Strike back against the dating system

Chapter 31 (' - ') Let the mother-in-law fly

Du Heng took the money and came back soon after a while, because there is a vegetable market near the community.

I have a dozen more beers in my hand, as well as half a pound of beef, and vegetables such as peppers, onions, carrots, and celery.

He Shouwu said in surprise, "I bought so much."

"Oh, I have a big appetite, and I won't be full if I don't buy more." Du Heng said casually.

Shou Wu was quite moved. The person closest to him was actually not as good as a neighbor.

Without saying anything, he served good wine and good food, and usually he would go home to cook after work.

Of course, the mother-in-law cooks most of the time, and there is nothing left when I go home.

"Okay, let me help you, so hurry up."

Du Heng asked: "Green pepper and onion fried beef, do you know how to make it delicious?"

"I don't know, but I can learn."

"Okay, then you study hard. Basically, there are three main ingredients, green peppers, onions and beef. If you don't like beef, you don't have to put beef."

He Shouwu complained: "Then I will feel lonely."

"No, in some respects, I don't think there is much difference between you and this dish, ha ha." Du Heng said with a smile.

He Shouwu asked: "Ah, what do you mean? But my mother-in-law seems to like eating beef. If we learn this dish well and cook it for them when we go back, will they forgive me?"

"Oh, sure." Du Heng could only sigh helplessly.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

Du Heng didn't drink at all, he concentrated on eating with vegetables, and listened to the man's drunken words.

He Shouwu's face was flushed, his mind was in a trance, and he sometimes cried and sometimes laughed. It is conceivable how much grievance he usually feels.

Du Heng shook his head helplessly, he can't drink enough, and he will be drunk after five cans.

He Shouwu said at the top of his lungs: "If you need me if you need me in the future, just let me know and I will definitely come and help."

"Hey, it's good that you can take care of yourself."

"They all look down on me, but you still treat me as a human being. In this case, I will give you a piece of advice: Never get married, study hard, and don't be blinded by love. Just be a cow or a horse, but don't When you become a door-to-door son-in-law, don’t become the second me, otherwise there will be no place to cry.”

Du Heng looked at the sadness on the elder brother's face, "Is it that exaggerated?"

"Yes, very well. Marriage is the tomb of love. It's just an extra cake. Look at me. I used to be a high-spirited young man who was determined to honor his ancestors and make a career. Now, in order to hide some private money, I am frightened , and even gave birth to a child without my surname, which embarrasses the face of our ancestors."

Du Heng took the last bite of the dish and said, "I don't think the last one is a big deal. But in some ways, the child's name is more like a restraint on the man and a concrete symbol of responsibility."

He Shouwu took a sip of wine and said: "Although this is the case, I still love my family. After a tiring work day, seeing the smiling faces of the two babies after returning home always feels worthwhile, and life has meaning. I also often tell me that you have to look at everything a little bit, and your heart will become numb when you look at it, and I can only talk to you about this while I am drunk."

Du Heng said with a smile: "I was thinking, if one day I really can't get along, I will be a door-to-door son-in-law like you. I don't know if I have your mentality. Your perseverance is worth learning."

The man fell silent suddenly.

He drank a can of beer in one gulp, and then asked, "Have you ever been a door-to-door son-in-law?"

"No." Du Heng shook his head.

"Let me tell you, when you get married and take office, you have to set up a name cleverly, win over your best friends, and make offerings to your mother-in-law. Only when they agree can you marry her. After you get married, her dowry will be returned in full. You earn [-]% of the money. "

"Why is this only [-]%?"

"Eighty percent of it is for her. It can only be used to hide private money. After getting married, it depends on other people's faces."

Du Heng frowned, "Look at whose face?"

He Shouwu sneered and said, "The woman's family!"

"I have worked so hard to pursue girls like licking dogs, and I still have to look at the faces of the girl's family."

Shouwu nodded and said, "Yes."

Du Heng scratched his hair and said, "I finally came out of the countryside and got admitted to university, and got a job."

"Yes." The man agreed.

"I still have to win over her best friends, and I have to pay some gift money, and then I have to see their faces in the end?"

"Correct."

The man could only repeat this word helplessly.

Du Heng said angrily: "Then why can't I be a beggar on my knees?"

Shouwu persuaded: "Then you have to say that, to start a family and start a career, you have to beg for food. Just like this, many people have no way to kneel down. How many singles are there in the country? They are all eagerly coveting this piece of meat."

Du Heng asked back: "Then do you regret it now?"

"Can I not regret it? But I have a family and bondage, I can't abandon them, what else can I do.

"My mother-in-law takes some health supplements every day. She doesn't know when she will eat herself to death. The more you try to persuade her, the more she scolds you. It's hard to persuade her. Sooner or later, she will eat herself to death. When my mother-in-law dies, I will Just take it easy, I guess it will only take two or three years at most, the money for health care products is worth it!"

This time, He Shouwu's eyes were all lighted up, his tone was particularly confident, and he took a sip of wine happily.

Although he didn't dare to kill anyone, he could let the other party die.

After all, I'm not selling health care products. I've done everything I need to do. If you insist on dying, what can I do?The law can't rule that I have any contact.

Du Heng felt a chill running down his spine at that moment. The person he hated would die without taking action.

And you can't produce any evidence against him.

And this man's arduous journey all the way is worthy of the final result, maybe someone will celebrate him.

Du Heng suddenly said: "If I call the police and arrest the person selling fake health products, will you blame me?"

He Shouwu shook the beer can in his hand.

"Tch, why should I blame you? It's normal for a child like you to be kind-hearted. I have to thank you. People's joys and sorrows are not the same. You even think I'm noisy, but you also know the character of my mother-in-law. , I can save her once, but I can’t save her a second time, it’s just a matter of time.”

Du Heng asked: "So your mother-in-law died, have you thought about how to live your life in the future?"

The man's tone was a little melancholy, "How can I live? At least it's better than now. Although Ye Ye is a bit stupid and has no independent ideas. She can't even do housework and is a bit unreasonable, but she loves her children. As time goes by, she should be more mature and know how to do it. Try to be a good mother."

"Well, may you be free from the sea of ​​suffering, but the plan will not succeed."

Du Heng raised the glass of orange juice and touched it to him.

"I wish you success in your studies, good luck to you."

He Shouwu raised his beer to salute him, congratulating him sincerely.

Du Heng watched the tired neighbor collapse on the dining table, muttering the words to continue drinking.

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, leaving only the sound of the second hand moving.

"click-click-"

He closed his eyes and rested for a while, thinking of that sexy and hot vampire again in his mind, without asking, would he like a different kind?

She has lived for thousands of years, does she have any family members?
Du Heng said to himself: "How does it feel to marry a vampire as your wife?"

He Shouwu suddenly straightened his back and said vaguely:
"There are no vampires in this world, only mosquitoes, and the mosquitoes sucked my blood, so I became furious. The capitalists sucked my blood, and I couldn't afford to kneel down. But the mosquitoes will die if they don't suck my blood, and the capitalists won't suck my blood. , but nothing will happen.

"In this way, I am as pitiful as a mosquito. It is for survival, and I am for life. The last piece of advice is that young people should not enter the factory to work. There is a future for security guards. Although programmers lose a lot of hair, they can also earn money. Alright, I'll continue to sleep for a while."

Probably, this man is not successful in terms of marriage and career, but his perception of life is indeed good.

Du Heng smiled wryly, then took out his mobile phone and made a call.

"Hey, is this Ai Yeye? Your husband is in my hands now."

The woman's cry came from the other end of the phone, "Please don't hurt my husband. Although he is stupid and foolish, the child cannot live without a father. I can give you as much money as you want, as long as you don't hurt him." .”

Du Heng quickly said: "Misunderstood, I am Du Heng, your downstairs neighbor, your husband got drunk after eating at my place, please take her back now, by the way, don't wake your mother up.

"You husband and wife had better communicate and re-understand each other's heart, otherwise this marriage will not last long, treat my elder brother well."

A grateful woman's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Okay, thank you very much."

Du Heng hung up the phone and looked back at He Shouwu whose eyes were filled with tears.

He seems to have sobered up, or not sobered up, spending one third of his life in a daze.

(End of this chapter)