Gaming comedian

Chapter 5 Young people, don't talk about martial arts!

"What's Fix doing? There's no V5 vision!" Miller exclaimed.

At this moment, Xu Xiu crossed the pawn line in front of his own high ground and walked along the middle road to the front of the DMO crowd.

At this time, all DMO staff immediately decided to cancel the return to the city and prepare to start fishing.

At this moment, the next wave of troops has arrived in front of Xu Xiu!

Seeing the pawn line, Xu Xiu prepared to go up again, which frightened his teammates quite a bit.

"Axiu, you went too deep!"

"Ah Xiu, don't you see the person across from you? There's no vision there!"

The other team members also hurriedly chased after him.

At this moment, DMO's Thresh flashed Q from the grass, but he was a step too slow, and was dodged by Xu Xiu's E skill!

Angrily, Thresh resorted to a set of three yellow stars:
Flash QER!

But all empty!
When Xu Xiu saw the four burly men suddenly appearing behind Thresh, his heart sank.

It's over, I'm going to send it again.

Xu Xiu, who was about to press Blink to escape, actually pressed 3 in a panic, and inserted a real eye in place!
It doesn't matter if the eye is inserted, when the crocodile was about to bite Xu Xiu with a flash of red anger W, it ended up hitting the eye by mistake!

If the director played back, this wave must be particularly funny.

Miller was shocked and said: "I'm going, did you see it just now, the crocodile flashed W seems to have made a mistake!"

The doll laughed and said: "This Fix has no martial ethics! He actually inserted an eye in place!
Is this the mentality of engaging in DMO?Why is this person? "

The DMO team members also became angry, obviously this person is such a good guy, obviously he is giving away this wave!

How can we let him act recklessly on our heads?
Taking a step back, the more you think about it, the more angry you become, no, this wave must kill him!

DMO collectively rushed in front of Xu Xiu!

Just now, another wave of soldiers slowly came over.

Xu Xiu frantically clicked the mouse and keyboard in a panic. The ignorant are fearless, and when he saw a target, he went crazy and it was over.

As long as I get E fast enough, the question marks from my teammates won't be able to catch up with me!

Just using the enemy's minions as a displacement, as if triggering some muscle memory, he avoided most of the non-directional skills gracefully.

EZ didn't get any Q, and Thresh hit a wave of three yellow stars!
So that it can hold for ten seconds.

Successfully dragged teammates over to support!

Teammates also expressed shock when they saw Xu Xiu's operation. How come it has only been a few minutes and it feels like Yasuo's operation is like that of a different person?
Xiao Dongbei's Clockwork quickly flashed up and gave Yasuo a ball: "I'll give you the ball! Just shoot!"

"I'm here, I'm here!"

Xu Xiu successfully played the EQ flash R combo, and cooperated with the clockwork monster's big move to kill the opponent's double C in an instant!

Double Kill!

DMO collapsed in an instant!

Teammates praised him one after another:
"Nice! Ah Xiu! This wave is too ruthless!"

"Nice! Get ready to take the little dragon!"

"This wave simply doesn't treat the opponent as a human being!"

Xu Xiu is still immersed in the operation he just performed:
How many skills did I hide just now?This wave is so handsome to me!

But Xu Xiu himself still had some doubts.

In the beginning, it was obvious that she just wanted to go up when she saw Xiaobing, how did she become Tianxiu?
Then what exactly did I do, even I didn't understand it very well.

Isn't it just a matter of pressing EEE, then QAQ and then EQFR?
These operations were all done subconsciously by Xu Xiu in a panic, as if he didn't think too much about it...

Xu Xiu's operation was interpreted by the doll to have a new meaning:
"Wow, our rookie Fix played really well in the team battle just now...

I think Yasuo's mentality has been manipulated by DMO this wave.

V5 knew that if they let them go in this wave, it would be impossible to fight. Yasuo deliberately came up to sell the wave! "

Miller echoed: "Yes! The normal way of thinking is:

Why did Yasuo, who didn't have a 1-4 in a three-piece suit, show it in front of me?
What are you pretending to be?I'm going to kill you!
He, the little soldier E, really engages in mentality when he walks on his face. "

"Then we can see that when you walk up to Yasuo's face in the C position in the team battle, the clockwork flashes up and puts a ball on Yasuo, and then the big move Boom explodes in an instant!"

"This wave also caused V5 to hold back, but the economy is still [-] behind in real terms. Let's see how DMO makes decisions."

At this time, after listening to Baby Miller's analysis, the words "66666" and "I'm sorry Yasuo" were written on the bullet screen.

[Shock teammates, program effect +20. 】

[Shocking commentary, program effect +20. 】

[Shocking the audience, the program effect +50. 】

[The effect of the program reaches 100!Get a random hero proficiency gift pack!Remaining program effects: 40]

Xu Xiu also looked at the system prompt in his eyes, secretly delighted in his heart.

It turns out that this is the effect of the show!
As long as I do some showy operations, I can achieve an explosive program effect!
But what is this random hero proficiency gift pack?
Let's not worry about that much, just concentrate on playing the game first, if we can win this game, the effect of the show will really explode!
At this time, the teammates also expressed their trust in Xu Xiu:
"Ah Xiu, your Yasuo is too ruthless! Better than mine!"

"When you gave first blood before, you thought you were a dish, but I didn't expect you to be hiding your clumsiness!"

Xiao Dongbei said bluntly: "Axiu, come on, I'll fill up your shield! Just rush in and operate it!"

At this time, the DMO Dragon Soul team battle was about to start, and the assistant ppgod specially made an eye on the blue triangle grass.

DMO took the lead in standing up and preparing to open the dragon.

"I'm TP, I'm TP!"

On the top road, Biubiu used Wukong to circle the back TP from the position of the triangle grass, while the other four were above the dragon pit.

Havoc!

The monkey flashed into the arena and began to amplify his moves. The desert emperor was blown away before he could push out the wall of the forbidden army!

Soon when Xu Xiu saw the four ult indicator lines, he pressed R without thinking, and followed up with the wind-up ball ult, and the skills were seamlessly connected!
Blast of the wind!
Shockwave!
The live broadcast room sent congratulatory messages one after another:
"Why is Ezreal's name 'Knock Flying'?"

"V5 perfect team battle! Ye Qingjie!"

"Just came over from Overwatch next door, I heard that V5 is going to win?"

"Where's the one who just said he had diarrhea while standing on his head? Take off your pants and come out for the live broadcast!"

V5 was invincible in the team battle with the opponent's double C in seconds, killing the opponent's four people, leaving only one spider, who was already unable to fight alone.

The picturesque team battle made Miller shout excitedly: "Oh! The perfect team battle of V5! It's about to come back!"

"Yes!
The Tsar still has 20 seconds to revive!

The demolition of the base is over!
The spider has no way to stop the advancement of the V5 crowd!
Let's congratulate V5!

The two sides battled to a 1:1 tie.

Wonderful! "

Miller praised: "Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, our rookie player Fix stood up!

Going in and out seven times in front of five people is just like Chang Shan Zhao Zilong!

Lead the team to two consecutive team battle victories! "

Xu Xiu, who had just stood up from his seat, walked to the lounge and felt a little embarrassed after hearing the praise from Wawa and Miller.

Have you really become stronger?
At the same time, in front of Xu Xiu, the system menu also popped up a few new lines of prompts:

[Shocking commentary, program effect +20. 】

[The heat of the event is rising, and the program effect is +20. 】

[The number of bullet screens increases, the program effect +20]

[The effect of the program reaches 100!Get random special effects (beginner)!Remaining program effects: 0]

(End of this chapter)