I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 103 One condition cannot be missing!

Turning her head to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva, Chen Xiao's face was also a little uneasy.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Xiaoxiao, you don't have to look at me like that. To be honest, I have some gold over the years, but I have already distributed it to the poor people, and there is not even one tael left."

"Sister, is what you said true?" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Isn't it because Manjusri Bodhisattva would expose you, so you told lies?"

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about?" Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at him and said, "Xiaoxiao, when did my sister lie to you? You just said, what is this gold? What is a gift?"

"Hehe, sister, a gift is a gift!" Chen Xiao said with a smile, "When a daughter gets married in the world, the man has to give the woman a sum of money, which is called a gift!"

"Hey, Chen Xiao, you are wrong," Manjushri cried out when he heard it, and said, "I thought it was money? People in the mortal world are marrying daughters, and your rotten lion wants to compare with others." ?”

"Manjusri Bodhisattva, what are you talking nonsense about?" Chen Ling stared, and said, "Why do I have to compare myself to others as a rotten lion? In the world I live in, lions are much rarer than humans, so I just I want you a bucket of gold. Of course. I didn't force you, if you don't want to, then just pretend I didn't say so, sister, let's go!"

Chen Xiao was about to stand up and leave as soon as he said that, Manjusri Bodhisattva thought that his lion had already suffered from lovesickness, so even if Chen Xiao wanted to blackmail him, he had to admit it!

Besides, it was useless for him to ask for the gold, so he quickly agreed and said, "Okay, okay, Chen Xiao, I promise you. I'll give you all the gold, is this okay?"

"Cut, of course it's not enough." Chen Xiao snorted coldly, and said, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, let me ask you, you want your rotten lion to marry my lion, so where will they live in the future?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "Chen Xiao, of course they live in the lion house in my cave!"

"Your lion room?" Chen Xiao sneered and said, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, let me ask you, how many square meters is your lion room? How is the decoration?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Xiaoxiao, what are you talking about? What is square meter? What does decoration mean?"

"Haha!" Chen Xiao himself laughed and said, "Sister, what I mean is, how big is the lion room of Manjushri Bodhisattva? For example, how long? How wide? How is it decorated?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "Chen Xiao, my lion house is three feet long and two feet wide. Two lions should be enough for them!"

Chen Xiao rolled his eyes, and he summoned the Journey to the West troubleshooter system with his thoughts, and asked, "System, how many meters is one zhang in Journey to the West equal to the Xiyou City?"

The Journey to the West system said: "Host, the length of Journey to the West varies from era to era and from country to country. It's about [-] meters."

"Oh, I see!" Chen Xiao agreed, and immediately began to calculate.

Manjushri's lion room is three feet long, which is 30 meters, and the width is two feet, which is [-] meters. Calculated in this way, it is only more than [-] square meters?

Although it is more than enough to house two lions, why don't you make things difficult for Manjushri Bodhisattva?So, this is absolutely not possible!

Thinking of this, Chen Xiao sneered, and said, "Manjushri, you are also a Bodhisattva after all, why is the lion room you prepared so small? How did you get along?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "Chen Xiao, do you think such a big lion house is too small? It is more than enough to accommodate two lions."

"Chuckle your head!" Chen Xiao said, "Manjushri, don't you think about it? Could it be that these two lions are always a family of two? When they have offspring in the future? How do you live in the lion house? Can I go?"

"Chen Xiao, do they still want to have offspring?" Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "I didn't plan to let them have offspring, so my lion house is enough. To tell you the truth, my lion has already lived there For thousands of years, it..."

"What? Thousands of years?" Chen Ling cried out on purpose, and said, "Oh, Manjusri Bodhisattva, married with my lion, and can't even live in the new lion house? This is not possible, this is not acceptable! "

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "Chen Xiao, don't go too far. Although my lion house has a history of a thousand years, it's really comfortable inside! Besides, if the two of them get married, it's a good idea to live with me." Their blessings. Don't say anything else, I can manage them every day and let them practice well, don't you think so?"

"What's so good!" Chen Xiao said deliberately: "Manjusri Bodhisattva, the lion who loves me married and has to live with you, isn't it too wronged?"

"Chen Xiao, why are you wronged again?" Manjusri Bodhisattva said, "Well, tell me, what exactly do you want me to do?"

"Okay, Manjusri Bodhisattva, listen carefully," Chen Xiao rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "My requirements are not high, there are mainly the following. First, in terms of financial gifts, a dou of gold is a must. Less. Second, after my lions get married, they cannot live with people like you, let alone in the old lion house. Therefore, you must build them a new luxurious house far away from your cave. Lion House, and one set is not enough, we need two sets! In addition, one of them has to be built at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, do you understand?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "Chen Xiao, why does it have to be built at the foot of Lingshan?"

"What do you think? Of course it's in the school district!" Chen Ling laughed badly, and said, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, you are a Bodhisattva anyway, can you take a longer view? If the two lions have offspring, are they not allowed to practice? Since you want to practice, you have to be closer to Lingshan, so it will be convenient to go to Lingshan to listen to the Buddha's lecture, what do you think?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "Chen Xiao, I can also teach scriptures to their two descendants, and I can also urge their descendants to practice!"

"You?" Chen Xiao sneered, and said, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, don't be so thick-skinned, okay? You have a bit of mana, but compared to Buddha, what is your mana? You don't know what it is? Anyway, if you don't agree, this marriage will be forgotten!"

"Okay, okay," Manjusri Bodhisattva had no choice but to say, "Chen Xiao, I promise you all these conditions, okay? Then tell me, when will we marry them?"

"Why are you in a hurry?" Chen Xiao said with a smile: "I haven't finished speaking yet, Manjushri Bodhisattva, you still have to write down a document. When you are a hundred years from now, everything in your dojo, Everything must belong to the young couple, you know? If you don’t agree, there will be no chance of this marriage!”

(End of this chapter)