I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 127 Why do you keep making slips of the tongue?

Chen Xiao smiled coldly and said, "Okay, donor, do you really want to hear the meaning of these eight words?"

"Of course," the teacher said, "I have to admit that you have some skills, but there are literary songs in this article, and martial songs in martial arts. What is the intention?"

"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said, "Benefactor, then I have no choice but to reveal the secret."

Master Tian was taken aback, and said, "Immortal Chief, what is this secret?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Benefactor, to tell you the truth, your son Shi Shibao was born from the sky, the Thunderbolt Immortal, he is as tall as his body with a stick, and his surname is Zhao in all four hundred military states, so... oh, no , Pindao was wrong!"

Xiao Bing'er stood aside and smiled from ear to ear. She just realized that Chen Xiao's words were wrong. Wasn't he talking about the birth of Zhao Kuangyin in Water Margin?Written in the introduction to Water Margin.

Shi Changtian was also very dissatisfied with this explanation and said: "Xianzhang, our family's surname is Shi, where is the surname Zhao?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Benefactor, there was a slip of the tongue on the channel just now, let's talk about this Shishibao now! This child is not a mortal, but the reincarnation of Manjusri Bodhisattva in the Lingshan Mountain of Western Heaven, do you understand?"

"What?" Master Tian stood up as soon as he heard this and said, "Sir, you are saying that the Bodhisattva reincarnated into my family? Then, wouldn't my master's family want to be rich and wealthy? Thank God, Amitabha!"

Chen Xiao smiled evilly and said: "Donor, please don't get excited. What you just said was a slip of the tongue. Your son is not the reincarnation of Manjushri Bodhisattva, but the green-haired lion that Manjushri Bodhisattva rides into spirit. Oh, no, he is the reincarnation!"

Teacher Tian was immediately discouraged when he heard it, and said, "Isn't the elder, are you okay with your words? Why do you always make so many slips of the tongue? You said that the lion of Manjusri Bodhisattva was born in my house, so what you mean is that my son Is it a beast?"

"Pfft! Haha!" Xiao Bing'er stood beside Chen Xiao and laughed, Master Tian looked at Xiao Bing'er and said, "Xiantong, what are you laughing at? Am I not right?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Benefactor, don't underestimate this lion, it is also a fairy beast, so it is a blessing for your family to be born into your family. This son will definitely be rich and powerful in the future, so, You must not have any prejudices!"

The teacher said: "Immortal, you have been talking for a long time, but you still haven't said the meaning of those eight words?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Donor, the so-called Wen You Wen Qu refers to the Wen Qu star in the sky, which means that this child will have great talents and learning in the future. As the saying goes, he is rich in knowledge and talented, then..."

"What? Immortal, are you saying that my son will be very talented in the future?"

"That's someone else's child," Chen Xiao continued to nonsense: "And this Shi Shibao, the so-called Wen You Wen Qu means that he likes to listen to music since he was a child, so benefactor, you have to let him listen to more music. Kind of thing, do you understand?"

Master Tian's expression turned from joy to anger, and he said, "Mystery, what exactly are you trying to say? Bending means listening to music more? What about martial arts? Could it be that you practice more martial arts?"

"Hehe, benefactor, this martial art practice is also referring to other people's children," Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Shi Shibao's martial art refers to wine song, so this child must drink a lot in the future!"

"Princess Xian, are you saying that I want to support a prodigal son?" Shi Zhangtian said, "As you said just now, this child needs to listen to music for literature and drink more for martial arts. Isn't that a swinger?"

"Haha, benefactor, that's not what I meant." Chen Ling laughed again, and said, "I mean before he reaches adulthood, there may be some signs of decadence. However, after he gets married, your son will have a fundamental change , will eventually become an extremely human minister!"

When the teacher heard this, he was a little happy again and said: "Chief Immortal, whose wife do you think my son should marry?"

Chen Xiao sneered and said, "Benefactor, is this a slip of the tongue? What do you mean by marrying someone's wife? You..."

"Oh, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue," Master Tian hurriedly said with a smile, "I mean, whose daughter will my son marry in the future? Please give me some advice!"

Chen Xiao nodded and said: "Benefactor, not far from your teacher's family, there is a family whose owner is named Shi Yinshan, and a girl was born in his family recently. That girl will fall in love with Shi Shibao in the future. Sweetheart Tiancheng, have you remembered it?"

Teacher Tian secretly remembered the name, and Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Okay, benefactor, since your son has stopped crying, then we should go too! Tonger, go get the gold!"

"Yes!" Xiao Bing'er agreed, and went to get the gold on the table.But at this moment, Shi Zhangtian grabbed half of the gold in his hands.

Chen Xiao was taken aback, and said, "Benefactor, what do you mean?"

"Elder Immortal, I see a hundred taels of gold, but you still have no luck to enjoy it," the teacher said, "So, you should only take 50 taels of gold!"

"Benefactor, you clearly mentioned a hundred taels of gold just now," Chen Xiao said, "Why is it now 50 taels?"

"Haha, Immortal Chief, because I, like you, often make slips of the tongue!" Teacher Tian said with a dissatisfied face, "Come here, see off the guests!"

When Xiao Binger saw it, she asked, "Master, what do you think?"

Chen Xiao sneered, and said, "Okay, benefactor, since you only give half of the gold, then I can only say that your blessing is only half, so leave!"

After saying this, Chen Ling asked Xiao Bing'er to collect the gold and was about to leave. Teacher Tian hurriedly asked: "Xian Zhang, what do you mean by this? What do you mean by only half of the blessing?"

Chen Xiao sneered and said, "Donor, don't you understand this? Just now I said that Shi Shibao will be a great minister in the future because you want to give 100 taels of gold. Now you have given 50 taels of gold, so I have to say Shi Shibao can become an extremely human minister!"

Upon hearing this, Master Tian said, "Prince Immortal, are you short-hearted? They are all extremely human ministers, there is no difference at all!"

"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed and said, "Sponsor, of course there is a difference. A 100 taels of super-human minister is a real super-human minister, but now you only give 50 taels of gold, although Shi Shibao In the future he will be able to be a very popular minister, but he will lack something. It seems that this is God's will, Tong'er, let's go!"

Chen Xiao said that she was afraid that Master Tian would ask questions, so she used her magic power and flew into the air with Xiao Bing'er.

The teacher felt regretful at first sight. He felt that he had just neglected Chen Xiao. He was a real god, not just a liar with a slip of the tongue.

Chen Xiao and Xiao Bing'er flew into the air. Xiao Bing'er burst into laughter and said, "Brother, what you just said was so funny, haha, I almost died laughing!"

"Bing'er, you better stop laughing," Chen Xiao said: "Let's go down now and give this gold to the poor. It can be considered a good thing for you and me!"

Xiao Bing'er nodded and said: "Senior brother, you are indeed a good person. I, Xiao Bing'er, did not misjudge you!"

(End of this chapter)