The Leisurely Life of Master Liu

Chapter 69: Animal Story

"Are you stupid!"

"Are you stupid!"

"Why did you learn to speak from me?"

"Why did you learn to speak from me?"

"what's your name?"

"what's your name?"

"I'm going to fuck your sister's little parrot. Hurry up and tell me where you came from."

"I'm going to fuck your sister's little parrot. Hurry up and tell me where you came from."

"Oh!! Buy Karma, my God, how did I meet you who are so superb!!"

"Oh!! Buy Karma, my God, how did I meet you who are so superb!!"

"You really should stop talking to me, I'm afraid I can't help but beat you to death!!"

"You really should stop talking to me, I'm afraid I can't help but beat you to death!!"

Liu Xin looked at the parrot parked in front of his door speechlessly, holding his forehead with one hand.Then, he hummed feebly.

"Yao Shou, what a sin!!"

"Yao Shou, what a sin!!"

It's just perseverance, just learning how to speak from Liu Xin, and it's endless.No one would be helpless when encountering such a superb product.Unless, you catch it and kill it with one knife! !
"I beg you, don't talk like me, okay?"

"I beg you, don't talk like me, okay?" After saying this, the little parrot flew up to the doorpost.

Looking at the little colorful parrot on the doorpost, it was still fluttering its little wings.

To outsiders, it sounds like Liu Xin is talking to the little parrot.

What about this parrot?Forget it, since there is nothing to do with the other party, Liu Xin decided to ignore it.

If he really competed with it, Liu Xin suspected that he would be annoyed to death.Put the Arhat statue sent by Zhou Yishan in the most conspicuous position, and then prepare to go back to lie down and get moldy.

"No, it feels like something is almost there??"

Looking suspiciously at the statue of Arhat in front of him, Liu Xin looked around.

"Oh!! It turned out that there was a painting missing. By the way, didn't Zhao Laosan gave me a painting a few days ago? It's just right now, take it out and hang it up."

As he said that, Liu Xin rummaged through the box and took out the ancient painting Zhao Laosan picked up on the construction site.The painting is a landscape painting, but Liu Xin doesn't know if it is good or not.Anyway, this thing is placed in the cabinet, so it's better to decorate your own store.

A beautiful landscape painting finally gave the room a bit of class.After looking at it with satisfaction, Liu Xin walked to the lounge chair in front of the door.

"Oh, the autumn scenery just sleeps there!!"

"Oh, the autumn scenery just sleeps there!!"

The little parrot was learning from himself, but Liu Xin ignored it.Looking at the little turtle lying in the doorway basking in the sun, Liu Xin smiled and got ready to go to sleep.

At this time, it seems that Liu Xin, a human being, is not dangerous anymore.The little parrot tilted its head to look with its nimble eyes, and then flapped its wings and flew down.

"Bah, bah, there's a monster!!"

The little turtle lying on the threshold was startled, and then struggled with its four short legs.

"Yeah, yay, Liu Xin, there are monsters!!"

Liu Xin naturally knew what was going on, but the little parrot was not in any danger, so naturally Liu Xin didn't need to worry about it.Seeing that Liu Xin didn't pay attention to him, the little turtle was full of grievances.

Slowly hid in the corner of the door, then looked at this leisurely parrot bitterly.There was a comfortable aura about Liu Xin.Therefore, these animals prefer to lean on him.

So, the parrot slowly came to Liu Xin's feet.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Parrots learn their tongues, this is really the best interpretation.Looking at the chain on the parrot's feet, Liu Xin knew that the little parrot belonged to its owner.Don't want to bother with it, let it wander by itself.

At this time, a meow came, which made Liu Xin stunned.

"What's going on today, it's like a pet story."

Looking suspiciously, he saw a pitch-black cat looking at him.The cat's coat color is a bit dull, but the strong limbs are still obvious.

"Why does it feel familiar?"

"That benefactor!! I'm here, I'm here to see you. You are really amazing, I was really adopted. I'm going to reach the pinnacle of cat life and marry the little beautiful cat!!"

Running hard towards Liu Xin, this cat had a humanized joy on its face.Hearing this cat whisper, Liu Xin suddenly remembered.Isn't this the best cat?A cat’s biggest dream is to eat cat food and sleep with a beautiful little cat.

"Oh, it's you. Now you're having a great time!!"

Liu Xin looked at the cat with a smile, and at this moment the little parrot flew to the cat.The sky fell and the earth fell, and the cat exploded all of a sudden.

"Hey, the little thing dared to come to me. See if I don't catch you to death."

With a low growl, the cat stood up on both feet, and then faced the little parrot in mid-air with a burst of invisible cat claws! !It's a pity that half a day was wasted and useless!The cat also realized that he was doing futile work, so he gave up the idea of ​​revenge.

"Stupid bastard, you still want to scratch me!!"

Flying arrogantly to the door, he looked at the cat mockingly.Although cats can't understand bird language, Liu Xin can.At this moment, he suddenly discovered the parrot's problem.But I didn't want to ask for the time being, but looked at the cat.

"Didn't you just get adopted? Why did you come to me?"

She looked at the cat suspiciously, not understanding what it meant.

"Benefactor, I'm here to thank you. My master has a very precious thing that I bring with me every day. I just hid in the grass, and I'll get it for you!"

"What!! No, you want to give it too??"

Now Liu Xin can't hear the thanks of these animals the most.Thinking of what the big yellow dog brought this morning, Liu Xin still can't calm down.In case this cat is given another weird thing, that would be really sad.

Therefore, when he heard that it was going to give him something, Liu Xin couldn't calm down immediately.

"Wait, I'll forget it. I've already received your hexagram, so there's no need for it. You'd better take it home and give it to your master!! Besides, you just went there and stole something. this is not good."

Liu Xin hurriedly stopped the cat from this dangerous idea and stood up immediately.

"What is the amount of hexagrams?" The cat was very confused and didn't know what a hexagram was.

"It's your thank you. I have already collected your thank you. So, you should return your master's things."

Hearing this, Mao looked at Liu Xin helplessly.Then, Yangyang left.Walking into a bush not far away, the cat actually dragged out a bra. Fortunately, Liu Xin didn't want it.

Otherwise, this would be really embarrassing for him.

After the cat left, Liu Xin looked at the parrot on the doorpost.

"Little guy, tell the truth. For whatever reason, you have to rely on me. If you continue to imitate my speech, I will catch you and rip your hair off!!"

Ahem, Liu Xin's vicious threat seems to have worked this time.Sure enough, this kind of parrot did not continue to learn, but was still tilting its head thinking.

Seeing this, Liu Xin had to sigh, this parrot has become a spirit.

Looking at the thinking little parrot, Liu Xin didn't bother, and waited for it to speak for itself.The parrot is a kind of magical animal. Its language ability is beyond the reach of many animals.

(End of this chapter)