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Chapter 367

Chapter 367

Bai Jidong and others were taken to an apartment. There were quite a few people here, dozens of people, and everyone was dressed like a gangster (it was).

They naturally showed a fierce expression.

Everyone has strange tattoos on their arms, such as the one next to Bai Jidong, who has the Chinese character "Zhong" engraved on it.

Maybe he wanted to engrave the character "loyalty", but he met a Chinese expert who couldn't tell the difference between Zhong and Zhong, so he made this kind of oolong.

Bai Jidong especially wanted to point out his tattoo and tell him - your Chinese character is wrong, unless you are pro-China, there is absolutely no need to tattoo a "中" character on your body.

"Heitou, these three people are the same as that son of a bitch last night, colluding with the police and robbing our goods." The leader finally brought Bai Jidong and the others to the leader named Heitou.

Bai Jidong looked at him, as expected, he was the first person who made Bai Jidong feel darker than Garnett.

His black is concentrated on the head, pure black, completely worthy of the title of his subordinates.

"How much courage do you have, dare to rob my goods?" Heitou's eyes looked like a pervert who was about to start a murder, and Bai Jidong felt numb when he saw it.

Bai Jidong immediately explained: "This is a misunderstanding, I hope you can listen to my explanation."

"Either give me a satisfactory answer, or I'll shoot your head off with this fucking gun!" Blackhead said fiercely.

Blackhead pointed his gun closer and closer, "Say!"

"I" Bai Jidong was about to speak, when the black head suddenly inserted the muzzle of the gun into Bai Jidong's mouth, and carefully looked at Bai Jidong's face, "Weird, you look like a white wolf!"

Bai Jidong straightened his eyes and stomped his feet non-stop.

Heitou looked around, then looked at Bai Jidong's height and muscular body, "Are you a white wolf?"

"Bah!" Bai Jidong said with emotion, "Thank God, you finally recognized me!"

"No, why did the white wolf come to Glencoe?" Blackhead looked suspicious.

The person who came here said: "It is very popular to pretend to be a white wolf now. This is the most popular game at the moment. I have met several pretenders who are more like them."

"How dare you pretend to be the holy white wolf!" Heitou was furious: "Don't you know how great the white wolf is?"

Bai Jidong was about to cry, "I am the white wolf!"

"You are the white wolf? Then tell me, what is the white wolf doing in Xia Tian?" Blackhead asked.

"Renew the contract, prepare for the wedding, and film "The Baller"." Bai Jidong spoke quickly.

"It seems that you have done some research."

"However, you still missed one point, the white wolf is still busy fighting with Liv Taylor!" Heitou said something that almost scared Bai Jidong to death.

Bai Jidong yelled: "Absolutely impossible! You must not believe the news on the Internet, it is made up by unscrupulous reporters to create hot spots, and those passionate photos are all misplaced candid shots!"

"Really? White Wolf really wasn't caught by Liv's Bitch
rape? "Heitou's words made Bai Jidong dumbfounded.

she raped me?I XX her almost!
Liv Tyler is the heroine of "Baller", and these scandals are indispensable in order to generate attention.

Although it is not good news, at least the bad news has raised the attention of the movie.

Bai Jidong didn't know anything about it, because he never read gossip magazines.

"Impossible, Liv, that Bitch
She has watched White Wolf for a long time, and has shown her love in public many times. She will definitely rape White Wolf! "The person who led Bai Jidong who came over interrupted.

The black head nodded and said, "That's right! That dissatisfied Bitch
The white wolf will never be let go! "

"I said, can you stop talking to me in the third person in front of me? I am the white wolf! The white wolf is me! Liv is a good person, she is not Bitch
! "Bai Jidong really didn't know how to explain clearly to these bastards.

Rodman's eyes glowed, "Bye, I didn't see it, you still have such a piece of news."

"Don't listen to their nonsense." Bai Jidong shouted.

"Where did this stupid pig who looked like Dennis Rodman come from?" Blackhead asked.

Someone replied: "He also participated in the robbery." "Really? This is really strange. How come you meet so many stupid pigs pretending to be NBA players in one day?" Blackhead was puzzled.

"Because the person in front of you is me, silly donkey!" Olowokandi scolded.

Heitou looked at him, "Who is he?"

"A stupid pig who looks like Michael Olowokandi." Amazai explained.

"Oh?" The black head looked at the others: "Who is Michael Olowokandi?"

"You don't even know me? What the hell are you watching in the NBA, you fucking! @#..." Olowokandi could be said to be very angry, and regardless of his own situation, he yelled at blackheads.

"You insist that you are who you are, so how do you prove it?" Blackhead asked.

"I've had enough! Say it yourself, how can I prove it?" Bai Jidong asked loudly.

"White Wolf participated in "The Baller", and his acting skills must be good. Please give me a part." Heitou said.

"I can't perform like this, please untie the rope on my body." Bai Jidong said mockingly: "You all have guns on your body, you are not afraid of me running away, right?"

Heitou signaled his subordinates to untie the rope on Bai Jidong's body.

Bai Jidong twisted his shoulders, "Give me a cigarette."

"Go to hell, Bai Lang doesn't smoke!" Heitou was about to shoot Bai Jidong in the head.

Bai Jidong hugged his head and shouted: "The character I want to play must have smoke in order to enter the play!"

"Give it to him!" Heitou raised his gun,
As long as Bai Jidong's performance is not satisfactory, he will immediately send Bai Jidong to heaven.

Holding the cigarette in his hand, Bai Jidong's feeling has changed, his eyes are dark like a wily vixen.

Heitou looked into his eyes, and suddenly remembered the leading brother who brought him into the industry and was shot to death because of a gang scuffle, so similar.

"We see an offer that you can't refuse, either your signature or your finger."

Bai Jidong was like a gangster boss who changed his state after saying this, "Never hate your enemies, it will affect your judgment."

"Crack!" Blackhead clapped, "These are two of my favorite lines. Marlon Brando is pretty cool, but you still have to die!"

"Why?" Bai Jidong didn't understand.

"How can the white wolf have such good acting skills? You must not be the white wolf." Heitou's analysis was very methodical.

"What will it take for you to believe me?" Bai Jidong asked angrily.

"Looks like there's only one game left." Blackhead said suddenly.

"This is a waste of time!" Bai Jidong said, "I can single out the five of you!"

"Do you really think of yourself as a white wolf?" The boys couldn't stop laughing.

Bai Jidong said angrily: "Okay! Hit me! If I prove myself, you have to let us go, and you have to let Wei En go!" "I agree." The black head nodded in agreement.

"Put on this dress." Heitou threw Timberwolves' number 12 to Bai Jidong.The black head said: "This is the jersey you threw out when I went to the Target Center for the 30th time to watch the ball. I spent [-] to buy it from that lucky fat man."

"If you want, I can give you ten pieces." Bai Jidong said, "I hope you will keep your promise."

After all, when Bai Weidong put on the jersey, his demeanor was completely different.

Heitou's face changed drastically, "Wait a minute, I have a faster way to prove whether you are a white wolf."

"Say." Bai Jidong said.

"Backhand dunk, as long as you can do a backhand dunk, I will trust you." Blackhead said.

"You should have said no earlier, get out of the way!" Bai Weidong dribbled the ball to the other side of the basket, ran straight up, leaped, and without any confrontation, he pulled the ball back and dunked like a scorpion wagging its tail .

In the absence of confrontation, it is not difficult for Bai Jidong to do a backhand dunk.

Hei Tou was furious, and said to Ma Zai, who had captured Bai Jidong: "I fucking killed you bastards, and asked you to grab the goods. How did you capture Bai Lang?"

"But that product is indeed in their hands." The man said in horror.

"There must be a misunderstanding." Bai Jidong pulled the black head, "We were all drunk last night, we don't know what happened."

"Richard, come here and explain what happened last night!" Heitou called out one of the parties last night.

Richard said tremblingly: "We were preparing to deliver last night, and the one looks like Rodman"

"I am myself!" Rodman roared.

"Yes! Last night, just as we were about to trade, Dennis ran out drunk to stop us, saying he wanted to fight me one-on-one, and then the police came!" Richard said.

Although Rodman is a complete jerk, he does not have the habit of finding people to fight when he is drunk. Bai Jidong believes that things are not that simple.

"Blackhead, can you let Wayne go?"

Blackhead nodded, asking for Ximien to be released.As soon as he let go, Bai Jidong was dumbfounded.

The man was beaten half to death, but he was white and Himeon was a serious black man!

"Wait, I remember him, I remembered, we met him in a nightclub, his name is Anderson, he is the one who brought us to Glencoe, he must know the whereabouts of Wayne!" Rodman roared: " Untie me!"

"You idiots, let go quickly!" Heitou yelled.

The boys rushed forward and quickly untied Rodman and Olowokandi.

The method of calling someone was simple and rude. When a bucket of cold water was poured down, Anderson was awakened, and when he saw Bai Jidong, he hugged his legs and cried like he saw a relative: "Hurry up and save Wei En, he has been tied up for a day!"

"What was tied up for a day?" Bai Jidong asked.

"Did you forget? We played cards at the Saint-Simon's Hotel last night. Those who lost were tied up and put in the toilet. Later we came out to have fun, and Wayne was still in there!" Anderson said: "Go and save him!"

"Heitou, this is my contact information. I have caused you trouble this time. If you have any losses, please contact me at any time. I am willing to compensate you. I am going to save my teammates now. Goodbye!" Bai Jidong said .

"No compensation, I just want ten No. 12 jerseys with your autograph." Heitou said.

"No problem!" Bai Jidong replied loudly.

Olowokandi ran out with Anderson on his shoulders: "Brother, I heard that you were tortured last night without making a sound. You are a tough guy. I admire you!"

"Why don't you say anything! Those inhumane bastards stuffed my mouth with a pair of underwear full of stinky smell. I can't fucking scream!" Anderson cursed endlessly.

"Sir, how can I get to the Saint-Simon Hotel?" They stopped in front of a newspaper office.

The man didn't seem to like strangers, he pointed to a map in the newspaper office, "Buy a map in "Get in and find it yourself", you are adults, not children, OK?"

"Damn it! What's the matter!"

Through the map in the newspaper, Bai Jidong and the others quickly rushed to the Saint-Simon Hotel and rescued Wayne Simien who had been tied up for half a day and a night.

"Dear ones, you are finally here!" Simeon wailed loudly.

"Although there have been many twists and turns, the result is quite touching." Rodman felt good.

Bai Jidong really wanted to shoot him in the mouth, "You are not responsible for so many things!"

"One more question, how did we get to Glencoe?" Olowokandi asked.

Rodman said: "We may never get an answer to this question. I only know that if we don't hurry up, Bye will miss his wedding."

Bai Jidong ran out of the hotel as fast as he could, called a car, and rushed to Apolis City.
In the end, Bai Jidong rushed to the wedding scene at the buzzer, and his embarrassment made everyone laugh out loud.

In Bai Jidong's heart, he can only feel fortunate that he did not miss the wedding.

Many years later, when Bai Jidong, Rodman and others looked back on this extraordinary day, they all had a feeling.

"Grandma's! How fucking ridiculous!"

 Recommend "The Hangover" and "Due Date", my inspiration for these three chapters

  


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