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Chapter 9 The Birth of the Postmodern Wet Man

Chapter 9 The Birth of the Postmodern Wet Man
Three years later.

In Changbai Mountain Tianchi, Li Yubin, feeling the abundant power in himself, inquired about his personal information.

"Manager: Li Yubin.

Permissions: Junior.

Sex: Male
Age: 31
Boundary: Desire Realm Six Heavens, Seven Luminaries Moyi Heaven
Supernatural powers: Convincing the breath with nine breaths, seeing through the walls, leading out Yuanyang, blooming instantly, soaring through the clouds and driving the fog, subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger
Physical Development: 45%
Combat Strength: 40.0
Mana Progress: 100%"

Although the combat power has only increased by ten points in the past three years, Li Yubin's control over power has improved by more than one notch.
And the bursting time of Dragon Subduing Dragon has also been increased to 8 seconds, don't underestimate the additional 3 seconds, if used properly, 3 seconds is enough to change a lot of things.

Moreover, after these three years of Yunqi training and skill training, the speed of flying in the clouds and driving in the fog has also increased at a terrifying speed.

From the initial bicycle, gradually training into a lamb, and then to hundreds of kilometers per hour, and now Li Yubin, if he soars at a speed of [-] kilometers per hour, it can just restore the spiritual energy to the consumption of spiritual energy to achieve a balance.

If it is any faster, you need to hold up a spirit passport by your side, and as the speed increases, the consumption of spirit energy will also increase. A year ago, Li Yubin tried to ride the clouds and fog at the limit speed, just enough to produce a sound barrier, that is, the speed of sound flight.

Although the speed has reached a limit, the duration has also become very short. It can only last for three hours before the spiritual energy needs to be replenished.

"It seems that I don't have to queue up to buy tickets when I go out. It's great. Thinking about the years of work, I couldn't go home every Spring Festival because I couldn't get tickets, or I just squeezed all the way after I got the tickets. It's just a nightmare."

Li Yubin shuddered when thinking about the Spring Festival travel of the motherland.

"I don't know how many years have passed in my hometown."

Li Yubin thought about this, communicated with the immortal pattern on his forehead with his mind, and his consciousness went deep into it. He called to the management system and asked: "Brother dei, help me check, how long has it been in this world?"

The cold voice still sounded.

"The two worlds are not equal. The universe of the main world is relatively incomplete while the universe of the target universe is very perfect. Therefore, based on the time of the target universe, the standard year of the target universe is equal to [-] hours of the universe of the main world of the ontology."

However, this sentence aroused Li Yubin's interest even more.

"You mean my world universe is incomplete? Why is that?"

"It's up to managers to find the answer themselves."

Li Yubin shrugged his shoulders, it doesn't matter, who cares, since the time flow is so slow anyway, then he can rest assured, and we will talk about what will happen when the time comes.

Although he became spotless due to practicing the immortal method, his clothes and hair and beard were still messy. Li Yubin brushed his Qi through his hair with both hands, and the messy hair gradually became bright, straight and smooth. Transported to the cheeks and chin, the beard on the face also fell off immediately, revealing the cheeks.

In recent years, practicing in the deep mountains and forests has made Li Yubin's skin become more delicate and rosy. This is a reflection of the abundant Yuanyang Qi and blood in Li Yubin's body.

Taking off his damaged clothes, Li Yubin jumped into the Tianchi and took a bath.

Although spotless, Li Yubin still maintains the habit of taking a bath, after all, life needs to be full of ritual.

After Li Yubin went ashore, he picked up his backpack and looked at the set of white Hanfu clothes he bought because of a spoof idea, but he didn't expect to be able to use it one day.

I just don’t know if others would think I was a magician if I wore it out.

Wearing a Hanfu that I have never worn before, I stepped on cloth shoes and put on leggings, pulled up my hair and all, put on a hair crown to make it look good, and then inserted a hairpin to fix it. Although it was the first time to tie my hair, but It seems okay now.

Seeing that there was almost nothing left in the bag, Li Yubin took out the jar of glass balls he bought at the beginning, and put it in his sleeve pocket.

Using his supernatural powers, he flew up through the clouds and fog, and looked at the beautiful scenery of Changbai Mountain all around him, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's been a long time since I came to this world, and my practice has reached a certain level. It's time to test the results."

"Stay far away from China. Don't hit any flowers and plants. They are also life."

"Sure enough, it's serious to go to the United States to be a monster. Anyway, this is the Marvel movie world, and the United States is always smashed by superheroes and super villains. Go and watch the fun and eat melons, and then have some fun while they are fighting. Isn’t oil and water beautiful?”

Li Yubin had an evil little idea in his heart, so he decided to leave, and we left as soon as we said.

"The earth is round anyway, so you should be able to get there no matter how you fly. If it doesn't work and you make a mistake, you can just go to the clouds and ask for directions."

Anyway, let's go if we say go, what kind of person is a cultivator who looks forward and backward, he must use his bravery and love to meet everything in the world.

After Li Yubin determined his position, Zongyun flew toward the sky. He flew into the sky for at least 20 minutes, and finally reached the stratosphere above the stratosphere.

"I only fly in the troposphere, the stratosphere is so good, there is no wind, and the flight is labor-saving and comfortable. It really is knowledge that changes destiny! Knowledge changes destiny."

Although the temperature in the upper floors here ranges from minus three degrees Celsius to minus ten degrees Celsius, and even lower than minus 50 degrees Celsius, it is not an unbearable cold for Li Yubin now, and he even feels warm.You can have a good mood, who else can you love by singing a broken heart.

Flying eastward, six or seven hours passed after dark, and it was almost dawn. Li Yubin, who was bored, lifted up the hole through the wall and looked at the ground, only to find that it was blue below.

"Ah! You are so beautiful, the sea. When you look forward, you are full of water. The sea is so big! The waves are rough and the waves are spraying! The sea is so wide, the sea fish, shrimp, crab and scallop bay. Steamed and fried with minced garlic, big snowflakes in Wusu, Qingdao. Ah~~~ Squid, Bluefin Tuna, Spicy Daisy with Soy Sauce and Wasabi.”

"Fuck, it's so wet! It's so wet! I'm such a clever little ghost, it seems that the next Qinglian Layman Yujianxian will be Brother Bin!"

"Look at me coming out of the sky with a sword! Go straight into people and never return."

"Now there is Brother Bin's great sword, and with a single dance of the sword, the air moves everywhere!"

"So, Brother Bin, I have a sword with the edge hidden in the sheath. I draw the sword in an instant and ask the sky. The wind, dragon, cloud and tiger merge together. In an instant, it is as if fairy music is everywhere, as if heaven and earth are congratulating each other. Look at labor and capital holding a sword flower. , like a chrysanthemum blooming, and then the spiritual flower withers, and the flower blooms for a moment.”

"The first daisy sword technique! Flying chrysanthemums outside the sky!"

Li Yubin was flirting complacently, but suddenly he was taken aback, and then remembered that he didn't know swordsmanship, and he didn't have a weapon!

No weapons!

Damn, it won't become the style of Dragon Ball in the future.

"I'll form the vitality bomb!?"

Could it be that a dignified immortal cultivator needs to spread waves everywhere in order to fight in the future?
NERD!
As for melee?It doesn't exist, this is simply Hong Kong comic style!

After Li Yubin thought about it, the muscles as big as the bathtub exploded in an instant, bursting his clothes, and then posed a pose. The muscles on his face were as tough as knives and axes, and he rushed towards the enemy with a philosophical and caring gaze, loudly Roaring.

"Muscles are the highest! Physical impact!"

I suddenly shivered and had goosebumps all over my body.

Or is it like a mage?
Hiding under the muscular man's crotch to output?
"Summon Fireball! Meteor Fire Rain! Biu~biu~biu~"

Why did a certain singer surnamed Xue suddenly come to mind?
wrong!This style of painting is not right!

Don't say he has a glass ball!
Glass ball!
"No! I must become a handsome swordsman!"

"It seems that not only do we need some means of attack, but we also need some weapons for self-defense."

But on second thought.

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether you have a weapon or not. After all, what we cultivate in immortality is the heart. We have to reason with people more. Peace is so beautiful. If you have money, everyone can make money together! At worst, if anyone wants to hit me, I will run away! Fight and kill It’s so bad.”

Thinking of this, Li Yubin felt a lot more at ease.

"However, what should I do if I meet that kind of person who doesn't even make sense?"

Li Yubin thought and slapped his thigh suddenly.

"That's right, if I meet someone who doesn't want to be reasonable in the future, I will beat him to be reasonable!"

"Hmm! We need you, me, and him to build a harmonious society together."

"So, here comes the question, what about the weapons?"

Flying forward for a while, I found a plane flying from behind and below him. Seeing that the words on the coating were American planes, Li Yubin was overjoyed. Isn’t this just a free ride from the sky, so Li Yubin no longer Hesitating, fly to a higher sky, waiting for the arrival of the plane.

At the same time, in the cockpit of the plane, the co-pilot asked the captain incredulously: "Sir, I am not dazzled, do you see something on it? It looks like a human."

The captain sneered and said: "How is it possible, you were not squeezed dry by that red-haired butt stewardess last night, hey, how many positions did you use last night, how long did you play? You can get dizzy To what extent?"

He turned his head and looked at the sky, smiling at the co-pilot.

"Look, where is everyone here?"

The captain's expression froze, and he shouted in an incredible tone.

"What the fucking hell? What the hell is this fucking hell?"

"Sir, what should we do?" the co-pilot asked in a panic.

"What should I do if I still ask, report to the control tower, this is the plane returning home."

"Be sure to keep the passengers on the plane, don't provoke him, watch his actions! Then report the situation to Huaguo."

The captain muttered.

"Whatever it is, oh my God, what a bad day."

At the same time, Li Yubin was getting closer and closer to the plane, and the captain saw more and more clearly that this was indeed a person!

The captain nervously said to the co-pilot: "Hurry up, quickly add it in the report, it has been confirmed that it is a person, flying in the sky! Flying in the TM sky!"

"Good sir!"

With the arrival of the plane, Li Yubin followed the plane, stood on the back of the plane, then fixed himself with Qi, and sat down on the top of the plane.

"Isn't it impolite to go directly into the plane, forget it, don't be too public, just grab a car, and finish it quietly."

At the same time, the cockpit of the plane was about to explode. Of course, it is not to blame for their poor psychological quality. Everyone will be scared to death.

"Hurry up, have you been contacted, that person has landed on the back of the plane!!"

Not long after, I received the contact.

"Sir, I encountered a flying person during this flight! This person is now landing on the back of our plane, and there is no movement at the moment!"

"Sir, it looks like this person is a plane-rider!"

"Understood! Please keep calm and continue to observe and contact us at any time. Our people have already set off."

At the same time, Hua Guo also quickly reacted and sent a plane to escort.

Li Yubin, who was sitting on the plane, didn't know these things at all, feeling a little bored, he even lay down on the back of the plane and dozed off.

After taking a nap, the pilot in the plane looked at the back of the passenger plane.

"Report to the chief, there is indeed someone on the passenger plane who looks like he is sleeping?"

"Observe carefully and report the appearance of the target!"

"Yes! Chief! It seems to be an ancient man? It is a man of yellow race dressed in a white ancient costume. He is currently lying on the back of the plane. He is suspected to be resting. No threatening movements have been observed so far."

The chief was in the command room with a serious expression on his face.

Although the military discipline is very strict, the information obtained by the command room subverts people's three views, so that some soldiers can't help but whisper: "This can't really be a fairy, it can fly."

No one answered for a while, and the soldier shrank his neck back when he realized something was wrong.

The chief was silent for a while: "Continue to observe, don't show hostility, just follow."

"Yes! Chief!"

There was silence in the command room. The commander took off his hat and wanted to say something. He opened his mouth, but still nothing came out.

After a long time, a bitter voice sounded.

"If there really are gods and monsters, how did they manage to hide them so tightly?"

"And why are you showing up swaggeringly at this time?"

"Are there really gods and immortals in China?"

As soon as the words fell, the adjutant yelled angrily.

"Impossible! If there really are gods! Why have I been humiliated for a hundred years in the land of Huaguo! But I have never seen any gods!"

The adjutant's face turned red to his neck, and his veins popped out.

"Enough!" The chief glared.

"Whether it is a fairy or not, it has nothing to do with these!"

"Stability and prosperity of the country and the nation! We must work hard on our own!"

"It's better to ask yourself than to ask others! Have you forgotten how Huaguo became a nuclear power!"

"If you lag behind, you will be beaten! When the people are ignorant! Even God can't change anything!"

"It is always the people themselves who can awaken the wisdom of the people! Your kind of thinking is unacceptable!"

The adjutant was a little ashamed, and said yes.

The chief slowed down and explained to the adjutant.

"Continue to observe and try to get in touch. It would be best if you could come over and have a chat. I also have too many questions I want to ask him."

"Yes!"

After a while, five fighter planes flew in, and the pilots from the United States finally arrived.

"Sir, it's in place, please give instructions!"

"Sir, the target has been locked and is ready to attack at any time."

(End of this chapter)

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