I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 16 I’ll beat you to death, you bastard!
The golden retriever has finished eating the dog food containing laxatives, but Chen Xiao still has not received the reward from the Westward Journey troublemaking system.

This made him very annoyed, but when Chen Xiao thought about it, it might be that this matter was not qualified for the reward, right?
That being the case, it had no choice but to continue.

Seeing that Golden Retriever had finished eating the dog food, Chen Xiao laughed again and said, "Bodhisattva, I heard that there are goldfish in your lotus pond. Can I take a look?"

"Yes!" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also thinks that Chen Xiao is extraordinary, and Chen Xiao is also a good-looking talent, so Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has a good impression of him.

Therefore, Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up and said, "Mr. Chen, please follow me!"

Chen Xiao agreed, and followed Guanyin Bodhisattva to the edge of the lotus pond.Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva stood there and pointed with his hand, and said, "Please look, Mr. Chen, that is the goldfish in my lotus pond."

Chen Xiao looked carefully, and saw only one goldfish in the huge lotus pond.However, this goldfish is quite large, a full two feet long.

Seeing that guy swimming leisurely, Chen Ling became furious, thinking bastard, you will still eat virgins in the future, see if I don't teach you a lesson today!
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao quickly smiled and said, "Bodhisattva, I don't understand something, and I want to learn from you!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Mr. Chen, please speak up if you have something to say!"

"Thank you Bodhisattva!" Chen Xiao said, "Bodhisattva, why is there only this goldfish in your lotus pond? Are you too lonely?"

"Hehe, Mr. Chen, you don't know something," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "I used to have a lot of goldfish in this goldfish pond, but this goldfish has a psychic mind. , and ate all the other goldfish, so it was the only one left!"

Chen Xiao was really angry when he heard this, thinking that this guy is so cruel now, no wonder Tongtian Hejing did bad things!

Thinking of this, Chen Ling felt that even if he didn't want to get the Journey to the West point, he had to teach this guy a lesson, or he would be so angry.

After making up his mind, Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, the little man wants to know, has this goldfish already transformed into a human form?"

"That's not true," Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Mr. Chen, although this goldfish has been practicing hard, it is still far from being able to become a human!"

"Oh, that's it!" Chen Xiao said: "Bodhisattva, what is its magic power?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Mr. Chen, the magic power of this goldfish is not high, because it has not yet cultivated human nature, so it is just some spells in the water."

"Oh, the magic power is not high yet? Then there should be some fun, right?" Chen Xiao thought in his mind, then took out the fish food he had prepared and said, "Bodhisattva, the villain has specially prepared some fish food for this goldfish. Can you give it some food?"

"This..." Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned. She originally wanted to say that her goldfish also recognized life and would not eat fish food given by others, but she was worried about being slapped in the face like a golden retriever.

But in the end, Guanyin Bodhisattva still spoke out and said: "Mr. Chen, you can give it a try, but my goldfish also recognizes life, so I'm afraid it won't eat food fed by strangers!"

Chen Xiao laughed secretly in his heart, because this time, he didn't intend to let the goldfish eat the fish food he fed, so he said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, that villain should have the courage to try it!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded, and Chen Ling shook his head, and sprinkled the fish food into the lotus pond.

However, Chen Ling didn't sprinkle it far away, but just sprinkled it in the water beside the lotus pond.After a while, the goldfish swam over.

The fish food was all floating on the water at the beginning, the goldfish spirit circled around the fish food for a few times, it suddenly opened its mouth, and even exerted a bit of mana, gathering all the fish food, and finally blowing the fish food away out of the water.

call!
All the fish food came ashore. Guanyin Bodhisattva was very happy when he saw it and said, "Master Chen, what do you think of my words? My goldfish is very spiritual, and it is not comparable to the goldfish in the world!"

After saying this, Guanyin Bodhisattva turned his head away and whispered something in Longnu's ear.As soon as Chen Xiao saw the opportunity, she quickly bent down.

There was a stone under Chen Ling's feet, which was one foot square. Because Chen Ling had heard the Tathagata preached the scriptures and had a solid foundation, he picked it up easily.

At this moment, the goldfish was so proud of its magic that it put its head close to the water and blew bubbles there.

Chen Xiao saw it clearly. He hurriedly raised the stone above his head, and then smashed it hard towards the goldfish spirit!
"I'll kill you bastard!"

boom!
The stone hit the goldfish spirit accurately on the head, not only splashed a huge splash, but also saw the goldfish spirit turn over and float up slowly!
"Ah!" Guanyin Bodhisattva and Dragon Girl were all taken aback, and even Hui'an Xingzhe who was standing in the distance flew towards him and shouted, "Chen Xiao, don't be rude!"

Even though she was a profound Taoist, Guanyin Bodhisattva was still startled by Chen Ling's behavior. She hurriedly looked at the goldfish, and she couldn't see it.

"Master Chen, you..."

"Congratulations to the host, you have been rewarded with a thousand Journey to the West points, and now you have [-] Journey to the West points!"

Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard that, but when he saw the angry look on Guanyin Bodhisattva's face, he hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, the villain is rude, but this goldfish spirit must be killed, because it is an unkind animal!"

The dragon girl stood next to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Chen Xiao, you are so brave! This goldfish is the Bodhisattva's beloved thing, and you beat it to death? What crime should you do?"

"Haha, Dragon Girl, you are so good at nonsense!" Chen Ling laughed loudly when he heard this, and said, "You said that the Bodhisattva likes this goldfish? Isn't that slandering the Bodhisattva? Bodhisattva, this goldfish cannibalize you." The heart of the same kind is so poisonous. The Bodhisattva is a true immortal who is merciful and venerated by all people. How can he raise such an animal? The villain is afraid that the goldfish spirit will ruin the reputation of the Bodhisattva, so he can only relieve the Bodhisattva from his worries. Please don’t blame the Bodhisattva!"

"This..." Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned after hearing this. Although she liked this goldfish very much, what Chen Xiao said made sense!

Guanyin Bodhisattva secretly looked into the lotus pond and saw that although the goldfish was dying, it was not dead yet, so he could save it by casting a spell.It's just that its vitality has been seriously injured and needs to be re-cultivated.

"Hehe, Mr. Chen, what you said is also reasonable," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a serious face, "Dragon girl, don't talk too much! Mr. Chen, since you have obtained the water from the pure bottle, then..."

As soon as Chen Xiao heard that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was going to issue an order to chase away guests, she laughed and said, "Bodhisattva, the villain still has a few words to say!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little sad about the goldfish, so he didn't want to listen to it anymore. When Chen Xiao saw it, he hurriedly took out those ancient romance novels, and handed it forward: "Bodhisattva, this is what a villain bought for you in the mortal world." Please accept the Bodhisattva with a smile!"

"Mr. Chen, what kind of books are these?" Guanyin frowned and said.

(End of this chapter)