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Chapter 365 Absurd
Chapter 365 Absurd
After the contract renewal was completed, Bai Jidong announced that he would marry Chu Meng on July 28th.
Numerous female fans expressed their heartbreak. For a while, the Werewolves lost a large number of female fans.
In order to attend Bai Jidong's wedding, many friends came to Minnesota from all over the world.
Among them are Rodman and the coaching team of the Fantasy Academy.
Rodman is their representative, and it's summer vacation, the busiest time for Dream Academy, so Rodman only brought a few coaches who are familiar with Bai Jidong over.
Recently, Bai Jidong has been very busy, besides preparing for the wedding, he also has to shoot movies.
In 20 days, one-third of the movie was shot.
"Bye, I'm waiting to see your movie. I heard that you have a passionate scene in the movie. Have you got Mondoria's consent?"
At the airport, Rodman couldn't wait to inquire about Bai Jidong's gossip.
Bai Jidong didn't want to talk about his own affairs, "There is no sex scene, it's all rumored by gossip reporters, we are an inspirational sports movie that makes blood and tears."
"It's reasonable. The NBA is a league full of luxury and money. After the game, isn't it normal to find an uninvited woman to have an in-depth exchange?" Rodman didn't care about the occasion, and he came to the dirty jokes.
Olowokandi shook his hand excitedly: "Dennis, I am your fan, and my room still has a poster of you grabbing rebounds!"
Rodman knew who he was: "Michael, I prefer the poster of me wrestling Karl Malone."
"I'll change it when I get back, as long as you like it!"
Does he like having none of your business?Whose room is that?Bai Jidong complained in his heart.
Rodman nodded: "GOOD, I made your friend." "It's my honor." Olowokandi said.
"This is?" Rodman finally turned his attention to a slightly younger black man.
Bai Jidong said: "A fan whose name you don't know, his name is Wayne Simeon, this year's rookie, he is a very good kid, he grew up watching your games, and has always regarded you as a role model."
"Child, stick to your opinion, and one day you will become a great player like me." Rodman encouraged others while not forgetting to put gold on his face.
"Yes, I will redouble my efforts!" Simeon said.
"Very good!" Rodman handed the luggage to Rodman, not treating himself as an outsider at all.
That is to say, Simien was upright and really took the luggage over, holding it respectfully.
Bai Jidong asked: "What's your plan this time?" "After attending your wedding, go to Chicago to see Xiao Zhao." Rodman said.
Bai Jidong suddenly remembered a plan that Xue Wen had mentioned to him a while ago - to organize the fantasy college basketball team to come to the United States for training.It can not only compete with powerful opponents, train players, but also let those children who have the ability to travel to the United States show themselves to the Yankees.
As long as the Americans see your ability, no one will want you.
Bai Jidong thinks this is a good thing. Now that the handover ceremony of Poseidon Academy has been completed, he is already the principal of Poseidon. If the children of Dream Academy cannot find a school, they can still go to Poseidon Academy.
All roads lead to Rome, and it doesn't have to be Poseidon.
Some children are not incompetent, but have not been discovered.
"I heard that you guys are going to come here for training?" Bai Jidong asked.
Rodman nodded and said, "Yeah, I've already contacted you. I'll come here for training in August, and I'll play ten games."
"Is this too hard?" Bai Jidong asked.
"How come? This intensity is just right. Those boys have no opponents in China. They are crazy all day long. They don't know the heights of the sky and the earth. It's time to let them know how round the moon is in foreign countries!" Rodman spoke Mandarin without any foreign language. traces of people.
"Is it settled about Butu?" Bai Jidong asked.
Rodman nodded: "It's fixed, I'll enroll next year, I'm not only training this kid every day, but I also have to supervise his English class, it's really annoying!"
"Are there any newcomers in the school in recent years?"
Rodman scratched his head and said, "There are no good insiders except Butu, but there is a kid named Chen Mo who is very good."
"What position are you playing?"
"Defender."
Chen Mobai wrote down the name and asked, "Are there any insiders like Butu?"
"You guys in China have a lot of shit." Rodman complained like a public intellectual, "First of all, those big guys must be selected first by the sports school. They are in good physical condition and have a volleyball team watching them. It's difficult! Fortunately, there is a layout plan, which is not a waste of money, let's see if we can recruit people this year."
The four chatted all the way until Bai Jidong's home.
Rodman looked at the furnished new house and said in admiration: "I never thought you would have this day!"
"There's nothing wrong with this day." Bai Jidong said.
"Starting today, you have officially stepped into the grave, and you can no longer mess with women." Rodman laughed.
Rodman looked around and said, "Yes, everything is fine, but, Bye, wouldn't it be a pity to marry without doing anything?"
"What bad idea do you have?" Bai Jidong asked anxiously.
"Tonight is your last bachelor night, let's make a big fuss," Rodman suggested.
What a bad idea!
Just as Bai Jidong was about to veto, Olowokandi clapped his hands and shouted: "Yes! Yes!"
"What's so good? What's so good?" Bai Jidong was about to object, but Simien said, "I know there's a good place, and I can definitely have a good time."
"Reserve your spot now. We will attack Apollos at night, just like the U.S. Air Force bombed Tokyo and bombed the midnight field here!" Rodman said excitedly.
One sentence from you, one sentence from me, there is absolutely no room for Bai Jidong to object.
Just like that, Bai Jidong complied.
As soon as he arrived at the nightclub, Bai Weidong's wild nature burst out.
Although I have been strongly opposed before, when I arrived at the scene, my body still danced very honestly.
Such is the power of the last bachelorette night.
Thinking of not being able to be so dissolute in the future, Bai Jidong no longer cares about other things.
Foursome, after playing one place, go to another, sweeping up the night scene of Apolis like a sweeping team.
Later, someone found the traces of Bai Jidong and his party in the casino, and in the end, they didn't know where they were playing.
The next day
Bai Jidong wakes up habitually, and finds himself in a completely unfamiliar environment. There is nothing in the room that he is familiar with. It is certain that this is not his room.
Police Bai Jidong felt like a killer, kicked off the quilt, opened the door, and found someone in the living room—it was Olowokandi, who slept like a dead fish.
Bai Jidong went to wake him up, "Olo, wake up! Wake up!"
"I am the world champion!"
Olowokandi couldn't help crying.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Bai Jidong asked loudly, "Where are we?"
"This is Glencoe, this is my home, this is my house in Glencoe, how did we come to Glencoe? We are obviously in Apolis!" Olowokandi opened his eyes wide, completely Can't figure out what's going on.
Bai Jidong was really drunk, if Olowokandi didn't know, how could he know?
By the way, there is Rodman!They were together last night.
Bai Jidong opened another room and found a man and a woman lying naked inside.
I don't know the woman, but the man is Rodman.
Bai Jidong stepped forward and lifted the quilt, and forcibly woke Rodman up: "You better tell me where the hell is this place?"
"Where is this? Why are we here? We should have gone to the St. Paul Hotel." Rodman was also puzzled.
The woman on the bed clutched the quilt tightly, hiding the private parts of her body.
"Who are you?" Bai Jidong looked at her maliciously.
"I'm Juliana, a stripper at the Ruler Club, and I came back last night with Dennis." Juliana was worried.
Bai Jidong felt his head was in a mess, "Wait, you said you came back from that club with Dennis last night?"
We are obviously in Apollos, why did we appear in Glencoe?
Although not far apart, this is too unreasonable.
Bai Jidong scratched his head: "Is it only Dennis? Are we not together?"
"No, you are together, but only Dennis offered to find someone to sleep with." Juliana said frankly: "He chose me, and we had a very good night. He is the most beautiful person I have ever met." Strong man!"
After speaking, he was intoxicated.
"White Wolf, something has happened!" Olowokandi shouted.
Bai Jidong couldn't even get angry, "Is there anything more serious than our inexplicable coming to Glencoe?"
"Vin is gone! Not in the room! The phone is off!" Olowokandi said.
"Bye, what is this?" Rodman saw a package on the bed and opened it, "Oh my god
! ”
They saw a bag full of heroin.
Came to Glencoe inexplicably, Simien disappeared, and heroin came from nowhere. These people are like the protagonists of absurd movies. They can't remember what they did because of a night of hangover. Now, they have to find Himien. By the way, to find out what the hell happened last night.
And where the hell did this whole bag of heroin come from!
(End of this chapter)
After the contract renewal was completed, Bai Jidong announced that he would marry Chu Meng on July 28th.
Numerous female fans expressed their heartbreak. For a while, the Werewolves lost a large number of female fans.
In order to attend Bai Jidong's wedding, many friends came to Minnesota from all over the world.
Among them are Rodman and the coaching team of the Fantasy Academy.
Rodman is their representative, and it's summer vacation, the busiest time for Dream Academy, so Rodman only brought a few coaches who are familiar with Bai Jidong over.
Recently, Bai Jidong has been very busy, besides preparing for the wedding, he also has to shoot movies.
In 20 days, one-third of the movie was shot.
"Bye, I'm waiting to see your movie. I heard that you have a passionate scene in the movie. Have you got Mondoria's consent?"
At the airport, Rodman couldn't wait to inquire about Bai Jidong's gossip.
Bai Jidong didn't want to talk about his own affairs, "There is no sex scene, it's all rumored by gossip reporters, we are an inspirational sports movie that makes blood and tears."
"It's reasonable. The NBA is a league full of luxury and money. After the game, isn't it normal to find an uninvited woman to have an in-depth exchange?" Rodman didn't care about the occasion, and he came to the dirty jokes.
Olowokandi shook his hand excitedly: "Dennis, I am your fan, and my room still has a poster of you grabbing rebounds!"
Rodman knew who he was: "Michael, I prefer the poster of me wrestling Karl Malone."
"I'll change it when I get back, as long as you like it!"
Does he like having none of your business?Whose room is that?Bai Jidong complained in his heart.
Rodman nodded: "GOOD, I made your friend." "It's my honor." Olowokandi said.
"This is?" Rodman finally turned his attention to a slightly younger black man.
Bai Jidong said: "A fan whose name you don't know, his name is Wayne Simeon, this year's rookie, he is a very good kid, he grew up watching your games, and has always regarded you as a role model."
"Child, stick to your opinion, and one day you will become a great player like me." Rodman encouraged others while not forgetting to put gold on his face.
"Yes, I will redouble my efforts!" Simeon said.
"Very good!" Rodman handed the luggage to Rodman, not treating himself as an outsider at all.
That is to say, Simien was upright and really took the luggage over, holding it respectfully.
Bai Jidong asked: "What's your plan this time?" "After attending your wedding, go to Chicago to see Xiao Zhao." Rodman said.
Bai Jidong suddenly remembered a plan that Xue Wen had mentioned to him a while ago - to organize the fantasy college basketball team to come to the United States for training.It can not only compete with powerful opponents, train players, but also let those children who have the ability to travel to the United States show themselves to the Yankees.
As long as the Americans see your ability, no one will want you.
Bai Jidong thinks this is a good thing. Now that the handover ceremony of Poseidon Academy has been completed, he is already the principal of Poseidon. If the children of Dream Academy cannot find a school, they can still go to Poseidon Academy.
All roads lead to Rome, and it doesn't have to be Poseidon.
Some children are not incompetent, but have not been discovered.
"I heard that you guys are going to come here for training?" Bai Jidong asked.
Rodman nodded and said, "Yeah, I've already contacted you. I'll come here for training in August, and I'll play ten games."
"Is this too hard?" Bai Jidong asked.
"How come? This intensity is just right. Those boys have no opponents in China. They are crazy all day long. They don't know the heights of the sky and the earth. It's time to let them know how round the moon is in foreign countries!" Rodman spoke Mandarin without any foreign language. traces of people.
"Is it settled about Butu?" Bai Jidong asked.
Rodman nodded: "It's fixed, I'll enroll next year, I'm not only training this kid every day, but I also have to supervise his English class, it's really annoying!"
"Are there any newcomers in the school in recent years?"
Rodman scratched his head and said, "There are no good insiders except Butu, but there is a kid named Chen Mo who is very good."
"What position are you playing?"
"Defender."
Chen Mobai wrote down the name and asked, "Are there any insiders like Butu?"
"You guys in China have a lot of shit." Rodman complained like a public intellectual, "First of all, those big guys must be selected first by the sports school. They are in good physical condition and have a volleyball team watching them. It's difficult! Fortunately, there is a layout plan, which is not a waste of money, let's see if we can recruit people this year."
The four chatted all the way until Bai Jidong's home.
Rodman looked at the furnished new house and said in admiration: "I never thought you would have this day!"
"There's nothing wrong with this day." Bai Jidong said.
"Starting today, you have officially stepped into the grave, and you can no longer mess with women." Rodman laughed.
Rodman looked around and said, "Yes, everything is fine, but, Bye, wouldn't it be a pity to marry without doing anything?"
"What bad idea do you have?" Bai Jidong asked anxiously.
"Tonight is your last bachelor night, let's make a big fuss," Rodman suggested.
What a bad idea!
Just as Bai Jidong was about to veto, Olowokandi clapped his hands and shouted: "Yes! Yes!"
"What's so good? What's so good?" Bai Jidong was about to object, but Simien said, "I know there's a good place, and I can definitely have a good time."
"Reserve your spot now. We will attack Apollos at night, just like the U.S. Air Force bombed Tokyo and bombed the midnight field here!" Rodman said excitedly.
One sentence from you, one sentence from me, there is absolutely no room for Bai Jidong to object.
Just like that, Bai Jidong complied.
As soon as he arrived at the nightclub, Bai Weidong's wild nature burst out.
Although I have been strongly opposed before, when I arrived at the scene, my body still danced very honestly.
Such is the power of the last bachelorette night.
Thinking of not being able to be so dissolute in the future, Bai Jidong no longer cares about other things.
Foursome, after playing one place, go to another, sweeping up the night scene of Apolis like a sweeping team.
Later, someone found the traces of Bai Jidong and his party in the casino, and in the end, they didn't know where they were playing.
The next day
Bai Jidong wakes up habitually, and finds himself in a completely unfamiliar environment. There is nothing in the room that he is familiar with. It is certain that this is not his room.
Police Bai Jidong felt like a killer, kicked off the quilt, opened the door, and found someone in the living room—it was Olowokandi, who slept like a dead fish.
Bai Jidong went to wake him up, "Olo, wake up! Wake up!"
"I am the world champion!"
Olowokandi couldn't help crying.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Bai Jidong asked loudly, "Where are we?"
"This is Glencoe, this is my home, this is my house in Glencoe, how did we come to Glencoe? We are obviously in Apolis!" Olowokandi opened his eyes wide, completely Can't figure out what's going on.
Bai Jidong was really drunk, if Olowokandi didn't know, how could he know?
By the way, there is Rodman!They were together last night.
Bai Jidong opened another room and found a man and a woman lying naked inside.
I don't know the woman, but the man is Rodman.
Bai Jidong stepped forward and lifted the quilt, and forcibly woke Rodman up: "You better tell me where the hell is this place?"
"Where is this? Why are we here? We should have gone to the St. Paul Hotel." Rodman was also puzzled.
The woman on the bed clutched the quilt tightly, hiding the private parts of her body.
"Who are you?" Bai Jidong looked at her maliciously.
"I'm Juliana, a stripper at the Ruler Club, and I came back last night with Dennis." Juliana was worried.
Bai Jidong felt his head was in a mess, "Wait, you said you came back from that club with Dennis last night?"
We are obviously in Apollos, why did we appear in Glencoe?
Although not far apart, this is too unreasonable.
Bai Jidong scratched his head: "Is it only Dennis? Are we not together?"
"No, you are together, but only Dennis offered to find someone to sleep with." Juliana said frankly: "He chose me, and we had a very good night. He is the most beautiful person I have ever met." Strong man!"
After speaking, he was intoxicated.
"White Wolf, something has happened!" Olowokandi shouted.
Bai Jidong couldn't even get angry, "Is there anything more serious than our inexplicable coming to Glencoe?"
"Vin is gone! Not in the room! The phone is off!" Olowokandi said.
"Bye, what is this?" Rodman saw a package on the bed and opened it, "Oh my god
! ”
They saw a bag full of heroin.
Came to Glencoe inexplicably, Simien disappeared, and heroin came from nowhere. These people are like the protagonists of absurd movies. They can't remember what they did because of a night of hangover. Now, they have to find Himien. By the way, to find out what the hell happened last night.
And where the hell did this whole bag of heroin come from!
(End of this chapter)
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