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Chapter 533 The Most Sincere This Month
Bai Jidong was in a half-drunk state, and it was not too early to finish talking about these parents' short stories with Jordan.

Bai Jidong stood up, "Let's stop here for today, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, an idle middle-aged man."

Jordan put away his half-smoked cigar and scolded with a smile: "You think I like to waste time with you, a crazy psychopath?"

"Then you'd better stop asking the psychopath for advice, because you know that this psychopath has already been angered by you, and he is very vengeful, so he won't give you any advice." Bai Jidong threw the car keys to Jordan.

Jordan was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

Bai Jidong said domineeringly: "Take me home, will you let me drive? Anyway, you didn't drink much."

"Bastard, did you take me for a coachman?" Jordan was furious.

Bai Jidong opened his eyes and said pitifully, "Do you want me to drive back alone? I'm already drunk. Not only is it dangerous, but I'll also be watched by the stingy police. I don't want to have my driver's license revoked, you know How difficult is it to get a driver's license in Minnesota? This is different from the driver's license test for mentally handicapped items in Chicago."

Jordan put away his cigar, "You said so much nonsense, why don't you want me to give you a gift."

Bai Jidong lay down like a dead fish, "If you don't see me off, I'll sleep here, see if you can bear it."

Jordan frowned, "Don't say such nasty words, is it disgusting?"

Bai Jidong laughed, "Then will you send me off?"

Jordan had nothing to do with him, picked up the car keys, and roughly pulled Bai Jidong up from the sofa, "You'd better go by yourself, otherwise people will think I'm dragging the dead body."

Why is this old rascal talking so badly?Still dragging the corpse!
Bai Jidong really doesn't want to pretend anymore, he is a little drunk, but his consciousness is still clear, this crazy appearance is due to acting, he is someone who has acted in several movies, so he still has some acting skills.

Jordan dragged him to the car, agreed with the staff around him, and asked the bodyguard to drive behind him.

"Stop pretending," Jordan said suddenly.

Bai Jidong was taken aback, and said with a dry smile, "Oh, it's so embarrassing, you saw it."

Jordan controlled the steering wheel and said flatly: "I've seen you drunk, it's not like you are drunk like you are now."

Bai Jidong asked: "What do I look like when I'm drunk?"

"Sleep motionless like a dead man," Jordan said.

Bai Jidong really wanted to kick this fat middle-aged man back to 40 years ago and let him learn Chinese again. What kind of metaphor is this?What does it mean to be like a dead person?
Bai Jidong opened the window for ventilation, "Is it okay if you go back so late?"

Jordan said: "I am not a player, nor a coach. I am just a small boss who will make players and coaches feel pressure."

Thankfully, the man finally has some self-knowledge.

Bai Jidong thought to himself, and then said: "I'm very pleased with your self-knowledge."

Jordan snorted, "What about you? Going back so late and drinking so much alcohol, you must not be able to wake up tomorrow morning, right? Now no one calls you in the morning to wake you up. As the captain of the team, this is Isn't it irresponsible?"

"Mike, people will change." Bai Jidong closed the window, he felt that the wind outside the window was too cold, "I am no longer who I used to be."

Jordan pursed his lips and turned a corner: "That's right, the cowardly, stupid, abandoned and grateful Chinese guy two years ago has now become the so-called No.1 in the league, David Sternli He is the king of the alliance."

Bai Jidong scolded with a smile: "You fucking don't play tricks, now I'm only one less champion than you."

Jordan snorted: "Then you can't surpass me. Three of your five championships have been won with me, which is too many to count."

Then there was a quarrel again, Bai Jidong thought it was easy to win the championship, three consecutive championships were within reach, Jordan impassionedly refuted, and the two quarreled.

After sending Bai Jidong home, the war subsided.Jordan stared at the three-story building in front of him.

"This is your home?"

Qiao Dan looked at this room with distaste, which was seriously inconsistent with Bai Weidong's value.

Bai Jidong unbuttoned his seat belt, "Is there any problem?"

Jordan mocked: "Brandon's house is more grand than yours."

Now I have to go back and talk about it, Bai Jidong never knew why these people bought a big palace-like house, just a few people to live in, can't you just order it casually?
Bai Jidong got out of the car with Jordan, "Would you like to come in for a glass of water? Let me and my son meet the person his father hates the most."

Jordan said with a cold face, "No need, I don't want to swear in front of the child, it's not good for his growth, the child is innocent."

"That's really well said, obviously he was worried about losing his pie in front of the children, and he still found such a high-sounding reason." Bai Jidong laughed.

"Let's part here." Jordan held out his hand.

Bai Jidong raised his right hand to hold it, leaned forward, and bumped his shoulders into each other.

Jordan whispered: "I will watch how you get blown up on the way to three consecutive championships."

Bai Jidong countered: "You will see how I surpass you, open your eyes and watch carefully."

Bai Jidong carefully drove the car into the garage. Although his mind was still clear, he was a little drunk. If he accidentally knocked the car down his house, it would be a big joke.

Bai Jidong was as careful as he was taking a driver's license test, parked the car, got out of the car, walked to the door of the house, opened the door with the key, Hei Lang and Goodbye ran towards him excitedly.

Vashabek also came out to greet him, "Boss, how much wine did you drink?"

"Have you been drinking?" Chu Meng could smell the alcohol on Bai Jidong's body a few meters away.

Bai Jidong nodded, sitting on the sofa, feeling the aftertaste of the wine coming, his whole body was very tired and wanted to sleep.

Vashabek poured a glass of water for Bai Jidong, "Who is that person at night?"

Bai Jidong glanced at him and smelled: "What do you think?"

Vashabek expressed his feelings for Jordan, "I think he is very imposing. The way he looks at me reminds me of a lion on the prairie. It makes people shudder and it is difficult to disobey him."

Bai Jidong looked at him curiously, "In the end, you still rejected his offer."

Vashabek said: "I killed a lion with my own hands, and I am not afraid of lions."

Bai Jidong once again showed his peculiar brain circuit, "Don't you know that lions are rare animals? How can you kill lions?"

That's not the point at all, okay?
Having been with Bai Jidong for a long time, Vashabek still couldn't adapt to Bai Jidong's peculiar brain circuit. In his opinion, it was like a peasant woman in Africa who was bitten by a cobra. Kill the cobra and bring it back to make a good dish for the children.
"Are there any respected people in your hometown?" Bai Jidong asked.

Vashabek nodded and said: "Yes, there is a man named Greer. He once killed two adult male lions and later became the leader of the tribe. If he hadn't died of illness early, he would have become the greatest Steerer in history. Chief Luo." (Xiong Lion: Who did I provoke?)

"You can think of that person as the Greer of the NBA." Bai Jidong laughed, "He is not as unlucky as Greer. He has completed his own rule. There are only a few people in the history of the NBA who can be like him. Called a "Legend," and he's the greatest of the few "Legends," so you know what I mean?"

Vashabek asked dully, "So he also killed two lions?"

Bai Jidong swore that this was the time he wanted to strangle Vashabek the most: "What two lions, Oh my god
!Did you fucking listen to me?Did you take my words on deaf ears? "

Vashabek smiled awkwardly: "Boss, I was just joking."

This sentence is too scary!

Wasabeck kidding?He was joking?

Bai Jidong's eyes widened, "The evil U.S. imperialism has poisoned this wonderful young man from Africa after all. You can actually make jokes. It's really scary."

It turns out that joking is such a terrible thing, so we should avoid it in the future.

Vashabek said in his heart.

Chu Meng came over with a glass of hangover soup, "Drink it."

Bai Jidong took the hangover soup, took a sip, and showed a happy expression, "Bo Nu. This is the benefit of lovers. Hurry up and find a girlfriend. If you continue like this, someone will suspect that you are a guy. There is no one." An NBA player doesn't need a woman unless he's Gay."

"I don't want to think about these things yet, my position in the team is not yet stable," Vashabek always comforts himself this way.

Bai Jidong smiled and said: "This is not an excuse, think about it, being alone like an ascetic every day is not good for your training and life. The pressure needs to be released, such as when I was young."

Chu Meng expressed concern about Bai Jidong's "when you were young" postscript, "What happened after that?"

Bai Jidong changed his words in vain: "For example, when I was young, I was just like you. I didn't drink at all, and sent away all the women who approached me. Guess what happened afterwards?"

Vashabek asked, "How is it?"

Bai Jidong said: "Later I played very badly, until I met an old man who had experienced many battles and knowledge in a bar, and I sat and discussed with him, talking and laughing happily"

"He enlightened me and let me know how wonderful our life should be. After that, I met Mondoria and started another life."

Bai Weidong perfectly rounded out his words, making both Chu Meng and Vashabek understand.

Chu Meng said: "Hurry up and take a bath, you smell like alcohol now, don't let Ling Yun smell it."

Vashabek voiced his concerns, "But, will the girls here like me?"

Bai Jidong finally felt the pleasure of having the answer revealed, it turned out that this was the reason for Vashabek's abstinence, he was too inferior.

"Don't think so, you are very popular, and you are very handsome." Bai Jidong encouraged.

Vashabek asked, "Handsome?"

Bai Jidong asked: "Do you think KG is handsome?"

"Handsome." Vashabek nodded.

Bai Jidong said: "You are more handsome than him."

"That's the most sincere thing I've said this month."

Bai Jidong added.

Today is the first day of this month, so this is the most sincere sentence of this month, nothing wrong with it.

(End of this chapter)