City: Become a discipline committee member at the beginning

Chapter 124
As the saying goes, the wine has been drunk for three rounds, the dishes have been tasted, and the ancient wine has little alcohol, which is nothing to Wang Xiaohua.

They both drank with great interest and talked about life.

Lu Zhishen suddenly said: "Sajia is not a scholar, but there is a saying that is still fresh in my memory, that is, a thousand cups of wine are rare when you meet a bosom friend."

"Brother said well, come on, I will toast you a toast."

Seeing that the time was almost up, Wang Xiaohua told a story.

It is said that one day, he was walking on a small road in the country. As he walked, his feet hurt, and the pain was extremely painful.

So, he couldn't help sighing in his heart, my feet are so unbelievable, what do I want you to do?It's better to chop it off.

After Lu Zhishen heard this sentence, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Your brother is a scholar, would you really have such a stupid idea? If your foot hurts, you will be beheaded? If you have a headache, wouldn't your head be beheaded? You really know how to joke. "

Wang Xiaohua clapped his hands: "Who says it's not the case? I just had murderous intentions in my heart, and my feet also spoke, saying that it was not my feet that hurt me, but the corns on my feet. You just need to remove the corns. Why? Want to chop me?"

Now that I think about it, this is really the case.

How could Lu Zhishen understand the meaning behind the words?Sitting in a daze and eating melons.

Good guy.

Wang Xiaohua was really going to be pissed off. He wanted to tell him through this matter that there was a crow calling in the tree, and he just had to find a stick to drive it away. Why did he have to pull the tree out?

Thinking about it again, Wang Xiaohua felt that this method would not work. This Liangshan hero has a violent temper. Once he was tricked by them, his life might be in danger.

So Wang Xiaohua changed his mind: "Brother, as the saying goes, when things are extreme, they are reversed. If you can pull out a willow tree, you may not be able to restore it, right?"

As soon as the words came out, it really worked. Lu Zhishen immediately stared: "Didn't my brother underestimate Sajia? They are all the same tree, and the weight has not changed."

Of course, of course.

Wang Xiaohua waved his hand: "When this tree falls, you can rely on its inertia. If you want to pick it up and plant it back again, I'm afraid it will take a lot of effort."

absurd.

When the tree was pulled out, it took root in the soil, and the weight it brought was far greater than lifting it up.

Lu Zhishen was fooled, and immediately stood up: "The Sa family won't believe it anymore, let's go, the Sa family will restore it to its original state, and let you take a good look at it."

Hey.

Did you fall for it?

Wang Xiaohua secretly delighted, followed him out of the inn, and went straight to the downed willow tree.

Lu Zhishen walked to the tree, adjusted his position, and saw him stretching his arms around the tree.

Then, there was a shout.

It was the previous scene again, but everything was turned upside down.

Lu Zhishen insisted on erecting the tree. Because the soil at the roots was scattered and the willow tree was still unstable, Lu Zhishen hugged it hard.

Looking back at Wang Xiaohua, he laughed and said, "My dear brother, how are you doing?"

At this time, it was the critical moment of the task, Wang Xiaohua just wanted to find a shovel, and hurriedly planted the tree.

Where is the shovel here?For a while, I couldn't find anything convenient.

Anxious Wang Xiaohua ran over, lay down under the tree, and kept filling the surrounding soil back into the tree pit with his own hands.

"My dear brother, what are you doing?"

Lu Zhishen wanted him to let go and drop the willow tree after opening his eyes. Seeing that Wang Xiaohua was running over, he was afraid of hitting him, so he had to support him hard.

After a while, Wang Xiaohua finally buried the tree.

Anyway, the tree has been planted, no matter whether Lu Zhishen likes it or not.

Seeing that Lu Zhishen was stupid, he didn't say much, he was just showing off his skills and went to say hello to the onlookers.

[Congratulations to the host, the second task has been completed. 】

When the system came, Wang Xiaohua immediately responded to it in his mind: "Dog system, don't leave if you have the ability."

go?
I'm always here.

This is what Wang Xiaohua didn't think of, has this system been in his mind all the time?Thought it would only appear when sending missions.

However, Wang Xiaohua doesn't think so much. He is full of anger at this time. Since the system is present, I have to ask for an explanation.

"Dog System, what exactly do you want?"

[Gou Xiaohua, of course I will let you complete 108 tasks. 】

It is said that there are 108 tasks. In this world of Water Margin, it can be said that it is 108 disasters. This is even more difficult than the "Xitian Buddhist Scriptures" back then.

"Dog system, if you want to send out tasks, you should send out tasks according to the development of the plot, don't come here and talk about one here and there,"

[Gou Xiaohua, how dare you scold me? 】

Hmph, scolding you is light, if you are a living person, Wang Xiaohua would like to have the heart to kill it.

Because I still have someone I care about, that is Miss Ruyue, who is still waiting for me to succeed at the inn.

If you issue tasks according to the development of the plot, you can go back and see Ruyue in your spare time.

It's good now, a plot is being talked about, and a plot is being talked about, causing the events of Ruyue to appear and disappear, vague and uncertain.

Who knows, just Wang Xiaohua's little thought, was tightly controlled by the system.

Since you like dealing with women, then I will satisfy you too.

[The system releases the third mission, causing trouble in the cross slope black shop. 】

what?
Don't you die?

This dog system is really going to kill me.

The black shop on Shizipo, where is that?As we all know, it is the shop of Sun Erniang, a dominatrix, a shop that sells human flesh.

Not to mention making trouble on your own, even if you pass by the cross slope, you might be arrested, and the consequences would be disastrous.

Wang Xiaohua wanted to die, and cursed the system in his heart: "You bastard, are you really making fun of me? You will die."

[Who told you to scold me? 】

Wang Xiaohua said angrily: "Isn't it all your fault? If you don't play tricks on me, I won't scold you either."

【Then you are still blaming me? 】

Wang Xiaohua didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he still gave in: "Good system, brother system, sister system, I was wrong, please spare me this time, and give you another task, okay? I will tell you stories and sing to you, OK?"

Just as he said it, Wang Xiaohua immediately changed his face and sang: "The spear and the horse will bring peace to the world,

This farewell is difficult.

With a cry of Yuxi Yuxi tears have flowed down my cheeks,

Drink this cup with you, warm and cold.

The west wind keeps blowing memories all night,
Turn on the lamp while drunk to watch the sword and concubine dance.

"Does it sound good? How do I sing?"

【…】

The system was silent for a while.

[After the system sends out the task, it cannot be changed, please execute it. 】

Hey……

Wang Xiaohua was in a hurry to cooperate, really, it's a pity that he has a good voice.

While he was still feeling proud, he was brought into the space-time tunnel by the system at extremely fast speeds.

what……

With a bang, Wang Xiaohua fell to the ground.

Good guy.

This is really going to kill me, Wang Xiaohua looked up, and he was already standing at the door of Sun Erniang's inn, leaving him no room at all.

Looking at this store, I thought it was a place selling human flesh, what was written in the book?

It is said that when Wu Song entered the store, he saw human skins and human legs hanging on the wall.

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaohua's heart went crazy, he almost vomited, and a cold sweat broke out on his back.

(End of this chapter)