Gaming comedian

Chapter 3 Happy Man, Happy is the end

Blue Party DMO: Crocodile, Spider, Tsar, Ezreal, Thresh

Red Fang V5: Monkey, Troll, Clockwork, Yasuo, Barrel

The match begins!
Xu Xiu controlled his hero so nervously that he forgot to buy equipment when he just went out.

Miller on the commentary platform said: "Eh? It seems that our rookie is a little nervous! He actually forgot to bring out his equipment when we went out! Can a teammate remind him?"

Wawa also laughed and said, "Haha, after all, it's the first time for a rookie to come to the LPL arena, so it's inevitable that he will be nervous.

Let's talk about it, I have chosen the bot lane combination of Wine Barrel and Yasuo. If you press me in the early stage, press me.

Anyway, after I reach level [-], there will be a wave that takes away your abilities! "

The other teammates all stood in a traditional long snake formation, carefully shaking in the shape of a Z to avoid being hit by flying props that suddenly flew out from somewhere.

Xu Xiu, however, stood blankly in the grass near the river in the middle road, not noticing the approaching danger at all.

"I didn't see the crocodile on the other side of the river on the road, so be careful to be surrounded by them when you go down the road."

"I'll put an eye behind the blue buff, eh? Why didn't you make a disguise, Axiu?"

"Hahahahaha, Ah Xiu, you actually forgot to pretend! Don't be nervous! Just treat it as a Rank!"

There were good-natured laughter from the other team members, and Xu Xiu quickly stood still and pressed the button to return to the city.

At this moment, a green hook suddenly flew over from the dark place, stunned Xu Xiu!

Then Thresh flew over, and Xu Xiu was stunned by spiders and crocodiles one after another.

Xu Xiu was directly connected to death by the perfect control skill, without any reaction time.

"Sell it! We are too weak in the first-level regiment!"

Seeing this, the other teammates also gave up trying to rescue him.

First blood!

After Xu Xiu sent out blood at the speed of light, he couldn't help but sigh:
This, this, this... is this the professional arena?
Their cooperation is too good, right?

I can't even press Blink!
The doll smiled and said: "Oh, Fix is ​​so young this time!"

Miller added: "DMO seems to be prepared!
They peeked in the grass and saw Fix's position in advance. This wave really educated the young people!
The head is still given to the opponent's ADC, and life in the bottom lane is even more difficult. "

At this time, another taunt came from the barrage:
"This nt Yasuo is really against the sky."

"Isn't this newcomer just a vase?"

"Is LPL so easy to get into? Isn't it just giving first blood? I can do it myself!"

"Where did you dig this Fix? Bury it."

"Otto's lingering poison seems to have lasted throughout the spring split, and it has continued into the summer split."

But Xu Xiu didn't panic at all, because his unintentional move successfully created the effect of the show:
[Successfully shocked the audience, program effect +50, current program effect 90]

According to this speed, you can get new rewards soon!

Xu Xiu found that he only needs to continue to create program effects to make his skills advance by leaps and bounds!
For a period of time after the outbreak of the first blood, the two sides were temporarily calm, and there was no outbreak of heads.

The spider gank a wave in the middle of the road, and caught the monkey and the flash of the clockwork.

Fortunately, our own trolls also responded by catching the opponent's Czar's flash in the middle.

However, due to the combination of DMO spider and crocodile being very strong in the first half, and the Tsar pushes the line very fast, and the bottom lane also has no line rights due to short hands.

Therefore, as mentioned during BP, this is a lineup with no line rights in three lanes, and it all depends on the team battle lineup.

By 8 minutes, DMO's Ezreal had already replenished 70 pawns, while Xu Xiu's Yasuo could barely make up 40 pawns.

Replenishment is so difficult!

As a bronze player, Xu Xiu didn't want to replenish soldiers at all, he just wanted to fight!
Only those who survived are eligible to replenish troops!
This is the awareness of bronze players!

But whenever Xu Xiu wanted to use E to consume the opponent, he was directly disabled by the opponent's Ezreal WEQ set of skills, and all of them were hit!

Xu Xiu sighed: Is this the laning details of professional players?

"Axiu, don't be impulsive! Let's develop first!" Assistant ppgod reminded.

Well, it's better to replenish troops honestly.

Xu Xiu and his assistant ppgod were pinned down under the tower, not only had to eat the tower knife with difficulty, but also kept avoiding the indiscriminate bombing from Ezreal and Thresh's various flying props.

At this time, ppgod saw that the jungler had just stolen the six birds on the opposite side, so he said:
"Me and Yasuo are both at level 6. We have vision in the dragon area on the opposite side. The triangle grass should have no eyesight. Weiwei, you can come and try it!"

After hearing the news, Weiwei hurriedly bypassed Xiaolong's field of vision from the opposite red area, and stood by in the triangular grass.

At this moment, Wawa said: "This wave of Weiwei seems to have an idea! It seems that the bottom lane duo hasn't discovered it yet?"

"Weiwei bypassed Xiaolong's field of vision and came from the blue side's red zone, the team battle was about to start!

But the spider should also know that his F6 has been stolen! "

From the audience's perspective, just after the DMO spider discovered that the six birds he had just refreshed were stolen, he quickly realized that the troll should have been in his lower half of the jungle.

At the same time, DMO's bot lane duo started to head back to their towers.

"I opened it, I opened it!"

The auxiliary wine barrel found a chance and E dodged to the opponent's duo.

Ezreal successfully used flash and E to return to the tower, leaving a support person in place.

The moment Xu Xiu saw the prompt line of Yasuo's ult, he frantically pressed the R button to keep up!
Weiwei, the jungler, asked: "Can it be a second? Can it be a second? One first!"

At the same time, the TP from the DMO Desert Emperor and his own clockwork monsters are on at the same time to support the bot lane!

"Hey! The Tsar's perfect big move pushed Yasuo and the wine barrel back to the tower! The spider flashed and cocooned Yasuo! This wave of V5 may be defeated!"

Miller sighed helplessly: "At this time, winding the TP seems to have no effect! Now V5 can go one by one."

"This wave of V5 has given too many skills to Thresh! Look at the E flash R with the wine barrel, Yasuo's R, and the troll's pillar. As a result, V5 has no follow-up skills!"

Although Thresh was quickly dropped in seconds, V5 was played a wave of 1 for 3, the bottom duo and the jungler were all killed, and DMO took Xiaolong.

"Hey, this wave of Yasuo's 0-2 has absolutely no room for development. It also forced the only well-developed Xiaodongbei to come out! V5 is directly behind by [-] economy!"

At this time, God of Foot looked at Xu Xiu's performance on the screen, wishing to rush to the scene and send him a series of question marks in person.

Is this the Yasuo you're talking about playing sneakily?

Isn't this the end?
Seeing his performance, Xu Xiu also began to doubt his life.

This is the master level that the system said?
Is this what the system calls professional standards?
How do you feel that my performance is no different from that of the bronze game?

[Shocking the coach again, the program effect is +20, and the current program effect is 110. 】

[Successfully shocked myself, the effect of the program is +20, and the effect of the current program is 130. 】

[The effect of the program reaches 100!Get Hero Proficiency Upgrade Cards!Remaining program effects: 30]

Nani?Still shocked yourself by this kind of operation?
But since I got a hero proficiency upgrade card, I can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor!
Xu Xiu used this upgrade card on Yasuo again.

[Storm Swordsman: 12800/25600, LV8]

This time it is LV8, king level. I don't know if this is worthy of the name or just a number.

Please, system, please help me!
While Xu Xiu was praying, he worked hard to replenish troops and grow, as if the whisper of the devil sounded in his ears:

Next, I will turn on the king mode.

(End of this chapter)