The Leisurely Life of Master Liu
Chapter 56 On Qualified Stray Cats... (Please recommend tickets and collect them)
Chapter 56 On Qualified Stray Cats. (Please recommend tickets and collect them)
Liu Xin was horrified, but at the same time felt incredible.Looking at the well-behaved little turtle in front of him, he didn't expect that the voice just now belonged to it.
Damn, what kind of world is this.Can really talk, babble.
"Little thing, why can you talk?"
"Yeah, what are you talking about?"
"Forget it if you talk, why can I hear you say you're hungry?"
"Call when you're hungry, this is what my mother taught me."
"Ahem, I mean, why can I hear your voice?"
"Sound, what is the sound??"
The little tortoise's body was completely submerged in the water, leaving only the little tortoise's head looking at Liu Xin agilely.
"My God, is this torture? Forget it, you're hungry, right? I'll find something for you to eat."
Now that Liu Xin thinks about it, he can communicate with animals like wild beasts.So, although I was surprised at first, I felt nothing when I came back to my senses.
If you can communicate, communicate, it's not a bad thing.It's just that this matter can't be known by others, so as not to be locked up in a dark room.
Taking out the banana, Liu Xin was ready to cut it for this little thing to eat.However, what I didn't expect was that this guy actually took picky eaters.
"Yeah, this is not delicious, I want to eat something else!"
The voice of the baby's voice, if the little girl would have been spoiled by the cuteness.Unfortunately, this person is Liu Xin.
"It's good to have something to eat, so why are there so many requirements. The food is not big, and you are picky eaters, so you can eat it."
Complaining, Liu Xin threw a banana in.Ding Dong fell into the water, startling the little guy.Looking at the banana with disgust, the little thing really doesn't want to eat it.But maybe I was really hungry, and in the end I still swam over and slowly started to eat.
Open the door for business, there will always be a few guests.Today, Liu Xin met a special guest.His sister turned out to be a cat.
Moreover, it is a dirty stray cat.This thing is available in big cities, and it is also available here in Jiuzhonglou.There is nothing strange about a cat, but the words in its mouth are extremely strange.
"My cat was born, it was really miserable. When it was born, it was thrown on the side of the road like an orphan. Now, one is stray, and I am a stray cat. If I can live On a good day, if you learn from those shiny and pink cats, you will be content in this life.
Of course, if there is a beautiful and noble cat, it can be with me.Then, my cat life will have no regrets. "
The cat's voice is a bit miserable, but its voice is like purring.Listen, it's very frustrating.Walking casually at the door of Liu Xin's room, he fell asleep lazily.
"I haven't eaten for three days, and I'm walking around the pot, I really want to eat. Last night, the smell of cat food over there is still reverberating in my nose!!"
"Oh, what a pleasure it would be to take a bite!!"
Lying lazily by Liu Xin's doorway, he was still muttering.
"You want to live a good life?"
A sudden sound rang in the ears of the stray black cat, and it immediately frowned.
"Who, which cat is teasing me??"
Turned over and stood up, looked around vigilantly, then wiped its dirt, and washed his face.
"Although dirty, but also pay attention to the image!!"
Looking at the cat talking to itself, Liu Xin couldn't help laughing.He never thought that this cat could be so funny.She was almost starving to death, yet she still paid attention to her own image.You deserve such a cat.Liu Xin's laughter made him stand up straight again.
"It's that cat brother!!"
"Let me ask you, do you want to live a good life, then reach the pinnacle of cat life and marry a little beautiful cat?"
"Of course, who wouldn't want to!! Hey, no, are you that cat?"
"I'm not a cat, I'm a human!"
"Gah, my cat mother, something strange happened. I really can't believe what those stray cats said. Didn't they say that people can't understand us, even if they scold them and curse them, they can't understand? ? What's going on, how can anyone here understand?? "
Speechless and frightened.Liu Xin was really amused by this cat, and that naivety really made people like it.
"Don't worry, I'm not malicious, I just heard you say that you want to live a rich life, don't you?"
Liu Xin's words were very gentle, with a hint of refreshing power.Perhaps, this is because of the power of the starry sky.Eventually, the cat quieted down.Then, under Liu Xin's guidance, he entered the room.
"You are really human! It's just, how can you understand me?"
The cat was very puzzled. According to its understanding, this person should not be able to understand them.Moreover, they cannot understand human speech.Liu Xin was also very puzzled, he couldn't explain this.
One person and one cat are speaking in their own language.However, there is such an invisible force interfering, so that a person and a cat can understand each other's words.
"You don't have to worry about this, you just need to tell me, are you willing to make a fortune with me? If you want, I can let you go to the cat life you want in the future. At that time, you can eat cat food as you like, cat Sister, you can soak as you like. How about it, my suggestion is very good!!"
Hearing this, the cat immediately salivated.For it, being able to know such an opportunity is naturally good and makes the cat excited.So, don't hesitate to nod its dirty little head.
Then, he sat directly on the floor of Liu Xin's house, waiting for Liu Xin.
"Yeah, what a dirty thing."
After the little turtle finished eating at the moment, looking at the dirty kitten, he couldn't help crying out.
"You meow meow, you little turtle, you dare to call me dirty, but you are not dirty, soaking in water every day, you are all parallel imports!!"
This cat's self-esteem is quite strong, otherwise it would not have dreams.In other words, a stray cat who does not want to eat cat food or sleep with beautiful cats is not a qualified stray cat.This stray cat, it's qualified.
"Yeah, what are parallel imports?"
"Parallel imports are goods like you!"
"Am I a commodity?"
Liu Xin almost collapsed from laughing. Listening to the two animals talking, it was so fucking funny.
"Okay, don't talk anymore."
Perhaps because Liu Xin is a human being, he has a particularly different deterrent power.
"Check."
Species: One stray cat.
Appearance: 50 cat points.
IQ: 60 cat points.
Family: 5 cat points.
EQ: 66 cat points.
Physical strength: 30 cat points.
Mouse catching ability: 75 cat points.
Appreciation effect: 20 cat points.
Because this cat wanders in the wild all year round, it has an IQ that other cats can't match.In the ability to catch mice, it has an advantage that other cats cannot compare.
Waiting at the place where it slept last night, the first person who came over today was its owner.
At that time, as long as you run up and hug this person's thigh, this person will naturally take it in.
Suggestion: Although it is a cat, it is still necessary to pay attention to hygiene.In this way, it can make its owner like it even more.Liu Xin had just finished reading it, and this piece of news disappeared immediately, just like when it was seen by others.
Liu Xin, who came back to his senses, found that the two little things were still competing.
"You little Ding Ding, if you have the ability to come out, see if I don't want to eat you."
"Why should I come out?"
"My God, how can you let the cat live, and how come you met such a stupid thing."
Touching his head with one hand, the cat was walking its own sexy catwalk in a trance.
"Okay, stop talking. I'll help you find out where your cat was born."
When Liu Xin spoke, the stray cat suddenly became energetic.
"Is there any cat food?"
"Have."
"Where are the fish bones?"
"Also."
"Where's the beautiful cat?"
"still have."
"Then tell me."
"Cough cough."
(End of this chapter)
Liu Xin was horrified, but at the same time felt incredible.Looking at the well-behaved little turtle in front of him, he didn't expect that the voice just now belonged to it.
Damn, what kind of world is this.Can really talk, babble.
"Little thing, why can you talk?"
"Yeah, what are you talking about?"
"Forget it if you talk, why can I hear you say you're hungry?"
"Call when you're hungry, this is what my mother taught me."
"Ahem, I mean, why can I hear your voice?"
"Sound, what is the sound??"
The little tortoise's body was completely submerged in the water, leaving only the little tortoise's head looking at Liu Xin agilely.
"My God, is this torture? Forget it, you're hungry, right? I'll find something for you to eat."
Now that Liu Xin thinks about it, he can communicate with animals like wild beasts.So, although I was surprised at first, I felt nothing when I came back to my senses.
If you can communicate, communicate, it's not a bad thing.It's just that this matter can't be known by others, so as not to be locked up in a dark room.
Taking out the banana, Liu Xin was ready to cut it for this little thing to eat.However, what I didn't expect was that this guy actually took picky eaters.
"Yeah, this is not delicious, I want to eat something else!"
The voice of the baby's voice, if the little girl would have been spoiled by the cuteness.Unfortunately, this person is Liu Xin.
"It's good to have something to eat, so why are there so many requirements. The food is not big, and you are picky eaters, so you can eat it."
Complaining, Liu Xin threw a banana in.Ding Dong fell into the water, startling the little guy.Looking at the banana with disgust, the little thing really doesn't want to eat it.But maybe I was really hungry, and in the end I still swam over and slowly started to eat.
Open the door for business, there will always be a few guests.Today, Liu Xin met a special guest.His sister turned out to be a cat.
Moreover, it is a dirty stray cat.This thing is available in big cities, and it is also available here in Jiuzhonglou.There is nothing strange about a cat, but the words in its mouth are extremely strange.
"My cat was born, it was really miserable. When it was born, it was thrown on the side of the road like an orphan. Now, one is stray, and I am a stray cat. If I can live On a good day, if you learn from those shiny and pink cats, you will be content in this life.
Of course, if there is a beautiful and noble cat, it can be with me.Then, my cat life will have no regrets. "
The cat's voice is a bit miserable, but its voice is like purring.Listen, it's very frustrating.Walking casually at the door of Liu Xin's room, he fell asleep lazily.
"I haven't eaten for three days, and I'm walking around the pot, I really want to eat. Last night, the smell of cat food over there is still reverberating in my nose!!"
"Oh, what a pleasure it would be to take a bite!!"
Lying lazily by Liu Xin's doorway, he was still muttering.
"You want to live a good life?"
A sudden sound rang in the ears of the stray black cat, and it immediately frowned.
"Who, which cat is teasing me??"
Turned over and stood up, looked around vigilantly, then wiped its dirt, and washed his face.
"Although dirty, but also pay attention to the image!!"
Looking at the cat talking to itself, Liu Xin couldn't help laughing.He never thought that this cat could be so funny.She was almost starving to death, yet she still paid attention to her own image.You deserve such a cat.Liu Xin's laughter made him stand up straight again.
"It's that cat brother!!"
"Let me ask you, do you want to live a good life, then reach the pinnacle of cat life and marry a little beautiful cat?"
"Of course, who wouldn't want to!! Hey, no, are you that cat?"
"I'm not a cat, I'm a human!"
"Gah, my cat mother, something strange happened. I really can't believe what those stray cats said. Didn't they say that people can't understand us, even if they scold them and curse them, they can't understand? ? What's going on, how can anyone here understand?? "
Speechless and frightened.Liu Xin was really amused by this cat, and that naivety really made people like it.
"Don't worry, I'm not malicious, I just heard you say that you want to live a rich life, don't you?"
Liu Xin's words were very gentle, with a hint of refreshing power.Perhaps, this is because of the power of the starry sky.Eventually, the cat quieted down.Then, under Liu Xin's guidance, he entered the room.
"You are really human! It's just, how can you understand me?"
The cat was very puzzled. According to its understanding, this person should not be able to understand them.Moreover, they cannot understand human speech.Liu Xin was also very puzzled, he couldn't explain this.
One person and one cat are speaking in their own language.However, there is such an invisible force interfering, so that a person and a cat can understand each other's words.
"You don't have to worry about this, you just need to tell me, are you willing to make a fortune with me? If you want, I can let you go to the cat life you want in the future. At that time, you can eat cat food as you like, cat Sister, you can soak as you like. How about it, my suggestion is very good!!"
Hearing this, the cat immediately salivated.For it, being able to know such an opportunity is naturally good and makes the cat excited.So, don't hesitate to nod its dirty little head.
Then, he sat directly on the floor of Liu Xin's house, waiting for Liu Xin.
"Yeah, what a dirty thing."
After the little turtle finished eating at the moment, looking at the dirty kitten, he couldn't help crying out.
"You meow meow, you little turtle, you dare to call me dirty, but you are not dirty, soaking in water every day, you are all parallel imports!!"
This cat's self-esteem is quite strong, otherwise it would not have dreams.In other words, a stray cat who does not want to eat cat food or sleep with beautiful cats is not a qualified stray cat.This stray cat, it's qualified.
"Yeah, what are parallel imports?"
"Parallel imports are goods like you!"
"Am I a commodity?"
Liu Xin almost collapsed from laughing. Listening to the two animals talking, it was so fucking funny.
"Okay, don't talk anymore."
Perhaps because Liu Xin is a human being, he has a particularly different deterrent power.
"Check."
Species: One stray cat.
Appearance: 50 cat points.
IQ: 60 cat points.
Family: 5 cat points.
EQ: 66 cat points.
Physical strength: 30 cat points.
Mouse catching ability: 75 cat points.
Appreciation effect: 20 cat points.
Because this cat wanders in the wild all year round, it has an IQ that other cats can't match.In the ability to catch mice, it has an advantage that other cats cannot compare.
Waiting at the place where it slept last night, the first person who came over today was its owner.
At that time, as long as you run up and hug this person's thigh, this person will naturally take it in.
Suggestion: Although it is a cat, it is still necessary to pay attention to hygiene.In this way, it can make its owner like it even more.Liu Xin had just finished reading it, and this piece of news disappeared immediately, just like when it was seen by others.
Liu Xin, who came back to his senses, found that the two little things were still competing.
"You little Ding Ding, if you have the ability to come out, see if I don't want to eat you."
"Why should I come out?"
"My God, how can you let the cat live, and how come you met such a stupid thing."
Touching his head with one hand, the cat was walking its own sexy catwalk in a trance.
"Okay, stop talking. I'll help you find out where your cat was born."
When Liu Xin spoke, the stray cat suddenly became energetic.
"Is there any cat food?"
"Have."
"Where are the fish bones?"
"Also."
"Where's the beautiful cat?"
"still have."
"Then tell me."
"Cough cough."
(End of this chapter)
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