System: An outrageous life starting from being called a parent
Chapter 45 45. Playing so big this time?
Chapter 45 45. Playing so big this time?
It's over, it's over, the house is about to be demolished by the cats!
Now that they have become family members, when my mother comes back and finds that the house has become like this, I am afraid that one of them and myself will be taken out by my mother.
There are so many cats, and the only one who will be taken out is myself. Thinking of my miserable life living on the street, a broken bowl, a broken mat, squatting under the overpass for a day.
no!Be sure to clean it all up before Mom comes back!Pretend nothing happened!
Yun Mengmeng didn't hesitate any longer, and directly tore off the back of the cheongsam with her bare hands, so that it became a symmetrical short cheongsam.
Just when Yun Mengmeng picked up the brick again, wrapped it in a cloth, and was about to smash the glass, the cats came back again.
Just now I heard the sound of the plate smashing inside, and they came back after losing their toys.
Now the cats are sitting in rows on the window sill, making it difficult for Yun Mengmeng to do anything, but Yun Mengmeng finds that she has successfully attracted the attention of the cats.
Now they don't play Frisbee anymore, but all eyes follow the brick wrapped in cloth.
Seeing the cats' heads turning with her hands, Yun Mengmeng was overjoyed, there was something to be done!
Although Yun Mengmeng has never raised a cat before, she has watched a lot of cat movies and is considered a leader among Yun cats. Cats in other people's homes can open and close doors, so why can't your own cat open a window?
The less you destroy, the less anger you will face your mother when you come back.
Yun Mengmeng waved the cloth strip with one hand to attract the cats' attention, and pointed at the window lock with the other hand, but the cats didn't understand what Yun Mengmeng meant at all, and they still followed the cloth strip in Yun Mengmeng's hand. their little heads.
What a stupid cat!I don't understand such a simple meaning!
However, Yun Mengmeng didn't dare to relax the hand that was pulling the cloth, after all, if they didn't attract their attention, their attention would be transferred to the plate.
Although the words can't be the same, but Yunmengmeng thought from the heart, the cloth strip in her hand moved quickly, and the cat's head also moved quickly.
Sorry, big orange!
The cloth strip in Yun Mengmeng's hand quickly moved upwards, and almost all the cats stretched their necks accordingly, while Daju squatted in the middle of the window, only a small distance from the window lock.
With just this following action, Daju's head hit the window lock, but before the window lock was opened, Daju's head hurt.
Daju, who had a headache, decided not to play with Yunmengmeng, stepped on the plate and jumped down, and all the plates fell to the ground between Daju's kicks and jumps.
The rattling sound resounded throughout the kitchen. All the cats were frightened and fled the kitchen, bringing more things with them. The whole kitchen was as messy as if Dad had cooked in it.
Dang Duan continued to be disturbed by it. At that time, he decisively smashed the glass in the kitchen, and it would not have turned into the current scene.
Just when Yun Mengmeng gritted her teeth and raised the brick in her hand, ready to smash the glass in one fell swoop, it was dark again.
[Option [-]: Double the number, you know. 】
[Option [-]: Bricks become tofu. 】
[Option [-]: Look up at the moon. 】
you know?I don't understand!The doubling of the number must be the cats at home. Now there are more than a dozen of them.
Now there are more than a dozen of them, and they have already made the whole kitchen look like this. If the number is doubled, then the whole house will not be demolished by them?
no!I don't have the ability to raise more than a dozen cats. Even if I want to raise them, I only need one or two. With these dozens of cats at home, I guess I will spend the rest of my life shoveling shit.
The second option is to turn bricks into tofu, because I want to kill myself!And how much do you like tofu in the system!
Without the bricks, he would break the window with bare hands. I am an ordinary high school student, not a special soldier!
What does option three mean?Could it be that looking up at the moon can solve the current problem?Even if it can't be solved, there is no rush to break open the window.
After choosing option three, Yun Mengmeng also stopped what she was doing, and looked up at the moon in the sky.
Well, yes, it's a full moon, or a red moon, without a single cloud, and it's a fine day, and you can even see the meteor next to it. The meteor is too close, and even the moon is dyed red.
Do you want to make a wish when you see a shooting star?
Although wishing on a shooting star has no effect, you can still get some comfort in your heart.
Meteor, let all this pass quickly!
Yun Mengmeng opened her eyes again to look at the sky, only to see the meteor getting bigger and bigger, whizzing down here.
no? !system!Played so big this time!
Before Yun Mengmeng had time to react, the entire meteor landed next to Yun Mengmeng with a whistling sound, and the place where it landed was her home!
When shooting stars are in the sky, people are full of admiration, but when they fall they are not so flattering.
Not a big meteorite, but enough to run through the entire three-story villa, while the six-story residential buildings next to each other were not affected at all.
The meteorite directly destroyed half of the house, but half of the house was still standing, like a broken brick left after a battle, and like a piece of cake separated from the middle.
Now there is no need for Yun Mengmeng to destroy the kitchen window to get in, because the whole house is already wide open.
Although half of the house was missing, luckily there was no fire.
Looking at the scene in front of her, Yun Mengmeng was exhausted physically and mentally, and the brick in her hand fell to the ground feebly.
How about love, I, Yun Mengmeng, am finally going home.
Looking at the red meteorite in the crater, Yun Mengmeng climbed up to the third floor step by step along the undamaged stairs.
When he came to the cloakroom, he first took the satchel containing his pocket money, ignored the disappeared room opposite, which was the room where he and his father used to live broadcast, and then returned to his bedroom.
Lift the quilt, get in, and sleep!
Don't think too much, what if this is a dream?
When I woke up the next day, I was still living in an ordinary six-story residential building, and I was an ordinary member of it. Then I went to class in an ordinary way, with ordinary academic performance, and listened to my father's sighs and mother's nagging in an ordinary way.
It's just that Yun Mengmeng didn't know that when she woke up the next day, she was on the headlines everywhere, and coupled with her identity as King Kong Mengmeng, King Kong Mengmeng's deeds resounded across the country.
Press release:
The home of well-known Internet celebrity Jingang Mengmeng suffered a meteorite fall last night, and half of the house was destroyed. Fortunately, Jingang Mengmeng was safe and sound, but when the reporter arrived, he found that King Kong Mengmeng was sleeping soundly like mud, and he didn't know it at all. what happened!
(End of this chapter)
It's over, it's over, the house is about to be demolished by the cats!
Now that they have become family members, when my mother comes back and finds that the house has become like this, I am afraid that one of them and myself will be taken out by my mother.
There are so many cats, and the only one who will be taken out is myself. Thinking of my miserable life living on the street, a broken bowl, a broken mat, squatting under the overpass for a day.
no!Be sure to clean it all up before Mom comes back!Pretend nothing happened!
Yun Mengmeng didn't hesitate any longer, and directly tore off the back of the cheongsam with her bare hands, so that it became a symmetrical short cheongsam.
Just when Yun Mengmeng picked up the brick again, wrapped it in a cloth, and was about to smash the glass, the cats came back again.
Just now I heard the sound of the plate smashing inside, and they came back after losing their toys.
Now the cats are sitting in rows on the window sill, making it difficult for Yun Mengmeng to do anything, but Yun Mengmeng finds that she has successfully attracted the attention of the cats.
Now they don't play Frisbee anymore, but all eyes follow the brick wrapped in cloth.
Seeing the cats' heads turning with her hands, Yun Mengmeng was overjoyed, there was something to be done!
Although Yun Mengmeng has never raised a cat before, she has watched a lot of cat movies and is considered a leader among Yun cats. Cats in other people's homes can open and close doors, so why can't your own cat open a window?
The less you destroy, the less anger you will face your mother when you come back.
Yun Mengmeng waved the cloth strip with one hand to attract the cats' attention, and pointed at the window lock with the other hand, but the cats didn't understand what Yun Mengmeng meant at all, and they still followed the cloth strip in Yun Mengmeng's hand. their little heads.
What a stupid cat!I don't understand such a simple meaning!
However, Yun Mengmeng didn't dare to relax the hand that was pulling the cloth, after all, if they didn't attract their attention, their attention would be transferred to the plate.
Although the words can't be the same, but Yunmengmeng thought from the heart, the cloth strip in her hand moved quickly, and the cat's head also moved quickly.
Sorry, big orange!
The cloth strip in Yun Mengmeng's hand quickly moved upwards, and almost all the cats stretched their necks accordingly, while Daju squatted in the middle of the window, only a small distance from the window lock.
With just this following action, Daju's head hit the window lock, but before the window lock was opened, Daju's head hurt.
Daju, who had a headache, decided not to play with Yunmengmeng, stepped on the plate and jumped down, and all the plates fell to the ground between Daju's kicks and jumps.
The rattling sound resounded throughout the kitchen. All the cats were frightened and fled the kitchen, bringing more things with them. The whole kitchen was as messy as if Dad had cooked in it.
Dang Duan continued to be disturbed by it. At that time, he decisively smashed the glass in the kitchen, and it would not have turned into the current scene.
Just when Yun Mengmeng gritted her teeth and raised the brick in her hand, ready to smash the glass in one fell swoop, it was dark again.
[Option [-]: Double the number, you know. 】
[Option [-]: Bricks become tofu. 】
[Option [-]: Look up at the moon. 】
you know?I don't understand!The doubling of the number must be the cats at home. Now there are more than a dozen of them.
Now there are more than a dozen of them, and they have already made the whole kitchen look like this. If the number is doubled, then the whole house will not be demolished by them?
no!I don't have the ability to raise more than a dozen cats. Even if I want to raise them, I only need one or two. With these dozens of cats at home, I guess I will spend the rest of my life shoveling shit.
The second option is to turn bricks into tofu, because I want to kill myself!And how much do you like tofu in the system!
Without the bricks, he would break the window with bare hands. I am an ordinary high school student, not a special soldier!
What does option three mean?Could it be that looking up at the moon can solve the current problem?Even if it can't be solved, there is no rush to break open the window.
After choosing option three, Yun Mengmeng also stopped what she was doing, and looked up at the moon in the sky.
Well, yes, it's a full moon, or a red moon, without a single cloud, and it's a fine day, and you can even see the meteor next to it. The meteor is too close, and even the moon is dyed red.
Do you want to make a wish when you see a shooting star?
Although wishing on a shooting star has no effect, you can still get some comfort in your heart.
Meteor, let all this pass quickly!
Yun Mengmeng opened her eyes again to look at the sky, only to see the meteor getting bigger and bigger, whizzing down here.
no? !system!Played so big this time!
Before Yun Mengmeng had time to react, the entire meteor landed next to Yun Mengmeng with a whistling sound, and the place where it landed was her home!
When shooting stars are in the sky, people are full of admiration, but when they fall they are not so flattering.
Not a big meteorite, but enough to run through the entire three-story villa, while the six-story residential buildings next to each other were not affected at all.
The meteorite directly destroyed half of the house, but half of the house was still standing, like a broken brick left after a battle, and like a piece of cake separated from the middle.
Now there is no need for Yun Mengmeng to destroy the kitchen window to get in, because the whole house is already wide open.
Although half of the house was missing, luckily there was no fire.
Looking at the scene in front of her, Yun Mengmeng was exhausted physically and mentally, and the brick in her hand fell to the ground feebly.
How about love, I, Yun Mengmeng, am finally going home.
Looking at the red meteorite in the crater, Yun Mengmeng climbed up to the third floor step by step along the undamaged stairs.
When he came to the cloakroom, he first took the satchel containing his pocket money, ignored the disappeared room opposite, which was the room where he and his father used to live broadcast, and then returned to his bedroom.
Lift the quilt, get in, and sleep!
Don't think too much, what if this is a dream?
When I woke up the next day, I was still living in an ordinary six-story residential building, and I was an ordinary member of it. Then I went to class in an ordinary way, with ordinary academic performance, and listened to my father's sighs and mother's nagging in an ordinary way.
It's just that Yun Mengmeng didn't know that when she woke up the next day, she was on the headlines everywhere, and coupled with her identity as King Kong Mengmeng, King Kong Mengmeng's deeds resounded across the country.
Press release:
The home of well-known Internet celebrity Jingang Mengmeng suffered a meteorite fall last night, and half of the house was destroyed. Fortunately, Jingang Mengmeng was safe and sound, but when the reporter arrived, he found that King Kong Mengmeng was sleeping soundly like mud, and he didn't know it at all. what happened!
(End of this chapter)
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