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Chapter 31 Tear with Manjusri Bodhisattva!
Chapter 31 Tear with Manjusri Bodhisattva!
Chen Ling was startled when he heard that voice, even Guanyin Bodhisattva was also startled.However, when she closed her mouth and woke up, she realized that there was an auspicious cloud in front of her.
Seeing the people on the auspicious clouds, Guanyin Bodhisattva's face immediately became as cold as ice.It turned out that it was Manjusri Bodhisattva who came.
Although Chen Ling had never seen Manjusri Bodhisattva before, he looked at the lion, Manjusri Bodhisattva's appearance, especially the change in Guanyin Bodhisattva's expression, and he guessed the other party's identity.
At this moment, Manjusri Bodhisattva sat triumphantly on his lion and said, "Bodhisattva, where are you going? Why, are you traveling with the golden retriever?"
Chen Xiao became anxious when he heard this. With Manjushri Bodhisattva's words, he obviously thought that he was a golden retriever!
The implication is that I, Chen Xiao, am no longer a human being?His grandma’s!This Manjushri Bodhisattva’s mouth is not ordinary!
Chen Ling gritted her teeth immediately, thinking that since she met Manjusri Bodhisattva here, she must not let him take advantage of her.
Therefore, without waiting for Guanyin Bodhisattva to speak, Chen Ling secretly took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function again.
Today, I, Chen Xiao, will tear you apart on the spot, but I must record what Manjushri said, it may be useful in the future.
After making up her mind, Chen Xiao quickly laughed and said, "Bodhisattva, who is this?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva also put away his smiling face at this time, and said, "Master Chen, this is Manjusri Bodhisattva."
"Oh, so it's Manjusri Bodhisattva!" Chen Xiao had a weird smile on his face, and said, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, I'm being polite!"
"Haha, Golden Retriever, you don't need to be too polite!" Manjushri laughed and said, "Although you have become a human, I can see that you are as ugly as your real self, haha!"
Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and said: "Manjushri Bodhisattva, I am not actually a golden retriever. However, the implication of the Bodhisattva is that the golden retriever is ugly?"
"Haha, of course!" Manjushri Bodhisattva laughed loudly and said: "Boy, the golden retriever is indeed ugly to a new level. Don't you think so?"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Bodhisattva, what about your lion? Isn't it ugly?"
"Of course!" Manjusri Bodhisattva jumped off the lion, pointed to the lion and said, "Boy, look at my lion. It's majestic and handsome. I don't know how many times stronger than that golden retriever." What! It can be said that it is the most beautiful among all the immortal mounts, do you think so?"
"Well, I think so too," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "But Bodhisattva, do you know why?"
"Why? What why?" Manjusri Bodhisattva said strangely: "Boy, my lion is born with a majestic image, not as wretched as the golden retriever. How can there be so many reasons?"
"Haha, Bodhisattva, you are missing!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said: "As the saying goes, you can't have both, if you lose it here, you can keep it there, don't you think so? Look at the mortal people, those who are beautiful often don't have money, and those who have money may not be outstanding in appearance, so you can only choose one, you can't have both!"
Manjushri said: "Boy, what does your saying have anything to do with me?"
"Haha, of course it has something to do with it," Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, since ancient times, humans and immortals are all the same. If a person is frustrated in one aspect, God may make it up for you in another aspect. Similarly, a person If you are too strong in one aspect, God will make you slightly inferior in other aspects! Guanyin Bodhisattva is powerful, beautiful, merciful, unparalleled in the world, and is admired by thousands of people. Therefore, God has no choice but to give her an ugly horse. The incomparable mount is also good for other immortals to balance their minds. But what about you Bodhisattva? You don’t look good, you have a small belly, and you always have three points of ridicule when you see people. Give you some compensation! So, this lion was born very beautiful, don't you think?"
"You..." Hearing this, Manjusri Bodhisattva knew that the kid in front of him was scolding himself in a circle, and couldn't help but angrily said, "Boy, how dare you scold me? Don't think that there is Guanyin protecting you, I There is nothing I can do with you! Tell you, my mana is not weaker than hers!"
"Hehe, Bodhisattva, you are wrong again!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is the most fair, she will never favor me. But speaking of mana, Guanyin Bodhisattva is many times stronger than you!"
"Haha, boy, you really know how to joke!" Manjusri laughed and said, "You said that Guanyin Bodhisattva is powerful. Why was she stung by a scorpion a few days ago in the Mahavira Hall? People who are stung by scorpions are simply idiots! Even if they have magical powers, they are probably not much higher, right? Compared to me, Manjusri, they are far worse than me!"
When Chen Xiao and Scorpion Jing entered the Mahavira Hall, Manjushri Bodhisattva was away from Lingshan for something, so he said such words.
After he came back, an Arhat told him what happened that day.However, that arhat only said that Avalokitesvara was stung, but in order to protect the face of the Buddha, he concealed the fact that the Tathagata Buddha was stung.
Chen Xiao was overjoyed when she heard that, but she didn't expect Manjusri to fall into the pit by herself, so she hurriedly said, "Manjusri, do you mean that the Tathagata Buddha's mana is not high anymore? The Buddha was also stung by a scorpion, don't you mean , the Buddha's magic power is not as good as yours?"
"You..." Manjusri Bodhisattva's face changed when he heard this, and he said angrily: "Little boy, when did I say that the Buddha's magic power is not as good as mine? Don't swear! Besides, what does this matter have to do with the Buddha? Could it be that the Buddha was also stung? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
"Haha!" Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Manjushri, the Buddha was indeed stung. When I go to see the Buddha one day, I will definitely tell him what you said. What's your explanation?"
"Little brat, you are worthy too!" Manjushri sneered and said, "Do you think the Buddha will believe your words?"
"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said, "Manjushri, the Buddha doesn't have to believe my words. But, what you said just now, I have preserved it with a magic weapon, do you want to hear it?"
Manjusri stared at him and said, "Little boy, I have been in the fairy world for ten thousand years, and I have never heard of it. Is there any magic weapon that can preserve what people have said? Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
"Hehe, Bodhisattva, I think you are a three-year-old child," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "You yourself are short-sighted, you have never met a rare treasure in the fairy world, and you are saying that there is no such treasure in the world, come and see!"
With that said, Chen Ling shook her mobile phone, and then released the passage just now, saying, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, will the Buddha believe it when you say it?"
"This, this..." Manjushri Bodhisattva heard what he said just now, so his face changed even more frightened, and he shouted: "Little brat, you..."
"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed and said, "Manjushri Bodhisattva, I am just giving you a small lesson this time. If you are respectful to the Bodhisattva in the future, I will not go to the Buddha to report you. Otherwise, You'd better take care of yourself. Bodhisattva, let's go!"
After Chen Xiao finished speaking, she turned her head away, and at this moment, the voice of the Journey to the West system rang out: "Congratulations to the host, you have won two thousand Journey to the West points, and the current number of Journey to the West points is 13! "
(End of this chapter)
Chen Ling was startled when he heard that voice, even Guanyin Bodhisattva was also startled.However, when she closed her mouth and woke up, she realized that there was an auspicious cloud in front of her.
Seeing the people on the auspicious clouds, Guanyin Bodhisattva's face immediately became as cold as ice.It turned out that it was Manjusri Bodhisattva who came.
Although Chen Ling had never seen Manjusri Bodhisattva before, he looked at the lion, Manjusri Bodhisattva's appearance, especially the change in Guanyin Bodhisattva's expression, and he guessed the other party's identity.
At this moment, Manjusri Bodhisattva sat triumphantly on his lion and said, "Bodhisattva, where are you going? Why, are you traveling with the golden retriever?"
Chen Xiao became anxious when he heard this. With Manjushri Bodhisattva's words, he obviously thought that he was a golden retriever!
The implication is that I, Chen Xiao, am no longer a human being?His grandma’s!This Manjushri Bodhisattva’s mouth is not ordinary!
Chen Ling gritted her teeth immediately, thinking that since she met Manjusri Bodhisattva here, she must not let him take advantage of her.
Therefore, without waiting for Guanyin Bodhisattva to speak, Chen Ling secretly took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function again.
Today, I, Chen Xiao, will tear you apart on the spot, but I must record what Manjushri said, it may be useful in the future.
After making up her mind, Chen Xiao quickly laughed and said, "Bodhisattva, who is this?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva also put away his smiling face at this time, and said, "Master Chen, this is Manjusri Bodhisattva."
"Oh, so it's Manjusri Bodhisattva!" Chen Xiao had a weird smile on his face, and said, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, I'm being polite!"
"Haha, Golden Retriever, you don't need to be too polite!" Manjushri laughed and said, "Although you have become a human, I can see that you are as ugly as your real self, haha!"
Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and said: "Manjushri Bodhisattva, I am not actually a golden retriever. However, the implication of the Bodhisattva is that the golden retriever is ugly?"
"Haha, of course!" Manjushri Bodhisattva laughed loudly and said: "Boy, the golden retriever is indeed ugly to a new level. Don't you think so?"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Bodhisattva, what about your lion? Isn't it ugly?"
"Of course!" Manjusri Bodhisattva jumped off the lion, pointed to the lion and said, "Boy, look at my lion. It's majestic and handsome. I don't know how many times stronger than that golden retriever." What! It can be said that it is the most beautiful among all the immortal mounts, do you think so?"
"Well, I think so too," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "But Bodhisattva, do you know why?"
"Why? What why?" Manjusri Bodhisattva said strangely: "Boy, my lion is born with a majestic image, not as wretched as the golden retriever. How can there be so many reasons?"
"Haha, Bodhisattva, you are missing!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said: "As the saying goes, you can't have both, if you lose it here, you can keep it there, don't you think so? Look at the mortal people, those who are beautiful often don't have money, and those who have money may not be outstanding in appearance, so you can only choose one, you can't have both!"
Manjushri said: "Boy, what does your saying have anything to do with me?"
"Haha, of course it has something to do with it," Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, since ancient times, humans and immortals are all the same. If a person is frustrated in one aspect, God may make it up for you in another aspect. Similarly, a person If you are too strong in one aspect, God will make you slightly inferior in other aspects! Guanyin Bodhisattva is powerful, beautiful, merciful, unparalleled in the world, and is admired by thousands of people. Therefore, God has no choice but to give her an ugly horse. The incomparable mount is also good for other immortals to balance their minds. But what about you Bodhisattva? You don’t look good, you have a small belly, and you always have three points of ridicule when you see people. Give you some compensation! So, this lion was born very beautiful, don't you think?"
"You..." Hearing this, Manjusri Bodhisattva knew that the kid in front of him was scolding himself in a circle, and couldn't help but angrily said, "Boy, how dare you scold me? Don't think that there is Guanyin protecting you, I There is nothing I can do with you! Tell you, my mana is not weaker than hers!"
"Hehe, Bodhisattva, you are wrong again!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is the most fair, she will never favor me. But speaking of mana, Guanyin Bodhisattva is many times stronger than you!"
"Haha, boy, you really know how to joke!" Manjusri laughed and said, "You said that Guanyin Bodhisattva is powerful. Why was she stung by a scorpion a few days ago in the Mahavira Hall? People who are stung by scorpions are simply idiots! Even if they have magical powers, they are probably not much higher, right? Compared to me, Manjusri, they are far worse than me!"
When Chen Xiao and Scorpion Jing entered the Mahavira Hall, Manjushri Bodhisattva was away from Lingshan for something, so he said such words.
After he came back, an Arhat told him what happened that day.However, that arhat only said that Avalokitesvara was stung, but in order to protect the face of the Buddha, he concealed the fact that the Tathagata Buddha was stung.
Chen Xiao was overjoyed when she heard that, but she didn't expect Manjusri to fall into the pit by herself, so she hurriedly said, "Manjusri, do you mean that the Tathagata Buddha's mana is not high anymore? The Buddha was also stung by a scorpion, don't you mean , the Buddha's magic power is not as good as yours?"
"You..." Manjusri Bodhisattva's face changed when he heard this, and he said angrily: "Little boy, when did I say that the Buddha's magic power is not as good as mine? Don't swear! Besides, what does this matter have to do with the Buddha? Could it be that the Buddha was also stung? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
"Haha!" Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Manjushri, the Buddha was indeed stung. When I go to see the Buddha one day, I will definitely tell him what you said. What's your explanation?"
"Little brat, you are worthy too!" Manjushri sneered and said, "Do you think the Buddha will believe your words?"
"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said, "Manjushri, the Buddha doesn't have to believe my words. But, what you said just now, I have preserved it with a magic weapon, do you want to hear it?"
Manjusri stared at him and said, "Little boy, I have been in the fairy world for ten thousand years, and I have never heard of it. Is there any magic weapon that can preserve what people have said? Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
"Hehe, Bodhisattva, I think you are a three-year-old child," Chen Xiao said with a smile, "You yourself are short-sighted, you have never met a rare treasure in the fairy world, and you are saying that there is no such treasure in the world, come and see!"
With that said, Chen Ling shook her mobile phone, and then released the passage just now, saying, "Manjusri Bodhisattva, will the Buddha believe it when you say it?"
"This, this..." Manjushri Bodhisattva heard what he said just now, so his face changed even more frightened, and he shouted: "Little brat, you..."
"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed and said, "Manjushri Bodhisattva, I am just giving you a small lesson this time. If you are respectful to the Bodhisattva in the future, I will not go to the Buddha to report you. Otherwise, You'd better take care of yourself. Bodhisattva, let's go!"
After Chen Xiao finished speaking, she turned her head away, and at this moment, the voice of the Journey to the West system rang out: "Congratulations to the host, you have won two thousand Journey to the West points, and the current number of Journey to the West points is 13! "
(End of this chapter)
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