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Chapter 45 E-sports doesn't need a girlfriend!
Chapter 45 E-sports doesn't need a girlfriend!
[Program effect +1200! 】
[Get 10 skill points! 】
[Get a random hero proficiency gift pack! 】
[Get 1 bonus red envelope with random face value! 】
Xu Xiu watched this wave of commentary soaring 1200 points. On the surface, he made an expression of resignation and remorse as if he lost 1 yuan in a gambling game, but he was very peaceful in his heart, and even secretly happy.
Hey, anyway, I got the bonus red envelope!
And not just one, but two!
A bonus red envelope was also played in the previous game.
As long as the bonuses offered can fill the red envelopes sent to the audience, this is a win-win situation!
[You opened a bonus red envelope with a random denomination and got 5192 yuan! 】
[You opened a bonus red envelope with a random denomination and got 6066 yuan! 】
After about a few seconds, Xu Xiu received a text message from the bank on his mobile phone:
"[China Commercial Bank] Your bank card ending in 1086 received a transfer record of 11258.00 yuan, please pay attention to check it."
comfortable.
You may make money in this wave, but I will definitely not lose money!
At this time, Xu Xiu's mother, Liang Yanqiu, called from downstairs:
"Ah Xiu, let's go downstairs for dinner!"
This time point is just right, neither will I quarrel with my mother because the game cannot be paused, nor will it cause a live broadcast accident due to the midway download.
"Brothers, today's live broadcast ends here first, let's see each other tomorrow."
Turn off the live streaming software and go downstairs.
On the way downstairs, Xu Xiu had already smelled the tangy aroma of braised crucian carp coming from downstairs.
Of course, the dinner prepared by Liang Yanqiu is not limited to these, there are also West Lake beef soup, scrambled eggs with green peppers, and pork knuckle with soy sauce.
While some were immediately obvious from a nearby deli, it could be seen that his parents really cared for him.
Xu Xiu picked up the chopsticks and was about to start, Liang Yanqiu interrupted with disgust:
"Hey~ I just touched the mouse and keyboard, go wash your hands! Then wash the chopsticks again!
How many times have I said, wash your hands after touching the mouse and keyboard, how dirty it is! "
I don’t know from which marketing account my mother learned the useless little knowledge, but she actually said that the mouse and keyboard are the dirtiest things, and the amount of bacteria attached to them is similar to that of the kitchen sink and bathroom toilet.
There is even a super exaggerated saying that eating without washing your hands after touching the mouse and keyboard is equivalent to drinking a glass of toilet water.
As a professional player, I do the cleaning and care of the mouse and keyboard every day!Not so exaggerated, right?
Xu Chengdong said: "Hey, it's not that serious. My son's resistance is very strong when he grows up. There's no need to be afraid of this, just pay attention occasionally."
Liang Yanqiu also retorted: "How can you not pay attention? Our son was weak and sick when he was a child, and he grew up smoothly because I watched him do personal hygiene every day. Now that he is an adult, don't pay attention?"
"Boys are born with strong resistance, so you don't need to be as careful as you girls."
"What is 'our girls'? What happened to our girls? Do you have an opinion?"
Xu Chengdong hastily cast a sloppy eye:
"It's okay, it's okay, Ash, you better wash your hands and pay attention to hygiene."
After his father compromised, Xu Xiu still went to the bathroom to wash his hands.
It is not difficult to find the reason for this dispute between his parents from the memory of the original owner.
The first half of Xu Chengdong's life was also considered rough. Before the age of 30, he experienced an immature marriage, and found a woman with similar status to him in his previous company to be his husband and wife.
However, after getting married, it is always difficult to agree between the two no matter the big or small things, especially the woman is a very extreme feminist, who thinks that a man should obey his wife's command unconditionally and hand over all the money he earns to her. This made Xu Chengdong a little intolerable.
In the end, the woman cheated him severely for her own career, and exposed all his handles, which caused an uproar in the company. Xu Chengdong was forced to resign and divorced the woman.
This marriage can be regarded as his shadow. From then on, he began to believe in what Confucius said, "Only women and villains are difficult to raise. If they are close, they will not be inferior, and if they are far away, they will complain." Trust women who have their own careers.
This also caused him to have some "male chauvinism", thinking that he should find a woman who is easy to control, his wife should take care of the children honestly, the career should be in charge of the man, and the woman can only do a small part-time job at most.
After the divorce and being single for a few years, he found a former classmate to start a business together. Finally, his career made progress and he wanted to start a family.
So in the end, she found Liang Yanqiu, who was relatively easy to "control" and conservative in thinking, as his wife, and bought her a commercial house in the community to start some small businesses.
Liang Yanqiu can also be regarded as acquiescing to Xu Chengdong's three views. Under Xu Chengdong's arrangement, he takes care of the two children while opening a shop to earn some pocket money. Anyway, it must be enough for the family's daily expenses.
When it comes to major matters such as children's education and tuition fees, buying a house or even changing computers, Xu Chengdong usually makes decisions alone, and Liang Yanqiu basically agrees with his decision by default.
Although there are occasional differences in daily life, after all, it is considered harmonious after 20 years, and after having two children, it is enough to take care of the children and work, and there is no time to quarrel.
So Liang Yanqiu let Xu Chengdong make the decisions on some major issues, and Xu Chengdong basically turned a blind eye to the trivial daily matters.
After Xu Xiu washed his hands and sat back to his seat, he picked up the chopsticks and started directly.
Xu Chengdong stopped the chopsticks in his hand, looked at Xu Xiu with concern and asked:
"How is life on the e-sports team? Are you still used to food and housing? How do other teammates get along?"
Xu Xiu replied routinely: "It's not bad, the cafeteria is very good, and occasionally we go out for dinner or something, and the teammates are also very good, they take good care of me."
"Oh, that's right." Xu Chengdong nodded thoughtfully, "I heard that the Victory Five club you went to is owned by the gambling king's son. It seemed to have been in the news a few days ago!"
Liang Yanqiu expressed surprise: "King of Gamblers? You won't lead Ah Xiu into trouble, right? Ah Xiu, don't get involved in gambling!"
Xu Xiu quickly explained: "Oh, Mom, it's not as serious as you think. It's just a regular club, just like the NBA Rockets."
"Don't get too close to them! Most of the things related to gambling are not good. Your aunt's child lost millions in gambling. The family sold the house to pay off the debt, and his wife dumped him! You can't go ahead." His footsteps!"
Xu Chengdong had a smirk on his face: "Hey, speaking of dating, Ah Xiu, do you have a dating?"
Xu Xiu shook his head and said, "No."
"Dad also knows about the e-sports industry. After all, you have inherited my high-quality genes. You are handsome. If you pay attention to creating a character, you can easily gain a large number of female fans without grades..."
Liang Yanqiu interrupted right away: "Shameless! You have inherited your high-quality genes. They say that the son follows the mother, and the good-looking son is entirely due to my relationship, okay?"
"Don't interrupt, let's talk about serious business!" Xu Chengdong ignored Xu Xiu's mother's words and continued to ask, "How about my son, if you have a match, you can try it everywhere."
Xu Xiu didn't think twice, and resolutely refused:
"No! Esports doesn't need a girlfriend!"
(End of this chapter)
[Program effect +1200! 】
[Get 10 skill points! 】
[Get a random hero proficiency gift pack! 】
[Get 1 bonus red envelope with random face value! 】
Xu Xiu watched this wave of commentary soaring 1200 points. On the surface, he made an expression of resignation and remorse as if he lost 1 yuan in a gambling game, but he was very peaceful in his heart, and even secretly happy.
Hey, anyway, I got the bonus red envelope!
And not just one, but two!
A bonus red envelope was also played in the previous game.
As long as the bonuses offered can fill the red envelopes sent to the audience, this is a win-win situation!
[You opened a bonus red envelope with a random denomination and got 5192 yuan! 】
[You opened a bonus red envelope with a random denomination and got 6066 yuan! 】
After about a few seconds, Xu Xiu received a text message from the bank on his mobile phone:
"[China Commercial Bank] Your bank card ending in 1086 received a transfer record of 11258.00 yuan, please pay attention to check it."
comfortable.
You may make money in this wave, but I will definitely not lose money!
At this time, Xu Xiu's mother, Liang Yanqiu, called from downstairs:
"Ah Xiu, let's go downstairs for dinner!"
This time point is just right, neither will I quarrel with my mother because the game cannot be paused, nor will it cause a live broadcast accident due to the midway download.
"Brothers, today's live broadcast ends here first, let's see each other tomorrow."
Turn off the live streaming software and go downstairs.
On the way downstairs, Xu Xiu had already smelled the tangy aroma of braised crucian carp coming from downstairs.
Of course, the dinner prepared by Liang Yanqiu is not limited to these, there are also West Lake beef soup, scrambled eggs with green peppers, and pork knuckle with soy sauce.
While some were immediately obvious from a nearby deli, it could be seen that his parents really cared for him.
Xu Xiu picked up the chopsticks and was about to start, Liang Yanqiu interrupted with disgust:
"Hey~ I just touched the mouse and keyboard, go wash your hands! Then wash the chopsticks again!
How many times have I said, wash your hands after touching the mouse and keyboard, how dirty it is! "
I don’t know from which marketing account my mother learned the useless little knowledge, but she actually said that the mouse and keyboard are the dirtiest things, and the amount of bacteria attached to them is similar to that of the kitchen sink and bathroom toilet.
There is even a super exaggerated saying that eating without washing your hands after touching the mouse and keyboard is equivalent to drinking a glass of toilet water.
As a professional player, I do the cleaning and care of the mouse and keyboard every day!Not so exaggerated, right?
Xu Chengdong said: "Hey, it's not that serious. My son's resistance is very strong when he grows up. There's no need to be afraid of this, just pay attention occasionally."
Liang Yanqiu also retorted: "How can you not pay attention? Our son was weak and sick when he was a child, and he grew up smoothly because I watched him do personal hygiene every day. Now that he is an adult, don't pay attention?"
"Boys are born with strong resistance, so you don't need to be as careful as you girls."
"What is 'our girls'? What happened to our girls? Do you have an opinion?"
Xu Chengdong hastily cast a sloppy eye:
"It's okay, it's okay, Ash, you better wash your hands and pay attention to hygiene."
After his father compromised, Xu Xiu still went to the bathroom to wash his hands.
It is not difficult to find the reason for this dispute between his parents from the memory of the original owner.
The first half of Xu Chengdong's life was also considered rough. Before the age of 30, he experienced an immature marriage, and found a woman with similar status to him in his previous company to be his husband and wife.
However, after getting married, it is always difficult to agree between the two no matter the big or small things, especially the woman is a very extreme feminist, who thinks that a man should obey his wife's command unconditionally and hand over all the money he earns to her. This made Xu Chengdong a little intolerable.
In the end, the woman cheated him severely for her own career, and exposed all his handles, which caused an uproar in the company. Xu Chengdong was forced to resign and divorced the woman.
This marriage can be regarded as his shadow. From then on, he began to believe in what Confucius said, "Only women and villains are difficult to raise. If they are close, they will not be inferior, and if they are far away, they will complain." Trust women who have their own careers.
This also caused him to have some "male chauvinism", thinking that he should find a woman who is easy to control, his wife should take care of the children honestly, the career should be in charge of the man, and the woman can only do a small part-time job at most.
After the divorce and being single for a few years, he found a former classmate to start a business together. Finally, his career made progress and he wanted to start a family.
So in the end, she found Liang Yanqiu, who was relatively easy to "control" and conservative in thinking, as his wife, and bought her a commercial house in the community to start some small businesses.
Liang Yanqiu can also be regarded as acquiescing to Xu Chengdong's three views. Under Xu Chengdong's arrangement, he takes care of the two children while opening a shop to earn some pocket money. Anyway, it must be enough for the family's daily expenses.
When it comes to major matters such as children's education and tuition fees, buying a house or even changing computers, Xu Chengdong usually makes decisions alone, and Liang Yanqiu basically agrees with his decision by default.
Although there are occasional differences in daily life, after all, it is considered harmonious after 20 years, and after having two children, it is enough to take care of the children and work, and there is no time to quarrel.
So Liang Yanqiu let Xu Chengdong make the decisions on some major issues, and Xu Chengdong basically turned a blind eye to the trivial daily matters.
After Xu Xiu washed his hands and sat back to his seat, he picked up the chopsticks and started directly.
Xu Chengdong stopped the chopsticks in his hand, looked at Xu Xiu with concern and asked:
"How is life on the e-sports team? Are you still used to food and housing? How do other teammates get along?"
Xu Xiu replied routinely: "It's not bad, the cafeteria is very good, and occasionally we go out for dinner or something, and the teammates are also very good, they take good care of me."
"Oh, that's right." Xu Chengdong nodded thoughtfully, "I heard that the Victory Five club you went to is owned by the gambling king's son. It seemed to have been in the news a few days ago!"
Liang Yanqiu expressed surprise: "King of Gamblers? You won't lead Ah Xiu into trouble, right? Ah Xiu, don't get involved in gambling!"
Xu Xiu quickly explained: "Oh, Mom, it's not as serious as you think. It's just a regular club, just like the NBA Rockets."
"Don't get too close to them! Most of the things related to gambling are not good. Your aunt's child lost millions in gambling. The family sold the house to pay off the debt, and his wife dumped him! You can't go ahead." His footsteps!"
Xu Chengdong had a smirk on his face: "Hey, speaking of dating, Ah Xiu, do you have a dating?"
Xu Xiu shook his head and said, "No."
"Dad also knows about the e-sports industry. After all, you have inherited my high-quality genes. You are handsome. If you pay attention to creating a character, you can easily gain a large number of female fans without grades..."
Liang Yanqiu interrupted right away: "Shameless! You have inherited your high-quality genes. They say that the son follows the mother, and the good-looking son is entirely due to my relationship, okay?"
"Don't interrupt, let's talk about serious business!" Xu Chengdong ignored Xu Xiu's mother's words and continued to ask, "How about my son, if you have a match, you can try it everywhere."
Xu Xiu didn't think twice, and resolutely refused:
"No! Esports doesn't need a girlfriend!"
(End of this chapter)
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