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Chapter 20 The surname is Xie, the first name is Wei, and the character is Dajiao!
Chapter 20 The surname is Xie, the first name is Wei, and the character is Dajiao!
Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard that, he looked at the shopkeeper and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, what did you want to say just now?"
"Guest officer, your way of cooking is really strange!" The shopkeeper frowned and said, "What shameless scorpion, what is it that is doubled in size, can the salt water be doubled in size? ? Guest officer, what's the matter with this shameless scorpion? The queen mother also eats this?"
Chen Ling glanced at the girl next to her out of the corner of her eye, and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, scorpions are the most shameless things. Especially those female scorpions, they have the worst shame, and even listen to others' lectures behind their backs and even sting them hand!"
The girl next to her suddenly became furious when she heard this. She was finally sure that the guy in front of her was targeting her.
However, now I don't feel like having a seizure, so I heard the shopkeeper say: "Guest officer, this scorpion still listens to people's lectures? What kind of scorpion is this?"
"Shopkeeper, you don't know something," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "The name of this scorpion is Pikachu, and it is the most shameless scorpion in the world! Okay, storekeeper, stop talking, I'm leaving here now, let's There will be a period later!"
Chen Xiao turned around and left as he spoke, the shopkeeper immediately chased him out and shouted: "Guest officer, you, what you say doesn't count, didn't you say you wanted to buy two of my pipas? Why did you leave like this?"
"Don't worry, shopkeeper, I'll be right back!" Chen Xiao said loudly and rushed forward, he knew very well in his heart that the scorpion spirit would definitely catch up.
As expected, when the scorpion spirit saw Chen Xiao leaving, he quickly followed behind him.Because she made up her mind that she must kill this guy with her own hands.
If it weren't for him, he wouldn't have been exposed in Xitian Lingshan, and he wouldn't be called Pikachu, so this kid should die.
The two left the pipa shop one after the other, then went out of the city gate, and came to a secluded and uninhabited place.
Chen Ling turned around and saw that the scorpion spirit was about ten feet behind her, so she stopped and said with a smile, "Pikachu, are you here after all?"
"Little brat, it really is you!" Xie Zijing said coldly: "The former, you kicked me in the Great Hall of Great Heroes, today, you must take your life!"
"Pikachu, do you think you can kill me?" Chen Xiao laughed and said.
"Shut up!" The scorpion spirit stared at her eyes, and said, "I don't call you Pikachu. If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will kill you immediately? My mother is not even afraid of the Tathagata Buddha, what are you!"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Scorpion spirit, don't be so self-righteous, tell you the truth, I'm here to save you!"
"Nonsense!" Xie Zijing said, "How can I help my old lady? Kid, who are you? Dare you tell me your name?"
Chen Xiao sneered and said, "Scorpion spirit, it doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that you are going to die soon, and you still can't feel it, what a pity!"
"Boy, my death is imminent?" Scorpion said, "Are you out of your mind? Who in the world would dare to take me? You must know that the Tathagata Buddha is my subordinate, and the others are nothing to worry about. Do you understand?"
"Hehe, scorpion spirit, you still don't want to feel good about yourself," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "I know your horse poison is very powerful, but there are more than ten million people in the Three Realms who can hold you? If you don't believe me If so, do you want to hear me give you an analysis?"
"Oh?" The scorpion spirit was moved when he heard this, and said, "Okay, kid, then tell me, why are so many people able to catch me?"
Chen Xiaodao: "Scorpion spirit, think about it for yourself. Although your horse-reversing poison is powerful, if you want to hurt the enemy, you must attack in close quarters. When you are in the Mahavira Hall, whether it is Anuo Kasyapa, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha, it is because they grab you with their hands that you have the chance to sting them, right? If the other party hits you directly with a magic weapon instead of their hands, can you escape?"
"This..." The scorpion spirit stopped talking, and Chen Xiao sneered and said, "How is it? Are you out of words?"
The scorpion spirit raised his head and said, "Boy, I have to admit that what you said makes sense, so what do you think we should do?"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Scorpion Spirit, let me tell you the truth, ever since you left Lingshan, the Buddha has asked King Kong to look for you everywhere! Not only that, Guanyin Bodhisattva is also planning to go to the Heavenly Court and borrow the Jade Emperor's Tota Heavenly King to capture you! The 33-section golden pagoda in Li Jing's hand was given by the Tathagata, and it is specially used to kill all kinds of evil spirits. Do you think you can escape?"
"I, I..." Xie Zijing was completely frightened when she heard this, she hurriedly knelt down in front of Chen Xiao, and said, "My lord, please, please save me! I beg you! Although I have Poison the horse, but it can't resist the magic weapon of the fairy family, please be merciful, young master!"
When Chen Xiao saw this scorpion knelt down and begged herself, she felt very happy and said, "Scorpion, get up, and I will naturally show you the way!"
"Thank you, thank you so much, sir," Scorpion said, "As long as you can save me from death, I will never forget your great kindness!"
"Hehe, that's not necessary," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "Scorpion spirit, let me ask you, do you have a name?"
"My lord, the little girl has no name and no surname!" Xie Zijing said, "Do you mean that I need a name to be saved?"
"Well, not bad!" Chen Xiao said, "Scorpion spirit, although you are a monster, it's better to have a name."
Xie Zijing said: "Young Master, I remember that you called me Xie Wei when you were under the Tathagata Lotus Platform, so how about the little girl's name Xie Wei?"
"Okay!" Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard it and said, "Scorpion spirit, then you must have words!"
Xie Zijing said: "Young master, I also know that those literati and scholars have characters, so tell me, what characters should I use as a girl?"
Chen Xiao said: "Scorpion spirit, words should have a very important meaning. Think about it, do you have any memorable people or things?"
"Young master, yes, yes," Xie Zijing's face suddenly brightened, and he said, "Although I am a banshee, I have always admired the barefoot fairy in the heavens the most in my life, and I always want to worship him as my teacher one day!"
"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when she heard it, and said, "Scorpion spirit, that's enough! I think, since you worship the barefoot fairy so much, why don't you just call your name Bigfoot? Your name is Xie Da feet, how?"
Xie Zijing was very happy when he heard that, and said: "Thank you for the word, my lord. From now on, I will be called Xie Dajiao!"
Chen Xiao was very satisfied. At this moment, the voice of Journey to the West's trouble-making system rang.
"Congratulations to the host, you have been rewarded with [-] Journey to the West points, and now you have [-] Journey to the West points!"
(End of this chapter)
Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard that, he looked at the shopkeeper and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, what did you want to say just now?"
"Guest officer, your way of cooking is really strange!" The shopkeeper frowned and said, "What shameless scorpion, what is it that is doubled in size, can the salt water be doubled in size? ? Guest officer, what's the matter with this shameless scorpion? The queen mother also eats this?"
Chen Ling glanced at the girl next to her out of the corner of her eye, and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, scorpions are the most shameless things. Especially those female scorpions, they have the worst shame, and even listen to others' lectures behind their backs and even sting them hand!"
The girl next to her suddenly became furious when she heard this. She was finally sure that the guy in front of her was targeting her.
However, now I don't feel like having a seizure, so I heard the shopkeeper say: "Guest officer, this scorpion still listens to people's lectures? What kind of scorpion is this?"
"Shopkeeper, you don't know something," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "The name of this scorpion is Pikachu, and it is the most shameless scorpion in the world! Okay, storekeeper, stop talking, I'm leaving here now, let's There will be a period later!"
Chen Xiao turned around and left as he spoke, the shopkeeper immediately chased him out and shouted: "Guest officer, you, what you say doesn't count, didn't you say you wanted to buy two of my pipas? Why did you leave like this?"
"Don't worry, shopkeeper, I'll be right back!" Chen Xiao said loudly and rushed forward, he knew very well in his heart that the scorpion spirit would definitely catch up.
As expected, when the scorpion spirit saw Chen Xiao leaving, he quickly followed behind him.Because she made up her mind that she must kill this guy with her own hands.
If it weren't for him, he wouldn't have been exposed in Xitian Lingshan, and he wouldn't be called Pikachu, so this kid should die.
The two left the pipa shop one after the other, then went out of the city gate, and came to a secluded and uninhabited place.
Chen Ling turned around and saw that the scorpion spirit was about ten feet behind her, so she stopped and said with a smile, "Pikachu, are you here after all?"
"Little brat, it really is you!" Xie Zijing said coldly: "The former, you kicked me in the Great Hall of Great Heroes, today, you must take your life!"
"Pikachu, do you think you can kill me?" Chen Xiao laughed and said.
"Shut up!" The scorpion spirit stared at her eyes, and said, "I don't call you Pikachu. If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will kill you immediately? My mother is not even afraid of the Tathagata Buddha, what are you!"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Scorpion spirit, don't be so self-righteous, tell you the truth, I'm here to save you!"
"Nonsense!" Xie Zijing said, "How can I help my old lady? Kid, who are you? Dare you tell me your name?"
Chen Xiao sneered and said, "Scorpion spirit, it doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that you are going to die soon, and you still can't feel it, what a pity!"
"Boy, my death is imminent?" Scorpion said, "Are you out of your mind? Who in the world would dare to take me? You must know that the Tathagata Buddha is my subordinate, and the others are nothing to worry about. Do you understand?"
"Hehe, scorpion spirit, you still don't want to feel good about yourself," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "I know your horse poison is very powerful, but there are more than ten million people in the Three Realms who can hold you? If you don't believe me If so, do you want to hear me give you an analysis?"
"Oh?" The scorpion spirit was moved when he heard this, and said, "Okay, kid, then tell me, why are so many people able to catch me?"
Chen Xiaodao: "Scorpion spirit, think about it for yourself. Although your horse-reversing poison is powerful, if you want to hurt the enemy, you must attack in close quarters. When you are in the Mahavira Hall, whether it is Anuo Kasyapa, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha, it is because they grab you with their hands that you have the chance to sting them, right? If the other party hits you directly with a magic weapon instead of their hands, can you escape?"
"This..." The scorpion spirit stopped talking, and Chen Xiao sneered and said, "How is it? Are you out of words?"
The scorpion spirit raised his head and said, "Boy, I have to admit that what you said makes sense, so what do you think we should do?"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Scorpion Spirit, let me tell you the truth, ever since you left Lingshan, the Buddha has asked King Kong to look for you everywhere! Not only that, Guanyin Bodhisattva is also planning to go to the Heavenly Court and borrow the Jade Emperor's Tota Heavenly King to capture you! The 33-section golden pagoda in Li Jing's hand was given by the Tathagata, and it is specially used to kill all kinds of evil spirits. Do you think you can escape?"
"I, I..." Xie Zijing was completely frightened when she heard this, she hurriedly knelt down in front of Chen Xiao, and said, "My lord, please, please save me! I beg you! Although I have Poison the horse, but it can't resist the magic weapon of the fairy family, please be merciful, young master!"
When Chen Xiao saw this scorpion knelt down and begged herself, she felt very happy and said, "Scorpion, get up, and I will naturally show you the way!"
"Thank you, thank you so much, sir," Scorpion said, "As long as you can save me from death, I will never forget your great kindness!"
"Hehe, that's not necessary," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "Scorpion spirit, let me ask you, do you have a name?"
"My lord, the little girl has no name and no surname!" Xie Zijing said, "Do you mean that I need a name to be saved?"
"Well, not bad!" Chen Xiao said, "Scorpion spirit, although you are a monster, it's better to have a name."
Xie Zijing said: "Young Master, I remember that you called me Xie Wei when you were under the Tathagata Lotus Platform, so how about the little girl's name Xie Wei?"
"Okay!" Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard it and said, "Scorpion spirit, then you must have words!"
Xie Zijing said: "Young master, I also know that those literati and scholars have characters, so tell me, what characters should I use as a girl?"
Chen Xiao said: "Scorpion spirit, words should have a very important meaning. Think about it, do you have any memorable people or things?"
"Young master, yes, yes," Xie Zijing's face suddenly brightened, and he said, "Although I am a banshee, I have always admired the barefoot fairy in the heavens the most in my life, and I always want to worship him as my teacher one day!"
"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when she heard it, and said, "Scorpion spirit, that's enough! I think, since you worship the barefoot fairy so much, why don't you just call your name Bigfoot? Your name is Xie Da feet, how?"
Xie Zijing was very happy when he heard that, and said: "Thank you for the word, my lord. From now on, I will be called Xie Dajiao!"
Chen Xiao was very satisfied. At this moment, the voice of Journey to the West's trouble-making system rang.
"Congratulations to the host, you have been rewarded with [-] Journey to the West points, and now you have [-] Journey to the West points!"
(End of this chapter)
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