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Chapter 57: Taishang Taoist offended someone!
Chapter 57: Taishang Taoist offended someone!
When Taishang Laojun said this, some immortals thought it made sense, so they nodded frequently.
Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered, and said, "Patriarch Dao, you can't say that. According to your opinion, should all the idle people in the heaven be abandoned?"
"Bodhisattva, this is natural!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, the idle person has nothing to do, what do you want him to do?"
"Hehe, Daozu, what you said is very reasonable," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "Then please ask Zu, how long has it been since you left Heavenly Court and Tushita Palace?"
Taishang Laojun was taken aback because he didn't know what Guanyin Bodhisattva meant, so he replied: "Bodhisattva, I haven't left the Heavenly Court and Tushita Palace for thousands of years. You also know that I practice alchemy all day long. Bodhisattva thinks I'm that idle person?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Taozu, you are not idle, but what about the two boys beside you? They..."
"Bodhisattva, they are not idlers!" Taishang Laojun said: "My golden furnace boy and silver furnace boy light the fire for me to make alchemy every day. In addition, they also have to supervise many chores such as cleaning the courtyard. It can be said that they have worked hard. Not an idler!"
"Really?" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Taozu, what about your green ox? Could it also be used to make alchemy, light fires and clean the courtyard?"
"Of course not!" the Taishang Laojun said: "Bodhisattva, that green ox is just an animal, how could it burn fire and sweep the yard? But, whenever I leave the heaven and the lower realm, I have to rely on it to carry me around!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "My lord, what if there is no green ox? Don't you know how to fly and soar into the clouds?"
"Bodhisattva, what's your name?" Taishang Laojun said: "Why can't I soar? Of course I can soar, and the speed is extremely fast!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and said: "Taozu, according to what you said, your green ox has not been ridden for at least a thousand years, and even if you don't have it, it will not delay your trip. If this is the case, isn't the green ox Is it leisurely? Not only is it leisurely, it is simply superfluous, what do you think?"
"I..." Taishang Laojun lowered his face after hearing this, and said, "Bodhisattva, what do you mean?"
"Hehe, it's not interesting." Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "It's just that the Taoist ancestor said that the heavens don't raise idlers, so if this is the case, your green cattle should not stay in Tushita Palace, and should go to the lower realm to plow the fields." !"
"You..." Taishang Laojun was so angry that he couldn't speak, and said: "Bodhisattva, my green bull is just a beast, how can it be compared with others? You said that if you call that person to heaven, at least you have to give it to me." Isn't his mansion a waste?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva did not answer this sentence, but came to Chen Xiao and whispered, "Xiaoxiao, where is your magic weapon for recording? Start recording!"
"Sister, what are you doing?" Chen Xiao asked in a low voice.
"Tricking people, what else can you do?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "Hurry up!"
"Okay!" Chen Xiao agreed, then secretly took out her phone and started recording.
This Lingxiao Palace is very tall, so every god should speak louder, so not only can they hear clearly, but there is even an echo.
Guanyin Bodhisattva waited for a while, guessing that Chen Xiao was ready, and said with a smile: "Taozu, you are short, let me ask you, how many stars are there in the heavenly court?"
Taishang Laojun said: "Bodhisattva, there are 27 four-dimensional constellations in the heavenly court. There were originally 28 constellations. It was only a thousand years ago that Pleiades descended to the realm for no reason, and there was no news from him. Therefore, even the Guangming Palace was empty! "
"Daozu, that's it!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said: "Your Majesty, empress, the immortal family I recommend is also a chicken god, and it is very likely that he is the descendant of the Pleiades chicken. Wouldn’t it be a good thing to recruit someone from heaven to be a Pleiades star official and live in the Bright Palace?”
The Jade Emperor nodded, and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said to Taishang Laojun: "Daozu, do you think this is good? You see, Tianting has recovered a new Pleiades chicken, and has not built a new palace. Isn't it a good thing?" piece?"
"Bodhisattva, I don't think so!" Taishang Laojun said with a sneer, "Pleiades have been in the lower realm for a thousand years, and during these thousand years, the remaining 27 four-pointed stars are also doing nothing, so why do you want to come up to see them?" An idler?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed loudly when he heard it, and said: "The 27 stars in the four directions, have you heard that?"
The 27 Su was among the immortals in the temple, and they were all furious when they heard this, so they all stood up.
"Taishang Daozu, I'm not convinced!" A star said: "My twenty brothers are divided into four directions, and they are constantly patrolling outside the Tiangong. Why are we doing nothing?"
"This..." Taishang Laojun also knew that what he said just now was inappropriate, so he could only say: "Everyone, I don't mean that! I mean, you 27 people have worked hard, but why did the immortal As soon as your family comes to heaven, you will live in the Guangming Palace? Bodhisattva, is that person your old friend, have you accepted his benefits?"
"Ancestor Dao, of course not," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "It's just that the fairy family has extraordinary status. He is not only a god chicken, but also the son of a Bodhisattva, so I recommended him up!"
"Haha!" Taishang Laojun burst out laughing when he heard this, and said, "Bodhisattva, you really took advantage of others. I think that Bodhisattva's son must have nowhere to go, so you let Bodhisattva kill him." Come to heaven?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said: "Taozu, you can't say that. I am not familiar with that Bodhisattva, but her son has real abilities, so I recommended him."
Taishang Laojun was still very disdainful, and said: "Well, Bodhisattva, let me ask you, who is the Bodhisattva you are talking about? Can you tell me her name?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Of course, Daozu, that Bodhisattva is none other than Pilanpo Bodhisattva!"
When the immortals above the hall heard this, some people were shocked on the spot, because they knew that Bodhisattva had a strange temper and was not easy to provoke.
However, the Taishang Laojun didn't care, and said: "It turned out to be that Pilanpo Bodhisattva, but I have only heard her name, but I don't know her magic power. Bodhisattva, you said that you want to recommend her son." , Could it be that you are afraid of her?"
Avalokitesvara laughed and said, "Ancestor Tao, that Pilanpo Bodhisattva has boundless powers and is admired by everyone. I am afraid that there is no one in the heavenly court who is his opponent!"
Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Bodhisattva, you are too cautious. The power of Bodhisattva Pilanpo is far inferior to yours. Why are you so afraid of her?"
(End of this chapter)
When Taishang Laojun said this, some immortals thought it made sense, so they nodded frequently.
Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered, and said, "Patriarch Dao, you can't say that. According to your opinion, should all the idle people in the heaven be abandoned?"
"Bodhisattva, this is natural!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, the idle person has nothing to do, what do you want him to do?"
"Hehe, Daozu, what you said is very reasonable," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "Then please ask Zu, how long has it been since you left Heavenly Court and Tushita Palace?"
Taishang Laojun was taken aback because he didn't know what Guanyin Bodhisattva meant, so he replied: "Bodhisattva, I haven't left the Heavenly Court and Tushita Palace for thousands of years. You also know that I practice alchemy all day long. Bodhisattva thinks I'm that idle person?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Taozu, you are not idle, but what about the two boys beside you? They..."
"Bodhisattva, they are not idlers!" Taishang Laojun said: "My golden furnace boy and silver furnace boy light the fire for me to make alchemy every day. In addition, they also have to supervise many chores such as cleaning the courtyard. It can be said that they have worked hard. Not an idler!"
"Really?" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Taozu, what about your green ox? Could it also be used to make alchemy, light fires and clean the courtyard?"
"Of course not!" the Taishang Laojun said: "Bodhisattva, that green ox is just an animal, how could it burn fire and sweep the yard? But, whenever I leave the heaven and the lower realm, I have to rely on it to carry me around!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "My lord, what if there is no green ox? Don't you know how to fly and soar into the clouds?"
"Bodhisattva, what's your name?" Taishang Laojun said: "Why can't I soar? Of course I can soar, and the speed is extremely fast!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and said: "Taozu, according to what you said, your green ox has not been ridden for at least a thousand years, and even if you don't have it, it will not delay your trip. If this is the case, isn't the green ox Is it leisurely? Not only is it leisurely, it is simply superfluous, what do you think?"
"I..." Taishang Laojun lowered his face after hearing this, and said, "Bodhisattva, what do you mean?"
"Hehe, it's not interesting." Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "It's just that the Taoist ancestor said that the heavens don't raise idlers, so if this is the case, your green cattle should not stay in Tushita Palace, and should go to the lower realm to plow the fields." !"
"You..." Taishang Laojun was so angry that he couldn't speak, and said: "Bodhisattva, my green bull is just a beast, how can it be compared with others? You said that if you call that person to heaven, at least you have to give it to me." Isn't his mansion a waste?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva did not answer this sentence, but came to Chen Xiao and whispered, "Xiaoxiao, where is your magic weapon for recording? Start recording!"
"Sister, what are you doing?" Chen Xiao asked in a low voice.
"Tricking people, what else can you do?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "Hurry up!"
"Okay!" Chen Xiao agreed, then secretly took out her phone and started recording.
This Lingxiao Palace is very tall, so every god should speak louder, so not only can they hear clearly, but there is even an echo.
Guanyin Bodhisattva waited for a while, guessing that Chen Xiao was ready, and said with a smile: "Taozu, you are short, let me ask you, how many stars are there in the heavenly court?"
Taishang Laojun said: "Bodhisattva, there are 27 four-dimensional constellations in the heavenly court. There were originally 28 constellations. It was only a thousand years ago that Pleiades descended to the realm for no reason, and there was no news from him. Therefore, even the Guangming Palace was empty! "
"Daozu, that's it!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said: "Your Majesty, empress, the immortal family I recommend is also a chicken god, and it is very likely that he is the descendant of the Pleiades chicken. Wouldn’t it be a good thing to recruit someone from heaven to be a Pleiades star official and live in the Bright Palace?”
The Jade Emperor nodded, and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said to Taishang Laojun: "Daozu, do you think this is good? You see, Tianting has recovered a new Pleiades chicken, and has not built a new palace. Isn't it a good thing?" piece?"
"Bodhisattva, I don't think so!" Taishang Laojun said with a sneer, "Pleiades have been in the lower realm for a thousand years, and during these thousand years, the remaining 27 four-pointed stars are also doing nothing, so why do you want to come up to see them?" An idler?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed loudly when he heard it, and said: "The 27 stars in the four directions, have you heard that?"
The 27 Su was among the immortals in the temple, and they were all furious when they heard this, so they all stood up.
"Taishang Daozu, I'm not convinced!" A star said: "My twenty brothers are divided into four directions, and they are constantly patrolling outside the Tiangong. Why are we doing nothing?"
"This..." Taishang Laojun also knew that what he said just now was inappropriate, so he could only say: "Everyone, I don't mean that! I mean, you 27 people have worked hard, but why did the immortal As soon as your family comes to heaven, you will live in the Guangming Palace? Bodhisattva, is that person your old friend, have you accepted his benefits?"
"Ancestor Dao, of course not," Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a smile, "It's just that the fairy family has extraordinary status. He is not only a god chicken, but also the son of a Bodhisattva, so I recommended him up!"
"Haha!" Taishang Laojun burst out laughing when he heard this, and said, "Bodhisattva, you really took advantage of others. I think that Bodhisattva's son must have nowhere to go, so you let Bodhisattva kill him." Come to heaven?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said: "Taozu, you can't say that. I am not familiar with that Bodhisattva, but her son has real abilities, so I recommended him."
Taishang Laojun was still very disdainful, and said: "Well, Bodhisattva, let me ask you, who is the Bodhisattva you are talking about? Can you tell me her name?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Of course, Daozu, that Bodhisattva is none other than Pilanpo Bodhisattva!"
When the immortals above the hall heard this, some people were shocked on the spot, because they knew that Bodhisattva had a strange temper and was not easy to provoke.
However, the Taishang Laojun didn't care, and said: "It turned out to be that Pilanpo Bodhisattva, but I have only heard her name, but I don't know her magic power. Bodhisattva, you said that you want to recommend her son." , Could it be that you are afraid of her?"
Avalokitesvara laughed and said, "Ancestor Tao, that Pilanpo Bodhisattva has boundless powers and is admired by everyone. I am afraid that there is no one in the heavenly court who is his opponent!"
Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Bodhisattva, you are too cautious. The power of Bodhisattva Pilanpo is far inferior to yours. Why are you so afraid of her?"
(End of this chapter)
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