yueyan:! ! !

The internet celebrity frowned again and said, "But this house, the balcony and the windows all face a big road. This big road is equivalent to an open space. It should be said that Feng Shui is pretty good!"

Sun Yifeng shook his head: "I have just said that the focus is not on the road, but on the hospital opposite the house after crossing the road! If the house is facing the hospital, especially the emergency room or inpatient department, then it will cause a 'mountain' It is out of balance with 'water'. Because most of the hospitals are crowded with people with bad luck and poor health, and the 'yin qi' is very heavy, of course it is not good!"

When it comes to the word "yin qi", the Internet celebrity can be said to break out in a cold sweat, there is no way!Who made myself timid? !

Sun Yifeng greeted everyone to the balcony, and pointed his hand outward.

Everyone looked out in the direction of his finger, and three words - "inpatient department" came into view!
"Did you see it?! The balcony of this unit not only faces the hospital, but also directly faces the inpatient department of the hospital! This can be called the worst of the worst!"

"Plus the taboo of being too small in the house! If you really buy this unit and haven't renovated it, you have committed two taboos!"

After hearing what Sun Yifeng said, it can be said that the Internet celebrity has completely given up the idea of ​​buying this large apartment!
But the beer belly man is still not reconciled!This person looks young, what kind of Feng Shui master is he? !

"How do I know it's not you bragging?!"

Sun Yifeng chuckled: "What I just said is just superficial! It's the common sense of buying a house! If you don't follow these rules, you will be inferior to ordinary people!"

"And!" Sun Yifeng squinted his eyes and continued: "Since I can figure out the figure of that (referring to the beer-bellied man's wife) in your family, I can also figure out the future of you and this lady living here!"

Beer belly man:! ! !
Net red girl:! ! !

Guan Yueyan:! ! !

The sales lady on the side was surprised when she heard it. Could it be that the elder brother in front of me is really good at Feng Shui? !
Not long ago, the moment Sun Yifeng calculated the figure of the beer belly man's wife, to be honest, the beer belly man was really a little shocked.

The young man in front of him now said that the beer belly man really wants to hear about the future after he and the Internet celebrity woman bought this place!

Even if it is Jinwu Zangjiao, everyone hopes that they will be in harmony with the "little wife" every day. As for what kind of "Qinse", hehe, you understand.

and!The most important thing about Jinwu Zangjiao is, of course, you can't let the "big wife" know!Don't let the "big wife" step on the door!

Otherwise, there will be no peace at home and ruined reputation!

However, the man with a beer belly had repeatedly doubted Sun Yifeng just now, and now asking him to make a fool of himself to ask Sun Yifeng, this is undoubtedly a warning from Zhenxiang, he can't do this kind of thing!

But the man with a beer belly wants to know, after buying this unit, the future between him and the Internet celebrity girl, no, it should be said whether there will be a long-term "harmony".

When he was struggling, the Internet celebrity helped him speak up, saying that women are superstitious, and Sun Yifeng talked about "the future".

To her, these two words were like a cat meeting a small dried fish, she couldn't help herself not to ask!

At this time, the Internet celebrity girl even said in a coquettish tone: "You should tell us!"

Sun Yifeng's face darkened: "I have already done my calculations just now! If you live in this unit! There will be constant quarrels in the future! There is not even a good vase at home! Because it was broken during the quarrel!"

Beer belly man:! ! !
Net red girl:! ! !

Guan Yueyan:! ! !

System (DVA voice): +7 shock points from beer belly guy He Jinsheng.

System: +10 shock points from the internet celebrity queen Hongna.

System: +5 shock points from the sales lady Guan Yueyan.

(End of this chapter)