After abusing scumbags, she becomes stronger

Chapter 72

Zhang Qingxiao in the vegetable garden was harmless to humans and animals, and filled everyone's bowls with wine from the wine jar.

Standing at the side and persuading the wine with a smile: "Guest officers, don't think that this shop is small, and the ancestors of this family are master winemakers. If it weren't for the family's decline, I am afraid that I would not be able to make such a living now. I can't wait to make wine for the official family in Bianliang City, Tokyo!..."

Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, was very good at regulating the atmosphere, and also very good at bragging, so he bragged about the jar of wine in his hand to the height of royal wine.

Dai Zong looked down, but when he saw the bowl of wine, the liquid was very cloudy, and he knew it immediately.

He said loudly: "It's been a day's journey. I'm very hungry. Drinking on an empty stomach is easy to get drunk. Hurry up and get some food."

Zhang Qing had finished pouring the wine and talked a lot of vernacular, afraid that people would get suspicious, so he agreed and left.

Dai Zong looked at Zhang Qing's back, picked up the wine, and deliberately said loudly: "I'll be here soon after eating. I've been traveling all day and I'm very thirsty. Come on, let's have a bowl first. This wine is really good." It's so fragrant, I'm hooked by gluttons, I can't wait, I can't wait, let's do it first."

While raising his neck, Dai Zong poured the bowl of wine behind him calmly.

Yang Zhi, the green-faced beast, hurriedly responded: "Good wine, good wine, come, come, let's do it too!..."

All of them followed suit, and at the same time shouting loudly, they poured out the wine calmly.

After a while, the dominatrix Sun Erniang came out with two baskets of steamed buns, obviously still angry.

This girl glared at Hua Monk Lu Zhishen fiercely, and put the steamed bun basket heavily on the square table.

Monk Hua and Lu Zhishen did not show any weakness, and stared at his mother Yasha Sun Erniang with round eyes.

Dai Zong took the buns (steamed buns), opened them to have a look, and exaggeratedly shouted: "Restaurant, are your steamed buns made of human flesh?"

As soon as these words came out, the dominatrix Sun Erniang was shocked.

For a moment, I felt that the fat of this girl was trembling.

Fortunately, Dai Zong didn't finish speaking in his drawn-out tone, and there was still the second half of the sentence: "It's still dog meat?"

The dominatrix, Sun Erniang, was in shock for a while.

It's just that her flustered expression just now had already caught the eyes of Monk Hua Lu Zhishen.

Sun Erniang pretended to be calm, and said with a smile: "Don't make fun of the guest officer. The world is peaceful and the world is in a mess. How can there be a steamed bun with human flesh?

My steamed buns don't taste like dog meat either!

My steamed buns and Jizu are all from scalpers. "

Dai Zong didn't let her go, and said with a half-hearted smile: "Walking in the rivers and lakes, I often hear people say: Big trees and cross slopes, who dares to pass by guests? The fat ones are cut to make steamed bun stuffing, and the thin ones are used to fill the river." .

How can this be explained? "

Sun Erniang was startled again, but quickly calmed down.

He said angrily: "Which goddamn arrangement is this for me?

People who walk in the rivers and lakes will always spread rumors!
Guest officer, you have also seen that both of us are honest people, and my husband couldn't be more honest!How could you do such outrageous things?
Besides, I'm a woman, a weak girl, so it's fine if the strong don't hurt my life, how dare I provoke the strong? "

This mother-in-law, Sun Erniang, is really good at acting. After a sentence is said, the more she speaks, the calmer she becomes.

If it were someone else, they would definitely not be able to see the slightest flaw.

It's a pity that what she met was Dai Zong who had the perspective of God, and Dai Zong had already figured out her roots thoroughly.

Before coming to Shizipo, Dai Zong had already made detailed arrangements for everyone on how to deal with it in general.

If it weren't for this, Monk Hua and Lu Zhishen would probably have taken the case for the two provocations by the mother Yaksha Sun Erniang.

Seeing that the fire was almost ready, Dai Zong turned around and winked, the green-faced beast Yang Zhi was the first to understand, dropped the wine bowl in his hand, turned over and poured it backwards.

Next came Lu Zhishen, the flower monk.

The good wine bowl in his hand fell on the square table with a "bang" without any warning, and the person also lay down on the square table, and fell asleep soundly.

And then, the rest of the people were all dizzy one by one, those lying on the table, on the stool, and on the ground, in a mess.

Dai Zong looked around, with a look of astonishment on his face, raised his arm, pointed at Sun Erniang tremblingly, pretended to be standing unsteadily, and said with his tongue knotted: "The thief woman! I really let me know! It really is , big tree and cross slope, who dares to pass by the guests?..."

Speaking of this, Dai Zong also pretended to have a drug attack, and fell limply on the ground, kicked his legs twice, and passed out.

The hag, Sun Erniang, laughed heartily.

After laughing, he shouted towards the back room: "Useless idiot! Are you still not coming out? The business is open!"

Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden came out of the thatched hut with a few followers while wiping his hands on the apron.

The joyful smiles on the faces of several people could not be concealed.

The hag Sun Erniang cursed proudly: "That thief monk is the most hateful, remember later, let my old lady castrate him first, he is so big, he must be stronger than a dog whip!"

Monk Hua and Lu Zhi were so angry that he almost exploded his body.The blue-faced beasts Yang Zhi and Dai Zong who listened just wanted to laugh.

Who ever thought?The dominatrix Sun Erniang is really a good actress, and there are lines in the back!

"Old Zhang, you must eat this egg fried rice this time. My mother will test the results. If you dare to fool my mother, cut off your stuff and feed it to the dogs!"

Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden is really a tracheitis, nodding in a hurry should be: "Eat, eat, eat, when did you not follow your orders? When did you fool you?"

After Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden finished speaking with a hippie smile, he pointed to Dai Zong on the ground: "This kid has thin skin and tender flesh. Take out the eggs and fry them together. I'll eat them all! You're satisfied!"

Erniang Sun said angrily: "You ate all of it, what should I eat?

This one with thin skin and tender meat is reserved for the old lady to try it out! ..."

Dai Zong almost passed out!To be missed by the hag Sun Erniang, that would be a life worse than death!

Fortunately, the drama of the male and female couple is finally over.

Listening to the movement, it seemed that everyone who had fainted on the ground had already started to be moved.

Sun Erniang, the dominatrix, really took aim at Dai Zong, and was about to carry Dai Zong into the house with her own hands. (It seems that even the ugliest women like beautiful men.)
The moment the dominatrix stretched out her hand, Dai Zong, who fell to the ground and pretended to be unconscious, seized her pulse door with lightning speed.

Sun Erniang was so frightened that she screamed: "It's like a dog! You're actually pretending?"

While Dai Zongzhi was living in Sun Erniang, Yang Zhi, the green-faced beast, had also ruled Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener.

Monk Hua, Lu Zhishen got up from the square table, picked up his water-milled Zen stick, and began to mercilessly kill all directions.

(End of this chapter)