Chapter 196 Our Plan

Wang Xiaohua thought of his mission.

That is to find Sanqing and pull out their beards.

I don't know, is there a time limit for this task?Is it completed within a few days?

Just as he was thinking, the system sounded [The task is released randomly, and it will be completed within one day according to the time in the sky. 】

One day in the sky, one year on the earth.

It's getting late, so hurry up and complete the mission. If you miss the time, the time travel will be over.

This is a matter of happiness, just do it.

Wang Xiaohua used magic and arrived at Nantianmen in a blink of an eye.

Four kings.

It's still the same.

"See Buddha."

Wang Xiaohua smiled and said: "There is no need to be too polite, go and inform the Jade Emperor that I want to see him."

The Four Heavenly Kings smiled and said: "The Buddha is joking, you are a great benefactor of the Three Realms, you don't need to report, please come in quickly."

Count you acquaintances.

If you don't have this kind of treatment, what kind of Buddha should you be?
The Jade Emperor was in a meeting when he saw that Wang Xiaohua had come.

Hastily stepped down from the throne: "Buddha."

"Call me Xiaohua, by the way, you can all call me Xiaohua."

Wang Xiaohua said to the gods.

When he arrived at Nezha, he looked unhappy and gave Wang Xiaohua a blank look.

Wang Xiaohua didn't talk nonsense, and got straight to the point: "I'm here to find Sanqing."

"Oh? You can go to their residence and have a look."

The Jade Emperor didn't know whether they were there or not. Sanqing didn't intervene in Wutian's catastrophe. He didn't know where they were, so he had to ask Wang Xiaohua to go to his residence to take a look.

"Nezha, take Xiaohua there."

"Why me?" Nezha looked unhappy and shook his face.

The Jade Emperor was bewildered, how dare this Nezha challenge himself?
In a blink of an eye, Nezha also thought that it shouldn't be like this.

This was all Wang Xiaohua's fault. Who knew he had teased her? Of course she was angry with him.

"This subordinate takes orders." Nezha reluctantly left.

on the way.

Wang Xiaohua smiled and said, "You seem to have a prejudice against me?"

"Yes, what's the matter?" Nezha said solemnly.

"Don't be like this, everyone has a shining point in their body, and you are the same, and there is also a point that makes people like it."

"You..." Nezha blushed and almost beat him up.

Remembering that he is the benefactor of the Three Realms, I held back my temper, otherwise I would really beat him.

"Oh, by the way, where is your Hot Wheels? Did you lose it?" Wang Xiaohua asked when she saw that she hadn't stepped on her feet.

"I don't know." Nezha didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he just gave him a cold sentence.

"Don't tell me, your little feet are still very cute."

Nezha was panting, and the voice of scolding him had already disappeared.

Arrived at Sanqing's residence.

A very grand palace.

It's shrouded in clouds and mist, like a fairyland. No, this is a fairyland.

Nezha turned around and left without even looking at her, because her mission was completed.

"Excuse me, is Sanqing at home?"

Wang Xiaohua didn't know how to address them, so he said something casually.

At this time, Sanqing came out.

The way he looks on TV is celestial, scheming, calm and balanced.

"It turned out to be the master Buddha, please hurry up."

From their demeanor, Wang Xiaohua saw that they were very polite, and really didn't know how to pluck their beards.

What if he was beaten to death by Sanqing?
As expected of a death system, the first mission was to kill him.

After entering the house, Sanqing sat down in a pavilion.

Wang Xiaohua also sat down, just four people, around a stone table.

Wang Xiaohua said: "This time I come here, if there is something to discuss, I wonder if the three of you can fulfill it?"

Tianzun said: "But it's okay to say."

"I'm practicing a spell recently, and I need the beards of three people with profound magic power as an introduction to the magic power. Looking at the three realms, besides the three present here, where else is there?"

Wang Xiaohua first flattered the three of them very comfortably.

It's just that the method of cultivating this spell is too unimaginable, too strange.

However, Sanqing readily agreed, and immediately sent someone to fetch a knife, ready to cut his beard.

As soon as Wang Xiaohua heard that it was a beard cut, Wang Xiaohua became anxious.

It doesn't count if you cut it with a knife, you have to pull it out one by one, and it is hard to pull it out.

So he said: "This beard cannot see metal, otherwise it will destroy the spiritual energy, and I need to pull it out myself."

Laojun stroked his beard and smiled, "Isn't it just a beard? You just pull it out."

The three of them nodded slightly.

Wang Xiaohua no longer cared about it, one, two, three.

He forcefully pulled out one of Sanqing's beards.

oops……

Sanqing is different from ordinary people, he doesn't even make a sound.

After Wang Xiaohua thanked him, the system reminded him that the task was completed, so he was relieved.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Wang Xiaohua left quickly with a smile on his face.

Na Sanqing looked at his back, first smiled, and then Laojun asked: "Brother, when will we do it?"

Tianzun said: "Come on, I have used Taoism to cover up our plan. The six-eared macaque can't see it."

The three of them were talking mysteriously, not knowing what they were talking about.

Listening to the words in his mouth, it seemed to be aimed at Wang Xiaohua.

After returning to Lingshan, Wang Xiaohua called Wutian and joined forces with him to open the time tunnel.

Wang Xiaohua returned to the original world.

With the gold he brought back, he exchanged it for a bunch of money, bought some entertainment facilities and some fun things, and brought them back to Xitian.

A few days later.

Wang Xiaohua, Wutian, Avalokitesvara, Eighteen Arhats, Buddha Mother Daming King, and Holy Mother White Lotus cast spells together.

Moved the Jile Mountain Villa built in Beijuluzhou to Lingshan.

For a moment, the Three Realms shook.

There are many people who oppose it, and over time.

Floating in the sky above Lingshan:

the vast horizon is my love,
Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills.

What kind of rhythm is the most swinging,

What kind of singing is the happiest.

As the rhythm sounded, Wang Xiaohua became a square dancing aunt, leading everyone to exercise.

Many immortals and Buddhas were fascinated by this music that they had never seen before.

Look at the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, already shaking his legs and jumping up to the rhythm.

Six-eared macaques are also around her, alive and kicking.

The most uncomfortable one is Guanyin.

What is this called.

As soon as he turned his head, he left.

Wang Xiaohua followed her, came to a remote place, and stopped her: "Sister Guanyin, where are you going?"

"Xiaohua, you... how can you call me that?" A trace of embarrassment flashed across Guanyin's face.

Wang Xiaohua said: "Do I look very old now?"

Guanyin stared at him, if the appearance of the Buddha before, he was indeed very old, but now Wang Xiaohua in front of him is very handsome, with delicate features, he is a very handsome young man.

He asked, "What do you mean?"

Wang Xiaohua said with a smile: "If I am not very old now, then what's wrong with calling you sister?"

That's the reason.

It's just that Guanyin always feels uncomfortable. The leader of Buddhism calls his disciples sister?

This generation is in chaos.

Wang Xiaohua said: "Since you don't like dynamic music, let me show you this."

Wang Xiaohua took out his mobile phone.

Guanyin looked bewildered and asked, "What is this?"

"This is a mobile phone. Come on, I will play a great compassion mantra for you. You must like it."

(End of this chapter)

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