System: An outrageous life starting from being called a parent
Chapter 85. Chapter 85
Chapter 85 85. Thomas Whirlwind
When Yun Mengmeng came out of Ward 1305, her head was still a little dazed.
The principal is now his godfather?Don't all old men like this like little girls?
Although I, Yun Mengmeng, feel that my appearance is not inferior to ordinary little girls, I am a real boy!
Why did it feel like they had already planned it out before I arrived, my mother was outspoken, the headmaster half pushed and half agreed, and then the headmaster naturally became his godfather?
All this happened so fast, Yun Mengmeng felt like a dream.
It must be a dream!Maybe I am still sleeping in the big villa that suddenly appeared, there is no meteorite hitting the earth, no super doubling of my weight, and no embarrassment of proposing to Yu Bing.
right!It's a dream!Yun Mengmeng patted her cheek lightly with her hands, but Yun Mengmeng forgot that the weight of her body had doubled, even though the force hadn't increased, the force of the impact had doubled.
Then Yun Mengmeng's body flew into the air without a doubt, Yun Mengmeng might become the first person who slapped herself flying.
Yun Mengmeng, who was in the air, had not had time to feel the burning pain on her face, her eyes were blacked out, and it wasn't the slap that knocked her out, but the system appeared again.
[Option [-]: Three-and-a-half weeks of aerial rotation. 】
[Option [-]: Thomas maneuvers. 】
[Option [-]: Use the first to choke Dier. 】
[Option [-]: Rocket head hammer. 】
Yun Mengmeng already regretted slapping herself, and she was afraid that after the option disappeared, the burning feeling on her face would come.
But the system is going too far. Is this the time to think about your movements in the air and your landing posture?
If I remember correctly, the first option should be the diving action. After three and a half weeks, the freeze-frame position is head down. Others dive into the concrete floor by themselves. Isn’t this courting death?
I was afraid that I would fall directly to the 12th floor with a sudden plunge into the water.
No, it's too dangerous. Although the action is gorgeous, but the life is in danger. The system options often hide some unexplained consequences. Fortunately, I am witty and see through the system's small thoughts.
What is the Thomas Spin in option [-]?It seemed like a hip-hop move, but I couldn't remember it.
No matter what, street dance moves are much safer, at least street dance can be done anywhere, although it is very bad to suddenly dance street dance in a hospital, but at least safety is guaranteed.
This one can be kept for now.
Why did option [-] make up an ancient Chinese sentence for myself?Although my grades are mediocre, I can still understand this. Isn't this the legendary face brake?
With the speed at which I am spinning in the air now, plus my own weight, if I use the face brake, I am afraid that there will be no good spots on my face. I can just find a hospital bed and lie on it, waiting to be pushed away.
Fortunately, I am very knowledgeable, and I am not caught in the trap of the system. This is definitely not an option.
The rocket head hammer of this option four is really simple and clear. Literally speaking, you have to hit someone with your head on the body to count as a rocket head hammer.
It's just that with my current weight, if I go down with a head hammer, I'm afraid that the person I hit can be pulled directly to the body storage in the basement, even if it's in the hospital now.
But in this case, did he murder himself?
I happened to be 18 years old, and I could go to prison, and I couldn't tell what happened to the system, saying that I slapped myself, and then killed someone?No one will believe this, right?
Even if it is a mistake, my life is definitely over, and it will definitely grab the headlines. I have already thought about the topic: Well-known Internet celebrity King Kong Mengmeng hits people to death with a rocket head hammer. Is it a distortion of human nature?Or moral decay?
Moreover, Yu Bing and the other policemen are here. Didn't he just hit the muzzle of the gun and give them results?
Finally, I sang a song "Tears Behind Bars" in it. Is this considered as a way to hone my idol skills?
Now it seems that Thomas, who can only choose to keep the option, can only be a good idol if he can sing and dance. Maybe he has learned the tricks of hip-hop. In the future, dancing hip-hop while singing is better than playing the guitar with hairy legs , maybe it will become top class in one go.
Yun Mengmeng, who was flying in the air, suddenly put one arm on the ground, and then started doing a Thomas pirouette with her legs straight.
Oh, it turned out to be this movement, which is considered a difficult movement in hip-hop. As long as you remember this feeling, you may be able to perform such a movement even if you are not under the control of the system in the future.
"Stop! Don't run!" The familiar voice came again.
It's just that the place where Yun Mengmeng is doing Thomas's roundabout is at a corner. Although she can't see what happened on the other side of the voice, she can still distinguish the voice. Isn't this the Yu Bing I don't want to see now?
However, Yun Mengmeng didn't have time to think too much, because her own Thomas maneuver also encountered problems.
The system is now controlling Yun Mengmeng's body, and will not stop because of the current position, and her straight legs directly hit the corner of the wall.
I don't know if it's lucky or not, but Yun Mengmeng didn't hit the corner with her whole leg, only her foot kicked the corner.
Even the corner of the wall couldn't stop Yun Mengmeng from doing the Thomas maneuver, and a piece of the corner was knocked off by Yun Mengmeng's kick.
But Yun Mengmeng herself felt uncomfortable, as if her toes hit the chair leg, Yun Mengmeng grinned in pain, if she could do it.
But now that the corner of the wall has been kicked off, Thomas will not bump into it again when he turns back.
It's just that when Yun Mengmeng hadn't come back from Thomas' slew, he had bumped into something else, and this time it was a person rushing out from the corner.
The person ran desperately, but he didn't expect a leg to appear suddenly at the corner, tripped him, and fell to the ground with his face on his face.
After the visitor was tripped, Yun Mengmeng's Thomas maneuver was completed, and control of her body was returned to Yun Mengmeng herself.
The pain on her face was no longer negligible, Yun Mengmeng hurriedly hugged the toe that was hit and hurt just now, quickly took off her shoes, tried her best to pull her feet in front of her, and blew hard.
I don't know if blowing like this really has an effect, Yun Mengmeng feels that her feet don't hurt so much now, and she also glances at the person she tripped over, only to find that it is another acquaintance.
Although her face was on the ground, Yun Mengmeng still recognized her through her figure, which was thicker than Yang Dong's. Isn't this Liar B?
At this time, Yu Bing, who was heard by Yun Mengmeng first, also rushed over from the corner.
Why do the people in your care always escape?
(End of this chapter)
When Yun Mengmeng came out of Ward 1305, her head was still a little dazed.
The principal is now his godfather?Don't all old men like this like little girls?
Although I, Yun Mengmeng, feel that my appearance is not inferior to ordinary little girls, I am a real boy!
Why did it feel like they had already planned it out before I arrived, my mother was outspoken, the headmaster half pushed and half agreed, and then the headmaster naturally became his godfather?
All this happened so fast, Yun Mengmeng felt like a dream.
It must be a dream!Maybe I am still sleeping in the big villa that suddenly appeared, there is no meteorite hitting the earth, no super doubling of my weight, and no embarrassment of proposing to Yu Bing.
right!It's a dream!Yun Mengmeng patted her cheek lightly with her hands, but Yun Mengmeng forgot that the weight of her body had doubled, even though the force hadn't increased, the force of the impact had doubled.
Then Yun Mengmeng's body flew into the air without a doubt, Yun Mengmeng might become the first person who slapped herself flying.
Yun Mengmeng, who was in the air, had not had time to feel the burning pain on her face, her eyes were blacked out, and it wasn't the slap that knocked her out, but the system appeared again.
[Option [-]: Three-and-a-half weeks of aerial rotation. 】
[Option [-]: Thomas maneuvers. 】
[Option [-]: Use the first to choke Dier. 】
[Option [-]: Rocket head hammer. 】
Yun Mengmeng already regretted slapping herself, and she was afraid that after the option disappeared, the burning feeling on her face would come.
But the system is going too far. Is this the time to think about your movements in the air and your landing posture?
If I remember correctly, the first option should be the diving action. After three and a half weeks, the freeze-frame position is head down. Others dive into the concrete floor by themselves. Isn’t this courting death?
I was afraid that I would fall directly to the 12th floor with a sudden plunge into the water.
No, it's too dangerous. Although the action is gorgeous, but the life is in danger. The system options often hide some unexplained consequences. Fortunately, I am witty and see through the system's small thoughts.
What is the Thomas Spin in option [-]?It seemed like a hip-hop move, but I couldn't remember it.
No matter what, street dance moves are much safer, at least street dance can be done anywhere, although it is very bad to suddenly dance street dance in a hospital, but at least safety is guaranteed.
This one can be kept for now.
Why did option [-] make up an ancient Chinese sentence for myself?Although my grades are mediocre, I can still understand this. Isn't this the legendary face brake?
With the speed at which I am spinning in the air now, plus my own weight, if I use the face brake, I am afraid that there will be no good spots on my face. I can just find a hospital bed and lie on it, waiting to be pushed away.
Fortunately, I am very knowledgeable, and I am not caught in the trap of the system. This is definitely not an option.
The rocket head hammer of this option four is really simple and clear. Literally speaking, you have to hit someone with your head on the body to count as a rocket head hammer.
It's just that with my current weight, if I go down with a head hammer, I'm afraid that the person I hit can be pulled directly to the body storage in the basement, even if it's in the hospital now.
But in this case, did he murder himself?
I happened to be 18 years old, and I could go to prison, and I couldn't tell what happened to the system, saying that I slapped myself, and then killed someone?No one will believe this, right?
Even if it is a mistake, my life is definitely over, and it will definitely grab the headlines. I have already thought about the topic: Well-known Internet celebrity King Kong Mengmeng hits people to death with a rocket head hammer. Is it a distortion of human nature?Or moral decay?
Moreover, Yu Bing and the other policemen are here. Didn't he just hit the muzzle of the gun and give them results?
Finally, I sang a song "Tears Behind Bars" in it. Is this considered as a way to hone my idol skills?
Now it seems that Thomas, who can only choose to keep the option, can only be a good idol if he can sing and dance. Maybe he has learned the tricks of hip-hop. In the future, dancing hip-hop while singing is better than playing the guitar with hairy legs , maybe it will become top class in one go.
Yun Mengmeng, who was flying in the air, suddenly put one arm on the ground, and then started doing a Thomas pirouette with her legs straight.
Oh, it turned out to be this movement, which is considered a difficult movement in hip-hop. As long as you remember this feeling, you may be able to perform such a movement even if you are not under the control of the system in the future.
"Stop! Don't run!" The familiar voice came again.
It's just that the place where Yun Mengmeng is doing Thomas's roundabout is at a corner. Although she can't see what happened on the other side of the voice, she can still distinguish the voice. Isn't this the Yu Bing I don't want to see now?
However, Yun Mengmeng didn't have time to think too much, because her own Thomas maneuver also encountered problems.
The system is now controlling Yun Mengmeng's body, and will not stop because of the current position, and her straight legs directly hit the corner of the wall.
I don't know if it's lucky or not, but Yun Mengmeng didn't hit the corner with her whole leg, only her foot kicked the corner.
Even the corner of the wall couldn't stop Yun Mengmeng from doing the Thomas maneuver, and a piece of the corner was knocked off by Yun Mengmeng's kick.
But Yun Mengmeng herself felt uncomfortable, as if her toes hit the chair leg, Yun Mengmeng grinned in pain, if she could do it.
But now that the corner of the wall has been kicked off, Thomas will not bump into it again when he turns back.
It's just that when Yun Mengmeng hadn't come back from Thomas' slew, he had bumped into something else, and this time it was a person rushing out from the corner.
The person ran desperately, but he didn't expect a leg to appear suddenly at the corner, tripped him, and fell to the ground with his face on his face.
After the visitor was tripped, Yun Mengmeng's Thomas maneuver was completed, and control of her body was returned to Yun Mengmeng herself.
The pain on her face was no longer negligible, Yun Mengmeng hurriedly hugged the toe that was hit and hurt just now, quickly took off her shoes, tried her best to pull her feet in front of her, and blew hard.
I don't know if blowing like this really has an effect, Yun Mengmeng feels that her feet don't hurt so much now, and she also glances at the person she tripped over, only to find that it is another acquaintance.
Although her face was on the ground, Yun Mengmeng still recognized her through her figure, which was thicker than Yang Dong's. Isn't this Liar B?
At this time, Yu Bing, who was heard by Yun Mengmeng first, also rushed over from the corner.
Why do the people in your care always escape?
(End of this chapter)
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