I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 228 The Patriarch of the Rolling Shutter Door!
In fact, the old lady would never have thought that it was her words to write articles that made General Shulin laugh.

General Shulin thought to himself, all the online articles submitted by Guanyin Bodhisattva have been rejected, can he still bless others to write articles?

However, after laughing, General Shulin quickly recovered and said, "Old man, have you ever worshiped other gods and Buddhas?"

"Well, of course I have it," the old lady said, "Young man, to tell you the truth, in order for my son and wife to have children, I have worshiped everything we can here, such as Tathagata Buddha and Manjusri Bodhisattva." , Maitreya Buddha, Taishang Laojun, Barefoot Immortal, even Guan Erye and Dragon King, I have worshiped. Today I will worship the most efficacious Guanyin Bodhisattva, maybe I will be able to succeed."

When General Shulin heard that he was not included in the list, it was similar to what Xiao Binger said just now, so he was immediately unhappy.

"Auntie, haven't you asked the Rolling Curtain General?"

After hesitating for a while, General Shulin finally said this sentence.

Unexpectedly, the old lady was confused after hearing this, and said: "Young man, what are you talking about? Rolling curtain fried sauce? Why do I ask for rolling curtain fried sauce? I don't eat noodles with fried noodles, do I?"

"I..." General Shulin almost fainted from anger when he heard this, and said, "Ma'am, what you said is wrong, it's not Zhajiang, but General Shulian!"

"Rolling miso sauce?" The old lady interpreted "big general" as "miso sauce" and said, "Young man, isn't the miso sauce not fried before? Doesn't it become jajang after it is fried?"

The shutter general said: "Ma'am, why don't you understand? The shutter general I'm talking about is not miso, but a god in the sky!"

"Immortals?" The old lady finally understood the meaning of General Shulin, and said, "Young man, are there any immortals selling miso in the sky?"

"It... just be it," the rolling shutter general was also helpless, so he had no choice but to respond first, and said, "Ma'am, you really haven't paid homage?"

"Young man, are you out of your mind?" The old lady stared unhappily and said, "I'm here to hold my grandson. Why should I worship a god who sells miso sauce? If you say that, I will Those who sell pickles should worship him, don’t you think?”

The rolling shutter general said: "Mother, this rolling shutter general is not selling miso, he...he is Monk Sha from Journey to the West!"

After talking to the aunt in front of me for a long time, the rolling shutter general finally remembered the quarrel and moved Monk Sha out.

Sure enough, when the old man heard Monk Sha, he immediately laughed and said, "Young man, you said it earlier, is that Monk Sha? I know, I know, I will call Big Brother all day long, Master was taken away by monsters right?"

"Eh..." General Shulin also read some articles by Monk Sha on the Internet, one of which said that Monk Sha would not do anything else during the entire process of learning scriptures, but only talk nonsense, which is also called classic quotations.

There are five famous words, which are: 1. Senior brother, it’s not good, I was taken away by a monster. 2. Senior brother, second senior brother is right. 3. The senior brother is not good, the second senior brother and the master were taken away by monsters. 4. Master, don't be afraid, the elder brother will definitely come to save us. 5. Master, don't chase senior brother away.

Unexpectedly, the old lady in front of him said the same thing, so the general shutter was so angry that he was about to smoke.

"Auntie, what you said is wrong," General Rolling Screen said, "Monk Sha is also a very capable person. If you worship him, you can also have a child!"

"You fart!" As soon as the shutter general said, the old lady widened her eyes and said, "Young man, did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Auntie, why are you scolding me?" General Shulin said, "I have good intentions..."

"You have such a good intention," the aunt said angrily, "My old lady came here to worship Guanyin, but what kind of monk did you ask me to worship? Go and ask others, who has worshiped monk Sha?"

The rolling shutter general's face darkened, and he said, "Auntie, how do you know you don't have it? Even if you didn't ask for it, didn't anyone else either?"

"Okay, then let's ask," the lady said, and even raised her voice and shouted, "Hey, I told you all to come and take a look. There is a young man here, and he won't let me worship him. I pray to Guanyin Bodhisattva, but you ask me to pray to Monk Sha. Do you think it’s funny or not?”

"Ha ha!"

"Glory to Monk Sha? Interesting!"

"What are you begging him for? Learn to call senior brother, is master captured by monsters?"

"Don't tell me, I really asked Tang Sanzang, but this Monk Sha really didn't!"

"Is this guy out of his mind? How about we call the police?"

"I'll go, you're the only one out of your mind! Shouldn't you call the mental hospital? Why call the police?"

"You're the only one out of your mind, and I don't know the phone number of the mental hospital, do you know?"

"I do not know either!"

The general rolling the curtain heard all the discussions of the people around him, and his expression became more and more ugly.

Chen Xiao coughed lightly when she heard this, and said in a low voice: "Brother, don't be too sad, Monk Sha..."

"Shut up!" General Shulin stared at him, and said, "Everyone, is it true that none of you have enshrined General Shulin at home?"

"Ha ha!"

The people around laughed out loud when they heard it, but at this moment, a voice sounded.

"What are you laughing at? I'm enshrining the Rolling Curtain General at home!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience fell silent, and the shutter general couldn't help but shed tears excitedly.

Chen Ling, Xiao Bing'er and Guanyin Bodhisattva also looked over, only to see that the person speaking was a middle-aged man.

The old lady just now sneered and said, "Young man, what do you think? It's so good, why do you want to..."

"Auntie, I sell rolling shutter doors," the middle-aged man said, "So, I regard the rolling shutter general as the founder of rolling shutter doors!"

"Brother, you are talking nonsense," said a bystander, "Even if you sell rolling shutter doors, you have to pay for the God of Wealth. What does it have to do with General Rolling Shutter?"

"That's right, brother," another person echoed, "The rolling shutter general is just an attendant of the Jade Emperor. If you enshrine him, can your rolling shutter doors be sold?"

"Haha!" The middle-aged man laughed as soon as he heard it, and said, "Brother, don't tell me, my front door business was really not good before, but since I enshrined the shutter general, the business has really flourished." It seems that this rolling shutter general is really extraordinary, so clever!"

Everyone was very surprised when they heard it, and the rolling shutter general stepped forward and held the opponent's hand, saying: "Brother, you are really a discerning person. Hey, that's not right, big brother, why don't you come here today to pray to the Bodhisattva? What is it for?"

(End of this chapter)