Gaming comedian

Chapter 1 Ten-year Bronze I Want to Play?
Parallel World, Summer 2020.

The scene of the second match day of the first week of the LPL summer regular season.

Just now, the first BO5 match between V3 and DMO has come to an end, with DMO winning 1:0 first.

In the lounge of V5, a young man with fair complexion, handsome features and a well-proportioned figure was sitting next to the water dispenser, quietly in a daze.

He is the backup ADC of the V5 team:

Fix, whose real name is Xu Xiu.

Right in front of him, the rest of the players sat in a circle around Coach V5.

The foot god is holding a meeting with the players who have just come off the field:
"Economy leading by [-] can be overturned? Have you not woken up yet?
y4, focus on you!Your Kalista actually went to Snake Girl's W by herself? "

y4 lowered his head and replied helplessly:
"I can't help it, the snake girl on the other side has been staring at me, what can I do..."

The ground-binding effect of Snake W's skill really limits Kalista's performance.

It is indeed understandable for y4 to play such a stretched performance under the condition of Conte.

"You are the core C position! Pay more attention to your position! Move! Sigh..."

Seeing y4's innocent face, the God of Foot sighed anxiously and sadly.

The V5 team he just took over had an embarrassing record of 0 wins and 16 losses in big games and 1 win and 32 losses in small games in the spring split not long ago, ranking first in the bottom of the league.

It may only be comparable to the 2018-0 record created by the Dragons in the 40 Overwatch League.

In the new season, they have made huge personnel adjustments, just to sweep away the previous decline and stand up again!

But this game was overturned when they were leading the economy by [-], which cast a shadow over their road to victory.

As a former professional player, Foot God knows very well that once the start is unfavorable, the players will start to doubt their abilities in the middle and late stages.

If you can't get back together as soon as possible, it's likely to be like last season. In the end, all players will be completely numb after losing, and all members will be ranked, and they will not know how to win the game at all.

Just when Xu Xiu was sitting aside and still confused about the situation, the foot god suddenly came over, patted Xu Xiu on the shoulder and said:
"In the next round, you will play AD for y4, that's it!"

"Damn it? Me?" Xu Xiu pointed at himself with a puzzled look on his face.

I've only been here for ten minutes, how come I'm about to play a game?

Just ten minutes ago, he accidentally traveled to this parallel world and appeared in the lounge of V5.

Watching helplessly as V5 led by [-] in economy, it was completely overturned by two waves of DMO team battles.

According to the memory of the original owner, the original owner of this body was also named Xu Xiu.

Originally a high-segment anchor, he was invited by the V5 team and played two games in the LDL, and the results were not bad.

As an elder brother who has been in bronze and silver all year round since S1, Xu Xiu is very clear that he is not qualified to play professional games now!
Xu Xiu walked up to the coach slowly, and said to the foot god:

"But, coach, let me just say it straight, I'm a bronze! How do I play the game?"

The foot god asked back: "Are you kidding? Even if you are a rookie, you are still a professional player in the LPL!
Isn't this your dream playing opportunity?

Now I give you the chance!You do not want? "

Playing games is the original owner's business!

What's the matter with me, Xu Xiu?

Now let me play the game?

Isn't this trying to drive ducks to the shelves?

"Coach, why don't you let y4 go...or, if it's really not possible, let Weiwei go!"

right!Xu Xiu remembered, it's okay to let Weiwei play AD!
In the original world, Weiwei had been AD for a while after all!

The God of Foot replied very resolutely:
"Are you kidding me? Weiwei is going to play AD, so who will play jungle?
I have already asked the referee to make a substitution, but it cannot be changed.

Decisions made are like water poured out, never to be taken back!
You have to give it to me today! "

"But, I really only have a bronze level...I really can't do it!"

"If you mess around again, I'll make you retire on the spot!" Foot God said angrily.

y4 also came over at this time, looked at Xu Xiu and said:

"Ah Xiu, I'm really not in a good state today, this one depends on you!"

Other team members also encouraged:
"It's okay, Fix, we trust you!"

"How can a man say he can't?"

"It's rare to give you a chance to play, don't be cowardly!"

Everyone comforted Xu Xiu one after another. At this time, Shan Xiaodongbei in V5 also encouraged him in a fluent Dongbei accent:

"It's okay, Ah Xiu is old and strong, I heard that he was in the top ten of Hanbok!"

ha?My original owner is so strong?

Then go find him, don't let me come!

Seeing the trust on everyone's face, coupled with the majesty of the foot coach, Xu Xiu could no longer refuse them.

But he is very clear that with his current strength, he can't play professional at all!

He's just an ordinary bronze chicken!

what to do?I am so desperate!
At this moment, a few lines of text suddenly appeared in front of Xu Xiu:

[The e-sports comedian system starts. 】

[Host: Xu Xiu (ID: Fix)]

[When the accumulated program effect reaches 100 points, a random reward will be automatically triggered.

Please host to improve the effect of the program as much as possible.

Reminder: This system only plays an auxiliary role and will not interfere with any actions of the host.

The host can still explore more functions of the system by itself. 】

[Current program effect: 0]

[Please click to expand your hero attribute interface...]

"What the hell is this? System?"

Xu Xiu rubbed his eyes, still a little confused by the thing that appeared in front of him.

However, he has read some online novels.

This is a system that is different from the Windows system, the Android system, the digestive system, and the respiratory system.

"Could it be that God saw that I was in trouble and sent the system to help me?"

Soon, several lines of strange text appeared in front of Xu Xiu again:

[Successful shock commentary, program effect +20, current program effect 20]

[Successfully shocked the audience, program effect +50, current program effect 70]

[The popularity of the competition channel has risen slightly, the program effect is +20, and the current program effect is 90]

[The number of barrage on the competition channel increases, the program effect +20, and the current program effect is 110]

[The effect of the program reaches 100!Get a [-]-point hero proficiency exchange card!Overflow program effects will be preserved. 】

"But, what exactly is this proficiency? How is this card used?"

A lot of questions popped up in Xu Xiu's mind, but the system didn't seem to respond.

No way, Xu Xiu had no choice but to tentatively open the hero attribute interface at the bottom of the system interface...

[Your hero proficiency from high to low is as follows:

Lava Behemoth: 718/800, LV3
Shadow Stream Master: 407/800, LV3
Glory Executioner: 356/400, LV2
……

Beast Walker: 6/100, LV0
Emerald God: 4/100, LV0]

[The proficiency of all heroes from LV0~LV10 corresponds to Floating Cloud, Black Iron, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Grandmaster, King, Invincible, God Level]

[In order to facilitate understanding of this setting, here is a reference template of the real world you were in before, taking League of Legends as an example:
LV0 (floating cloud level): Adorable new players who cannot distinguish between heroes and skills are true cloud players.

Reference: Small Cannon in Hammer Form, Poppy in Cannon Form.

LV1 (Black Iron Level): All understanding of heroes is based on watching videos, and they have unique insights into heroes.

Reference: Han Ye, the anchor of Glory of Kings, scored King's 1-point Spear of Revenge in S400.

LV2 (Bronze Level): With his extraordinary understanding of heroes, he has been in the Bronze rank all year round.

Reference: Most of the low-level second picks are single-player Gale Swordsman.

LV3 (Silver): This hero can become a League of Legends streamer.

Reference: The wine barrel of the anchor Wuhu Da Sima.

……

LV7 (Grandmaster): Mastery of this hero has reached the basic requirements of a professional League of Legends player.

References: Otto's Faerie Witch, WXZ's Dramatist.

LV8 (King Level): A representative hero used by professional players, who can achieve a unique effect on the field.

Reference: Letme's Mountain Hidden Flame, ClearLove's Painful Embrace (Widow Maker).

LV9 (near god level): The proficiency of this hero already has the possibility of winning the world championship.

References: Baolan's Phantom Feather, Gimgoon's Calamity of the Sea.

LV10 (God level): The understanding and mastery of this hero has become so perfect that it has become synonymous with this hero.

References: Faker's Rune Mage (Wandering Mage), Uzi's Night Hunter.

LV10 and above: No humans who can reach this level have yet been born. 】

Surprisingly, only the hybrid beast and his child Zed are at the silver level!

The others are all below Bronze, or even cloud player level.

No, if this continues, I will definitely not be able to play the game. It seems that this proficiency exchange card can be used on a certain hero.

So Xu Xiu used this card on one of his favorite heroes...

……

At this time, on the official commentary stage, two old acquaintances, Wawa and Miller, were summing up the game that had just ended.

When the baby learned from the director that V5 was going to be replaced, she frowned and said:

"Oh? I just got the news that the next V5 took the initiative to choose the red side, replaced y4, and activated the AD rookie Fix."

Miller froze for a moment: "Fix? I heard that he was urgently promoted to play in the LPL just after he played two games in the LDL."

Wawa suddenly smirked and said, "Hey, it's said that Fix will have a miraculous effect on the stage!"

"Huh? So amazing?"

"Then let's take a break and come back later to watch the second match between V5 and DMO!"

When the barrage masters heard the news, they all said V5 pills:

"Coach V5 started to randomly roll the dice again."

"What's so good about two bottom teams?"

"Y4 is such a dish, it should have been changed a long time ago!"

"An anchor like Fix can play professionally? Then V5 has gone far this season."

"You can obviously rely on your face to make a living, but you still have to rely on your skills. Are these people who have dreams?"

"Fix is ​​not here to be a vase, is it?"

……

At this time Xu Xiu was still sitting by the water dispenser in the lounge, alone in a daze.

How to do?
Do I really want to go up and play?

Does this system really work?

Suddenly, the coach's shout came from outside the lounge door, startling Xu Xiu:
"Ah Xiu! The second round is about to start, ready to play!"

The foot god came over and said to Xu Xiu privately:

"Which hero are you going to use? I will try to make tactics around you then."

Seeing the serious expression on the coach's face, Xu Xiu didn't know which hero he should play.

Because he felt that he didn't have a single hero that he could handle!
If I had to say it, it might just be the one that was just upgraded.

Xu Xiu swallowed, clasped his hands together, and said to the foot god:
"Coach, let me play Yasuo! Yasuo is a thief!"

　Newcomers and new books, please collect, ask for recommendations, ask for book lists, ask for all kinds of support!
　　The little one kowtows to everyone here! orz
　　Attached are some little knowledge about V5:

　　V5's head coach during the 2020 LPL Summer Split is Assassin, a former mid laner for the King team and RNG team, and an old partner with mlxg.

　　On the road Biubiu, once with SN on the road Bin and called "Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young".

　　The jungler Weiwei has transformed from a jungler to an AD and then returned to the jungler position.

　　Mole in the middle, who swayed wildly during the V2020 losing streak in the 5 Spring Split, is currently the only player in the LPL who has played in all five positions.

　　Bot lane y4, who was RNG's ADC during the S7 Spring Split and the Intercontinental Split.

　　The assistant ppgod has a large number of fans abroad, because the English meaning of the player's name...is very special.

　　This article is a parallel world, please do not bring it into it, it is mainly funny, just for fun, and the dog's head will save your life.

　　


(End of this chapter)