System: An outrageous life starting from being called a parent

Chapter 1 1. The options of the system are outrageous

I am an ordinary and extraordinary senior high school student.

Ordinary is the academic performance, what is not ordinary is the system option that pops up like a convulsion.

"Yun Mengmeng! What time is it! You are still distracted in class, do you know how many days are left for the college entrance examination! You answer this question!"

The math teacher angrily tapped the blackboard with the blackboard eraser, and the flying chalk dust made him cough.

Yunmengmeng is not my original name either, because I am an upright boy!

It's not normal for a girl to call a boy by her name, but it's not normal for a boy to call a girl by her name.

However, out of the options presented by the system, I had no choice but to choose this one. Since then, there has been a high school boy named Yun Mengmeng in this world.

All his information documents became Yun Mengmeng, and even his previous signature became Yunmengmeng, as if he had been called Yunmengmeng from the beginning.

Parents are also used to calling themselves Yunmengmeng, don't you realize that I have different surnames from yours?

But it also made me feel the power of the system.

As soon as Yun Mengmeng stood up, before she could see clearly the topic on the blackboard, her eyes went dark, and several options popped up.

Damn system!It just came out without any warning!
[Option [-]: Go to the classroom and kiss the math teacher. 】

[Option [-]: Kiss your tablemate. 】

[Option [-]: Hang on a ceiling fan and do a hundred pull-ups. 】

These three options are too outrageous!
The options never mention rewards, and it doesn't work if you don't choose.

Because if you don't make a choice, the system will automatically make a choice, and it has always been the most outrageous one.

The former self scoffed at the options presented and did not make a choice, so the present self can only live as Yun Mengmeng.

Option one is definitely not acceptable. The crazy beard of the math teacher is a unique sign of older men. Even if they can't hold on for a day, they will spring up like mushrooms after rain.

Regardless of the consequences of choosing option [-], the stubble alone can pierce one's mouth.

Option [-] is not as good as option [-]. Although they are all men, the beards at the same table are at least fluffy, and they won't pierce their mouths so much.

But the weight of more than 200 kilograms at the same table, I am afraid that if I fall over my shoulder, I will fall apart, but I will bear it if it is a female classmate.

Option three seems to be the most reliable one, but I don’t know if the ceiling fan can bear my weight. Even if I can hang myself, I can’t do a hundred pull-ups by myself.

After choosing an option, the body will involuntarily act according to the option.

However, if you choose an option that you cannot complete, there is a high probability that the system will automatically continue to choose another option. Of course, it may also trigger a critical hit and allow you to complete the option with extraordinary performance.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be only as old as I am, but have 80-year-old leg hair.

Damn it!You can only choose option [-]!

Deskmate!Although we don't know each other very well, don't blame me, Yun, for being rude.

After standing up, Yun Mengmeng kissed his deskmate on the cheek with lightning speed before he could react.

Yun Mengmeng was inexperienced in kissing for the first time, so she sucked so much that she didn't know how serious it was, and only heard the crisp sound spread throughout the classroom.

This unexpected development stunned the entire classroom, and it was even quieter than calling the head teacher.

Just when the math teacher hadn't realized what was going on, the whole classroom suddenly erupted.

Dozens of students shouted, pounded the table, and stomped the ground at the same time, filling the entire classroom with a lively atmosphere.

Yun Mengmeng has closed her eyes, and is ready to accept the 200-jin random torture from her deskmate.

The fat face of the deskmate blushed, he got up and rushed out of the classroom, even his footsteps were a little awkward, like a tornado passing through, bringing down several tables.

Seeing such a development, the atmosphere in the classroom became more heated. Even the math teacher who came back to his senses knocked on the blackboard and shouted for silence, all of which were lost in the booing.

The teachers in the next classroom didn't know what was going on here, so they rushed over one after another.

Seeing the reaction of her deskmate, Yun Mengmeng felt a chill in her heart. It was over. This was even more outrageous than being pushed to the ground and beaten hard by her deskmate.

In order to suppress the students who were already out of control, the math teacher had no choice but to carry Yun Mengmeng to the corridor for punishment, and he also went to chase the tablemate who ran out.

Teachers from other classes who came over listened to the brief explanation from the math teacher, and then looked at Yun Mengmeng who was standing in the corridor with different expressions.

There was even a female teacher who gave Yun Mengmeng a thumbs up.

It's all a system choice!Not my own heart.

However, Yun Mengmeng couldn't say it, because he couldn't tell others about his system, even recorded it on paper or electronic products.

After the math teacher chased after his deskmate, the classroom, which had been a little quiet, became agitated again.

I don't know who yelled "Together!" for the first time, and then the voice of the whole classroom became "Together!"

The loud voice can be heard even outside the campus, not to mention the entire campus.

Hearing such noisy voices from the campus, the always late principal finally arrived.

Seeing the principal and head teacher arriving one after the other, the classroom fell silent again in an instant.

The principal looked at Yun Mengmeng's problem student, and he didn't need to understand what happened, he already knew the general idea, so he said in a bad tone: "Why is it you again?!"

I didn’t want it either, everything was caused by the system’s outrageous choices!Yun Mengmeng could only think hard.

"Ring, ring, ring..." The bell for the end of get out of class rang just right.

However, the bell after class could not save the current Yunmengmeng.

"I have been teaching for more than 40 years, and I have never seen a student like you! Why can't I explain it to you?! Call the parents! Now! Immediately! Immediately!"

The headmaster left angrily.

Now that the principal has spoken, the head teacher doesn't need to say anything more. He just pointed at Yun Mengmeng, left a sentence of "You...", and then left.

When the system first appeared, it was reminded that you only need to complete the options a thousand times to get a luxurious gift package.

Yun Mengmeng thought it was just a dream, and now she has gone through more than [-] options, and the gift package is still far away, and her life has already changed beyond recognition.

After believing in the system's capabilities, Yun Mengmeng also tried to communicate with the system, but the system never made a cold voice, and only a few cold options appeared from time to time for herself to make a choice.

When will the option be completed a thousand times!Enough is enough!
No, the system gave me an option again!
[Option [-]: Catch up with the principal and give the principal a flying kick from behind. 】

[Option [-]: Chase the head teacher and throw him over the shoulder from behind. 】

[Option [-]: Shout in the classroom: I am such a person. 】

After reading the options, Yun Mengmeng made a choice almost without thinking.

Yun Mengmeng couldn't help but ran to the podium, knocked on the blackboard with the blackboard eraser, and shouted loudly: "That's the kind of person I am!"

After Yun Mengmeng finished speaking, after a brief silence, thunderous applause erupted in the classroom, even accompanied by whistles, which was more popular than any teacher standing here giving lectures.

We must find a way to disarm this outrageous system!

(End of this chapter)