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Chapter 11 is really embarrassing to death!

Chapter 11 is really embarrassing to death!
"No!" Luo Xiner understood Ge Yiyi's meaning, she was afraid that Luo Xiner would bring the boy back to spend the night, so she smiled and said: "Yiyi, I will live in the dormitory alone for the whole summer vacation, don't worry! "

"Really? That's good!" Ge Yiyi sneered, and said, "Luo Xiner, I hope you don't bring any dubious people back, otherwise, we'll just wait and see!"

After speaking, Ge Yiyi hung up the phone.

Jiang Yi frowned after hearing this, and said, "Luo Xiner, is there something wrong with your roommate? Why does she say that about you?"

Luo Xiner sighed softly, and said: "Mobile phone, Yiyi is the only child at home, so she is spoiled by her parents, and she speaks a bit straightforwardly. But she is still a nice person, don't think too much about it, okay? "

"You're here again!" Jiang Yi said angrily, "Luo Xin'er, is there really no bad person in your eyes? You said she is the only child, aren't you the only child?"

"I... am an only child!" Luo Xiner's eyes flickered, and she said with a smile: "But on the phone, my mother said that when you get along with others, don't worry about it too much. Besides, what Yiyi said is also reasonable. If I were her, I don’t want my roommate to bring a man back while I’m away, don’t you think? Cell phone, me, I haven’t asked you yet, are you a man or a woman? I think you The voice sounds like... a man, right?"

"I..." Jiang Yi was speechless for a moment, but after thinking about it, he felt that it would be better to tell the truth to save trouble later.

"Luo Xiner, you are right, I am indeed a man!" Jiang Yi said: "However, I am just a mobile phone, don't think too much about it!"

"Well, I know," Luo Xiner smiled awkwardly, and said, "Mobile phone, since you are a man, I have to tell you something. We have four girls here, three of them I don't know your existence. So sometimes, they may be more casual, you..."

"More casual?" Jiang Yi immediately understood what Luo Xiner meant. He also knew that although girls appear reserved and dignified in front of boys, they are no different from boys when they return to the dormitory. Therefore, Luo Xiner It’s a kind reminder to myself.

This is also a headache for Jiang Yi. He is a gentleman, so he really doesn't want to see anything he shouldn't.But he also knew in his heart that this was probably unavoidable.

Therefore, Jiang Yi sighed heavily, and said, "Luo Xiner, don't worry, I will pay attention! No, someone is here!"

boom! boom! boom!
As soon as Jiang Yi finished speaking, there was a knock on the door outside.Luo Xiner said "Here we are" and hurried to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, a girl rushed in hurriedly.

Seeing that it was her classmate, Luo Xiner asked, "Xiaoran, is it you?"

"It's me!" Zhao Xiaoran said: "Xin'er, I'll tell you later, I will borrow the bathroom in your dormitory! By the way, there is also your mobile phone!"

"Hey, you..." Luo Xiner was startled when she heard this, but before she could stop her, Zhao Xiaoran had already picked up Jiang Yi and went into the bathroom.

Jiang Yi's heart skipped a beat, I'm going, what the hell is this?

As a man, Jiang Yi even closed his eyes and dared not look at it.He only felt that Zhao Xiaoran put himself down first, then untied his clothes, and picked himself up after sitting on the toilet.

"Don't look at evil, don't look at evil! Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, practice the deep prajna paramita for a long time, and see that all five aggregates are empty..."

Jiang Yi was really frightened, at this moment he heard Zhao Xiaoran say again: "Hey, dear, where are you?"

It was a boy who came from the phone, and said with a smile: "but baby, I will wait for you downstairs, girls! Hey, this is not your number!"

"Of course not, my cell phone is out of battery," Zhao Xiaoran said, "This is my classmate's cell phone. The boss in our dormitory is constipated and can't come out in the bathroom, so I have to go to someone else's to go to the bathroom and use someone else's cell phone. The phone is calling you! I’m going out right now, wait for me 1”

Zhao Xiaoran stood up after speaking. She still put Jiang Yi down first, then went to tidy up her clothes, flush, wash her hands and dry them, and finally took Jiang Yi out of the bathroom.

"Xin'er, thank you!" Zhao Xiaoran brought Jiang Yi to Luo Xiner, and couldn't help but be taken aback: "Xiner, what's wrong with you? Hey, Luo Xiner..."

Luo Xiner stood there in a daze, and it took another half a minute before she woke up and said, "Xiaoran, you, you..."

"What's wrong with me?" Zhao Xiaoran glanced at Luo Xiner inexplicably, then glanced at Jiang Yi in his hand, and said unhappily: "Xin'er, isn't it? I just use your phone, you are so big Emotions? It’s a shame that I usually regard you as a good friend. Hey, your phone is brand new. Is it a reward for selling the phone? Forget it, forget it. Looking at you like that, I’m really stingy to give you the phone back. I am leaving!"

As Zhao Xiaoran said, he put the phone on the table, and then left the dormitory angrily.

Luo Xiner was covered in sweat. After Zhao Xiaoran left for a few minutes, she remembered that she had stabbed the door from the inside, and then she came to Jingyi and asked, "Mobile phone, you, are you alright?"

Jiang Yi couldn't calm down for a long time, and said, "Luo Xiner, you scared me to death just now!"

"Mobile phone, I know you're embarrassed," Luo Xiner said, "It was all my fault just now, I didn't react, but she took you in!"

"Ah!" Jiang Yi sighed heavily, and said, "Luo Xiner, to be honest, I am an honest gentleman, so I wanted to commit suicide just now. If I were an evil person, then..."

"What? Cell phone, you, are you a human?" Luo Xiner suddenly became nervous and said, "You, you..."

Jiang Yi immediately realized that he had said something wrong, so he hurriedly said, "Luo Xiner, of course I am not human anymore, I, I..."

Luo Xiner immediately laughed again, and said: "Mobile phone, I misunderstood it just now, your sentence has no specific meaning, it's just an analogy, right?"

"Yes, yes." When Jiang Yi heard this, he quickly got off the road and said, "Luo Xiner, that's what I meant."

Luo Xiner said: "Mobile phone, I can feel that you are really a good person. You are right, if you have those bad thoughts, you can indeed get what you want, but I know you don't want to. But, This is a dormitory for girls after all, you..."

Jiang Yi said: "Luo Xiner, I don't know what to do. However, we should try to avoid this kind of thing in the future, understand? Otherwise, I'd better go back to my world."

(End of this chapter)

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