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Chapter 202 Missed Calls: Rodman 99+
Bai Jidong followed Chu Meng all the way to a restaurant, and the thing that worried him most finally happened.

They were on a date, with a handsome man.

After Bai Weidong's visual inspection, he hastily concluded that this person is not as handsome as himself.

"Sir, what do you want?" The person who greeted Bai Jidong had an Asian face, and from his accent, Bai Jidong concluded that he was Japanese.

The Japanese waiter doesn't seem to know Bai Jidong, and regards Bai Jidong as an ordinary customer.

"Give me a table of food."

"One table of dishes? Are there any other guests?" The Japanese waiter asked enthusiastically.

Bai Jidong said: "Don't worry about it, just serve the food."

"Okay, please call me if necessary." The Japanese waiter bowed politely and left.

Bai Jidong was not in the mood to let him bow, all his mind was on Chu Meng.

Why didn't Monroe tell me the news?Bai Jidong was puzzled.

Monroe has reached a strategic alliance with her.According to the agreement between them, whenever a man comes into contact with Chu Meng, Meng Lu must notify Bai Jidong immediately.

If he hadn't run into them today, Bai Jidong would have allowed this evil karma to continue without knowing it.

"No, we can't let them date!" Bai Jidong secretly made up his mind.

At this time, the first dish came up.

The Japanese waiter walked past him.

Bai Jidong grabbed him, "What's your name?"

"My name is Mita, from Japan." The waiter said.

"Okay, Santian, you have to do me a favor." Bai Jidong's tone made Santian unable to refuse.

In the abandoned public toilet several kilometers away, Rodman is still waiting for Bai Jidong's life-saving paper.

He no longer feels the need to defecate, and this is the longest time he has sat on the toilet since he was born.

Just as he was about to pick up his mobile phone and dial Bai Weidong's number, there was another movement outside the door.

Rodman heard footsteps.He really wanted to call out, but he was afraid of scaring others away, so he had to hold back.

After the man finished urinating, Rodman said cautiously: "Is there anyone outside?"

"Who?" the man asked warily.

Rodman said: "I am a poor passerby, would you help me?"

"What's in it for me?" That's clearly not a helpful person.

"How about this, you find me a pack of paper, and I'll give you a thousand dollars as a thank you, isn't that fair?" Rodman thought he said it appropriately.

The man said, "I can help you, but I don't have any money with me, so please give me the money first."

"Okay." Fearing that this person would leave, Rodman quickly took out the money from his body and stuffed it through the crack of the door, "Hurry up and come back."

"Goodbye." The man's parting words disturbed Rodman.

He never came back.

Rodman cursed God for being unkind, and created these scum to endanger the common people.

For the first time, Rodman had an insight into the sinisterness of the human heart, "It's terrible! The people now are terrible! Bye, come on, I really can't hold it anymore, the XX on the sphincter has merged with me, too It's fucking disgusting!"

"Little sweater over there, I'll wait for you here."

A boy humming a nursery rhyme entered this public toilet that made Rodman despair of humanity.

As soon as the boy was about to pee, Rodman immediately said, "Son, can you help uncle?"

"Who are you? Why did you go to the abandoned public toilet? Why are you here? How long have you been here?" The child's question after question made Rodman at a loss.

"It's a long story, but I'll explain it clearly." Rodman babbled a lot, but the boy couldn't understand: "Well, the current situation is that you don't have paper to wipe after going to the toilet, right? Bar?"

Rodman felt like his IQ was being attacked by [-] points.The boy's short sentence perfectly summed up his hundreds of words of narrative.

Rodman said emotionally: "You are so smart, you are such a smart kid, would you help me?"

"But I don't know you, what if you are a bad person?" The boy's vigilance benefited from the good education of his parents.

Rodman really wanted to show him his heart and soul, to prove that he is a good person, "How can I prove to you that I am a good person?" "Unless you open the door." The boy said.

"I'm pooping, it stinks." Rodman said embarrassedly.

The boy said: "I'll give you two choices, stay here, or let me see you, I'll know if you're a good guy or a bad guy just by looking at you."

"Okay, okay." Rodman is still very confident in his image, maybe the kids outside are Bulls fans.

As soon as the door opened and the boy saw Rodman's colorful hair, messy tattoos, nose ring, earrings, he immediately identified him with the bad guy.

"goodbye!"

"Don't go! Don't go! Don't fucking go!" Rodman was about to cry.

"Bye, where have you been?" Rodman couldn't believe that Bai Jidong had abandoned him, picked up his phone, and continued to call Bai Jidong.

At this time, Bai Jidong is playing a new role - hotel waiter.

He wants to surprise Chu Meng, he wants to ruin Chu Meng's date.

"Beautiful lady, here is your order." Bai Jidong served the food like a waiter.

Although they were dressed very similarly, Chu Meng heard Bai Jidong's voice, "Bai, why are you here?"

"Because we are heart-to-heart." Bai Jidong looked at the other man on the table with hostility: "Who is this?"

"His name is Karen, and he is a newly recruited support staff today." Monroe introduced to Bai Jidong.

Monroe said to Chu Meng: "Mondolia, since Bye is here, you can have a meal with Bye."

"Okay." Chu Meng didn't think much, and said to Bai Jidong, "Shall we go together?"

"Aren't you going on a date?" Bai Jidong was a little confused.

Monroe smiled coquettishly: "I'm the one who's going on a date, and Mondolia is here for dinner." "It's too much to say." Chu Meng blushed slightly.

"What a coincidence, I just ordered a table of food here, let's eat here." Bai Jidong took off his waiter uniform naturally, and brought Chu Meng back to the dining table, "How are you doing these days?" ?”

"It's more monotonous without a job."

Chu Meng didn't seem to be curious about why Bai Jidong appeared here, or she didn't think there was anything strange about it.

Bai Jidong is used to her unresponsiveness, "Don't you want to ask me why I'm here?"

"Yes, why are you here?" Chu Meng asked.

Bai Jidong said: "It's still the same sentence, because we are in the same heart."

"Nonsense." Chu Meng didn't believe it at all.

At this time, Bai Weidong's cell phone rang.

Chu Meng asked, "Why didn't you answer?" "It's okay, it's just harassing calls, and there are a lot of harassing calls today." After Bai Jidong finished speaking, he set the phone to silent.

"Aren't you hungry? Eat, I'm treating you today." Bai Jidong said.

"Then I'll start." Chu Meng picked up the chopsticks, not polite at all.

Rodman made ten phone calls in a row, but Bai Jidong didn't answer any of them, "Bye will be fine, right? Damn, was he hit by a car on the road?"

Or encountered a gang fight and was shot in the street?

Damn it!Could it be that he was dragged into the woods and raped by prisoners fleeing outside during a prison riot?

Just when I thought of this, there was a new visitor to the abandoned public toilet.

The newcomer seemed to be in a hurry, he hurriedly opened a toilet, then squatted down, closed the door, and groaned softly.

Rodman held his nose and waited for him to finish the fight.

Ten minutes later, the man realized that there was no paper and called out, "Is anyone there? Is anyone there?"

"Stop screaming, this is an abandoned public toilet, no toilet paper." Rodman said.

"Have you?" the man asked hopefully.

Rodman sneered: "If I had to stay here? You think too much!"

"You knew you didn't, why didn't you remind me?" The man was extremely sad and indignant.

Rodman laughed and said, "It's so boring to be here alone."

"You're so vicious!" the man yelled.

"I used to be a good person until those scumbags shot an arrow in my conscience." Rodman said: "Although the heart is sinister, I still love life. The real bravery is to recognize the essence of life and still love it." Life."

"How long have you been stuck here?" The man gave up.

"More than an hour." Rodman said: "I have a companion who went to help me buy paper, but he never came back, and he didn't answer the phone. I was very worried about him."

"There are three possibilities. The first possibility is that he encountered an accident."

"possible."

"The second possibility is that he can't buy paper."

"Impossible."

"The third possibility is that he abandoned you."

"The first two have very little possibility, but this is the only one, absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely no! Yes! Yes!"

Bai Jidong had a wonderful lunch, "I'm really happy today."

"It was said on the news that you had food poisoning, but I think you are fine." Chu Meng said.

Bai Jidong smiled and said, "I will tell you the truth when I have a chance."

"Can't we say it now?" Chu Meng asked.

Bai Jidong said: "It's not convenient now." "Okay, then, goodbye."

"Wait a moment."

Chu Meng was startled, "Is there anything else?"

"I have a match in a few days, can you come and watch it?" Bai Jidong asked.

Chu Meng didn't expect Bai Jidong to invite her to watch the game, "But... I don't know anything about basketball."

"Look at me, don't look at basketball, just look at me." Bai Jidong pressed on Chu Meng like an opponent.

"Looking at you?" Bai Jidong's gaze made it hard for Chu Meng to look directly at him, "Let me think about it."

"Okay, then I'll go first." Bai Jidong waved to her: "Goodbye."

After Bai Jidong left, Chu Meng felt a little regretful.

I have no interest in basketball, why not reject him?Chu Meng couldn't figure it out.

Bai Jidong returned home happily, stroked Michael's dog's head, fell down on the sofa, picked up the phone, and there were a few large characters on the screen.

Missed calls: Rodman 99+.

(End of this chapter)