I want to do things on the Westward Journey
Chapter 44 This face is slapped, bang bang!
Chapter 44 This face is slapped, bang bang!
"Haha!" As soon as Chen Ling finished speaking, the shutter general laughed and said, "Chen Ling, you are really talking nonsense! Your Majesty, Chen Ling is clearly talking nonsense, please punish him!"
The Jade Emperor said: "General Roller, why do you say that?"
General Rolling Curtain sneered, and said: "Your Majesty, think about it, Chen Ling said that the Bodhisattva's divine water can revive willow branches, but it will take some time. Then, Chen Ling, how long are you talking about?" Time, is it 1 years?"
As soon as the Jade Emperor found it reasonable, he said, "Chen Xiao, what General Shulin said makes sense. Tell me, how long will it take?"
"Hehe, Your Majesty, the rolling shutter general is nonsense!" Chen Xiao laughed and said, "Actually, it won't take 1 years at all, it only needs 99 years!"
"Ah?" All the people present screamed when they heard it, and the rolling shutter general said: "Your Majesty, this Chen Xiao is talking nonsense, please take him to the demon-killing platform to behead him!"
"I'll go, this guy is really ruthless!" Chen Xiao said in her heart: "I just said a few words, and I'm going to put me on the demon-killing platform?"
Thinking of this, Chen Ling felt more and more that the rolling shutter general didn't look like a good person, so he sneered and said: "Your Majesty, the villain is not just talking nonsense, it's just that the rolling shutter general dared to belittle the Bodhisattva, that's why I spoke to anger him! Actually, Guanyin Bodhisattva's divine water can revive this willow branch in only one hour, Taishang Daozu, if you don't believe it, then let's bet on Tushita Palace and Luojia Mountain, do you dare?"
"Hehe, Chen Xiao, I don't want the Bodhisattva to be displaced," Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "Since you said one hour, then one hour? Your Majesty, we can wait patiently!"
After hearing this, Chen Xiao sneered for a while, and said, "Taishang Daozu, you are really a cunning person! That's good, in this way, your Tushita Palace doesn't have to change your surname, you should feel lucky!"
"Hmph, Chen Xiao, don't talk nonsense!" Taishang Laojun said angrily, "After an hour, if the wicker can't come back to life, I'll see how you answer correctly! Bodhisattva, you are usually dignified and majestic, how can you pay such a person?" Fellow Daoist? I really lost your dignity!"
As soon as he heard what Taishang Laojun said, Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately became unwilling and said, "Old gentleman, who I make friends with is my private matter, you shouldn't ask?"
"Hmph, Bodhisattva, I'm afraid that you made friends carelessly!" Taishang Laojun sneered and said, "I think this willow branch may not be revived even after 1 years!"
"Hehe, Laojun, you should just watch!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "Among my fellow Taoists, there has never been anyone who is vulgar!"
After finishing speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped talking, and Taishang Laojun felt very unhappy when he was slapped by others.
But now, everyone present felt that talking was superfluous, and the most important thing was to see the result, so there was no sound in the hall.
An hour is coming soon, King Tota looked at Chen Xiao and said, "Chen Xiao, this hour has come, you..."
Before Li Jing finished speaking, he suddenly saw that the willow branches in the clean bottle seemed to have a little green.
"Your Majesty, it's green, Your Majesty, it's green!" King Tota couldn't help shouting.
"Pfft!" Chen Ling laughed out loud, and shouted, "King Tota, shut up! You fucking... Uh, Your Majesty, this willow branch really turned green."
Chen Xiao laughed amused by the words of King Tota, he was about to swear a few words, but suddenly felt that there should be no noise in the hall, so he quickly changed his words.
The Jade Emperor didn't hear the implication, and he and the Queen Mother flew down from the throne. After a closer look, the willow branch had turned green, and new branches and leaves sprouted after a while.
Taishang Laojun was watching, his face was livid, Chen Xiao came to him, and said with a smile: "Taishang Daozu, look... Is this face slapped? Haha!"
"Chen Xiao, don't be complacent!" Taishang Laojun said angrily, "Isn't it just a purple golden bell? Give it to you!"
With that said, Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and the purple golden bell flew into his hand, and then handed it to Chen Ling.
Chen Xiao was very happy to take the Zijinling. At this moment, the voice of Journey to the West's Troubleshooting System rang.
"Congratulations to the host, you planned a huge gambling fight and won, so you got a reward of [-] Westward Journey Points, and now you have [-] Westward Journey Points! In addition, because you won a holiday for the people in Heaven, this It can be regarded as a good deed, so there are ten rewards for cultivating immortals."
"Haha, it's really great!" Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard that, but he immediately thought of one thing, the shutter general dared to play tricks secretly, see if I don't tell you a book!
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao smiled and said, "General Roller, what do you think of the Bodhisattva's mana?"
General Rolling Curtain was even more bullish than Taishang Laojun. He gave Chen Xiao a hard look, and said, "Chen Xiao, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. Winning once doesn't mean you can win every time! Besides, Your Majesty, I don't think this game is fair!"
The Jade Emperor was taken aback, and said, "General Roller, why do you think it's unfair?"
General Rolling Curtain said: "Your Majesty, you are the lord of sages. It can be seen that the time for Laojun to burn the willow branches is too short. This is clearly to save face for the Bodhisattva. Moreover, the willow branches in the imperial garden of the heaven are originally There are immortal roots, so even if the Bodhisattva wins, it is not honorable!"
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor felt that it made sense, so he smiled and said: "General Rolling Curtain, between Laojun and the Bodhisattva, it is a pleasure to cast mana power casually, of course, don't take it seriously!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was very upset after hearing this, and just as she was about to speak, Chen Ling whispered, "Sister, look at me!"
"Xiaoxiao, you..." Guanyin Bodhisattva knew that Chen Xiao was not easy, so he closed his mouth.
Chen Xiao took a few steps forward and shouted, "Your Majesty, the villain has something to say!"
The Jade Emperor said, "Chen Xiao, what do you have to say?"
Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the villain heard everything that General Rolling Screen said just now. But as far as I know, General Rolling Screen did not act according to your will, he committed the crime of deceiving the emperor!"
"Little brat, you are simply talking nonsense!" General Shulin suddenly changed his face, and said, "I am His Majesty's bodyguard, how could I not act according to His Majesty's will?"
"Hehe, you don't need to be so excited!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Let me ask you, where did the willow branches used for the bet between the old man and the Bodhisattva come from?"
"What do you think?" The rolling shutter general said, "Chen Xiao, of course this was originally brought from the imperial garden."
"General Rolling Curtain, you are lying!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "I, Chen Xiao, have been watching you all the way with my eyes. This willow branch is not from the Royal Garden, but you got it from the mortal world, right? I I know you don't admit it, Your Majesty, we can find the Heavenly King who guards the four gates, and we'll find out if we ask!"
(End of this chapter)
"Haha!" As soon as Chen Ling finished speaking, the shutter general laughed and said, "Chen Ling, you are really talking nonsense! Your Majesty, Chen Ling is clearly talking nonsense, please punish him!"
The Jade Emperor said: "General Roller, why do you say that?"
General Rolling Curtain sneered, and said: "Your Majesty, think about it, Chen Ling said that the Bodhisattva's divine water can revive willow branches, but it will take some time. Then, Chen Ling, how long are you talking about?" Time, is it 1 years?"
As soon as the Jade Emperor found it reasonable, he said, "Chen Xiao, what General Shulin said makes sense. Tell me, how long will it take?"
"Hehe, Your Majesty, the rolling shutter general is nonsense!" Chen Xiao laughed and said, "Actually, it won't take 1 years at all, it only needs 99 years!"
"Ah?" All the people present screamed when they heard it, and the rolling shutter general said: "Your Majesty, this Chen Xiao is talking nonsense, please take him to the demon-killing platform to behead him!"
"I'll go, this guy is really ruthless!" Chen Xiao said in her heart: "I just said a few words, and I'm going to put me on the demon-killing platform?"
Thinking of this, Chen Ling felt more and more that the rolling shutter general didn't look like a good person, so he sneered and said: "Your Majesty, the villain is not just talking nonsense, it's just that the rolling shutter general dared to belittle the Bodhisattva, that's why I spoke to anger him! Actually, Guanyin Bodhisattva's divine water can revive this willow branch in only one hour, Taishang Daozu, if you don't believe it, then let's bet on Tushita Palace and Luojia Mountain, do you dare?"
"Hehe, Chen Xiao, I don't want the Bodhisattva to be displaced," Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "Since you said one hour, then one hour? Your Majesty, we can wait patiently!"
After hearing this, Chen Xiao sneered for a while, and said, "Taishang Daozu, you are really a cunning person! That's good, in this way, your Tushita Palace doesn't have to change your surname, you should feel lucky!"
"Hmph, Chen Xiao, don't talk nonsense!" Taishang Laojun said angrily, "After an hour, if the wicker can't come back to life, I'll see how you answer correctly! Bodhisattva, you are usually dignified and majestic, how can you pay such a person?" Fellow Daoist? I really lost your dignity!"
As soon as he heard what Taishang Laojun said, Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately became unwilling and said, "Old gentleman, who I make friends with is my private matter, you shouldn't ask?"
"Hmph, Bodhisattva, I'm afraid that you made friends carelessly!" Taishang Laojun sneered and said, "I think this willow branch may not be revived even after 1 years!"
"Hehe, Laojun, you should just watch!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "Among my fellow Taoists, there has never been anyone who is vulgar!"
After finishing speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped talking, and Taishang Laojun felt very unhappy when he was slapped by others.
But now, everyone present felt that talking was superfluous, and the most important thing was to see the result, so there was no sound in the hall.
An hour is coming soon, King Tota looked at Chen Xiao and said, "Chen Xiao, this hour has come, you..."
Before Li Jing finished speaking, he suddenly saw that the willow branches in the clean bottle seemed to have a little green.
"Your Majesty, it's green, Your Majesty, it's green!" King Tota couldn't help shouting.
"Pfft!" Chen Ling laughed out loud, and shouted, "King Tota, shut up! You fucking... Uh, Your Majesty, this willow branch really turned green."
Chen Xiao laughed amused by the words of King Tota, he was about to swear a few words, but suddenly felt that there should be no noise in the hall, so he quickly changed his words.
The Jade Emperor didn't hear the implication, and he and the Queen Mother flew down from the throne. After a closer look, the willow branch had turned green, and new branches and leaves sprouted after a while.
Taishang Laojun was watching, his face was livid, Chen Xiao came to him, and said with a smile: "Taishang Daozu, look... Is this face slapped? Haha!"
"Chen Xiao, don't be complacent!" Taishang Laojun said angrily, "Isn't it just a purple golden bell? Give it to you!"
With that said, Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and the purple golden bell flew into his hand, and then handed it to Chen Ling.
Chen Xiao was very happy to take the Zijinling. At this moment, the voice of Journey to the West's Troubleshooting System rang.
"Congratulations to the host, you planned a huge gambling fight and won, so you got a reward of [-] Westward Journey Points, and now you have [-] Westward Journey Points! In addition, because you won a holiday for the people in Heaven, this It can be regarded as a good deed, so there are ten rewards for cultivating immortals."
"Haha, it's really great!" Chen Xiao was very happy when he heard that, but he immediately thought of one thing, the shutter general dared to play tricks secretly, see if I don't tell you a book!
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao smiled and said, "General Roller, what do you think of the Bodhisattva's mana?"
General Rolling Curtain was even more bullish than Taishang Laojun. He gave Chen Xiao a hard look, and said, "Chen Xiao, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. Winning once doesn't mean you can win every time! Besides, Your Majesty, I don't think this game is fair!"
The Jade Emperor was taken aback, and said, "General Roller, why do you think it's unfair?"
General Rolling Curtain said: "Your Majesty, you are the lord of sages. It can be seen that the time for Laojun to burn the willow branches is too short. This is clearly to save face for the Bodhisattva. Moreover, the willow branches in the imperial garden of the heaven are originally There are immortal roots, so even if the Bodhisattva wins, it is not honorable!"
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor felt that it made sense, so he smiled and said: "General Rolling Curtain, between Laojun and the Bodhisattva, it is a pleasure to cast mana power casually, of course, don't take it seriously!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was very upset after hearing this, and just as she was about to speak, Chen Ling whispered, "Sister, look at me!"
"Xiaoxiao, you..." Guanyin Bodhisattva knew that Chen Xiao was not easy, so he closed his mouth.
Chen Xiao took a few steps forward and shouted, "Your Majesty, the villain has something to say!"
The Jade Emperor said, "Chen Xiao, what do you have to say?"
Chen Xiao said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the villain heard everything that General Rolling Screen said just now. But as far as I know, General Rolling Screen did not act according to your will, he committed the crime of deceiving the emperor!"
"Little brat, you are simply talking nonsense!" General Shulin suddenly changed his face, and said, "I am His Majesty's bodyguard, how could I not act according to His Majesty's will?"
"Hehe, you don't need to be so excited!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Let me ask you, where did the willow branches used for the bet between the old man and the Bodhisattva come from?"
"What do you think?" The rolling shutter general said, "Chen Xiao, of course this was originally brought from the imperial garden."
"General Rolling Curtain, you are lying!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "I, Chen Xiao, have been watching you all the way with my eyes. This willow branch is not from the Royal Garden, but you got it from the mortal world, right? I I know you don't admit it, Your Majesty, we can find the Heavenly King who guards the four gates, and we'll find out if we ask!"
(End of this chapter)
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