Urban Ultrain System

Chapter 25 Extra Story: Sun Feng's Daily Life

I originally wanted to use this as the beginning of a new book, but then the editor said that this is too wordy, there is no opening topic, and it is not suitable for the beginning, so I had to discard it, and I couldn’t bear to throw it away. Anyway, it’s a free chapter now, so I just treat it as a side story Let's post this article, it's all for making everyone laugh, and by the way, explain the ins and outs of Sun Feng and that Baldy Zhao.

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"Hey? This damn broken electric bell, why did he meow again?

Didn't Laozi give him a good education that day on a dark and windy night, and let him deeply understand his major mistake that disturbed people's dreams.

From then on, he pointedly told Lao Tzu that he wants to change his mind and start a new life, ah no, is it to be a three-good student, a five-good youth, and a model bell in modern society?

Who is it that he owes me, that I have worked so hard to bend the electric bell, and then straighten it for him?This speed of rectification is too damn fast.

And you bastard, this quiet sneak attack seems to have the meaning of not paying attention to the fruits of Lao Tzu's labor.

You little bastard!
If you have the spare time and ability, why don't you worry about it, the ever-growing Lily team, it's really awesome to quickly get them to change their ways. I don't know that the social competition among gay men is so stressful.

Not to mention the current situation where there are too many monks and too little porridge, let’s just talk about the gates of those art schools, which are arranged in an S shape next to the gates before school ends, and then become a B shape in a while.

That group of godfathers with fat heads, big ears, and fat bodies is not a group of animals that eat dry food! "

As the sound became louder and hoarse, the tone changed, and a very harsh ringing sounded.

The originally quiet campus suddenly became noisy.

I saw a lot of boys and girls in school uniforms, either in a panic, or with unhappy expressions, coming out of toilets, corners, bushes, and some corners that are quiet and uninhabited. .

All of them looked like they were going to a market, and filed into the room with their bloody mouths open, like a slaughterhouse that cannibalize people without spitting out their bones. Uh, no, it's a classroom.

There are also a few sad babies who are slow, and some female three-headed hell dogs who happen to be in their menstrual period are still guarded at the door of the classroom, and they are caught right away. ah.

That speech speed, that intonation, that vocabulary, tsk tsk, is really like a torrential river, and it's like the Yellow River is flooding and it's out of control.

Originally, this annoying ringtone had disturbed him from having a friendly visit with a certain beautiful woman who was both virtuous and artistic.

He intends to express his cordial greetings to the whole family of the active man who does good deeds without leaving his name, and draws a few more circles along the way, cursing that powerful man with magical abilities.

After seeing the scenes of joy and joy, especially after seeing the sad appearance of those hard-working children who were educated, he was stunned.

Then he laughed so unscrupulously, leaned against the big tree behind him, slightly crossed his legs, and began to score the disastrous comedy blockbuster in front of him.

Seeing the exciting place, he also casually grabbed the half-pack of peanuts left over from eating beside him, and put it into his mouth leisurely.

Although his skills are not up to standard, he may not necessarily throw in five out of ten, and his image also has a strong taste of being inferior, but at least he is not like a judge.

"Although there is no full martial arts that I am most looking forward to, for example, similar to Wu Song fighting a tiger, a monkey stealing a peach, and a fairy showing the way, which are very beneficial to physical and mental health, but since it is a free drama, I will reluctantly make it a point. Bar.

So who, who, look at your human-shaped round scale, still eloquent, with a posture of flying down three thousand feet, this year, the best performance award is yours...

That grandson over there, I see you putting your hands in your hands, holding your head high, holding a cigarette in your mouth, squinting your eyes, and looking like you're pulling and pulling, you're really a bit crazy.

Tsk tsk, especially this squishy little appearance, it's quite a bit like my master back then, from the red light district all the way to Happy Street, he lifted up the skirts of 87 little girls in a row, grabbed fifteen bunches of candied haws, and three lollipops. style.

Not to mention, the best actor trophy is here for you...

Yo, are you still crying?How old are you, still crying, woman, woman, do you still have a nickname called Faucet?What is the moonlight, you still think the amount is not big enough...

Grab a piece of grass, this guy turned out to be a cute boy paper!Still acting like a baby!Still pouting!The fairy sister on that road came to save me!
My titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are about to be blinded..."

"........."

"Hey! Sun Feng, why don't you run away, kid? The bell is about to ring for the third time. This is Zhao Baldzi's class. Be careful and Zhao Baldzi caught you again and called your parents over."

Looking at Sun Feng, who was leaning against the tree trunk, leisurely and leisurely, not at all anxious about the coming thunder and rain, he looked like an outsider, sitting and watching Yunjuanyunshu.

A classmate who was flying past him suddenly stopped very kindly, and shouted at him hurriedly, look at how he rolled up his sleeves and strode towards him.

It seems that there is still the meaning of coming up to pull Sun Feng, and stage a show of never leaving and never giving up.

"Baldy Zhao? Are you talking about that?"

Hearing the other party's shout, Sun Feng yawned lazily, and rubbed his eyelids when he was not paying attention, and wanted to kiss passionately together again.

Like a boneless rice worm, it squirmed inch by inch along the tree trunk behind it, finally straightened up, and pointed to a place behind the other party with a smile on his face, reminding him kindly.

Hearing Sun Feng's words, the kind man's body suddenly stiffened, his mouth twitched, and his expression made him almost cry!
His head looked like a waste machine that was short of oil, and he looked in the direction Sun Feng indicated bit by bit.

And just at this moment, a gloomy and fierce gaze just happened to cast over.

Looking at the familiar figure guarding the door, that livid and dark complexion, that iconic dazzling bright dome.

And on the top of the light, in the breeze, it is constantly raging and fluttering in the wind, as if at the door of a nightclub, dressed up in splendor, shouting, please, a few iconic grasses.

The kind-hearted classmate's face turned pale in an instant.

After shivering cleverly, he no longer cared about displaying solidarity and friendship with his classmates, about dying together, and thinking about putting his back on his back when he was about to die.

Shrinking his neck vigorously, lowering his head, he broke out at a speed that could make Bolt dumbfounded, and rushed into the back door of the classroom with lightning speed.

He really didn't have the guts to go ahead, Zhao Baldzi's cannibalistic gaze alone was enough to scare him into the urine, not to mention the ferocious bite, which seemed to be about to spew out lava in the next second Big mouth.

"Ah~~~ See you again..."

As for Zhao Baldzi, who wanted to cut him into slices with his eyes, and then eat him raw without sauce, Sun Feng yawned lazily at him, and waved him in a friendly manner.

By the way, send a wink and a kiss that is enough to make people sick.

Click!Click!Click!
Seeing Sun Feng's kind and friendly greeting to him, Zhao Tuzi's face suddenly became darker than Bao Zheng's, and faintly livid.

He gritted his big yellow teeth, and his clenched fist showed a burst of blue veins. On his forehead, there seemed to be a faint puff of white smoke emerging.

"Xu! Zhi! Yang!!! Stand up for me! What time is it? Open your eyes to see what time it is before you enter the classroom for me. Why are you late? I don't want to hear any reason. Immediately Stand outside in the corridor for me! Call your parents over in the afternoon, and I will talk to him about your performance in school during this time!!!!"

"Tooth! Buy! Disc..."

A roar that could spread throughout the entire teaching building suddenly burst out from Bald Zhao's mouth, and the ceiling, which had been in disrepair for a long time, was trembling with fear from the sudden roar.

I couldn't help but pulled some unlucky children covered in white dust.

Compared with Zhao Tuzi's heavyweight voice, the wailing of that unlucky boy Xu Zhiyang seemed a bit inconspicuous.

"Hey, poor baby, you fell into the hands of the angry Zhao Tuzi. I hope you have the heart of Iron Man, the resistance of Superman, and the recovery speed of Wolverine...

If you don't have any of these, then you'd better buy yourself a personal accident insurance in advance, so that your mother won't be too heartbroken.

Of course, for the sake of our classmates, for your funeral, I will personally pick 99 wild chrysanthemums you like most, and make a beautiful wreath for you.

It can also be regarded as a perfect mark for our classmates' friendship, Amen! "

"Going to school is hard, going to school is tiring, and you have to pay tuition fees to go to school. It's better to participate in the gangster party. It doesn't matter if you kill and set fire, and you have beautiful women to sleep with you~~~"

Digging the humming ears, Sun Feng pulled his body out of the ground bit by bit, twisting his neck, shaking his buttocks, and followed a man who was about to He looked like an old man with one foot into the coffin, dangling all the parts of his body, humming a tune of four or six, and drifted towards the school gate.

As for Zhao Tuzi and the class, these two things have been ignored by Sun Feng Hongguoguo.

Even his act of being unable to catch the rabbit and the dog, like the roar of a lion in the river east, did not leave the slightest ripple in his heart.

For the class teacher named Zhao Tuzi, Sun Feng really didn't have the slightest respect in his heart.

To use his words, which are fully recognized by everyone, Zhao Tuzi is a pig butcher in the skin of a gentle and elegant teacher. As a gangster, he definitely has more potential than a gardener.

The wretched and timid female student, using the excuse of giving a lecture, peeped at the chest of the female classmate, secretly installed a camera in the female toilet, threatened the classmate, demanded benefits,...

If his great achievements were placed on others, he would have been beaten to death in the toilet more than a dozen times, but who asked the brother-in-law of the Director of the Education Bureau to come? There was someone behind him!
Compared with those powerless bastards, Zhao Tuzi is also a resounding character!
Especially in places like schools, he is basically a privileged figure who walks sideways and picks up bird droppings with his mouth.

In particular, he also has a pair of eyesight and ability comparable to a dog's leg.

For people with a stronger background than him, he can't wait to kneel down and lick them. For those who have no power or power, he starts to do his best, picking his nose and eyes, and picking up bird droppings with his mouth.

Originally, whether Zhao Tuzi was a scumbag, whether he should be dragged out and shot for 5 minutes, had nothing to do with Sun Feng.

After all, everyone has their own way of life, but since he parachuted into their head teacher, the two of them have met, got acquainted, and got to know each other thoroughly.

On the first day Zhao Tuzi came here, he started urinating and enclosing territory.

As for the three fires that the new official took office, he didn't run away from killing chickens to make an example of monkeys. I don't know if the two of them are a match made in heaven or if they have been in love for generations. In short, Zhao Tuzi fell in love with Sun Feng at the first sight.

Not even 2 minutes after arriving at the new site, he used the excuse that Sun Feng came in just one second before the school bell to start a hysterical roar.

Afterwards, there was an eloquent and friendly interview lasting more than half an hour, from international to domestic, from ideological to quality, it was a comprehensive pursuit of him.

The spittle almost blinded Sun Feng's eyes.

And for those hard-working gardeners who care about the growth of students from the bottom of their hearts, Sun Feng, a good boy, he still admires very much.

For Zhao Tuozi's full of concern, he not only stepped back three meters to show respect, but also reminded Zhao Tuozi very intimately and caringly that he had bad breath and that the zipper underneath was not closed properly. In the state of being out of the wall.

By the way, with his dignified image, he gave him a nickname that matched him very well, and took a family portrait of him and his domineering, petite, and exceptionally refined second brother.

At the same time, I did not forget to distribute this family portrait photo to the campus post bar for free, and put it on the top and marked it with a red circle.

Of course, Sun Feng said that when he did this, he was completely shocked by Bald Zhao, ah no, it was Mr. Zhao's selfless, tireless, both ability and political integrity, dedication, dedication, and the spirit of a good teacher and friend.

Only then will he help the unknown Mr. Zhao Tuzi without thinking, involuntarily, and involuntarily, to promote his strengths and spread his spirit, so that more people can learn his valuable side, so as to get rid of his inferiority complex.

At the end of the incident, everyone on campus was well-known, and Zhao Tuzi's majestic appearance and that chicken soup for the soul also thoroughly penetrated into the hearts of everyone who had read the post bar.

The effect of this treatment was obvious. On the first day, at least a dozen students, like a runaway husky, were in a state of excitement all day long.

They also told their companions that after pouring this bowl of chicken soup for the soul, the waist and legs are no longer sore, and they even have the strength to jump off the building.

As for the future of teachers, the most representative national treasure in the 21st century, great mentor and helpful friend, hardworking gardener, our respectable and lovely teacher Zhao Tuzi.

After a short three-day trip to the hospital, he struggled hard to get back to work because he was worried about the students he cared about.

As soon as Teacher Zhao Tuozi returned to school, he rushed to his work immediately.

With an excited expression on his face, he expressed his earnest and manly greetings to his students, especially Sun Feng.

And student Sun Feng, who has a big fault on his back, was once again shocked by Mr. Zhao Tuzi's conscientious attitude and forgetting to eat and sleep.

I'm afraid that Mr. Zhao Tuzi will worry about these students who don't seek to make progress, and delay the critical time of treatment, so they completely give up treatment.

With tears in his eyes, he personally presented the small gift that had been prepared for a long time, which was very representative of his personal emotions.

After some affectionate comfort and persuasion, Mr. Zhao Tuzi was finally persuaded to return to the hospital, where he stayed for another half a month.

Of course, for this reason, Sun Feng's children's shoes, who put the teacher's health first at that time, were put on probation again, and would be charged with direct expulsion next time.

However, all of this is not worth mentioning to Sun Feng, who regards Teacher Zhao Tuzi as a mentor, a role model for the people, and a role model for teachers.

He said that it’s okay for him to be wronged. The teacher’s persistence in treatment is more important than anything else. This school can live without him, but it must not be without our respectable and lovely teacher Zhao Tuzi.

After more than half a month, after Mr. Zhao Tuzi returned from vacation, the two of them had two more friendly talks in private.

The first time ended with the three strong students who acted as "peacemakers", all of whom were hospitalized, went to visit the place where Mr. Zhao had struggled for more than half a month, and felt his deep sorrow for the old man.

The second time, classmate Sun Feng took the initiative to visit Teacher Zhao Tuozi with a gift. Maybe he went at the wrong time, or maybe Teacher Zhao was a little excited when he saw Sun Feng arriving.

Teacher Zhao Tuozi, who was in the pit calculating what the gravitational force would be today, was so excited when he faced the carefully prepared Wangwang gift package from classmate Sun Feng.

Without even putting on his trousers, he went out to greet Sun Feng with his face full of tears, shaking off the chicken soup for his soul.

As for his mouth, face, body, clothes, and buttocks, those fat baby dots...

That's too normal, who is the great teacher Zhao Tuzi?
He is the most representative national treasure figure in the 21st century!Even being a gardener, who is admired by thousands of people, is an existence that is so awesome that it can't be any more awesome.

Since you are a gardener, there is no reason not to deal with fertilizers!
However, compared with other gardeners, Teacher Zhao Tuzi is still dedicated to his work!
Lead by example, understand, taste the taste of different fertilizers, practice and research constantly, and regard teaching and educating people as his lifelong career.

We strive to make a super compound fertilizer that is far superior to Jin Kaila, so that the flowers and bones of our motherland can completely win at the starting line.

Sun Feng, who was once again moved by Mr. Zhao Tuozi's selfless, unselfish and dedicated spirit of benefiting others, couldn't help picking up the mobile phone that had been prepared in his hand, and solemnly arranged his glorious image at this moment into a permanent Memories, posted again on the school's post bar, so that his famous name can be spread.

Ever since, the great Mr. Zhao Tuozi became popular again. To borrow a comment from Comrade **, he will live in our hearts forever!

As for the final result, it ended with the schools playing [-] boards each.

In the afternoon, Sun Feng picked up his schoolbag and went on a walk-and-go trip.

Surrounding the great rivers and rivers of the motherland, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, and famous scenic spots, I played happily for a month, which really generated a lot of income for tourist attractions everywhere.

As for Mr. Zhao Tuozi, because of his selfless, unselfish and dedicated spirit of benefiting others, he was favored by the educational organization and awarded a senior title of an excellent teacher.

Since that incident ended, the two of them have maintained the current harmonious situation of hello, me, hello, everyone, just being a bystander.

Every time we meet, classmate Sun Feng takes the lead and greets the great teacher Zhao Tuzi very politely, fully demonstrating the appearance of a civilized, polite and well-educated student.

And Mr. Zhao Tuzi, every time we met, would show Sun Feng a kind smile, and point out the mistakes of the students around him by the way, fully demonstrating the demeanor of a teacher who loves his classmates.

For example, this time...

"Hiccup, I remember that the next two classes seemed to be from Zhao Tuozi. Hey, I had no intention of sleeping during this long night. Uh, no, the sun is shining brightly today. It seems that I should study like Newton and bathe in the greatness. In the nature, cultivate your sentiment.

Maybe an apple will fall on my head, and then I will discover a formula similar to Newton's law, which makes those scumbags hate it every time they take an exam.

Enen, good idea, it's such a happy decision, this is the first stop, let's start with the food street! "

He casually threw the peanut packaging bag at hand into the trash can not far away. After touching his belly, which seemed to be a little flat after a nap, Sun Feng, with a firm look in his eyes, took a step forward. The first step in learning from a great man!
(End of this chapter)