I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 154 Chen Xiao's Random Biography
The people of Chen Laozhuang hurriedly bowed down when they saw it, Chen Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Folks, please go and get some wine, please!"

All the common people agreed, and after a while, several jars of good wine were brought.Chen Ling gave them some silver, and flew into the air with the wine.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Zen Master Wuchao and said with a smile, "Chan Master, when I was in Luojia Mountain, I heard about Zen Master's name for a long time. It is a great honor to meet you today!"

"Hehe, the Bodhisattva is too much." Zen Master Wuchao said with a smile, "The Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea is truly merciful and merciful, and I really admire you the most. Bodhisattva, you and this Mr. Chen Xiao are..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed and said, "Zen Master, Chen Xiao is my brother-in-law, how offended you were just now!"

"Oh?" Zen Master Wuchao said with a strange smile on his face, "Bodhisattva, but when I look at the faces of the two of you, it seems that there is a distinction between husband and wife."

"What?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was taken aback when he heard this, but Chen Ling knew in his heart that Zen Master Wuchao was just talking nonsense, and he was just trying to get revenge for saying that he had a wife.

Therefore, Chen Xiao sneered and said, "I said Zen Master Wuchao, do you think everyone is like you? My sister is a true immortal who has attained the Tao and is not reincarnated. What does the matter of husband and wife have to do with her? Besides, you There is no need to test the relationship between our siblings, I tell you, it is useless!"

Zen Master Wuchao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said: "Chen Xiao, you are really upright. If you were happy when you heard what I said just now, it means that you have evil intentions. Bodhisattva, I see you My brother has taken it!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's expression was a little helpless, but she couldn't care less, so she had to smile bitterly and said: "Zen Master, thank you for your kind words. By the way, what's the matter with you coming here today?"

"Sister, what do you think? Of course he has something to do," Chen Xiao said, "Zen Master Wu Chao, have you taken a fancy to that Miss Gao Ying? If so, I might be able to match you."

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about?" Zen Master Wuchao burst into laughter again, and said, "Chen Xiao, do you think I am that kind of person? The reason why I came here today is to change Chen Laozhuang For Gao Laozhuang."

Chen Ling knew in her heart that this Zen master Wuchao had expected to learn the scriptures a thousand years later, so he did this.

In addition, he will also teach Tang Sanzang the Duoxin Sutra at Futu Mountain.

Hey, yes!

Chen Xiao suddenly had an idea, thinking, didn't she want to make trouble?Why not make a fuss about this Heart Sutra?

Thinking of this, Chen Xiao smiled and said: "I'm talking about Zen Master, are you tired? I am called Chen Laozhuang well, but you want to change it to Gao Laozhuang. What does it have to do with you? Is it possible? Is your seventh uncle, grandma's brother-in-law, and second aunt's father-in-law's maiden name a higher one?"

Zen Master Wuchao sneered after hearing this, and said: "Chen Xiao, you are so stubborn, how can you know my intentions? I think you have no heart, and you will not have any great achievements in the future. Bodhisattva, you and this kind of people Becoming a brother and sister really hurts your reputation."

Chen Xiao laughed when she heard this, and said, "Zen Master Wuchao, you mean that you blinded my sister for nothing, right?"

Zen Master Wuchao was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What does Baixia mean?"

"What do you mean you go to realize it yourself, don't ask me!" Chen Xiao said with a smile: "But when it comes to changing Chen Laozhuang to Gao Laozhuang, I also think of one thing. Zen Master, do you want to hear it?"

"Hmph, little brat, what good things can you do? I won't listen!" Zen Master Wuchao said, "Bodhisattva, today you come to the Wusi Tibetan area with your golden body, can you come to my Futu Mountain to talk about it!"

"Okay, Zen Master, I..."

"What's the matter, sister, you can't go!" Chen Ling's bad temper came up, and said: "Zen Master Wuchao, what do you want to do? Do you think my sister is so handsome, do you want to be rude to her? "

"You..." When Zen Master Wuchao heard this, his face was full of anger, and he said, "Chen Xiao, you are so bold! I am also a person who has attained the Tao. How can you be so innocent?"

"Hmph, what kind of filthy person is innocent?" Chen Xiao sneered and said, "Zen Master Wuchao, my elder sister will not go to your Futu Mountain. Our siblings still have important things to do! However, since you and I met today If we meet, then we are predestined, I can't let you go back empty-handed!"

"Chen Xiao, I won't ask for your wine," Zen Master Wu Chao said with a sneer, "You don't need to coax me with this thing!"

"Hey, I said Zen Master Wuchao, why is your face so big?" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "My sister and I came to the village to buy this wine, so how could we give it to you so easily?"

Zen Master Wuchao said, "Chen Xiao, what do you want to do?"

Chen Xiao said: "Zen Master Wuchao, I know you look down on me and think that I don't have the roots of wisdom and I'm not suitable for cultivation, right?"

"Hehe, that's right." Zen Master Wuchao didn't shy away, and said, "Chen Xiao, that's what I think. What can you do to me?"

Chen Xiao sneered and said: "Zen Master Wuchao, I don't think your morality is very advanced. You live in a bird's nest in Futu Mountain, and you spend all day with those inhuman birds and beasts. After a long time, you will There are demonic obstacles in your mind and evil thoughts sprouting, so today, I have a scripture to pass on to you, and you can understand it when you are free, and it will be of great help to your practice."

"Haha, Chen Xiao, what are you doing?" Zen Master Wuchao said with a smile: "You are very good at talking nonsense. What scriptures do you have that are worth showing off in front of me?"

"Zen Master Wuchao, don't underestimate me!" Chen Xiao said with a smile: "My sister and I are called siblings. In fact, my sister teaches me how to practice every day, so I still have epiphanies. Sister, quickly read that scripture Speak out and let this ignorant Zen master open his eyes!"

"I..." Guanyin Bodhisattva was very embarrassed when he heard it, and whispered, "Stinky boy, what are you talking about? When did I teach you scriptures?"

"Sister, can you be a little smarter?" Chen Xiao laughed badly, and said, "Did you read that Dream of the Red Chamber for nothing? Just say a few words, such as "Good Song"."

"This..." Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned and said: "Xiaoxiao, although the song is mysterious, it is not a sutra? If we read this in front of Zen Master Wuchao, will it make him laugh?"

"Sister, I won't," Chen Xiao said in a low voice, "You heard me right, good sister, please, okay?"

"Okay!" Guanyin Bodhisattva liked this younger brother from the bottom of his heart, so he did not refuse Chen Xiao's request, and said, "Zen Master, my younger brother can only talk nonsense, I hope Zen Master will not be offended. Actually, I don't know any scriptures either." Wen, just a few jingles, I want to make a fool of myself in front of the Zen master!"

Zen Master Wuchao said with a smile: "The Bodhisattva is too modest. In this case, I am all ears!"

(End of this chapter)