Rebirth of Yidi Legend

Chapter 196 Fulfilling the Promise
Bruce Bowen's season reimbursement made fans all over the league except the Spurs feel happy.

And Yi Jianlian scored 54 points, allowing LeBron and Durant's season scoring record to be broken again.This made the fans of the Bucks and Yi Jianlian feel happy.

So to sum up, the Bucks fans are about equal to the fans in the entire league except the Spurs!

Thunder fans: ? ? ?

Cavaliers fans: ? ? ?

Durant:? ? ?

In short, on this night where everyone was very happy, one guy seemed particularly aggrieved-Bill Simmons was buying baguettes at the bakery.

And on the mobile phone he held in his hand, the page was the message board on his Twitter homepage mocking Yi Jianlian, and there were many new comments on it:

"Mr. Bill Simmons, do you remember what you said?"

"Mr. Bill Simmons, I'm a pastry chef. I can make some baguettes for you. How many? Like 40?"

"Hahahaha, I really want to laugh and feel sorry for you, Mr. Bill Simmons, please start your performance!"

……

Yi Jianlian once again scored a new season high, and once again beat LeBron's 53 points and Durant's 52 points. This performance cannot be said to be explosive.

Bill Simmons had to deliver on his promise.

In fact, he may not do it, but he is a public figure, at least in his own eyes, he is!
Since he is a public figure, sometimes what is said must count.

Otherwise, he might not be able to continue in the position of commentary reporter!

Why do you think Barkley kissed the ass of the donkey back then?
People all over the country are watching!
Can you not kiss for future career?
The same is true for Bill Simmons. Now that the bet has been announced, it must be done!
But why did I say baguettes then!

With a look of desperation on his face, Bill Simmons accepted the two full baguettes that the waiter handed him, filled with baguettes.

"Have a good evening, sir!"

"……Thank you!"

Bill Simmons glared at the waiter.

Am I beautiful? Me!

***
Everything was ready, and Bill Simmons was ready to start. Before he officially opened the convenience bag, he glanced at his wife who was taking pictures for him with some anxiety, and once again solemnly asked: "Jenny, once I'm about to fall, you You must call an ambulance immediately!"

His wife gave him an OK sign.

"Then let's start!"

Bill Simmons finally made up his mind, opened the convenience bag in front of him, and pulled out the first baguette from it.

"I must admit, something seems to be wrong with me!"

"But Yi Neng has such a performance, I don't think I am the only one who is surprised!"

"Okay! I did something stupid once, I shouldn't have taken such a bet!"

"Yuck~"

Bill Simmons was thinking about it while eating, and when he finished the fifth baguette, he couldn't help it anymore, leaned over and vomited.

"Damn, maybe this is a bit beyond my expectations, but I'm a guy with integrity, I'm willing to take the bet, okay! I never thought I would end up like this!"

"Yuck~"

Once again, he vomited out all the baguettes he ate in his stomach, and Bill Simmons seemed to collapse.

After repeating this five or six times, Bill Simmons finally collapsed on the table with unfinished baguettes beside him...

***
The video ends here.

According to Bill Simmons' latest tweet, the guy is in the hospital.

"Shouldn't this be the lesson that Bill Simmons will never forget?"

"I think so, of course it's also because he doesn't want to admit Yi's ability, and deliberately belittles the consequences!"

"In fact, Bill Simmons should also suffer such a loss. Didn't he get attention by deliberately belittling Yao for the bad articles he wrote in the past two years?"

No one sympathized with Bill Simmons, especially the Rockets fans who ridiculed him severely.

"It seems that the Huaxia players are the nightmare of the basketball experts in the United States! Two guys who have already made a name for themselves, one made Charles Barkley kiss the ass of the donkey, and the other made Bill Simmons eat a baguette and was sent to the hospital !Maybe it can be said like this! Don’t underestimate Chinese players, maybe this sport is not friendly to Asians, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have geniuses!”

Barkley disagreed with this passage: "Don't put Bill Simmons with me. I mocked Yao back then, but that was when Yao hadn't achieved results. Bill is different. Yi has already After scoring 50 points in a single game, this guy is still belittling him deliberately. This is his own fault. I just underestimated Yao back then, and this cannot be put together!"

Well, the eldest brother still despises the second brother...

***
Adult film star Christina also updated her twitter when Bill Simmons entered the hospital: Wow, I didn't expect Yi to play a more explosive performance so quickly, which made me feel rushed, but fortunately the script has been selected , I can guarantee that this is a brand new attempt, so stay tuned.

Christina Fan #1: Thanks Yi.

Christina Fan No. 2: I think I will like the Bucks from now on.

Christina Fan No. 3: My God, as long as there is Yi's rhythm in the future, I will support Yi unconditionally!

***
The regular season continues.

In the next game, the Bucks returned to the home court to face the Clippers. Because the opponent's strength was too bad, they ranked first in the West, so Xiao K arranged a truce for Yi Jianlian, who was out of strength after playing the Spurs.

Now, the home fans are disappointed again!
Without Yi Jianlian, the Bucks played back and forth with the Clippers, but it was not that thrilling. The East New York and West Clippers, these are teams that have been rotten for many years and cannot see the future. They don’t need to target them. Just hit yourself and collapse.

94 to 84, the Bucks continued their winning streak.

On December 12th, the league announced the best of the week for the latest week. Yi Jianlian was still not elected because he missed a game. This week, the best of the week was given to LeBron.

Last week, the Cavaliers had an unbeaten record, and LeBron even scored 53 points in a single game. Except for Yi Jianlian, no one else could beat him.

This week's best is given.

The Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans are most concerned about another list-the official NBA MVP list.

LeBron is still No. [-], which is no surprise.

They want to see if Yi Jianlian's ranking has risen.

Ordinarily, they have been arguing for so long, including some experts who have stood up to speak for Yi, and Yi Jianlian has once again set a new high in his career scoring record. The league officials can't ignore it no matter what they do!
This time the ranking should go up, right?

"Seventh place: Yi Jianlian, Bucks (ranked eighth last week)."

Huh~
It really went up!

Fans of the Bucks and Yi Jianlian were all amused!
Wqnmlgb!

Just one?

How difficult it is!
Some fans speculated helplessly: "Perhaps the league is willing to give a correct evaluation only after Yi Jianlian meets LeBron and sees his matchup performance with LeBron!"

　Chapter 3 is over...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)