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Chapter 411 Can You Laugh One
Chapter 411 Can You Have a Laugh?
In the card game that night, Jordan continued the law of "you will lose money if you gamble with Bai Jidong", and earned [-] yuan for Bai Jidong's "Jordan Exploiter" exclusive bank card.
If Jordan hadn't stopped in time, he might have lost hundreds of thousands.
After accepting the bet, Jordan took Bai Weidong to the night market in Houston: "From today on, don't ask me to gamble with you anymore."
"It's as if I want you to gamble." Bai Jidong looked gloating: "You are calling yourself self-inflicted."
"What is it about Rudy Gay that attracts you? I don't think the kid's last name is right," Jordan said.
Bai Jidong stopped and said: "Talent, his physical condition is very attractive, and there are many dynamic talents that cannot be seen in the scout report. I suggest you try him out a few more times."
"I will consider your opinion, in fact, Adam Morrison is also good." Jordan said.
"Yeah, definitely the second Larry Bird, you can't go wrong choosing him!" Bai Jidong's tone was extremely sour.
The next day, the All-Star Game kicked off.
Before the game, Sanders convened the crowd and said: "You are the star of the night. The fans in Houston are very fanatical. Show them all your skills and let them have a good time!"
A little bit of fun happens every time you play an All-Star game.
For example, this year, Bai Jidong and Kobe made a private bet to see who could become this year's All-Star MVP, and the loser had to praise each other without bottom line in front of the audience.
It sounded very interesting, so Bai Jidong accepted the gamble.
As a result, for the AMVP, Kobe played alone without any lower limit, and he worked harder than playing in the finals.
"Joko, how could you do this?" Bai Jidong said: "The All-Star is everyone's stage, you can't all do it alone, can you?"
"If you don't fight, you have nothing. Even if it's an All-Star game, fans want to see a competitive All-Star game, not an exhibition game where you give in." Kobe's words sound rough, but it makes sense to savor them carefully. .
That being said, Bryant went too far.
Kobe played several times in a row, and the Eastern star reacted and double-teamed him.
How brave Kobe is. After all, he is a fierce man with 81 points in a single game. Facing double-teams, he has no fear. With the defense of two or three Eastern stars, it is a three-pointer of "I am the only one in the world, you all go to hell" ball.
"boom!"
A good iron.
Bai Jidong finally understood that this guy had already thrown his integrity into the Somali Trench for the sake of the All-Star MVP.
Bai Weidong retreated quickly, and Maidi held the ball to attack. In order to let Maidi perform, Bai Weidong's defense was only rigid in form, not intensity.
In the eyes of the fans, Bai Jidong has tried his best to defend.
McGrady knew the deep meaning, threw the ball to the basket, and then threw and caught a one-handed dunk.
The fans cheered for it, the commentator was crazy about it, Bai Jidong and McGrady understood it and laughed it off.
Kobe rushed up angrily and asked, "Why didn't you guard him?"
"Which of your eyes can see that I can guard against him?" Bai Jidong asked back, rolling his eyes.
Kobe said angrily: "You can fool the fans, but you can't fool me. As long as you want, Tracy can't attack so comfortably!"
"Joko, this is the All-Star Game, not the regular season, not the playoffs, it's just a game to please the fans, do you understand?" Bai Jidong said patiently.
"It's because there are too many perfunctory people like you that the All-Star Game is getting uglier!" Kobe gritted his teeth.
Bai Jidong clasped his fists sincerely; "Joko, forgive me for not being able to lower my moral standard to the same level as yours. I will withdraw from this MVP competition. If you want to take me, I will give it to you."
"What do you mean? I rely on my strength to speak for everything. I don't need you to let me back! Speak clearly!" Kobe went crazy.
No matter how far Bai Jidong has traveled, he and Kobe are not from the same world at all.
Garnett frowned: "What are you and KB arguing about?"
"He's been arguing all this time, and I don't know what he's arguing about." Bai Jidong shrugged helplessly.
"Hey, we're on the same team now, let's let it go." Garnett thought it was Bai Jidong's pick again.
After halftime, the Eastern All-Stars lead the Western All-Stars by a large margin.
All the stars left the stage, and the next is the final of the individual competition.
The first is the skills challenge. Hardaway is full of confidence and wants to win a lottery in the challenge, but he fails to perform well in passing the ball, wasting a lot of time and is insulated from the champion.
Battier is relatively stable and in a tepid state, and he scored 20 points, which is not surprising even if he wins the championship.
Unfortunately, he ended up second and did not win the championship.
The much-anticipated slam dunk contest finals then began. In this competition, participants included Little Tudou Nate Robinson, Little AI Andre Iguodala, Josh Howard and the sudden emergence of big hits. Bonu Vashabek.
"Bonu, I'll give you a start if you win the championship, the coach has already agreed!" Garnett shouted.
Vashabek nodded, imitating Garnett's chest-beating posture, and hammered his chest twice.
Garnett also beat his chest twice in return: "It's up to you, brother!" "I will win the championship!" Vashabek shouted.
"Man, you had a nice dunk in the preliminaries, but it's going to be mine," Nate Robinson said behind Vashaback. "You'll see."
Vashabek looked indifferent and ignored Robinson at all.
Robinson snorted coldly: "Even if you keep silent, you can't change the result."
Subsequently, Robinson played a dunk.
Kenny Smith, the full-time commentator of the slam dunk contest for 30 years, is ready. He is very face-saving and will give high praise to anyone who dunks.
Robinson's first dunk earned him praise; "He's definitely the shortest dunker on the face of the earth."
"Yeah, God is really unfair, why can he jump so high?" Smith's partner Barkley sighed.
Iguodala and Smith dunked as much as fans did, but neither of them got a perfect score.
Vashabek was the last to play, and some fans were booing him, calling him the new dunk king, because he was the best player in the preliminaries.
Smith's mouth was quick: "Rookie Bonu Vashabek from Minnesota is ready for the first dunk, let's see."
Vashabek grabbed the ball with one hand, dribbled it, and took off one centimeter from the free throw line, and he flew up.
Vashabek grabbed the ball with his right hand as if doing a dance, pulled the bar, and then slammed into the basket, as gracefully as the Air Jordan back then.
He perfectly copied Jordan's classic dunk.
"It's going to be a perfect slam dunk!" Smith exclaimed.
Sure enough, the difficulty and aesthetics were excellent, and there were extra points for feelings. The five judges all scored 10 points.
Vashabek scored full points in the first deduction, ranking first in points.
Robinson's lips trembled, and he said to Vashabek: "Don't be complacent, I will surpass you with this buckle!"
"Oh." Vashabek's "Oh" has the charm of Bai Jidong, full of sarcasm, which makes the opponent feel ashamed and angry.
"Vince, how is our newcomer?"
In private, Bai Jidong would never call Carter by his nickname on the field.
Carter nodded and said, "Very good, I want to sign up for the competition."
"I'll surprise you later." Bai Jidong knew the sequence of Vashabek's dunks. The first dunk paid homage to Jordan, and the second dunk copied Carter's reverse 360-degree windmill dunk.
Little Tudou did what he said, broke through the limit for the second dunk, won a lot of applause, and dunked the second full-score dunk tonight.
Smith also came up with housekeeping skills, free throw line dunk with both hands, but only scored 41 points.
Iguodala wanted to give it a go, and cooperated with Iverson to make a classic catch and dunk after the rebound, but the judges didn't give full marks for some reason.
"Ponu! Ponu! Ponu!"
The audience shouted Vashabek's name.
Vashabek has never had such a moment. Being so expected, the surging feeling in his heart is self-evident. He did not let the audience calm down, because he enjoyed such a moment.
Vashabek dribbled the ball, just like Carter back then, dribbled the ball from the left to the paint area, leaped up, reversed his body, grabbed the ball with his long arms and stretched like a dancing windmill, and then slashed into the basket.
"It's over! It's over! Just give him the trophy!"
Smith yelled excitedly.
Vashabek's reverse 360-degree windmill dunk is exactly the same as Carter's. Not only are the steps the same, but even the beauty and strength are copied.
Carter was dumbfounded: "What show is this kid?"
"He was undrafted, and he couldn't even make a game in our team." Bai Jidong laughed.
Carter was dumbfounded.
Sure enough, Vashabek's dunk allowed him to get full marks again.
So far, including Robinson, the mentality of all the participants has collapsed, and everyone dunked the third ball like going through the motions.
They didn't even do POSS after dunking, they just walked away from the camera, and after the commentary finished, they immediately changed to another one.
Vashabek was the last to play, and he received no less cheers than any other star.
"Boss!"
For the last dunk, Vashabek needed a pass.
Bai Jidong happily went on the court: "Are you really going to do that dunk?"
"Yeah." Vashabek nodded.
"If you screw it up, you will lose all your success." Bai Jidong said.
Vashabek said, "I'm not going to screw it up."
"White Wolf's backhand dunk, what tricks will he do?" Garnett looked forward to it.
Olowokandi and others have already taken out their cameras to record this historic scene.
Bai Jidong dribbled the ball slowly, and Vashabek followed behind.
Bai Jidong grabbed the ball and tossed it upwards lightly.
Vashabek jumped up, with the momentum of flying into the sky, grabbed the ball with both hands, and continued to glide. After flying over the basket, he swung the ball with his right hand and dunked it back, with a loud noise~~
"Gentlemen! Ladies! Let us give the warmest applause to the new dunk king Bonu Vashabek~~!"
Vashabek's alley-oop dunk also won the full score. He dunked three times and all got full points. With a full score of 150 points, he was undisputedly elected as the champion of this year's slam dunk contest.
"Bo Nu, you are already the new dunk king, can you smile at our camera?" the reporter on the scene asked with a smile.
Hearing this, Vashabek squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
PS: Please recommend, ask for respect!
Thank you @西天读经的猪 for your reward
(End of this chapter)
In the card game that night, Jordan continued the law of "you will lose money if you gamble with Bai Jidong", and earned [-] yuan for Bai Jidong's "Jordan Exploiter" exclusive bank card.
If Jordan hadn't stopped in time, he might have lost hundreds of thousands.
After accepting the bet, Jordan took Bai Weidong to the night market in Houston: "From today on, don't ask me to gamble with you anymore."
"It's as if I want you to gamble." Bai Jidong looked gloating: "You are calling yourself self-inflicted."
"What is it about Rudy Gay that attracts you? I don't think the kid's last name is right," Jordan said.
Bai Jidong stopped and said: "Talent, his physical condition is very attractive, and there are many dynamic talents that cannot be seen in the scout report. I suggest you try him out a few more times."
"I will consider your opinion, in fact, Adam Morrison is also good." Jordan said.
"Yeah, definitely the second Larry Bird, you can't go wrong choosing him!" Bai Jidong's tone was extremely sour.
The next day, the All-Star Game kicked off.
Before the game, Sanders convened the crowd and said: "You are the star of the night. The fans in Houston are very fanatical. Show them all your skills and let them have a good time!"
A little bit of fun happens every time you play an All-Star game.
For example, this year, Bai Jidong and Kobe made a private bet to see who could become this year's All-Star MVP, and the loser had to praise each other without bottom line in front of the audience.
It sounded very interesting, so Bai Jidong accepted the gamble.
As a result, for the AMVP, Kobe played alone without any lower limit, and he worked harder than playing in the finals.
"Joko, how could you do this?" Bai Jidong said: "The All-Star is everyone's stage, you can't all do it alone, can you?"
"If you don't fight, you have nothing. Even if it's an All-Star game, fans want to see a competitive All-Star game, not an exhibition game where you give in." Kobe's words sound rough, but it makes sense to savor them carefully. .
That being said, Bryant went too far.
Kobe played several times in a row, and the Eastern star reacted and double-teamed him.
How brave Kobe is. After all, he is a fierce man with 81 points in a single game. Facing double-teams, he has no fear. With the defense of two or three Eastern stars, it is a three-pointer of "I am the only one in the world, you all go to hell" ball.
"boom!"
A good iron.
Bai Jidong finally understood that this guy had already thrown his integrity into the Somali Trench for the sake of the All-Star MVP.
Bai Weidong retreated quickly, and Maidi held the ball to attack. In order to let Maidi perform, Bai Weidong's defense was only rigid in form, not intensity.
In the eyes of the fans, Bai Jidong has tried his best to defend.
McGrady knew the deep meaning, threw the ball to the basket, and then threw and caught a one-handed dunk.
The fans cheered for it, the commentator was crazy about it, Bai Jidong and McGrady understood it and laughed it off.
Kobe rushed up angrily and asked, "Why didn't you guard him?"
"Which of your eyes can see that I can guard against him?" Bai Jidong asked back, rolling his eyes.
Kobe said angrily: "You can fool the fans, but you can't fool me. As long as you want, Tracy can't attack so comfortably!"
"Joko, this is the All-Star Game, not the regular season, not the playoffs, it's just a game to please the fans, do you understand?" Bai Jidong said patiently.
"It's because there are too many perfunctory people like you that the All-Star Game is getting uglier!" Kobe gritted his teeth.
Bai Jidong clasped his fists sincerely; "Joko, forgive me for not being able to lower my moral standard to the same level as yours. I will withdraw from this MVP competition. If you want to take me, I will give it to you."
"What do you mean? I rely on my strength to speak for everything. I don't need you to let me back! Speak clearly!" Kobe went crazy.
No matter how far Bai Jidong has traveled, he and Kobe are not from the same world at all.
Garnett frowned: "What are you and KB arguing about?"
"He's been arguing all this time, and I don't know what he's arguing about." Bai Jidong shrugged helplessly.
"Hey, we're on the same team now, let's let it go." Garnett thought it was Bai Jidong's pick again.
After halftime, the Eastern All-Stars lead the Western All-Stars by a large margin.
All the stars left the stage, and the next is the final of the individual competition.
The first is the skills challenge. Hardaway is full of confidence and wants to win a lottery in the challenge, but he fails to perform well in passing the ball, wasting a lot of time and is insulated from the champion.
Battier is relatively stable and in a tepid state, and he scored 20 points, which is not surprising even if he wins the championship.
Unfortunately, he ended up second and did not win the championship.
The much-anticipated slam dunk contest finals then began. In this competition, participants included Little Tudou Nate Robinson, Little AI Andre Iguodala, Josh Howard and the sudden emergence of big hits. Bonu Vashabek.
"Bonu, I'll give you a start if you win the championship, the coach has already agreed!" Garnett shouted.
Vashabek nodded, imitating Garnett's chest-beating posture, and hammered his chest twice.
Garnett also beat his chest twice in return: "It's up to you, brother!" "I will win the championship!" Vashabek shouted.
"Man, you had a nice dunk in the preliminaries, but it's going to be mine," Nate Robinson said behind Vashaback. "You'll see."
Vashabek looked indifferent and ignored Robinson at all.
Robinson snorted coldly: "Even if you keep silent, you can't change the result."
Subsequently, Robinson played a dunk.
Kenny Smith, the full-time commentator of the slam dunk contest for 30 years, is ready. He is very face-saving and will give high praise to anyone who dunks.
Robinson's first dunk earned him praise; "He's definitely the shortest dunker on the face of the earth."
"Yeah, God is really unfair, why can he jump so high?" Smith's partner Barkley sighed.
Iguodala and Smith dunked as much as fans did, but neither of them got a perfect score.
Vashabek was the last to play, and some fans were booing him, calling him the new dunk king, because he was the best player in the preliminaries.
Smith's mouth was quick: "Rookie Bonu Vashabek from Minnesota is ready for the first dunk, let's see."
Vashabek grabbed the ball with one hand, dribbled it, and took off one centimeter from the free throw line, and he flew up.
Vashabek grabbed the ball with his right hand as if doing a dance, pulled the bar, and then slammed into the basket, as gracefully as the Air Jordan back then.
He perfectly copied Jordan's classic dunk.
"It's going to be a perfect slam dunk!" Smith exclaimed.
Sure enough, the difficulty and aesthetics were excellent, and there were extra points for feelings. The five judges all scored 10 points.
Vashabek scored full points in the first deduction, ranking first in points.
Robinson's lips trembled, and he said to Vashabek: "Don't be complacent, I will surpass you with this buckle!"
"Oh." Vashabek's "Oh" has the charm of Bai Jidong, full of sarcasm, which makes the opponent feel ashamed and angry.
"Vince, how is our newcomer?"
In private, Bai Jidong would never call Carter by his nickname on the field.
Carter nodded and said, "Very good, I want to sign up for the competition."
"I'll surprise you later." Bai Jidong knew the sequence of Vashabek's dunks. The first dunk paid homage to Jordan, and the second dunk copied Carter's reverse 360-degree windmill dunk.
Little Tudou did what he said, broke through the limit for the second dunk, won a lot of applause, and dunked the second full-score dunk tonight.
Smith also came up with housekeeping skills, free throw line dunk with both hands, but only scored 41 points.
Iguodala wanted to give it a go, and cooperated with Iverson to make a classic catch and dunk after the rebound, but the judges didn't give full marks for some reason.
"Ponu! Ponu! Ponu!"
The audience shouted Vashabek's name.
Vashabek has never had such a moment. Being so expected, the surging feeling in his heart is self-evident. He did not let the audience calm down, because he enjoyed such a moment.
Vashabek dribbled the ball, just like Carter back then, dribbled the ball from the left to the paint area, leaped up, reversed his body, grabbed the ball with his long arms and stretched like a dancing windmill, and then slashed into the basket.
"It's over! It's over! Just give him the trophy!"
Smith yelled excitedly.
Vashabek's reverse 360-degree windmill dunk is exactly the same as Carter's. Not only are the steps the same, but even the beauty and strength are copied.
Carter was dumbfounded: "What show is this kid?"
"He was undrafted, and he couldn't even make a game in our team." Bai Jidong laughed.
Carter was dumbfounded.
Sure enough, Vashabek's dunk allowed him to get full marks again.
So far, including Robinson, the mentality of all the participants has collapsed, and everyone dunked the third ball like going through the motions.
They didn't even do POSS after dunking, they just walked away from the camera, and after the commentary finished, they immediately changed to another one.
Vashabek was the last to play, and he received no less cheers than any other star.
"Boss!"
For the last dunk, Vashabek needed a pass.
Bai Jidong happily went on the court: "Are you really going to do that dunk?"
"Yeah." Vashabek nodded.
"If you screw it up, you will lose all your success." Bai Jidong said.
Vashabek said, "I'm not going to screw it up."
"White Wolf's backhand dunk, what tricks will he do?" Garnett looked forward to it.
Olowokandi and others have already taken out their cameras to record this historic scene.
Bai Jidong dribbled the ball slowly, and Vashabek followed behind.
Bai Jidong grabbed the ball and tossed it upwards lightly.
Vashabek jumped up, with the momentum of flying into the sky, grabbed the ball with both hands, and continued to glide. After flying over the basket, he swung the ball with his right hand and dunked it back, with a loud noise~~
"Gentlemen! Ladies! Let us give the warmest applause to the new dunk king Bonu Vashabek~~!"
Vashabek's alley-oop dunk also won the full score. He dunked three times and all got full points. With a full score of 150 points, he was undisputedly elected as the champion of this year's slam dunk contest.
"Bo Nu, you are already the new dunk king, can you smile at our camera?" the reporter on the scene asked with a smile.
Hearing this, Vashabek squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
PS: Please recommend, ask for respect!
Thank you @西天读经的猪 for your reward
(End of this chapter)
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