sing to the boss

Chapter 1 Before life begins, I put on women's clothes first.

Inside the room, Tsing Yi was sitting on the bed in monotonous pajamas, his eyes were a little blurred, he glanced at the familiar yet unfamiliar room, and the chaotic memories in his mind made him bewildered.

Shake his head.

"Where is this?"

Looking around the room, the wallpaper is mainly blue, supplemented by ink, and there are a few posters of virtual characters on it, but they look very strange.

On the desk next to the bed, apart from the computer, there are hand-made items.

Isn't this the house you lived in when you didn't move seven years ago?

Throwing off the quilt, Tsing Yi got out of the bed, followed the instinct of the body and came to the fitting mirror next to the closet, and stopped.

In the mirror, there is a young man with a clean and delicate appearance. His face, which has not been baptized by society, is still a bit green, as if he just got up. The confusion in his eyes makes him look like a ghost.

After pondering for a while, Tsing Yi scratched his hair, messing it up violently as if not enjoying himself, who the hell told him what happened?

Tsing Yi, originally 26 years old, a social moth, has two forms, one is salted fish.[-]. The salted fish turned over.

And the body in front of him is obviously what he looked like ten years ago.

and many more……

After complaining here, Tsing Yi thought about it carefully, there was no car accident, no electric shock, nor was he struck by lightning, he simply fell asleep, fell in love with someone else's goddess, and then took off?
Make sense.

It's too casual, isn't it?
"Ding!"

"It is detected that the host is awake, the system automatically completes the binding, the specific information is checked by the host, and the first task is now issued."

【See you】

Task introduction: Because the system consumes too much energy after binding the host, the host needs to collect reputation points to provide the system to operate. Therefore, the host is asked to submit an original song video on station D, and all production materials have been provided to the host.

Difficulty: 0
Task time limit: 12h
Task reward: Points × 50
Failure penalty:

1. Women's clothing releases house dance videos.

2. Become Help Her!

3. Transgender!
(Note: One of the above three points is randomly selected as a penalty.)
Task evaluation: If such a simple task cannot be completed, what is the use of you? !

Tsing Yi was dumbfounded.

WTF?

Just after all the data was received by him, Tsing Yi almost uttered a national curse.

"System, come out, come here, come here, see my hand? Believe it or not, I slapped you until you can't take care of yourself???" The sleepy man in Tsing Yi was scared away by the sudden evil spirit, and said with a dark face , "It's fine if you forcefully bind me, and let me take the blame?"

Three fatal questions were thrown out in a row.

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures."

Do you think this thing is irritating? !
Tsing Yi couldn't help but gave a dead fish eye, this shameless strength, who did I learn from!
Is the salted fish moving or is it a salted fish?
He is a big man, he must be tough!
Labor and capital will not do it, what do you like.

Qing Yi pulled his head and snorted softly.

Run three is still a child!
Then, the next second, he was a little dumbfounded.

Because at the moment when the thought fell, Tsing Yi found that the pajamas on his body had turned into particles of light in front of his eyes, and then condensed into a gothic dress with black and red plaid, and the cotton slippers under his feet were also It turned into black boots, and the short hair on the head gradually grew longer, automatically tied into two ponytails, and a slanted bang covering most of the face was formed between the forehead.

Tsing Yi: "..."

System Dad, you win.

Looking in the mirror, it is obvious that he is a combination of spiritual clothes and regular clothes. Qing Yi's legs are a little weak.

Raise the white flag on the spot!
After all, he has been in the two-dimensional circle for several years, and he still has some ideas in his heart.

Looking at the delicate girl in the mirror, Tsing Yi rubbed his face, with his sickly fair complexion and evil eyes, he almost knelt down and licked himself.

"Ignorant mortal~"

A voice from the system that couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman came from the system. For some reason, it felt a little obscene.

"You won, change back, I admit cowardly."

Although he doesn't reject women's clothing and has a little sensibility, but what the hell, if one day the system goes into a convulsion and he transforms into a women's clothing on the main road, then there will be something for fun.

"Because the host doesn't take this system seriously, this punishment will last for 72 hours. I wish the host a happy life~"

Then, there was no sound.

Leaving the petrified body in Tsing Yi messy in the wind.

Hey Hey hey!
……

Sitting in front of the computer, Tsing Yi stared blankly at the panel made of particles of light that only he could see, speechless for a long time.

【Almighty Assist System】

Host: Tsing Yi

Permissions: 0 (0/1)

Points: 0
Reputation value: 21435
Item: Novice Gift Pack
……

Almighty assist system?

I'm afraid it's the joy of the Almighty Pricking Heart System!

"Open the novice gift bag."

A lot of information has clearly appeared in the mind, and the system has not appeared again, as if it has really fallen into a deep sleep.

After a short trial period, I feel comfortable using it.

【Ding! 】

[The host opens the novice gift package, and gets SR-level singing card x 1, audio & ;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp; video post-production automatic generator × 1, charming voice × 1, points × 10]

Tsing Yi's face showed no fluctuations. According to the piss and ways of this hot chicken system, the novice gift pack should basically contain these things.

At this moment, he gradually accepted his current dress.

Both parents are busy, they have a car and a house, but unfortunately they are missing a younger sister and one less orthopedic bed.

So even if it's three days, as long as he doesn't go out, there's nothing wrong with it.

It's a holiday now, luckily he doesn't have many friends, if an acquaintance sees him like this, he doesn't mind giving him a Jio to send him to talk about life with the Buddha.

This is the outfit after being transformed by the system, and because his height has not yet reached the period when his height will suddenly increase, he is only in his early 1.6 meters.

It looks...it really has such a sickly taste.

bah bah bah!
Can't help but turn a blind eye again, Tsing Yi took out a few novice items from the backpack that came with the system.

[SR grade singing cards]

Grade: 4
How to use: The holder can crush it himself.

(Remarks: After using the SR-level singing skills card, the user's own singing skills will be directly upgraded to SR-level, but the later adaptation still needs to be adjusted by the user himself, otherwise the singing skills will still flow back.)
Without thinking much, he glanced at the half-palm-sized gray-black card with a golden microphone printed on it, and crushed it directly.

wait.

Of course.

3 minute later.

Tsing Yi blinked suspiciously, it didn't work?
"Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Tried howling a few words, emmmmm, is it useful?

Then the next one.

【Audio Video Generator】

Grade: 6
Item introduction: According to the picture and sound effect formed in the host's mind, restore it by yourself, and think about the rest.

Conditions of use: accompaniment/audio (10 credits once) video (100 credits once)
Newbie privileges: The first three sessions are free.

After reading the introduction, Tsing Yi directly threw it into the system space. The system didn't introduce the preciousness of the points in detail. At present, it can't be compared, so it doesn't matter!
Continue to the next one, and the last one.

【Sound of Enchantment】

grade:? ? ?
Item introduction: Special item, which will only appear in the novice gift pack.

Use effect: After use, it can imitate any sound you have heard.

(End of this chapter)