Reboot McGrady

Chapter 142 143 Pierce Provocation

On the TV station, the eagle is very human, with its head held high, rebellious, its butt down, and the geese falling on the sand.

What Bill Simmons has boasted about, no, the eagle is about to come true.

"I would like to admit defeat, audience friends, what you will see next will be a clear proof that as a public figure, I will do what I say. I will definitely do what I say. Even if I want to go to prison, I will go in by myself."

Bill Simmons chose to face.He also chose to be shameless. Kissing the eagle's ass was shameless, but before that, he had to set up a man.

He is the master of what he says, and it is because of the jokes between the two that he finally realized it.This can win the favor of many viewers.

Wilkins took the lead in applauding, "Yes, I admire people like you. I'm willing to accept the bet. As I said, if I lose, I will even kiss McGrady's ass."

Wilkins couldn't wait to see the exciting scene quickly, and thanked McGrady from the bottom of his heart.His efforts made the Eagles take off.As a famous eagle, I am honored.

Other TV stations are also rebroadcasting this classic segment.

Barkley and Kenny Smith had just finished explaining the Lakers game, and the Lakers faced their old enemy, the Trail Blazers.In the third game, "Mr. Key" Horry made a fatal three-pointer 2.1 seconds before the end, helping the Lakers eliminate their opponents with a score of 3-0.

In the next round, the Lakers will face the Spurs with "Twin Towers" David Robinson and Duncan in the Western Conference semifinals.This will be a bad fight.

When Barkley saw Bill Simmons, he was very interested in the conversation, "Bill Simmons kissed the Eagle's ass, wow, Wilkins actually wanted to kiss McGrady's ass. Does the Eagles have special magic power?"

Kenny Smith also joked, "Isn't this normal? The Eagles also traded the No. [-] pick for Mosaic this year, and they made a lot of money."

"Will they choose the young man from Huaxia? What's his name?" Buckley pretended to be confused, full of interaction.

On Cox TV, Wilkins endured his nausea and cheered for Bill Simmons, who already smelled a strong stench, the eagle shit, and didn't wipe his ass.

Bill Simmons frowned. After getting close, the smell hit his forehead, and he almost vomited it out.

"I'd rather kiss McGrady's ass than Eagle's ass." Bill muttered, and under the eyes of everyone, he slowly leaned over.

Mouth pouted.

"Boom..."

A mysterious sound came from the TV, a little overhead.

At this moment, Bill Simmons felt a heat on his face, something slipped down, I wiped it off!

He faces the camera, "I don't feel well. There seems to be something on my face."

Wilkins laughed wildly, and the national audience was laughing. Bill Simmons had a beautiful lump of eagle droppings on his face.

"I said..." Bill Simmons reacted and yelled, "From now on, I hate the Eagles!"

I was hated by the famous commentator.

The video of Bill Simmons kissing the eagle's ass was spread on major websites in the United States with lightning speed, and he became famous.Suddenly, a lot of attention has been added.

Cox TV, within a few days, added 10,000+ paid subscribers.

This matter alarmed the president of the Cox Group, and Ms. Anne personally ordered, "Invite more Bill Simmons and Wilkins to explain sports programs."

On the market, a chocolate called "Kissing the Eagle" suddenly appeared.The picture of Bill Simmons kissing the eagle's butt was printed inside, and it became a hot item in an instant, selling well in major supermarkets.

Bill Simmons keenly seized the business opportunity and immediately complained to the chocolatier, claiming of course.In the end, he was compensated at a price of 80 U.S. dollars. It is said that the other party's net income from selling chocolates has exceeded 500 million U.S. dollars.

Simmons was very satisfied. He kissed the eagle's ass and earned 80 US dollars. He envied Wilkins half to death.

After waiting for a few days, the Eagles' opponent in the next round finally surfaced.The Celtics and the Raptors fought 4 games and eventually advanced to the second round.

Carter tried his best and only won one victory, allowing McGrady to rest for three days.He couldn't do anything else.

After the loss, Carter texted McGrady, "Tracey, avenge me!"

Carter was so tormented by the Celtics that he wanted to step on the Celtics immediately, but unfortunately, the team didn't have the strength.He once imagined that if he and McGrady became a super combination in the Raptors, would they win the championship?Or, will he appear in the Hawks, in McGrady's position, will he become a championship?
McGrady put down his phone, pursed his lips, "The Celtics are indeed difficult to deal with."

If you choose an opponent you least want to meet in the East, the Celtics should be McGrady's choice.Tenacious style of work, the service life, very difficult to deal with.

In the past few years, if the Pistons have not been improving and cannot find suitable players, otherwise the Pistons will become a strong team with a tough style, and McGrady also has a headache.

O'Brien was not very happy. Facing the Hawks was even more troublesome than facing the Nets. He still felt that the Nets had hope of winning. Facing McGrady, he had to consider the century-old problem of defending McGrady.

Only Pierce was very excited and full of longing, "As long as I beat McGrady, I will be the number one small forward in the league."

Peja and his like are nothing to worry about, while Raheem's is only 20+5+5, without explosive power, so nothing to be afraid of.

At the press conference, Pierce challenged McGrady, "Tracey, McGrady, I will step on you and reach the Eastern Conference Finals!"

Simple, crisp and powerful.

Pierce was also selected as an All-Star this year. Although his performance was mediocre, his confidence has grown.Another one is that the team's combat effectiveness is very strong. Walker is an All-Star player, and the Hawks only have McGrady as an All-Star. Therefore, the Celtics don't need to be too humble.

O'Brien's face changed, and he quickly smoothed things over, "This is the fighting spirit among the players. They hope to meet an evenly matched opponent. This is a healthy competition. Let's see what happens next."

Unfortunately, McGrady did not respond to Pierce's provocation.

Following Carlisle in the press conference was Ben Wallace.Ben Wallace is the best defensive player, and his qualifications are enough.

"The Celtics are very strong inside, which is their advantage, but we are not weak." Wallace hated for Madilla, and he was also full of confidence in McGrady, "I'm not worried about the Celtics, Tracy will beat them."

"Fuck him, don't the Celtics know how to live or die?" Jackson was very upset, he especially wanted to compete with Pierce.

In the last game of the regular season, the Eagles mainly used the bench lineup and lost the game. Many people held their breath and prepared to get back the game.

Spinach company, open the handicap.The strengths of the two teams are similar, and the handicap is also similar, but the Eagles are slightly higher, because the existence of McGrady has changed the strength comparison of the teams.

"I think the Celtics will be more balanced!" Bill Simmons insisted.

(End of this chapter)