I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 157 Can You Become A Licking Dog?
Second Sister Egg got a little angry, and said, "Second brother, when did I steal from someone? Why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air?"

"Haha, what's your innocence?" Chen Xiao couldn't help laughing, and said, "I saw you steal the He family's books the day before yesterday, and you were beaten while hanging."

"You..." Second Sister Egg said helplessly, "Second brother, when did I ever steal a book? Shopkeeper, do you fellows have something out of their minds? Marshal, let's stop eating here!"

Marshal Tianpeng was already hungry, and said: "Madam, I think we should eat here? Little brother, don't worry, we are cash this time, okay? The nineteen dollars will be returned to you one piece!"

Chen Xiao was originally joking, so he hurriedly said: "Marshal, nineteen dollars is nothing. Besides, the shopkeeper of that restaurant may have forgotten long ago. Sister, what do you want to eat? Do you want to drink?"

"No, no," Marshal Tianpeng hurriedly waved his hands when he heard this, and said, "Little brother, just bring the food, the wine is not required."

"Marshal, it doesn't matter if you just drink a little." Second Sister Egg smiled and said, "Could it be that you think the wine in the world is not good?"

"Of course not," Marshal Tianpeng smiled and said, "Lady, it's just that I will perform spells for you after dinner, and drinking alcohol is a taboo for performing spells!"

"Really? Husband, why don't you perform now?" Second Sister Egg said coquettishly, "We can eat after the performance, okay?"

"This... alright!" Marshal Tianpeng couldn't bear to refuse, so he stood up and said, "Lady, I'll start the show now!"

Chen Xiao and Guanyin Bodhisattva pretended to be very sexually interesting, Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Marshal, you are worthy of being a god, and you can also perform spells? Then what are you going to perform?"

Marshal Tianpeng was very proud, and said: "Little brother, I have the ability to change in 36 ways, whether it is people, flowers and birds, mountains, rocks, wild animals, etc., I can change them all. My lady, what do you want to see?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Sister, can you let me tell you one? I haven't seen any changes since I was a child!"

Second Sister Egg also wanted to show off her husband in front of others, so she smiled and said, "Second brother, then you can just say one!"

"Okay, okay!" Chen Xiao thought for a while and said, "Marshal Tianpeng, can you become a cat?"

"Haha, little brother, what's so difficult about it?" Marshal Tianpeng laughed and said, "Of course I can become a cat!"

"Really?" Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Marshal Tianpeng, how about you turning into a giant panda?"

"Big... panda?" Marshal Tianpeng was stunned when he heard it, and said: "Little brother, what is this giant panda? Why haven't I seen it before?"

"Oh, I haven't seen it before," Chen Xiao said with a bad smile: "Marshal Tianpeng, let me bring you a red panda, okay?"

"Little..." Marshal Tianpeng couldn't help but smile even more bitterly, and said, "Second brother, isn't this little panda the same as a giant panda? Isn't a little panda a little giant panda?"

"That's not true," Chen Xiao said seriously: "Marshal Tianpeng, the giant panda and the red panda are two different animals. The giant panda is a giant panda, and the red panda is a red panda. No matter how small the giant panda is, it must be called A giant panda, even if it is just born, must be called a baby panda. No matter how big a baby panda is, it must be called a red panda. Even if it grows to [-] pounds, it can only be called a big panda. So, you must not call it a big panda. You can’t call a small giant panda a red panda, and you can’t call a big panda a giant panda, and you can’t…”

"Little brother, you, can you stop for a moment," Marshal Tianpeng's face turned green, and said, "I really don't understand what you are saying. But I want to tell you, I am not good at changing cats, and It’s good at changing into dogs, do you want to see it?”

"Change into a dog, that's even better!" Chen Xiao laughed badly again, and said, "Marshal Canopy, then please change into a hot dog to see?"

"Hot... dog?" Marshal Tianpeng was taken aback, and said, "Little brother, what kind of dog is this hot dog? Is it a dog that is too hot in summer?"

"Oh, Marshal Canopy, don't you know it?" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Since you don't know how to do it, let's see it as a licking dog, okay?"

"Ah? Licking the dog, this..."

"Oh, I don't even know how to lick a dog," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "Marshal Canopy, what about single dogs?"

"I……"

Marshal Tianpeng felt embarrassed again, so Chen Xiao said: "Marshal Tianpeng, so you won't change anything? Well, then please change into a big one?"

"Okay, okay, okay, let's get bigger!" Marshal Tianpeng finally seized an opportunity, and hastily twisted his body, growing more than a foot in an instant.

Second Sister Egg also became happy, raised her head and shouted: "Husband, can it grow again?"

"Haha, lady, of course there is no problem... long!"

Marshal Tianpeng said and twisted his body a few more times. Now he has grown to more than twenty feet tall.

Chen Xiao laughed and said, "Marshal Tianpeng, when will you be so tall?"

"Haha!" Marshal Tianpeng laughed loudly when he heard it, and shouted: "Look at the wind, look at the wind, the east wind is still possible, and the west wind will also come; if the south wind blows, it will make a big hole in the blue sky!"

"Really?" Chen Xiao laughed as soon as she heard it, and said, "Marshal Canopy, let's continue to grow, don't stop, please start your performance!"

Marshal Tianpeng was a little depressed when he heard that, and said, "Second brother, if I grow up like this, I will collapse the Tiangong."

"Well, let's accept the supernatural power!" Chen Xiao said with a smile: "It's enough for the three of us to know!"

Marshal Tianpeng took away the dharma body and restored it to its original size, saying: "Little brother, do you think my transformation technique is okay?"

"Okay, it's okay," Chen Ling said with a smirk, "However, it's not as good as my old shopkeeper's!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed when he heard this, and he said, "Xiao Er, what are you talking about? How can I change?"

"Shopkeeper, don't be humble," Chen Xiao said with a smile: "You were drunk last night and you said you were going to turn into a dragon! Haha!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled helplessly: "Can you believe that drunken words? Marshal, miss, what do you want to eat?"

Marshal Tianpeng said: "Shopkeeper, I'm very hungry now, bring me all the food you have, I want to have a good meal!"

"Okay then," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "Little Er, hurry up and make arrangements, Marshal, we have homemade good wine here, do you want to try it?"

"No, don't," Marshal Tianpeng hurriedly waved his hands when he heard that, Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Marshal, why is this? As the saying goes, men don't drink, they spend their time in the world, and when one gets drunk, the beauties are paired together, miss With so much love for you, why do you still..."

Second Sister Egg was very happy when she heard the phrase "Drunkenness makes beautiful women into pairs", and said: "Husband, how well did you listen to the second brother? You are the marshal of the canopy, so why don't you drink some? Don't worry, I have money!"

(End of this chapter)