Turned into a cat by the system

Chapter 8 Positive energy

"The wishing system is turned on, it's the first time it's started, and it's self-checking..."

What kind of broken system, you think you are a window?Self-examination, you have to be able to pick yourself up, I...

Di Ertian cursed halfway through his swearing, when he suddenly remembered that what was tied to his body was the wishing system, if it was regarded as a wish fulfilled, it would be too miserable.

"Self-test completed, the system is seriously damaged, internal errors are serious, error CODE: 0X00000N1DAYE0. Skip and go to the next step!"

Fuck, it’s really awesome, I thought you were going to have a blue screen of death, and you can skip it, admiration, do you have to press the Enter key to skip it?
"Next step, scan the host, start..."

"The logic error is serious, the scan is unsuccessful, the system enters safe mode, start!"

With a buzzing sound, Di Ertian felt that his cat's head suddenly became much heavier.

"Hello, host, there are still four minutes and 59 seconds before entering sleep mode. If you have any questions, hurry up."

The system voice is flat and cold, without any emotional ups and downs, a typical robot tone.

Your uncle is dormant again, can you transform me back first?

"Sorry, due to a billion-point error in the system binding process, this request cannot be met for the time being."

A little mistake?you sure?
"[-] million points, sure."

……

I really don't understand what a broken system is doing to me. Nancheng has a population of tens of millions. Can you stop being so casual?
Anyway, you are also a system, with unlimited capabilities, a super intelligent wishing system!

"It is bound to you and is the result of precise calculation and scanning by the system. There will be no mistakes. You are the most suitable candidate, bar none."

I thank you, thank you eight generations of ancestors, for praising me so much, and finally tied me up like this?

"I'm sorry again. I just started to learn the language and customs of Nancheng recently. The words are not accurate. I still hope Haihan."

You've made me look like this, now you're being polite, why did you come here so early?

Wait, learn the language of Nancheng, love you from other places?

You're not from an alien, are you?

"This is a long story, let me speak slowly, there are two minutes and 59 seconds before entering sleep mode, once upon a time..."

In the past, your uncle, let’s talk about the important point, and then I will become the old man in the past!

"Uh, to put it simply, the term used by aliens is still not very accurate. The planet where Nancheng is located belongs to a three-dimensional universe. In your theoretical system, E=mc2, as something accelerates and moves at an extremely fast speed The speed of the object will increase, and its mass will increase. The more massive the object is, the more difficult it is to accelerate the object. So, when the object's speed is very close to the speed of light, its mass becomes almost infinite, so it cannot achieve the speed of light (or speed beyond the speed of light ) balabala..."

Can it be simpler?Talking about this with a scumbag, the aliens will give it a shot!

"Uh, no matter how simple it is, how can it be so simple?"

The wishing system issued a torture from the soul (if there is a soul), and Di Ertian was also dumbfounded.

"There is still one minute before entering sleep mode, the countdown starts at 1, 59..."

Sir, can you please stop this countdown? I already want to go to the toilet!
To make a long story short, I can only ask the key points.

How can the wishing system be used normally?

"Due to serious damage, the wishing system is currently in a state of self-repair, which requires a huge amount of energy. The lack of energy will cause the system to go dormant. Helping the wisher realize their wishes can obtain positive energy, which will speed up the recovery of the system. As for other forms of energy, light energy Thermal and electrical energy are too weak and can only activate the system for a few seconds at most..."

positive energy?It sounds very cool. How do you use the wishing system? According to what you said, I would be too busy to turn into Superman, let alone I am just a cat now!

"The system has been successfully bound to you, but the system is missing some functions. It can only filter out some wishes that cannot generate any energy. Other wishes will be automatically transmitted to your brain, and the host needs to distinguish them by itself. Remember, not all wishes Wishes come true will generate positive energy.”

"To give a simple example, if one person makes a wish and thinks that another person is not good, and you help realize it, this will only generate negative energy, which will offset the positive energy. Because the wishes that generate negative energy are too complicated, you need to identify them yourself and be cautious. Use the system."

Di Ertian finally understands a little bit, if he can hear all the wishes, he will be bored to death, let alone help others to realize.

This also warned him, don't join in the fun in the future if you have nothing to do, what kind of meteor shower do you wish for?

This is the same reason to fight with others to watch, maybe a brick will fly out from somewhere and call you in the face, do you think you are wronged?

Di Ertian was really wronged, regretted it at the beginning, what kind of meteor shower, maybe this system was made by someone who made a wish, and it ended up hitting him on the head inexplicably, alas...

He really didn't have any wishes before, but now he has, what a beep!
After talking for a long time, what good does this wishing system do to me? After all, it’s all about helping others realize their wishes and saving energy for the system to repair. What does I have?What a waste!

"Of course it will benefit you a lot. Do you want to turn back into a human now, but the host of the wishing system cannot make wishes, so what should you do? After you repair the wishing system, the system will return to its original world, gone With the existence of the wishing system, you will naturally return to your true self, do you understand?"

It seems to be the case, then I have to thank the system.

No, I always feel that something is wrong, I am a human being, thank you uncle!
"Ten seconds before the system enters sleep mode, 10, 9..."

The last question, is there no special ability for the host in such an awesome system? How can you help others realize their wishes without special abilities?

In the past, I could have had no special abilities, but now I am a cat!
"Countdown 6, 5. Of course, there are special abilities. Now that the system is successfully bound, the host can temporarily restore the human form. The time limit is 5 minutes. Once the time limit is up, it will return to its original shape. Remember, the transformation process cannot be controlled by anyone, machine, or recording equipment. If you see or photograph it, otherwise irreversible consequences will occur, of course the system will detect the surrounding environment and remind the host when it is time to transform!"

"Countdown 2, 1, the system enters sleep mode..."

What's the use of this broken transformation ability, I'm a human being, and I still have to rely on the system to transform back. What can I do in 5 minutes? It's a transformation, so can't I become stronger?

"I hope that the second young master of the Emperor's Group will never be found. I have worked hard in the group for so many years, and because of a cat hair, I lost my job. If you don't take credit for your work, you will work hard. Evil will be rewarded, isn't it? Report, the time has not come!"

Xia Ying's mother's voice sounded in Di Ertian's mind, what the hell is this?

Could it be that the servant who was fired that day was Xia Ying's mother, the current Queen Mother? She didn't do this, right?

(End of this chapter)