City: Become a discipline committee member at the beginning

Chapter 81

After the defeat, Cao Cao finally fled back.

The soldiers who came back one after another narrowly escaped death, hugging and crying loudly.

The clever boss Cao began to teach them lessons.

call……

"Who is sleeping soundly here?"

Wang Xiaohua possessed Cao Cao and knew that he was Sima Yi, so he said, "We are talking heartily here, but he fell asleep? From this point of view, this person must have climbed over the widow's wall last night."

Hahaha……

Sima Yi, who pretended to be asleep, did this deliberately. Hearing Cao Cao's words, he was stunned for a moment.

This...why is this Cao Cao so wretched?

Muscle benevolence said: "Come here, drag it down."

When he arrived in prison, Wang Xiaohua went to visit him.

"Sinner, Ma Heng sees the prime minister."

Ma Heng?

What are you pretending to be in front of me?

Wang Xiaohua picked up the Duan Ge Xing he had copied, and said, "Huh? Isn't this my Cao thief's work?"

Sima Yi pointed to the article: "It's Cao Thief's Duan Ge Xing."

Hahaha.

Not bad.

"Criminals love Cao thief so much that they can't do without Cao thief."

Wang Xiaohua said: "Are you really Ma Heng? I know you. Your name is Sima Yule, and your name is Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled vehicle."

Hahaha.

"Thieves Cao actually noticed it? That's right, go straight to Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled vehicle, it's me."

"I want too."

"Thief Cao, don't cause trouble."

Wang Xiaohua waved his hand: "Come here, drag it out and chop it up."

"Prime Minister, no."

Ok.

let him go.

When he was about to return to Xuchang, news came from Gou or that Ma Teng and Han Sui from Xiliang had assembled an army of [-] to attack Xuchang.

Here comes the horse.

Not bad.

Wang Xiaohua directly used spells and led the army back to Xuchang City.

The smart Cao Chong went to the west gate to pick me up, but the rest of the sons were still at the east gate in a foolish way.

Look at Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, Cao Zhang is here.

Wang Xiaohua said: "Since you are all here, let me ask you a question, what is my thief Cao's favorite?"

"My father loved to capture the city the most."

This is what Cao Zhang said. He is in the army, so naturally he said so.

Cao Pi thought for a while, and said: "Father loves to usurp the Han and stand on his own, and become the emperor."

Alas...

Some things should not be said indiscriminately.

To say that Cao Chong is still the smartest, he said with a smile: "Father loves wives the most."

Those who really know me are the best.

There is a famous saying from the Three Kingdoms, haven’t you heard of it?

It is called, Cao thief loves his wife, Soochow controls loli, and Shu Han is all base.

"Cao Zhi, you usually drink and write poems, why can't you guess my thoughts? From this point of view, you are just a loser."

"Father taught me."

Back to the government office.

It's time to give Sima Yi the plot of being an official.

Wang Xiaohua said: "Five years ago, I sent someone to your house. You were sitting on Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled carriage and having a great time. Therefore, I didn't bother you. Why are you here now?"

Sima Yi said: "Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled cart is not as delicious as Cao Thief's rice bowl."

This is pleasing to the ear, and it is also true.

"There is a position in my house that has been vacant, and I would like to ask you to yield."

"Oh? I don't know what position it is?"

"Son of Heaven."

Hahaha……

"Cao thief is not joking, is it?"

"I'm just joking, get out."

Sima Yi was deflated, and retreated despondently.

A few days later, Wang Xiaohua planned to kill Ma Teng, and led his army to march westward.

It's time for Ma Chao's four consecutive quality games.

As soon as he saw his father-killing enemy, Ma Chao's saliva spewed dozens of feet away.

"Cao thief, traitor, evil thief, traitor. I will eat your flesh and sleep on your skin."

Wang Xiaohua pretended to be indifferent, but he didn't scold him anyway, he just scolded Cao Cao.

Therefore, Emperor Qiao Ling shouted: "Ma'er, your voice is too low, I didn't hear you."

Ma Chao was getting angry, and now he was even more angry. He raised his voice and cursed: "Cao thief, traitor, villain, traitor. I will eat your flesh and sleep on your skin."

"Ma, have you not eaten? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you?"

kindness?
The soldiers around Cao Cao heard it clearly long ago, and they didn't forget to glance at him. Isn't this lord too cheap?
Ma Chao said angrily, "Cao thief, traitor, villain, traitor. I will eat your flesh and sleep on your skin."

"Ma'er, you are scolding me again. I haven't heard anyone scold me like that for a long time."

Obviously, this was intentional by Cao Cao. Ma Chao was so angry that his voice was almost hoarse, and he was actually teasing himself.

"Cao thief, take your life, drive..."

No, the horse is crazy.

Seeing Ma Chao with disheveled hair, he broke Cao Jun's position and chased him all the way.

"Don't worry about others, go directly to Cao thief."

"The one in the red robe is Cao Bandit, chase and kill Cao Bandit."

"The one with the long beard is Cao thief chasing and killing Cao thief."

Good guy, just as Wang Xiaohua took off his red robe, he cut off his beard again.

This Ma Chao is really brave, he is worthy of being General Shenweitian, who is regarded as a myth by the Qiang people.

"The leader is Cao Thief, hunt down Cao Thief."

As soon as this remark came out, Wang Xiaohua drew out his long sword and almost killed himself.

Well, you Ma Chao, how dare you bully me?
Run, run, drive...

This Ma Chao was in hot pursuit and threw his long spear. At the critical moment, Xu Chu, the big blue dragon, rushed out.

It is indeed my most powerful dipping sauce, Da Qinglong Xu Chu.

Wang Xiaohua fled on purpose for the sake of drama. When he arrived in the camp, he was no longer interested, so he had to choose another person to possess.

Who should I choose this time?
Turning the time wheel, we came to Liu Bei's army.

At this time, Liu Bei had just occupied Jingzhou and was about to attack the four surrounding counties.

Arrived at Guan Yu.

"General Guan, there are many defenders in Changsha, and there is veteran Huang Zhong guarding them. This time you take three thousand troops."

It was Mr. Zhuge Village who spoke.

When the opportunity came, Wang Xiaohua jumped on Guan Yu.

"No, I only bring 30 pocket knives."

what?
30?
Liu Bei was taken aback: "Yun Chang, our army is only 30 in total, where did you get [-]?"

Wang Xiaohua said arrogantly: "How can you speak here?"

……

Zhuge Liang had no choice but to say: "General Guan, do you want to give you another three thousand?"

Hahaha.

"Needless to say, all I need is a knife hand."

The 30 you just said is now another one?
Anyway, these days, there are always people saying incomprehensible things, and everyone is used to it.

Arrived outside Changsha city.

Huang Zhong stepped forward: "Why did you offend me in Changsha?"

"For the bloody battle against my wife."

kindness?
"Sister-in-law? Are you talking about Liu Bei's family members? Why are they in my city of Changsha?"

This Huang Zhong explained to him in a serious manner, but he didn't know that when Wang Xiaohua arrived in the Three Kingdoms world, he already messed up all the rhythms.

Wang Xiaohua laughed: "No need to say too much, if you don't kill Guan with a big sword, you are too old, so step back."

Hahaha……

Who knows, Huang Zhong laughed louder and more dissolutely than him, otherwise, how could he be called Huang Haha?

Just like that, Wang Xiaohua laughed.

Immediately afterwards, Huang Haha followed.

The scene was full of haha.

The prefect Han Xuan didn't understand, so he asked Wei Fangjian who was next to him: "Wei Yan, what are they doing?"

Wei Yan looked at it coldly: "Fire the arrow."

"Who told you to kill me? Bold Wei Yan, Huang Zhong hasn't come back yet?"

Han Xuan was anxious. He looked around and saw that the crossbowmen had already started to set up their bows and shoot arrows.

shhhhhh...

(End of this chapter)