six finger demon

Chapter 23 Spring is here
"Fuck, Jimmy, you're as cunning as that damned Dutchman!"

"Fack squid spit! Bob! You dare to be a bastard!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Wow wow wow!"

In the early morning of the next day, Tang Wu rubbed his dizzy head and was awakened by the quarrel outside the window.

"Poor Brit, don't know how to spend a quiet morning?"

With a toothbrush in his mouth, Tang Wu came to the balcony with sleepy eyes.

At this time, many people, like Tang Wu, stuck their heads out of the windows, staring at the wrestling of two fat uncles in their 50s and [-]s on the street.Behind them, a schnauzer and corgi did not help their master fight, but stood aside, watching their master's performance in a way of multiplying species.

"Hey! Good morning, Tom! Watch your drool!"

"Good evening, Cartman!" Tang Wu lowered his head after hearing the voice, and saw a fat man with brown curly hair waving at himself.

"Tom, you played a good ball yesterday!"

"Thank you, I don't think there will be a second time!" Tang Wu naturally knew which ball he was talking about.

"No, TOM, you don't know how important your assist is!" Although Cartman had two panda eyes, he was radiant when he thought of Chelsea's score and Crespo's goal. "Now that Hernan has scored two goals, he will soon be able to catch up with Henry and Ruud van Nistelrooy!"

"Yes yes yes, if I can still play in the next game, I will find an opportunity to assist him!" Tang Wu rolled his eyes.

"Oh no! You mustn't do that!" Cartman exclaimed, "TOM, don't forget you're a goalkeeper!"

"You also know that I'm a goalkeeper?" Tang Wu took a sip of water, "Then why didn't you mention my save at the last moment? You know I almost broke my waist at that time!"

"Ha TOM, don't be funny!" Cartman waved his hand, "Even if the goal is scored, the Wolves are already behind by a big score anyway. We let him score one, and it has no effect on the result of the game!"

"It affects me!" Tang Wu said loudly, "By the way, what's going on with them?"

Tang Wu changed the subject, and Cartman didn't continue to struggle. He glanced at the two people whose T-shirts were torn on the street, "That's it! A Gunners fan and a Red Devils fan fought under the house of two Chelsea fans Story!"

"I know they are fighting, but I want to know why they are fighting!" Tang Wu said after rinsing the toothbrush, and took a handful of water to slap his face.

"Hey Tom, watch out, water is dripping on my head!" Cartman protests.

"Don't worry! It's clean!" Tang Wu flicked a few drops of water down.

"Fuck! If I knew I would live upstairs!" Cartman swears as he moves sideways. "Did you know? Manchester United were drawn by Arsenal at Old Trafford yesterday."

"Of course I know! If it wasn't for both of them being tied, Chelsea wouldn't have risen to the top of the league!" Tang Wu nodded.

"So you know what happened in the game?" Cartman excitedly.

"It is said that Vieira was sent off because of the red card, and then he and Ruud van Nistelrooy fought in the tunnel again."

"Oh brother, you are so ignorant!" Cartman laughed, "You know? In the last 10 minutes of Old Trafford yesterday, a series of dramas such as red cards, penalties, and gang fights were all staged. That scene A Hollywood blockbuster!"

"What's going on?" After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Tang Wu looked at his nails and took out a pair of nail clippers to trim them.

Long nails are not a good thing for a goalkeeper.

"About 80 minutes or so, Vieira and Van Nistelrooy collided with each other with a header. You also know how bad-tempered the French black is, he stretched out his foot and kicked Van Nistelrooy before he got up. .”

"Oh? That's too bad! If I were the referee, I might do the same!"

"But you know what, he didn't kick Van Nistelrooy!" Cartman said triumphantly, "But he was sent off because of this act of venting."

"and then?"

"Then Arsenal and Wenger quit! They all said Ruud Ruud is a good actor!"

"What about the penalty?"

"Ha! It's interesting here! Hey, you see Shirley and Robbie switched ZS! I've never seen this ZS before! No, I'm going to give a shot to my Jessica later! "

Jessica Alba, the invisible woman of the Fantastic Four, Cartman's YY object.

Cartman gave Tang Wu a hygienic eye and continued, "The two teams were still 0-0 in stoppage time, but at this time the referee awarded Manchester United a penalty! Hey, do you know how much Manchester United have scored this season? A penalty kick? Five! A full five!"

"What does that mean?" Tang Wu still believed in the FA. After all, the British still pay attention to face.

"Not to explain anything, but to tell you that when Manchester United wants to win, even Arsenal can't stop it!"

"and then?"

"And Ruud van Nistelrooy kicked the penalty away!"

"Kicked? Are you sure?"

"Of course! Hahaha!" Cartman laughed. "Kicked the ball away in front of 6 fans! Can you imagine Ruud's face?"

"Okay, I probably guessed it." What appeared in Tang Wu's mind was Owen's unbelievable face a few months ago.

"At that time, Keane and others were about to punch him in the face! You don't know how excited the Arsenal gang is!"

"And then? Didn't Fonny fight back?"

"Of course not!" Cartman said triumphantly, "I guess he was stunned at the time, and he didn't even score a penalty. He must be thinking about how to face Ferguson's anger when he goes back!"

"That's really scary!" Tang Wu shook his head, "But what happened in the player tunnel?"

"Fuck! Tom, can you go back to the house and cut your nails!" Cartman just got carried away, and the nails cut by Tang Wu flew into his big mouth with the wind!
"Don't worry, I just washed my hands!" Tang Wu said indifferently.

"Oh! Bah, bah bah!" Cartman kept spitting.

"Don't taste it, keep talking!"

"Fack! If you weren't Chelsea's goalkeeper, I would definitely melt your extra finger with sulfuric acid! Absolutely!" Cartman cursed and continued, "After the game, in the players' tunnel Riviera La and Van Nistelrooy met again, this time Van Nistelrooy scolded Vieira for his lack of quality, and if it hadn't been for Jemba and others to stop him, Vieira would have gone up to let the Dutchman try his French kicks! "

"But even so, the whole of Manchester United supported the Dutchman who didn't even score a penalty. Do you know why?"

Listening to Cartman's proud question, Tang Wu casually looked at Shirley and Robbie who changed their positions again while grinding his nails that he had just cut.

At this moment, Tang Wu's eyes lit up.On another road in front of the two pet dogs, Tang Wu saw an ordinary straw hat and a familiar floral dress.

"Spring has really come!" Tang Wu murmured, and quickly threw the tools in his hand aside.

"Maybe it's because the new Ronaldinho hasn't been able to score goals like Beckham!" Tang Wu put on his clothes quickly after a perfunctory sound, "I wish you and your invisible goddess can last a little longer, good night Cartman !"

"Fuck, you guessed wrong TOM!" Cartman cursed, "You don't know how strong Ronaldinho is, his dribbling dazzles everyone!"

Before Cartman could finish speaking, he heard the door slam upstairs.Immediately, the sound of "dump, tread, tread" sounded, and Tang Wufei ran downstairs like flying.

Seeing Tang Wu hurriedly leave downstairs, Cartman spread his hands and went back to the house.

After closing the curtains, Fat House pulled out Jessica's swimsuit photos from the computer, and lay down on the bed with a roll of paper.

"Oh! Comon! Nose!" Cartman yells.

Three minutes later, the fat programmer wiped his hands with satisfaction and turned off the bedside lamp in the bedroom.

"Good night, dear!"

　Thank you Chen Guili for your great reward!
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