Invincible returns from another world to be a salted fish

Chapter 2 The Return
Room 1601, Unit [-], Building [-], Ruyi Community, Huaguo'an Xicheng, Jiuyao District, Ziweifang, Chaoyang Street.

A white light flashed abruptly, and after the white light passed, Li Buzhou looked left, right, up and down with a dazed expression. Isn't this the three-bedroom and one-living room that he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet before crossing?

Originally, I planned to have a chance to talk to a girlfriend so that I could start a cohabitation life without shame, but I couldn’t even find a decent job after graduating for three months. Inexplicably, I traveled to the world of cultivators. Fall short!
Of course, the most regrettable thing is that I will never see Zhang Lingsu again. It's a pity for that face that is so beautiful, and it's a pity for those long legs!well!
Just as I was feeling melancholy, I heard the cell phone by the sofa rang. I picked it up and saw that it was the landlady's aunt!
I subconsciously swiped to answer the phone, and a nice voice from the opposite side came out.

"Xiao Li, remember to pay the rent next month. My sister said you might as well pay it every year. It's troublesome for you to pay quarterly, and I'm also troublesome, right?"

After a few words of coping, Li Buzhou hung up the phone, thought for a while, picked up the phone and looked at the date, my good guy is the date I traveled back then, that is to say, I have traveled through all these years, and the time in the main world has never passed. Son?
The habit of asking the system in case of problems that has been cultivated for hundreds of years is still there, so Li Buzhou said casually

"Can the system explain it?"

"Ding! Because the energy of the host itself has become extremely powerful, the system cannot execute the erasure command! Therefore, it chooses to consume all the energy of the system and the host to reset!"

There was a ding in his head, which surprised Li Buzhou, this thing is still there!smiled and said

"Hehe, you're still here! According to what you said, would I be able to come back a long time ago?"

"Ding! No, the host is the first host to give up at the last step, so there is a situation where the system cannot kill the host!"

Li Buzhou nodded. After all, he had done the mission conscientiously for hundreds of years, and every mission evaluation was perfect!
When I was farting myself, the system beeped again

"Ding! Friendly reminder to the host, due to the combination of the system itself and the energy of the host, the energy level is too large, resulting in a link between this world and the cultivation world. If someone in the cultivation world breaks through the holy realm, they should ascend to this place!"

Isn't it invincible beyond the holy realm?Li Buzhou frowned and said
"Does that mean the world will end if someone comes over?"

"Ding! No, the process of ascension will completely consume its energy, and we can only start from scratch in this world!"

Li Buzhou nodded, this is pretty much the same, he was also an existence beyond the holy realm back then, isn't he also a mortal now?
If you still want to ask something, the system beeps at the end

"Ding! The system energy is completely exhausted and is about to dissipate, 3, 2, 1..."

As the faint voice disappeared, Li Buzhou clearly felt that something was missing in his body!

After bowing his head in remembrance of the system for 3 minutes, Li Buzhou took his mobile phone and clicked on the game. Anyway, let's play a few games first!

The next morning, Li Buzhou was woken up by the alarm clock of his mobile phone. To be honest, he hadn't experienced this feeling of sleeping like a dead man for many years. Frankly speaking, it was quite new!
After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that today is Monday, and I have to go to work!
Going to work, what an ancient vocabulary, it took a long time to turn it out of my mind!
After simply cleaning himself up, Li Buzhou's hundreds of years of experience in the cultivator world have made Li Buzhou top-notch in both appearance and temperament!

The most intuitive feeling is that when taking the subway, there are several girls secretly looking at him, that is to say, I am too embarrassed to be on the subway, otherwise I think I will come to ask for contact information!

Entering the company with the signboard, Li Buzhou was a little uncomfortable for a while!Although it is a small company with less than [-] people, it still makes Li Buzhou feel very annoyed.

After all, everyone has to come up and ask a question.

"Hey, Xiao Li, is this plastic surgery?"

Calling people very helpless, sighed secretly, going to work is really not suitable for me, so forget it for a while and resign.

Just as he was thinking about it, a fat old woman came in with high heels, maybe her skin was a bit dark naturally, so she put a lot of powder on her face, and applied bright red lipstick on her plump mouth.

How would you describe that feeling?A sausage stuffed on the steamed bun?

This old woman, surnamed Wang, is in charge of administrative personnel.In other words, Li Buzhou made a living under this man before!
Director Wang saw Li Buzhou the first time he came in. This young man looked energetic in the past, but he really didn't realize that this young man is quite handsome!Immediately, he walked to Li Buzhou's desk shaking his elephant's legs, and lightly knocked on Li Buzhou's desk

"Xiao Li, come to my office!"

Then he turned around and walked away, the high heels under his feet made a harsh creaking sound under the weight of his fat body!
At this time, Li Buzhou's mind was a little blank. He just crawled in front of his desk for a moment, and Li Buzhou couldn't resist the smell. It was a compound smell produced by the smell of sweat mixed with the smell of an unknown perfume!

When Li Buzhou was still dizzy, his neighbor said with a lewd smile:

"Xiao Li, Mr. Wang has his eyes on you, you have a chance not to work hard!"

This was not a friendly joke and caused everyone to laugh.Li Buzhou looked calmly at his neighbor at the table. He was a man about 170cm tall and weighed only 110kg.

There is a pair of glasses on the long, sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and the triangular eyes behind the glasses always show a sense of obscenity. His real name is Hou Qiang, but people in the company like to call him a monkey.

I am keen to tell colorful jokes on various occasions every day, and I feel humorous about myself. I like to get close to female colleagues when I have nothing to do. Occasionally pretend to touch the hands of female colleagues casually, and then I can blow it up behind others’ backs. People who pull so and so to go shopping!

Li Buzhou looked at it, and couldn't understand how his previous self could bear such a person!He simply stood up, his height of 180 cm was enough to oppress this person, looked down at this wretched person and said calmly
"Hou Qiang, if you beep again, I will kill you, do you believe it?"

Hou Qiang was still laughing hahaha, but suddenly he was taken aback by Li Buzhou's calm words. Although he was wretched, he still had a bit of wink, so he could tell whether Li Buzhou was just joking or really knew how to do it!
At that time, he stopped laughing in embarrassment, and looked at Li Buzhou, who was usually a bit introverted, at a loss, and then looked around, feeling as if he was saying that he was just joking.

But firstly, no one in the company usually plays well with this Hou Qiang, and secondly, who cares about this business these days? Send a circle of friends as news!

After the office area was quiet, Li Buzhou turned his head and walked towards Supervisor Wang's office. Hou Qiang cursed in a suppressed voice after he was far away.

"Bah, what the hell are you pretending to be thirteen!"

(End of this chapter)